Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 February 1898 — Office Repartee. [ARTICLE]

Office Repartee.

Bookkeeper—Will you kindly hand me the mucilage? Stenographer—Certainly; with all my heart. bookkeeper—No, thanks; just the mucilage, please!