Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 October 1897 — From Bad to Worse. [ARTICLE]

From Bad to Worse.

An English gentleman was walking with a friend in Unter den Linden, in Berlin, and In the course of a discussion on the Kaiser’s conduct committed a grievous error of Majestats-Belei-digung. , “The Emperor’s a— fool!” he exclaimed, whereupon an English-speak-ing police officer tapped him on the shoulder and said: “You must come mid me to ze police station.” “What for?” asked the Englishman. “Mein herr did call ze Kaiser a fool,” replied the man. “No, no,” urged the cute Briton; “It was the Russian Emperor I was speaking about.” “Dat vill not vash,” went on the constable; “dere is no Emperor a fool except the German Emperor.” If afflicted with scalp diseases, hair falling out, and premature baldness, do not use grease or alcoholic preparations, but apply Hall’s Hair Renewer. Life’s pleasures, if not abused, will be new every morning and fresh every evening. My doctor said I would die, but Piso’s Cure for Consumption cured me.—Amos Kelner, Cherry Valley, 111., Nov. 23, ’95.