Rising Sun Times, Volume 1, Number 12, Rising Sun, Ohio County, 1 February 1834 — Page 1

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"To work! O, n. Mr. W hippletrec.

j I couldn't think of that couldn I pon

it up. Aiil then what the de ;ee has (he ingrediencos in the axe-he! o to ilo

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lo discontent in Advertisement1'.purl'. one d dl ir i ub-c pi-Mit i: -:M ti larger o-rs in piv, L- (ier .'.'1 lu s-n !u p t p ;i''i to nv

I niv soul. iy nunc else, that vou II i with the chopping, J j pio-ciine, in :r is-n, I'll take. lait as j know. But. howsomevc ! for weik, I've put mv ve!oon that long j (hat's nvthor here, nor

i -' down in t!ic new

" I 'hen 1 give v en up fe.r one e! (he ! dev il's incurables." returned the fnrmcr

and hit l.im.

: S tm n-M-ra-a to a arietv of mean ! to vutv. his complaint. He ale largely j auisiard. caveimc pepper, horse radI ish, and other sharp and powerful runi viaiu-iilc pn-liinii them h such an ex(at t!i ai his mouth burned like tire, la;!.) his cm e watered again. At (he a:ne tan." he fed ctiornonslv on heef.

(aa'c'Cr ;:nd lurnms. and lepind -It

H'aau like o

a I -niil ;for:.: ere, i;'? ;o set

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disputing what that .-as." Sam now nulled oil' his .m; ieinan's

of his geatlenianlj" jnotensioa-, and is now one of (he mo-l iadu.triou.s vouna

.oai, and icli to. I le woi Us i:;g to the reiine. with a due moderation, at lint: invert!

SAM CKGOK N Iv ; OK T1IK M I ! I I 11' '. y .

Sam r:-)'h. priJ. ard !";.; taste oiiia r tor s nien ed the c!ia: 1 low w el' ' ho hesv-i pe. , i w!iieh h ii iii aer. in ,! tiie pi acr. I a; , on a hoe handle. Hut the

w't -in tMil..in..a;.w,- 1 1 .a . a

j ed a iillle whi-key lo his meals. h war

t a oom-etne to tlu? sad e. i.uitien ol lis .(onvuh. lul it all will iaI do. ri.: - !ror.:i t ondimeiits and the whiskey, aiiio!) ;1 (hey he lped him to the de-

a- hi . i:of. II r woi k.

, .eeou!egreo of hs he

seen -jot out of l.rea'h, and he was ohiii-u to slaek awav in oi jt r ,o . cover his wind. He. look spen d eare, however, not to let go of his a:e for a minute, lest the handle ihoald ce-dand therehy he should lose the htutfilo-l what he had already done. Besides irolling out of hreath. his h.aids her:ai

ind numerous I di-ters weie

There i '!0' t!:!!!J seems t" hint not a and that i- (he voie--tr. o. n,)t wn" oi : thought (o he wiser

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.hick Wia pph'iroe, a waii-h m'jii of the iarm-a- a!o e-inentioH'al. knows :noit:

a'-oiil tiie voice liiau tiKn.-ne that i'.

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RO ANNA, Till: Ud'LV OSV.. "Hut look, tiien." siid .Mrs. .Moore.

husband,

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sauetioict no small quantMy ol heef, J of tiie hilterest roais ahha:;e .in i other n. alters, did not in i mew. This w ork v

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a.o Sv.e-t aid has v(o:r.ach in ccnvorling tl. -e ti irg ino p-od eh le, for the snp-p-ori and nourishment .(' his genllemany person. On the contrary, thev rather

!t tided, in

lie

end, to render his tem

pi lint w oie and worse,

sat down on a log to rest. " (his i: a hard medicine. I'd rather take three hu-hel

nd v ari ;h.-.! ever :ii kill in-' . is snre

to all the root

lie ; i af s lie- c i ! a , ihe j a.i nl i: d ;

He ee( h al re om

el or

til ii a

oix. i;Kewise. riii me t'ate:u tii.aii

lie t ouhl hear of the panac'-a-

d dcetresscs within fn'iy m lcs.

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V. ii ;o all) d n. Ii'o.h v. ere n part of his p; ipn,k;hle. fir I "slll!," -'' t o 'a -. w ii.it ii. ly. f r all !' l e ;o:ie a- a ' 1 !'.- :

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1! cn.'i took a newspar.i r I.

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oi n aeas q me a ; c r;eev ar.d i-r pei taut mcdh in-. . il;eat of v. esale; in! aires ! ("..run .1 lhr"iij;h ti e upar liat, afu r a!h pear S ua

s.iai, r-j i: to ve....i oi rs ! (he d . i t :-. had

as I live. I max as well the i : a dispepsery as to he rut oil' in (he prime of my days h chopping these infarnal rug trees. I'll give it up for a had job. I never can endure these hloojvldisj .... i t . . .

iiois. nesines. m so lucd I ran staice

stand on my ("ect, let alone pegaing into the da es like a rotten red-h -ad ni v a,d-peckm-. (iood he to the (honnin! I say.

As am said this, lie sledJ, -e.i

axe, and was about ij iittii:-; (!,

w ,k n

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a tiecn voice

(i em a hollow dee sa ir.g

" -aen 1

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ram.-olos.-

as

w ood.

as were iOsidj him.

S am!

Halt'

a he mod h

Idv haw

:tud. and liaavi hi- soul eschewed rend

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I .e.'t ol ai- !o . r. s-. enteu . in oei : hi- under .to:-; T. "f :'. no-.- Io'.-il' mo-t lack- ,: ar.d !ii? calliper los. . i l ad n: liec-ahle ; . : ag;ei to ' ow out. if !'.-.' ever. tl.? w or.dei ha, e i',l ---.veiit r.ils vo-j J von ! i-. .:-! !,' j u. . e a a' ' ; i a !" in d

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tasn. Woik two hours inert? toe iv. and

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.im. 'Thr tii-p, pirln e, w itii in;::1'.! ih 't 1 'dVh ,t m "-. !iy if o ; pep-erx is. " I hope in e,l t!ie la rim

know w lint . a .: i rail ii-pn psei) ." " hv. it v kie 1 f p!.-iin(."" " I'mph! it i p, a; " It'- a kind. ,.f ;i .

wero ipn er f cling, width I never felt in all mv life, until I because a genth in in." " It's ,i downiiltt ueethan ui's compi tint, thru. Bai w!.i i-il like?" "lake! win, C: i he to make a nolo mv of me. if I do not jet better of it pretty soon." "You'd inak ; a monstrous. piot( nolonn , w onldi."( von' Hut l.ow doc your grntilitv cou;daii;t teel?" Why, it mak - uh' :"'! all over soinoi choly and down-ai ihe-m oulh like, as if I'd losl ;d! ic.v friends. In short. Mr. Whippletrer, it's a kind of a nut of an .alhei t;itioi; of the stomach and in tlit;estiblf noguins, as it w ere."1 " The compl tint i? in your noggin. I' e no doubt," said the firmer, pointing to his head, ;ii lea-t it begun there

but I cm cur'- eur stomach, for vou

if (hat's all on v'ant."

"U;iii: ( cl unvnt Sam, m ;ii you

cure, it though! Ton mv soul, I'd gic

any bod) the pp ni.-e f a thousand it i

iloliar hi ; nuau'.e lieu would tire me

from th"N dt uif d d; prpser. ll" the

on! v di iw k.

tiiitv."

I'll cure you o tuna otii c( n(iht

.tin! uiir dispepsery tot, if ou'll folbvw

mv nd vi e. "Couldn"t think rfit no how at all,

u turned Sam. pulling up his false col

lar about lea ear5, " I bke the lite of

a. nil inaii, all out. if I rouhl only art

of (he id tgin v di-pt pst i v

it w c re, tt nn gen

nd

klio to vi.tk,on la aimuid."

it'.g in g; i.era!. he aecidi n(al!v di lived v e ,-;d .a !aga ;V ra tak ir.g a :n:wp;iper. la ieokii p-. as usual, for iut"!i;'de rutv--l is ri e i !i an v ' t j 'iie. t w ' ; h t'e (' low ing rt ocir-c, !: on; a p;r'er l)awn !a! "Take I i .. i iaiOj'.hoi-, I oz. mvnh: pulverizn' and mix them together. Then hr re .i hole ia the upper end of an axe helve, snllkier.t to contain the mixture, which put in and slop close. When this has stood 21 hours in vVarm piace

n i 1 1 ec i i e a isi . S'-seh was th.e sulv tance of t!u: e;-.stein ret'pe. Bat th.e manner of u-ii.g it San did lad so much admire. It was no other than this nanv ly, te gri up every morning before (he sun, and u-e (he iive beginning moiha'.ately at first, and increasing the exercise by dcKa s. Ui ia le.e he.at rro.iiiced by his hands s:.' aid oissolve li o mixture within the

inive; whico. oe'.iv- thron" h I he weott

aeuhl ei'.ter th.e pores of the skin, and o ihdiise itself through his whole frame

uldiug new h(e a:;d iu;or to his enerva-

ed ronstitution. "A murrain lake tie.; work!" said

S.lir.. !( hnilli t- ;.! H-t I clinlil.lr. I

. -..- .. ..Ttl.ll V l.I lilt, I, B .I..VIIIUI I. iun i taking tiie medicine at all."

He debated with himself for some

days what to resolve upon. Though

ie disliked the mono ot taking it, he i d full faith ia the medicine, as he iad in all sorts of newspaper recipes.

Ilis fither advised him by all moans to

take it; and so likewise did I- armor

Whipplelrec, and the rest of his ae-

piamtance. I lie neighbors washed,

abee all thinus, to see "Gentleman

Sam" brought to labor again.

" ll 1 could onlv git the ingrcdiences

into the pores of my hand without chopping for it," said Sam, " I shouldn't

care, nut, nowsomever, work or no

work, I must take it, for I'm persuaded it's the only thing that'll cure me."

lie accordingly prepared him an axe

strictly in the manner prescribed, not omitting to set it in a warm place ivven-

tv-lour hours before using. His fither

took care that the instrument should he well ground, and that there should

be no lack of matciials to work upon,

ass'mtied hun an acre ot the primitive

forest, thickly covered with oaks, beech

es, and maples, to be cut down and

wrought into lire-wood.

(.'oiuiemn it!" said Sam, as he. leached the thick and lofty wood, "this is a

pretty business tor a gentleman! Hut, .) moping Joseph, il's a good week's

work lo cut down one of these trees, to say nothing of chopping and splitting

7 ir author is indfbtctl to thr Portland C,owicr for thr t en rfftmrinus trcipr, thr

fuhstanrc of whirh is gran alxnr ; una has

imrrhj dratm upon his arm itnngiaution

.it thr tpttrr rtri iffwtratn) it rprrt'.

to mcrrow lie here brig!

" What!" exclaimed S an. - ii' the (ices begin to talk, :t- time te look ahoutme. ' ( With licit he am . d back ami fell (o chopping again. He continued until his hards were neaily worn cu'. and ; w vtregi! s. hast"d !: i - aid d;md it no longer, when he again sholdered hi axo. and, without iehiv iarther moletcd by t he voice from the tree dragged himself home. He slept soundly that night, not being troubled in th least with dispeptic drear... Jjs lia-; the next d " ,. .,rr .,M.,.;ia h ) s'-rc ni'hy i-oie. and he was lame i;t neaily every joint; but his ;ippctite was good and he was able to cat his meat without either pepper or mustard. I le would fain, however, have declined going to the wood; but the deep voice was still ringing in hi- ch's, and the devil seemed, in his heated imagination, ready to catch him. Ho once more, therefore, took his medicated axe and repaired to the forest. He continued longer lhan (he day before, but so sore were his hands, that every stroke he struck gave him severe pain; raid he Wiis once or twice on the point of giving the matter up, when the same deen

voice from the hollow tree again warned him of the danger of such a course.

In short, Sam I'rookshnnk repaired to

the wood dailv workinn- loi rr and

larder each dav than the dav "before;

sleeping soundly at nigh!, .and eating

us meals with a constantly increasing ippetite. His hands by degrees became lardcned to the work, and his w hole

Iramc so strengthened that he could labor from morning til! night without feeling half as much fatigue as he endured the first day from a single hour's

work.

"But what a plague i the reason,"

said he, applying his nose to the axe-

helvc, " I can t smell the ramphirc and

the inurrer oozing through, as the news

paper said? I'm sure I've bet the axe-

helve, neaily red hot every day for a

month, and yet I can't perceive the ingrcdiences come through at all. The

'potheeary must a cheated me in the !

articles.

Full of this idea, he went to scold the apothecary for putting him otf w ith bad medicines; when the hitler threw his pestle, at his head and called him a fool for his pains. But though Sam couldn't perceive by any outward signs that the medicine had come through the axe helve, yet, inasmuch as he daily grew hotter by handling the instrument, he finally concluded that the virtue of the remedy had insensibly entered the pores of his hand, and w ithout his knowing it, diffused itself over his w hole system. lie did not, however, relax his endeavors, nor lay aside the meditated axe, until his acre of woodbind was com

pletely chopped, and his dyspepsia most

thoroughly tilted. Me was a bo cured

to her

one is. is she not, w imam : And Mr. Moore, who was sit'iag i;: a

I rocking chair, amu-iag himself w ith

poking (he lire, laid down the loag he held, and gravely a,, severed his wife. "But, my dear, vou have already said so one hundred times, and weie you to say so one hundred times more Rose would not beiome less uglv for voitr c-:n nig so." Rosanna was a little girl of about fourteen. She was (heir only child, and lo do her mother jusliee, wa really very ugly nay, almost i evoking: with her little gray eyes, ihd nosfC large mouth, thick protruding lips, red hair, and above all a form remaika'dy awry. Rose' was, then, very ugh hut the w;ts a sweet gitl. nevertheless. Kind ami intelligent, and pa M t; a mind of the highest order. Naaire -eeeaed to have compensated her with every good ijuality of the heart, f r the vvnnt of eveiy bcaulv of person. Tif poor little thing was profoundly hint as she listened, to her mother's obseiva'.ion. (). you little fright, vou will never a husband." Rigid o'clock -truck': Mr.-. Moore was sort 1 vexed. " (u to bed, Iuv-anna." Trembling, the little trirl npproached her mother lo give her the kiss of good night. " "Tis. ureies?. uu little mom-tor," said her mother. A tear rolled from the litlie ona's t-ve. Slie hastily wiped it away, and turning to b.tv father, presented the yet humid check. He kissed her ter.ucilv. " I am not altogether miseiabie," she murmuied, leaving the room. Retired to her chamber, she commenced embroidering a scarf, and worked I bus part of the night, for she desired lo be able to present il to her mother when she aiosc in the morning. The clock struck twelve. She had just finished, and putting it by, (he little girl calmly resigned herself to rest. Her repose was undisturbed. On tiie morrow Rose presented th.e scarf (o her mother. What was the pain the little one experienced when helmet her received it t eldlv, and express

ed none of those lender sentiments; which were to have been the sweet litl lo one." rew ind. Her ev es, by chance, glanced over a

neighboring mirror. " Yes," she said, internally, " I ain ugly they are right;" and ?ho sought in her young head to find a remedy for ugliness. And then in the world new pangs wounded the iitlle ugly one's heart. A first impression alienated all the yeung girls of her own age but she was so good, so amiable, so amusing, that they approached, then listened, and then loved her. Now, indeed, our little one was happy. One day Mr. Moore went home in a violent passion, and became in consequence of some trilling provocation, highly incensed against his wife. Their domestic felicity was troubled for eight long days. For eight long days Mrs.

.Moore was continually crv mg. Rosanna in vain racked her )onng brains lo dis

cover win but her lather still continued angry, and her mother was still con

tinually weeping. At hist she reflected in her nriiid how to reconcile them. They were all three scaled in the parlour Mr. P.loore was arranging the tire when this was concluded. he threw

the tongs from him, soak'nod a hook

from the mantel, and opened i! abrupt ly; but after ;i moment's pel usal he clos

ed it again, in a violent humour, cast a

fiery glance al his trembling wife, and

hurriedly arose from hi chair.

Rosanna, deeply moved, clasped her arms about his neck, as he was about to rise, and aHeetioiiiitely caressed him. lie could not reject her innocent coaxing, and the litlie girl thinking she had succeeded in touching his heart, took in hei hands the nvbUncd handker

chief wherewith her mother had been drying her weeping eyes, and dried them a second time therewith; she then ten doily embiaced her mother, who returned her alfectionatc caress with al! ii mother's fondness. Tiie parhes being now favourabh disposed, nought remained but to estalisii tiie peace. This was no easy matter neither would make the first overlure and without the penetration cf little Rose, the reconciliation would n-! have taken (dace. Slie took her father's hand between her tr.--.-; lit tic hands, and pressed it to her bosom; she then took her mother's hand and joined it to her father's as it. lay near her heart. Human pride could resist no longer the alienated parents rose at the same moment and cordially embraced each other. From that hour Rose was the idol of them both. Six years after this, Rosanna the ugly Rosanna was the ornament ol ev ery society to w hich her mother presented her, Amiable, witty and observing, her conversation was universallycourted. One summer evening, the sun, which during the clay had shed over nature an intense heat, had just disappeared, leaving the hoiizon covered with long wide bands ol red clouds more and more dark were heaping themselves on the eastern sky the atmosphere was suffocating, and one would deem the earth was returning lo the sun (he heal she had been receiviug from it during tinday. All was heavy and weary theair inhaled seemed rather to sutfocate than nouiish. A drowsy langour over came eveiy one. In a saloon, whose every window vv asthrown open, might be seen, gliding here and there in the darkened light, groups of young females whose white dresses, slightly agitated by the rising breeze of the evening, oilered something mysterious and poetical whereon the imagination loved to dwell. A low languishing whisper was then heard, hke the soothing murmur cf some dis t.anf rivulet. A young woman, seated belore a piano, was expressing her heart's sentiments by an extemporary melody, now smoolh and tender, now deep and trembling. No more whispering, but a general silence look place, for hers was a celestial symphony, a seraph's song. Lord Underwood, a line blue-eyed young nobleman, was so deeply touched by the melody, that his frame seemed agitated by a momentary convulsion. He listened to the angel's voice, so softly harmonizing with the sweet tones of the instrument, and felt an indescribable sensation (brill through his frame. The music ceased, but the sweet voice vibrated on Underwood's car, and (here was a charm in the w itty ar.d ori

ginal trille to which he listened, that transfixed him where he stood.

" How beautiful must that young girl be,"' thought Underwood. "Happy the

man on whom may fall her choice," and he involuntarily sighed.

Suddenly lights are brought in. I he

young woman as tiie ugly Rosanna.

hold Underwood was stupihed he

closed his eyes, but the charm of that

voice haunted his memory. He gazed

on her a second time, and he found her

less ugly. The beauties of her mind seemed transferred to her person, and her gray eves, small as they were, expressed, wonderfully well, her internal sensations. Lord Underwood wedded Rosanna, and became the happiest of men in the possession of the kindest and most loving of women. Bevutv deserts us, but viuti-h and Tv lknts, the faithful companions of our lives, accompe'n' us even to the grave. A'ttVfjuiprrs. Few persons are await, of the amount of intellectual food furnished by a weekly newspaper, in a single year, and how cheaply, when compared with that furnished by books. For example, a paper of the size, of this sheet, ami printed with similar tv pe, contains as much matter in iifiy-two numbers, as tvvkntv octavo volumes, printed in the fashionable si vie. with large tvpe, and with margins like the "Sketch Book." A newspaper costs (wo or three dollars per viar, while

twenty such volumes, conlaining no more matter, will cost from thirty to forty dollar. Ciu. jMimtr. One (hat is perfectly idle is perfectly weary too, n ml knows not what lie vv oul-l have or do.