Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 December 1897 — Should Have Spoken Sooner. [ARTICLE]

Should Have Spoken Sooner.

He—Miss Quickstep, they say you tabulate your admirers as “preferred,” “eligible,” “tolerable,” “so-so,” “emergency,” “intolerable,” “not to be thought of,” and the like. Where do I come in? She—l—l’m afraid,’Mr. Rinekley, you are a little too late to classify.—Chicago Tribune.