Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 November 1897 — Age Gently Stealing. [ARTICLE]

Age Gently Stealing.

“Elvira, will you look for my spectacles? I have lost them.” “How many pairs have you, moth - er?” “Three pairs.” “Then I'll look for the third pair*, as you have two pairs on top of your head."—-Judge.