Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 December 1897 — Christmas Presents. [ARTICLE]

Christmas Presents.

What will suit a lady fat, Like a handsome, bran new hat? What will suit a lady thin, Like new ties beneath her chin? What will suit a dimpled miss, And make her sweet enough to Like bewildering chapean [kiss, Trimmed with feather, rose, and bow? What will suit them each and all You will find out if you call, On Mrs. Imes.