Richmond Palladium (Weekly), Volume 34, Number 12, 27 April 1864 — Page 4

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a vr ftfMMOND, 1ND:..5AFRrt 27, 1864. mr rations1 aiotcles. ; . r A tittle nonsense.il" sad then, ,

rshshed br Ike of men. ' t . COURTIN' IN THE2 COUNTRY. -.'"' ' " BY IL ELUOTT McBRIDE. Zakiet gets tha "chores" done, '".-''"'. , Ha feed the hens and pi?., ; 1 ; .,Trd4 to tha eoa and calve, Then kejreW on lits.,'rigitr', Young tow-heads srwiril hm, " , j J - Shoutinsf ont like forlorn , V , j . n-. Sarin? therll bat ft fii . that ZikV'i jetting uu utUay-go-ineefiiis just to go a courtio'. . ,.,. ! I . Zeke nMVi k the place ; ! ,!.- lie knocks aad hears "Coma in I i I , The 'rt H id k bim. ' !- Thar take his shawl kiwi pin. ,-: J.--Zvke, after looking round, j tft'u-U JtLa prv3nJ asat tj: , hasn't !,? !", . J.. ,i V J Cnnseinei.tlV lie dossn't ay much ; but all Hie time be koeps lookin' at bie fek UJ" ii'"" ".,' J 'The old genth-maa talks j 'Of horses snd the creps ; - ! Aad tha aldladr asks I , About hi another" bops. Sbe also frk.-o.lly aaka ' ' ' What butter the Lave churned ; KettPl gets uneasy, Aad ha mentally ejaculates i " Hops, butter and ti-iugs be denied '." i Old f.!sa keep talkin', '. 1 Cricket keep a buaxio', i Sally looks at Zckiel, , , , -ekM keeps a fussln'; ! Hally thinks tt'a tjedtiine, I . - . .And Zekisl think so too; , ' Ant obt folk aeem tukled ' And keep a lookinir at eaveh ottier, anl t!rn at Zeke fA a if tnejr knew a Uiiiijt or too. , Tle old man pulls hi boot, I And travel .(T Us ted ; ' The old ladj'a j awning' " " And ticnnr op hrr bead, ZAiel'a leelinp tirkltsd, Klin( kinder funnjr ; j ' 1(4 think tl.e tin e has tomi k'or lino to pop the qaxttton, get aw.f.ao l commence a luyui' up the money. th nld'tak are gnne, But Sall.r'a till mttiu'; Zeke fldaHtkatl aroua I , ( An. I firprrmkitflii. r Shaaxk him hy ao onirn? ' ' 1 And Zekicl hi m and haw; j , , Ue (rive an awful eouirh, ' i Then he crMHi bis Iwi, then be oeroaae them, and then be v " Uecauae I", , . .YCj? J ' f j Zvkivl ch ar Li throat, Tlten birhr up hi cbair j - ' Kallr looka aluntm', like j An If nli didn't car. J Zfke rlenra hi throat atrafn, Airain he liitfhea near; . t i AltdSal, the little pet, ' ! r i - AlVr knittinif f the "niid'lle of the needle," lar awar her Htockin and took a if alio wouklu't "ikijer." , J . , 7.vYe at Vvnetf" pltcherr'trM in," ' " . -tunf hi ariiM around ber; 'ft f HmH thitt t'to aioat fi his, - J "'" . , j ' . ? ' hlio'd not gut a aoandsil . , Zek kpt a boldiii' on ... i ; : r And awore hi fate le'd know t .While Sal coold bnt mtrv- ,i . ' ' . i Cuke Jone. 1TJ tell ry,a whet U i, ! can't ' Ual Jt,nd I waaTt let yon ho tue a r'.. r - it. . But Zt'ks owid b1 deMiwcd. " ! all tliintr frnod aud bnct, "? ' J ' lie nerer would " leaT ' Till aa answer be bad : He di-rlared he lured her, t And his love waa rowiu'; , ' '( " v , f be iiwxU-stl.r replied i t ' Z-ke Jont, 1 would like niiphtjr well to believe rmi ; but I'm most awfully afraid rim're blew - iu'S",..!, " Ml be d.nrire.1 if I m T' Mioute i-kiol, all in joy ; ' ; . "Do rm think I wool. I lie TUtnk I'm a Win; hoy T . . Ob, won' you bare mn, Half i , . I'U tell y.m what it !--. -If you won't hare mo, rial, . i - I'U co rurht otl to tli war, and some d.ir , there will be a bifr eanaon-beJl eome alonar and take oil' my head clu-r tin 1 OH, ye. I'U hare ru, Zk; j t'an't let yon fo away j - rJJi, 7i-k, yvu'II hretooo -" M" What pa and ma will aar." When Zeke rti answer got, II trotteil i'0 " to hum," , . "And tivkUnl waa mt roucli, . lie couldn't aluep a wink that ni-ht without dreaming yf the xoj Uma to ovmo. , . .1 ,i H i(Wrkteo fur tlie CinrinnatiT mMi. Paraon Brownlow's Daughter. CiMriicwATi, ., March 31, 18G4. ', EdiiorTlmks: Theaccompaninjr stani;a were found among other' papers in i the pocket of a dead rebel ' soldier, at Blue Spring East Tennesse, by a ( Miehgan noldicr, now in this city lie haj the original copy In his . posses fc'ion, which he kindly perrntUed rao to transcribe ibr publication. .'-Respectfully, - Jons llKXPtr. " s "-'.. A lady on the portal stood,' The "Stan and Stripe" about bcr, t "Twasl'araon Urowulow's daujrhter. The BebeU marched towarJs the bouse f " ' . I With heart full bent on slaughter. They ealled alon,l "poll down that flagf , To l'arson Krownluw'a daughter. Hut sbe was But so easy scared, Nor tiauid, a they thought her, "Vour setills I'll empty of your brains," Said Parson Brownlow's daughter. , , "I awesr," quoth one, "I like her frit, Sue is a perfect snorter, . . And we had Uet 'jjet up and git,,; . . : Froaa Par sob 1-rowalow's dauhtor." - The flag still wared abore the houae As chaa'e as stars in water, (. It Umg has waveil, and lon my ware O'er 1'erwu Urwwnlow's (Lmij1iUt : . - It erer I eowclade to be A matrimonial squatter, t IT1 fr" to Kooiritle, Tonneagje . , - And saarry JkjWBlow'suaogl.twT. S j ' - '... .lAQtiKT Mkpitatok. A yonng Eng- - Itvhman, while at Naples, was introduced ' at an assembly of ne of 'the first ladies, by a Nenjvdiaai gettleman; while he was there his anuiT-box vat stolei from . lum. The next day, Wing at another Louie, , Lcsaw a person taking euuft out of his r box.,. die. n o hi friend "T here," said be, 4'thattnan in blue, with gold embroidery, is taking snuff out of tlie box sto'e t frem iu yestorxlay." Do you know him? Is he not a sharper?"' , Tak cr,V tko otler,; f that nan is of the first quality.1' "I tK not care for his quality," said the Englishman. 'I tnut have my snntf box agaiul I will go and ask for iL" Pray i quiet," aaidhis friend, '-and lvvr it to to ft back your box." - Upon this nnrwerthe Enirlishman went wy. after" invUfiae rflebtl tod!e .'williluui the next day. He accordinglv came, jd, Jts be catered, said; "There, I hav'brotight yoa your snuff lox." - W)Uy how ym obtain it?' -"Why I did not wil, td make am noUt .aaWat it, bo I jsicked bis pocket -of. it."

Artimus Ward's Adventure.

: f'l ttrast relttg Mtl neitln5 which Tiatenef lo'ybnf-inmMc servftton Lis retura-Lorae from X&lv msj. J I was walkih' along the street, : lookia' eo rallant ao-ay in'rnv triss kote an' LSavr bottons. and other military harness, when jfn extited ftinale rutbel out ov, a bouse.' and throwed - !ir . rurnp LanJ'crftnn' mv xwt V wl.i:li Mart I didn't mind much, as they were round ones -and exclaimed: -s-Tn- i.4,!ioM thtdbn'o feiin!'' ! - 1 ' -Toii do an' I think vou are ho!Jtn f mo too fatly," sez I, trying to release the excentrick female's arms. . - i. . O, Lev you etuu back her you ennj back?" she wildly; cried, hauging tighter to raj' neck. . . - . -'- ' - 'Certainlr I've cum- hack, ays I, "or else I wouldn't be here. But I don't think I know you mnchly." Not know me your own Claretta Rosetta lielletta she who has not sot her eyes onto you for more'n tooyearfc'"' Ye3,M se continued, plaein' her paws onto my shoulders, an' lookin' up into my face like a dyiu, hoss-fly, "yes I see my. own Alfred eve, kis nose, bis eat 3, his ." "" ? M3Iadam," sez T, "excoose me, but allow me to correct yoa; ' Ef I air not mistaken these carses an' ereses an' noses belong to myself individorally, an your Alfred never owned "em searetly." "Away with this farce," sez she. 'You cannot deceive your Claretta; cum into the house and see yoiir.litUe boa Lincoln liuroaido McCleilau iiaAr." It was evident the femail was mistaken, that it was not me, but another man, she wanted. 'How oM is he?" se I. , "Which?" nay f.e. ' '- "Thent little son, Lincoln IJarnside 5rc1ellen an' so 4th." . "He's jut six mouths the little darling!" ' "Well, madam," sez I, "ef little Lincoln MoC'lillan liurutde twv so forth, is j only six months old," an 3-011 havn't sot eyes onto your Alfred for more'n two jears, I think there's a mistake soniewhar, an that I'm not your Alfred, but another man altogether." The woman shot into the house like forty, an that was the last of her, but I pi y her poor Alfred. Josh Billings Insures His Life. 1 At tine of the life Inurnc Coniptn5e3 the other diy, the following dialogue between Mr. r.ilt'ns and tlie coinptny's agotit took place: "I k 11 in to the conclusion lately that life wn onsartin, that the only way Ibr rai ta aland a chance with other folks waz tu get my lift' in suieJ, Sii.l so I kallcd on the agent ov tho Oarden Aneil Life Insurance Company, and answered the following questions, which waz pot to u.e over the top or a pair ov goold specks, by a blick, little, fnt, old follcr with a little, round, gray head, anJ az prctly a httlo belly on hiiu ax ever a man owned,: Viestton. '"I. Are you mail or ("email: If so, state how long you have been so. "'2. Are you subject to fits, and if so, du . vou Lave more than one at a time? - "3. What iz yoar precise titcing weight? "4th Did you ever have eny ancestors. nd if s", how much? "5 What iz youre legal opinion ov tha conEtituiioiiRlit j ov the 10 couimandnent!,' 'C Did you ever have mny nite mares? "7 Arm you married and single or are yu a batchetor? 8. lu yu beleive ia a future state? If yu du, atate it. 9. What are your private seiiiiuionts about a rush ov raU tu the Lead; can it be did (successfully? "10. Have yu ever com nitted suicide, and if so howj did it seem to .li"sct yu? "After aiswerinj the above qticstions like a man, in the conlinnatif, the slick, little, fat, old fellow with the goo'd specks on said I was insured for life, aad would probably remain so for a term ov years. .1 thanked him ui.d smiled one ov my most pensive smiles.' X-7"A very talkative little girl used often to annoy Iter mother by making re niaiks about the visitors that came to the house. On one occasion a gentleman was expected whose nose had been accidentally flattened nearly to his luce. The mother cautioned her child particularly to say nothing about this feature. Imagine her consternation when the little one exclaimed: "Ma, 3'ou told me not' to say anything about Air. Smith's nose. 'Why, ho hau"t got any." rjjf,rFhe question ha been nsktul, why is it considered impolite for gentlemen to go in the presence of ladies in their shirt sleeves, while it is itt every way correct for the ladies themselves to appear before gentlemen without any fcleeves V It is still unanswered. 7The Albany Knicktrbncler says that there is one man in lonhkeepsie who has been rather unfortunate lately, having been drafted, married and burnt out. lie might have recovered from the draft and burtu but the marriage settled him. Nasby on Mick Lellan. ClU RCn CV THE SLOTTEIiED SaXTZ,) LAIT ST. VALtANDVGtM. C I noti in the Diinocratic papers a de sire U rttaikGcn. lick Lellan or General Grant our uomiuoe for the l'rfsidencjjj Sooisidcl ijee ! I protest. Titne hascnt tcched mv flowln lox with frost and furrode my massive brow fur not lVopil hev sumtimes doubtid my' cn isty tut my tallcnts ncvir. .1 dout al ways pay, but I nevir fale-1 t-orrowin. Wich is useful. Titer 4 I throw Myself into ' the breech and demand a heei ia. I am inflexibly opposed to Mick Lellan'a rrominashen I hev faith in the seouudnis uv . Lis duuocricy, Dut nun whatever in A bility. Look at it. He was platsed ln lioosiiicn 2 maik the dimocricy, but instead, ho (by weeknis) i well niirh rooinened it. lie had under; his kontrole 10,0C0 Aherli-5hetiist.-. A 1 man uv genius wood hev distroyed ent all, whereas he only sunk abowt the hatt : leavin Uie rest 21ivek vote azin tts. ; A norm-nee ar the dimocricy must be a tiiaa abel 2 kontrole uther men. Ir he sieh ? ' Not cany Did he not let that ar born j devil Hooker. Kearney, and IauSeld, tvay aul hie our Miinern rreinrin st j Anttfctam and elsewhere? kill i a 'Jest ez t menv Sutherii Jimivrats ez wua killet uv the aberlishenists 'I Troo he nlopt i psij soon ezlie eooi troo him aiui Fit-ccia Porter latlii out Pope aul kep Lira frm wetin our Sutbern freuus troo he di.l Lin kum ez mnch hurt &ni Davis much gud ez vvu in him. but the wink he mite hev dun wut only haiTdan. His ijee tiot our ijce. His 6rttejv wnz '2 shashsy baekords anil fonrd until

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irH V'irr?fiTT roin ize. lie wante L " . . - - 1 ua b,1.i,; I ... 1 t.lm a-vtvf liiTYt ov.i I Le, Oerferson Davis mite hev bin in the i White House, and we the pore dimoc-ricy, mitanot onla-hev haU the fost Urhses, Gxtona sheep Tarm uv aw akers, but j a : TM i. : iuiunvi. iui-11 uicjivu emerpi mr sole Then I tnssed the7im?iesilitv w.-t'rj in nrlirt, .,? " 4,".. J r J1I' V 1 V- VII (, U the farm I loneed for. ' I'll nnn uv Lira f Avantl , r. -.:.: . : j . E fur (Jranl, my eole rekoils with horrurattlie bare ijee. What! nomin-1 ait a man whoe willin soard drips with i the gory life tlud uv unwiilin dhnicritie I sr.ints? Xevir! Forbid it. Leaven ! Marntbe virgin ? Pease 1! a soger drenched ! in goar ! I, Nasby forbid the bans ! Tlietrooth we are- srettin wild. A man cant look 2 waze without dooin vio-! leuts 'J his organs uv vishion. .If per-) aisted in he'd becum cross ide. We cotu- . menst with our facis southard. Ther our i hope lize let us V:cep our ize that way. ! If we hOuiinaita war man, and turn back j into awar platform, what better air we . than the Gentiles! snch jimnasticks air j pt.rty '2 see, but thai reneh mc jimnastlst. i No ! let us ro on ez we begun, ilz j peace men our cauz is not hoaplis. ' I he knew and. unconstooshnel tacks 0:1 whisky keeps the orthodox dimocricy strait (though at our expense) and a lucky Konl'ederait victory this spring Trood twrn the week "need war men in 2 peace bawlcrs. Good heavens! .iir we insain? Shall we thrrw away such wee- ! pins ez taxis, conscrip.huo, nigger, free I speech, ct t-ettery, and bow the nec 2 j Link uin r Nevir! : . AVat we want c thes ; 1. A peace man for a kandy dait. 2. Jloor Matters; Ef the outrajaid Vallnmlytrum and Sam Jlerlarr, and Geo. E Pooh wood l'ur the jrutl nv thepartv, consent to lie driven tu despeiashun liv the tiranv uv the Admintstrashun, and kommit sooishle, it wood be a trump kard for us. Wat inn ving appeels we could maik over ther ded bodiz. I'll rite tu ein on Uie subject. 3. The fonnashiin uv Ade Soeietis 2 defra the expousi uv the kainpane, which will be enormous oin 1 the tacks on whisky. 4. Konl'ederait victrys and lots, nv em wich not onla kills oir Abet lichen voters but disharlen- war men north. f. l"he liberal preechin uv a pure gospel untainted with Abcrlishenism. With thes we ken ez czy suck seed ez I uzed 4 tti turn jack from the bootom wen I wtiz in a state uv nnrejenerashun. I'e'ns dimocrat for Presydent. O happy thought! The forin inishtms. Tlie custom howses ! Let us be wise and thezeiz ourn. I'truoLtLM V. 'aey, l'ostor uv sed Church in Charge. The Ilade of th riflr-nth Army C orp. From a" letter from tho Artjiy of the Cumberland.' j The troops which came here from the ' Army of the Potomac brought witb them ' v.isious ornamental habits and customs ! that wore new to the Western soidier. f Among them was the corps badge, which j designated the corps to which ollieers j and men were attached. For instance, f the 12th a star. Tho bad ire is made of! any material-1 gold, silver, or red flannel, and worn conspicuously on some part of tlie clothing. The Western corps have no such badge. How nn Irishman explained the matter is tans told: A soldier caiuo to the headquarters of Gen oral TJuttc'rficld, a tired, weather beaten straggler. lie was one of those who made Sherman's march from Mcmi'iliis Chattanooga, thence to Knoxville, and j was now returning in the terrible cold of that returning march, thinly clf d, . one foot covered with a badly worn unity J shoe, the other with a piece of rawhide i hound with htl'mqs oboilt a SOckk'S" foot t lioth feet cut and Meediny;. '-Arms at . , , " , J wiii, lie it tut ix v' i past, mo m-aiu uarier s i Xtiaru, lntoTir only upon overtaking i.n j rejimco.- "Halt," said a eeutiuvl wifjt a i ma. v f y 1 a ' I'lijxiu piCC-1. clean umiorm, ami wniie gloves. ' What do yo l belong to?'' Hth ilisshoory, sure."' 'What di ifrion?" "Morixan Lr45initU"p, av coor?c." "What briixadc?" "Giles SmitlJrild JJrigade of t!3i 2d Division," --. - "ll;if what "corps?, .. "The 1 Jth, 3 01 d d fool.- I am one of the Itoroea of Vicksburx. ' Anythinir more, Mr. Sentiiaerr'' '? " ' "WheiT ii 3 otir l adtre?' "Mv lulffe U it? what is that?1 ';l)a yoii see this ; star ow-mj cap? That is tho badge, of . tlie Ith'1; Corps. That crescent oinnv partnr'.a-wip is the badaro of tlie, 11 tli T.'orps." StV,; T fteetiow. . That's how yezT'otonnek ftlleas Vits-Kome nv dtH- ynights. o Ye take the moon. aad stars with ye." : "Hut wliat is the badge of vour corp-?" Making an about face, and ; slappin liis cartridffo-box, our soldier renlicl: I "D'ye see that? - 'A cartridge ii with ; a V. S. on a brass plati, and forty rounds j. in the cartridge-box sixty rounds in our j pockets. That's the badge of the 15th, j that coma: froial Yieksburtr-.to help yv I tltrht Chattanooiiv." I r An Ohio paper sa-s : 4- Some say there are but two sexes, the male am? female, but yor have only to get into M aich tusett a w.flu d a il id esex.T NEW TDRTTG- STORE ! ! J. E. AVERT" & CO. .i . DEALERS I Drtigs, Medicines, Paints, Oils," Ore StntT. Coal Oil l.:up. Snaps Pcrfamtrit s nnj I aiacy Artn le- tieuerail) ! ! , . ;. . -v ".. ALsO Or - . - - . Pure.'Wiaes & Iiiquaxs EOF. MEPICAL rfKIXtSES. Patert and Proprietary Medicines ,0. Mim-u. i.H.s,tr- sou-r hii, , - -' - ITiciimonp, Isd. Nr H' " fresS. iiirjiUi June 2. 13. -," "tf FAIRBANKS' STANDARD SCALES f nit KiaaN Warehsnse Trucks. Lertfr Pres Fairbanks, Greenleaf & Co., - 12 Iutke Street Chicago. - Be r-reftnl to bfironlT the r-nnitie. June s IfWA. " "

but he v-Leu a-xeviuu.on the confiscated ; a ?r,,1raes taita. qv aberlisbeii.sts, which, wood hev ? Vuff dwb, bea coastitushinal. I had, my eagle eye- " tyrrr,

COLORS.

Tn J . w Park Grtjt n. I T?i,.k r r:i 1 iit r ff 4 rVln0l'M t Magvnta, , taiio, 1 " Marucn, i Oranw. ' 1 (Tjph Lro, Kovl rirp!e a'nv State. . - i i . K i'raD Suit, Lurht Prah. ' frsh. -Lwitf t an Irrah, VkJtt, Yellow

l.-r Ihrmnc Jilk. W or!m and MTt-5 Sfcawl, . ... Sciiri's. Ires. Itihhon.-t. tibtves, l!n!ietH.r, Featji- ( Tl!ee eaes are nude of material mhicb is erertaster, Kkl tiloves. ("UiJ Uva's fWthinfr, auJ all kitsof-1 w?. oett'nT t.r nor btmp:. fiariii? any eft-ct Wtarinef Apparoi ' - - - J. pwi - I wamn them noiiiit-r to rn.t or decay; A SAVING OF.EO PER CEKTJL 1 , AL"rn Cu!ts ',f a!w ta h,a?'i - f Jan., S 1 -rt4. 33 tf Pnr ij eunt ri nrn rir a many prxw i- -wuW j. . . oi2Lr-ise cot Bre uiksi tUatutn. Vafieita h.i.k c:v . t-I t VTVf A C f AGRftfIATIrtW.

fcpwWfn.snltivc. The ir.Ksi3 siml!f. ami anv on can u1 tlie dve with ix-rfect success. ' i '. Pinvtiort in KnHwh, Frtmc-h Td Jrrntan, insiio of ' each paccajze. - ': .;-- - ' For furtln-r information in Dyeing, an-.l jfirin apcr- ! feci knowleilc? wlul cob T are a-Lioie 1 to dye with othi KTf. with manr raluahloreriiies. i ruirchasc Howe A Ste ven. 1 r-.-atH-s on Pvein? an t I'i'iorin?. Sent br mail o receipt f prsre 10 ccrsrs. Mantrfacfiird hr HOWE STKVE.S'5, 2r-3 Broadway. 15otou- . Ft saIo br drurrists and dealer evnerullv. , i , . .i v . ..t . MADAME ZADOCK PORTERS Curative Cough Balsam! PJtlCE 23 &. oO CTS., PEU BOTTLE. TIip Krt, ( hei?ft nad most rBrctual Re- J m dv, for Corh, Cd. Ac, the World ha erer pro1arod, Vnrely Vegtable, contain i .MI!TK I.S, or other iri.rrr:KKf j iitt c.. The Curative Ril.iam is vvarrnte1, if tiei it-crrf inr to lir x-uons, to rutv in ail ra.-'s,l oiitfUs, j , YU: op-inK-tV.i;!.'!!, A-llinw. :inl all tii nfli-rions of the Throat au I J.uii-t. .llMtiame Zadsc Eortrr. Ilalam. is a itkki.y VEi.KTAr.l.KEIPEtTOKAITTir pared -with grtaS ftire and s4-iei:tUi skill, tn-m a romiin.iliin t t!i-l.-t r ioil!.'s the ll n in.Htil .iii.i lit t.w n ri- l... - r t dfn it power to nist wff I '"l",'.v "'"' vinm rcuia tion ot lung's. . It eulivejis tl.e uiuiele ttn 1 r.sist-i tlie fkin to (x rliii iu the duties of tve.ulatinsr the heat -f the -tem, and in gently thrrwin?-(l the wast.- aubait.ince from tlio irfuci' of the IkkIv. It liM-Stiii phlerni. iniluees free spilling ami will In-found very HpTe'able to the t-;3te. It in mit a violent remedy, hut einoUient. wartuinjr, pearchiur amt (freetivc.eau be taken by t.ie .Met person or the youngest ehill. Jtlndnme 'S.iiditr lortPrs C'nrartv Iln!am i no new ami untried lueilieine, but ha. been nsei by the public for the prist '12 years, with uuparalled. sue-, fcr. lia arouirid! its presnt extensive and largely increasinp sale, simpi.v by being neoiiinirndiil by those who have used it to their nlltn-ti I frieiids and other. If you have a Cold, if ever so slight, d" not fail to give the Rub-am a trial, as the very low priee at which it is sold, brinffs it in the resrh of every one, that they may always keep it convenient for use. The timely ue of a 20 rent fsttle will of leu prove to be worth one hundred tini 's its cost. 1 not be put off with any other. Ak for .Madante Zudoc Portt-r'H l ouvh llaKawi, insist ou havipir it. and take uu etiier ; if your Druggust does not ii.i e ir, have him send and pet it for you. ";rCSotd bv all I'mtgists at 25 and JU cent per bottle. " "; HAM. St KI'CK t.ru Prop'ri. 21 OUttNUUU MKKtT, J.KW VOEE. ly. rrTFH crooker.'; ijknj. crockkr. CROCKER & CO., No'.ilb side of Mniu Mrret. one .square 1 5ast of Meredith itoo-e, . K!tIDIOM),IM. W;iniif:ic-utun all liiu !-- i f Crrio:res. Tt'itsie, iTB S'llkic-, Express I I'l-ilinp- M'ap-uus. Ac, Ac. e hax e on haiul a tin.- n.-sorim -nt ot work in our lini. an 1 e:m furnisli to ordi r n st.ort notice, almost any ty!e or pnftern of vohirte". al! of whirh t!iy warrant tvlie made of .Tel-et rautjtiat aM by car-.'fnl and i expi-ih BciM rMim.Ti. Th"" pnm'an Invited to cull anil fLX;iiujue tiieir ! stoek rnd Jinees. , , . j 7-'" I'arHnil.'r atteutie Jun. 20, mt. paid to rx-iKuriuj;. ; Ornamental Iron Works. WtHlD i PKROT,.JlXil!?e Aveane, l'lill.teKI riHA. I'RNNSVLVASI A, . dCtu KEEK for sule. ni tlie nio-W favorable tiTms, New 4 " anl Heautil'ul Ilt-iiuns in re;trarietyof lp. loiilinsr. l"'-r t'enietries, Kesi lenees. Ac., of AV"rou'ht and fast lron.nnd 4alraniz-1 Iron ami Ifrvt.ss TuTtinir: Iron VarAwiali, ISak-onie Sfciiw. t'oonvn. Ewuntains, ''il.f Colu nitei.in l.t.v lavntj. StnK Vases, I.ihies. t lower tands. -ol.is, ( hairs. Stntnarv. Anima! ter. .i:id ail oib-flron Pqrkg of ail?ee'ir.itive cUarae-Iei-ns loru ar-Te i f:r s.ieelin. lVrt-iiiiii vin:r f.r svnie uill please state the Viud of lrurk neej--1. Jan. 2., laOl. 11 3m WICG!r.S & GO., XO. 2!, MAiysTIiKKT, BJAVE just r?rcive. a larjje st-Kk of OiMds, piirMM cha.i in t!ieE.i-t ot M.uinfiicfir. ra are! Imnorters. for 'SH, and tl v mm- oiK-r f:,eio for. lie at audi 1 priees. and ou stir h terms, as w ill lie sure v Mx-nr to ' 4v (., No. 25, 'Isiin Street, j jfy ts-S.-i? .Jf' " ' '"ek enil.races a euroV 1' -nt of all tttb&J KtrfMonj and UJSr?;P.J BimUBj. lilark anl Fan-'-S p.v Eiiamelle-I. Hearr and .-J&&uM ' I-ie;ht Enamelled leathers, toj.i C.'.r v. ith an assorluicat of tf ir own tauage of Ix-ather, a"; of whieli ntikes otir SVH.'k tine of the tirst in tie country. Also ou Laud at Via?ns Si. Co-s, ". 2, Mnin tref, Thtds -f all kinds. Klv NVts. Hivrse I!rn-hi. Whips. Sal-lies H-tmes! Brittle, Collars, icM 4c, of our own CAII PAID FOR IIIDKS. fi.-... ' Txr 1. j t " i Fine-Watches and Jewelry Diieci Iioru the Jian uftu luif r . Gold! fn,ld! Watches : W!V I - -- - . Jewelry! Jewelrr! .. The ver BdatLThn vm E.-si! The very ebeapet ! The very cheapest i At P. . Itk:-?nn's Jewvinr fJterx, No. ?A Main i Street. Kichnion I, Ind. " k New Stock of Jewelry; t&c. 'T : To whic!l ' nviu?3 the ,i? r."r ' BTWtif i. of pBrrWiJeTs. WATCH rs, tT.OCICS, TIKEA-i.V'pIVst , H auU riuser Uinps, ;Ki. , 3 Chains, Ac, A. c, 4. eW ' 4 Of the 1. test strVanl of th, r,;,l, tn '

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Ilarsts stoxe Store. Jaa 5 C I w r st MCTIOI.St)V 4, -" . - - : .).., 7s 4 ?- Have jnst receivel a lot of VfvX a WALL. PAPjEU, 1 Of new and elepant patterns. - , ' i Call at the- City Boabi Ktore, And frjm-neoEr rtwkof WaJl ftpi. WitarW-rVi'lea, .etc XR'riMD-oX A V-V.O. 1 Cur-uin Fixtures.

ABRAM PHILLIPS : UNDERTAKER! No. i,Iajo .SlOpoiStnr 1I-U1. T 1. ' KICHSOVP, IV1., '5 . Vt prefarel io atu-nl Tuner.us prc-mpdr and l- satjficwriir, rrirh a Hfrf orfaTtw. xltf ksreps t.ua caad ali eiaee of atetaiie Cam ani Cakefr. T " " w a e-a a w a w , f hitatlelphia, I'enn., A Cenertdent TnsiTTutioB e.-t iMLvie-l bv snccial eiklow- . ment for t)ie relief of tho iick aul IlirjTxl. athu-1-eitwiili ViruKnt ant KiUcmic li.ease. an l e-'wi-I . .1 i . r . . i . of the Sei'iii! ran. KIHt'AI. Aitvieec-raas by t'leaetinc s4irsr-on to irS. a!! who applT bv letter. a dt-wriinion of thtHTcoudition. gi ovcunation. habiu ef Ufe. Sc..1 ami id cases of extreme poverty, niniiciucs furuislietl free of arrj. " ; Valit! jrij)rrti! on pernmt rrboea anJ other li-iea-ses of the sexual orsrtn, anj on tiw new rt'nK-lii t-ui-Joye.i in the lhpensary. st'nt to t! aftik-ted, fre of cliarsre, in sealed letter enveh'pes. Two or tiiree stamp w ill t acceptable. AtMress lr. J. SKTLLKN HOrt'ITTON. Actini S-ff,fin II.maM AciatHn. N. t. Sooth Vmta stl, i 'iuiiJeijihia. Bv oixfc r (' tlie 1 ireet ws. :.KA 1. HAKTWELL, lVo.-ilent. GT.O. FATl?riULl, Secretary. "ilSIPORTANT NEWS!" ahi: ri(i:PARi:i T FIId onlern for Win low Sash. IJlimis. PiH.r-i Kr.imes, Moutdiik?s, Iira-kt-Ls, M.iutles and house furnishers wort irenerally. r-.'lloOb lEK.S,all niatlc of tnorouirhlv SEASONED LUMBER! . And as low as the same can be br.aiht iu t'.is iiuiricete .Vls, l'iuc l.iunl-r, Shm-'b , l'loorin'i I,rh, At., V-. ISSixt'i Street, ue spiare Smith A luonJ, IivL K.1US! June 5, "(;. Main. Kieh1 1 ii ii t 'O. v 2;;tr. D. B. CRAWFORD, Proprietor of the mm -HIVE STORE, now receiving the LARGEST STOCK OF CARPTS TWO AND TU KEK PLY INGRAIN, HEMP AND RAC! JSTKAH" MAITIXU AM) KUUS, rrRT.tix ;tois Of arrry d."srription. Oil Cloths, of neat patterns, Prnas 4ods, of newest style. In lUet I am deu-r-n nued fo have the If F.NT STOCK OK t;tH)J IS TJIE CITY And Seli as Cheap. Many of my Goods will he sold .-it oi l prices. Tlie puhlie are inveted to c;i!! at No 22 Main astreet. Kichtnond, Jan., 2ti IHiil 1, tt i .a-. Cut Straw and Hay, Ij'rtH sale at Seol ton's H.iy Vre, delivered any- &. wliercin tin- t'itr. Atao, casb pud tVr ttraw and ilav,nt all tinu-s, bv STEI'IiEN" SCO7T0V, Seventh Street, Xorth of M.iin, irieLin- n I, In I. flee. 4. 1 -W.t. - - ' io.ti' W. A. Bit KI.K. C. tf . Hi IM-HBNAL. itK Ki.i: in itciii:Ai,, Oilicc No. S3, .11 uin Street. I'p Stair. RKinroNr, Tsdiaxa. KORD-5TKB & JOHNSON, FURNACES & STOVES, A Ml fnnnf;etnrer ot TIV, Ol.l'l'lt, ar.d MIIJI IT-IKON WAlti:, Tin Kis.tin, tourers and ipotitinfr : Cook, J'arlor, t'liurch and h p STOVES. Sot'.'Unui npoi atoi's. State ltnf. of pwitl n lb-rf.it, m nV to crler. Call at the City "Stoce tore." No. 77, Maiti-s-t. Job Work dene by exin iietieo l Wikniuu. Kieliini.il I, bid., Jan. arth, ls4. v 1 tf NEW SPRING- GOODS, AT STRATTAN'S CORNER! SjKf.I-XTKI fn.mt'iebe-t sfca-k in New Vork anl Thila li lnhi l. and In !iev,l to etnpnse tlie etmie and latest import itiiwiw. rn-ostinr in part of I!lnelt an l 'new styles i rant-y llr-ss Suks.. I- retM-li Merinoei, Ai! Wirnl INilins. clioie W"lair, Oriental Luster. Hjl! M'.mrniojr 5-tripc5, AU MA I'li-1. . j'Um ainl - llenntd Alpaea. All Wool 1'elniiies, Ac, Ar. Ciujisliutf uf Zephvr. Mi to I aM.1 Ijoikt. IjoiitiI it tT1ic frinret T iih.-t, an't Lst.-n.l.iie S.piar.?. Laaies' Cloths and Sackings, Sec IN .MENS AND BOVS WEAK, We arc pr par.-! to m. I t'ie itenttti.1. Blaek anl Brotvn i 'loth. tl k-W i, Skin. H:trri. afl Kanry Castiineres, Tee.I.. Satioetts. Jeans, Ac. Shoes, Ladies, Misses & Childrens, tii:i:Esv.ni: ami ;i. ass akiSets of fine imitations of Fntteii China, new style, very f?xi anl cheap. UMBRELLAS Cotton and Silk. To all of which we would respwtfnliv ask the attxrrti.ni of the puhhe. sTKATTON A So.V. lUchmontl, April 2, 11 4 I, tf New Stock of Hardware ! rTTIli- snhscriijer Iiavina jtist retornea from ned from New I Vork. t.tkes tliis opportunity t.' inform his friends and tlie pui!ic tliat lie ill soin hj in receipt of a fresh 3U-k of Hardware, Cutlery, Nails, Carriage Trimrain;, &;c, WhicTa Ii0 ;s spoxI to sell cleap., Ilfciae eall and See before pnrcha.injr tls litre. IRVAN" REED. Sept, 23,1853.' 4i tf. f JOHN WILLIAMS, AXeixilimitj-Tailbi', GENTS FURNISHER, Yaehaai, DaiMine, Riflimoatl, InJ. et. ,' ' 3Itf J. H. IirTTOX. " " A.B.ULTT0.V. J. H. HUTTON & SON ; CoaTe'a fli suai,, oppots 5-Urr HZ1.) - - KSAi-wuf " H"' - WA-TEI), tOOO AOrTXTS a. ewrjr Imrtf k. 1 eaiititui .o!d l ei t IloatiuK awn. .-mail, thirties . rrr nr i ti m. Gnts"r 41 j I Otfreerw t att-h. a nV-cla St!rer i OUiUIV . V, ,,11 IITW jmi 1IHIC Liber-H Affe" icrnx. rxria Kr urcwlar. AkUAXDALE a CO 212 Lroadwar. X. Y. Jan. 2. Xa. I 3m. . ' ( W. A . JJri N I S, Patent Agent and Attorney, " . K1CHJIOXD, I.XDIAXA. ? Jaa. 5", 3m

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tXXSTlTlTIOX WATEv coxsTirrTirtx watfr. CoXSTlTrTIOX WATER. ' COVSTITI TIOX WATEH. COXSTITl'TlOX WATE!l, " COXSTITI TIOX WATER.. . CUTITL"T1X WATER. CON5TITCTI0X WaTEK. GREAT REMEDY r rod theAnd The Only Known Remedy IHARKTCS and msEAsns of the KI1XEYS and IILAPDLR, , CONSTITUTION WATER Hi Keen vronooneetl r-T the MediesI Faculty, anJ tlie puWie, tu be the moc wonilerfnl rernelr fcir the permanent rnre of all disea's of t!ie STONLICU. I-IV-VU. KIL'.SEVS, anU 1LAI1EK that La ?r been otfetvH. . , It U not a MIXER A I. WATER. It U &om exptrienee that t'ONSTITl TI' WATER ha.-tentanausUnJ we now mv let no tram tuht, when a sinirle bottle has Wt known t cure- ttij.-aes wlueh ti.e het mevlical talent in th's wuiiiry has failtsl n relieve. A rt-ineJr p ssesinar tUe virtu, of mtin:tion Water ran not ) elasel nil l.r "quark" prepar.ttioii. aa it is now iiel hy the nn-1 scientific practitioners in this city. It is only 4ceul-clas phvskiaiM that cries !oii i.pnlar rciiic-iios, while the better .k;Ue-l make of every wrarv-t to aeHnjli.sli a cvire ; an4 tlie ueeo of tle phviicin mereae m his Traowlette of .lirtci-tit rcmeilie eiall-s him to pnxlnee a cure, while other tail in tlie attempt. Setenoe is natiKticil ttitij the truth. iiive t'ontihition Water a fair trial we mean oa who are no. ter some jrvrirfirf' care front year to rear, anrt we particularly allutle ti l l.li. s who are conM llitly re-rtinp to teen trajftamf, aial all Sorts of local applications for Jisease; ith as much chance of suceess as tliere wouhl ; from local applications to the thrift for vliscases of tJie brain. i We have always beon can-riil to use laneuace in our circttlar that eoul.l not slunk tlie Moat tlelU-ate orcan-, ixalion. but we reci'vc so mvny eummunicatious from p-rsons tor which t'oostitntifii Water is adapted, an.l uf 1iom; iliava.se no m ntu n Las teen m ule, tliat we coin- to the conclusion that if t!ie renie.lv is cqi.il U of pr.'ueinif a rare, no matter what the disease tuiy 1, it should be maile known. Tlie uicdn-iuo is Kit up for tlie public. ail there vhonld K- ni execptiona. We would say, Coiuttitution Water ia nt a triMcd pill, made t" suit the eye and taste : it is a medicine, in every sense of tlie term, Wed in l hands of tlie IK-ople for their relief, and if t-iki-li accordinir to the tlirections it will in every ease pnvhipe a radical cure. We wuuld say that the direction in reira rd to diet, etc., relate only to the disease under which Uh-v occur. niAiurriis Is a disenKe of the stomach and liver, actina- through the kidneys, and is, uIhuii doubt, tlie mst obstinate disease, except consumption, that eflects the human Constitution. We have no s)iace tir disciissiiiir cans-s, but will state thnt the effect of the dis.-ase is the eonertion of the starchy principle I or rejretable portion of tlie food; into supar, whirh stimulates the kklneya to an excessive secretion of water. Many jhtsohs suffer from this disease who are ijmorant of it ; that is. they pasa larpe quantities the in day and areohlifd to pit up from one to tit'teen or twenty times during tlie uiirht. No notice U taken of it until their attention ta calksl to the larre discharge of wattir, and often when it is so far advanced as to be beyond the control of ordinary reinediea. Another aymptom is the preat tliir.-t. n hicb, wlien tlie disease is fully established, in intolerable thr pitiful drink cvntinuiillg nitauat h- ittq ttitiiH ; also dryness of the mouth, cracking of tl itbps, a sweet breath, in the most advanced ci.. and filially loss of aptetite. emaciation, and the patient gradually sink from evlmustiiin. t'ovsTiTtTiov W sTkr is, Witliotit Ao!.t. the onlv known rem-? ly for divlUm, ami we have u am, h confldemv tlu't it is a specific as we have that opituu will produce sK-ej, ail trntiituily ay tliat it has cured every case in which it lias been used. ... i Slono in Iho Itltuliler, Cnlcnlus, Gruvt-I, lirii'k Dust IK'povjf, Mr., "tc, i niscsa arising from a faulty secretion in the one casi leii too little, and ancumpaaiied by severe pain, and the other too profuse aecretioa which mill be slsfilily eurv 1 by . . ... rOXSTITl TlOX WATER .' t'XSTITl'TX WATER CtlXSIIll TlO.N WATER ('(Xjl'llTTIdV WATER i lNTI'rrTl()V WATER THE ONLY KNOWS KEMKUV FOR THE o.M.V KMIHX l,EilEIV FOR THE OXI.Y KNOWN" REMEIiV FOR ' THE M,V KNOWN REMEDY FOR THE ONLY KNOWN REMEDY FOR IRRITATION OF THE NECK OK TIIK llEAIiDER, INFLAMMATION OF TUE KIDN'EVjj, "CATARRIf OF THE rJ..AIltK. STRAXr.lAHY AND TU RMXt?, lUIXATlXti. OR PAIXFCl, For those duas,a it is truly a sovereijm renv?dy, mil too much cannot le said in its praise. A single dose has Ijeen known to relieve tire most orient synitonrs. - Art? you tn milled with s distressing pain in the stiLillot the to lt suit thrmiL'ti tlie liia ? A U-aspoon-ful a day of the Coiiatitutiou Water will rylieve you like nrti:ic. ' ' I'HYSICIAXS I'av-e lontr sinre piven up the use of bitchii, cu7 l.s atxl juiiijs-r in tiic treatment of tliose di-ases, and only use tlioiu for the want of a Ix-ticr remedy. CoysTITl'UOX WATER li is proven itself cpial to tlie ttsk that has devolred upon it. -f - iJlCUETICrf - : irritate ami dreneti tlie kidneys, an 1 by constant use lend t-i chonic detreneriitions uud continued diswisi?. ; We present tlie Constitution Water to fi (rntilie with the conviction tliat it has n'i-'ju.il in n.-herin; tlie clavs of disease f'.r which it has Isfrt found eminenilv successful firr t urin ; nn l wc trust tliat we siisol Ije rew ar lel for our i-ilors in placing so valualile a remedy ri a form ta rrv-it tlie rpitrinoKt4 of patient and h siciau. HEAD! HKAIM! RKAIri IlASVII.I.E. Pi.. June 2. I1. TV. Wm. IT. Crrrfrf, lir Sir: In Eelniary, IsOl, J was atllMte.l with siHjrar dia!-t", and for live months I passed more than two g-allons of water in twenty-fwr Is-urs. I was 14i(fsl to ejt tip as ofb-n as fen or twelve tirn during tl ni;1.t, and in five month I lost fifty pounds in weipht. 1 hirin the month of July, lsfil, I procoreI two lj'ttl-s of Constitution Water. anl two days after nsin it I experienced rali.-f, an l after taking- two bottles I was entirely cured. m after regaining my usual e-x-i health. Your truly, J. V. U DE WITT. Bo-tos Cobsek.1, X. Y.; IW., 27, 161. Wm. II. Gmjrj A- Cv. G' uf: T 'freely give yon liberty to mike ttse of the following certificate of the value of Constitution Wau-r. which I can reeomnw-nl in tiie highest oianner ; My wife was attacked with pain in the s'lKiuHers. while lenpth of her back, and in ber limlis, with ''ihiit'tti'm f fA Hnrt am4 frritntism tv. l:bnUr. I ealled a piykran. who attended her about Uiree months, wiicn 1 le't her worse tian he fcn4 her. I then employed t neof t? b-s1 physicians I coulJ tind. who attended her for about nine months, aat wbtirwjie wa imhr his ease tfid fcOt'suiSjr ouite-as mura rmia.. Ue fiiily'tava aa-r apt and sail, "tir fts vtm Mrnr.fJ". tor" saad he, Ao mirk m emJfimtrtiim of ermfJ'Uui tAo( rrfWw ftim f'tr ,jrrf OfjtnHm fim oArr f Vr fliWiWf,.' Abotxt tfiis tim? sire comro?nred tlie nseof Constitution Wat--er. and ta -sir rttv-r rM'-msbtof-ut. si mot, t tic Jrr-rt dose s-s-chsI to have the desirvl eflV-ct, and slie kept on imIrrrinir rsirtllr nryler iu treatment, and now aunerintends entirtly Wr donufstic !T:i:r. r-he has not talfo any of t!.e CviiaCtuiiuit W.ait: Jut about four week, and we are ..a, XJ tm aan JV that It. La. milu-d s perWM. if. VAMiE-V.-CHUIEX. lament cure. TrVinawnii rmo., March 2, l .TV. w II. (jmry,.Iftr Sir:- Hai;r ae-n yur alvertisement ci" "VjrtusTkatioa Water." nKaBenr!esl nr latlanimatn of tie kidney aad ImtjitiB of the Wad der. hai:? mvS XLJ'.r C pant t'dw rura, awl tcioi the skill of a ua.-if r iw.s W t aOv tJnarr r-lief. I was inJueed to try yoor mlw ine. 1 jinicewred Myt h-tlaot ytwr t Uartfcrd. Maura. Ler' arl atoo f A Co.. Slid a iaea i U-i assst half of it, ta my nr,aise 1 I fouai a freaa chaasre ia aar health, I hav uaot two i bottles of it. and am wasire 1 never expetted to t ia 4 mv life, well and in eood sinnts. I cannw exires mv 4 jTatitaie LtaHl that it is all and rr than y I reconinacn.leT it to be. Mar t'ie uk-swriffn of 1-1 evtr i attend von n nw labor of k?re. Vsirt trit. I I.i;tiXARI BUitUfW. 3&" For aa by ail I'rnerista. Price flu i . Wit. li. GkEiHa A CO i'lrriefeara. I MOEGAS 1 Att.E.T. C.-rWral Agenbs, Xok 46CUlT-t w York. As-nts n rhifer,: fTMEX. FHEACH A. FVLIXH; AnU in CtnccauatA bCKDALABCO. 2m

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STOMACH BITTERS: A pure kfii powerfVil TMiic.'eiimvtive and alteralire of wonAerrul efficiewy in diacaae of the SLoaach, Liver'-: and i Bowels. . - - - - ' . Cuivm Drspepvia, Lirar Comlaiut, QVadaee, twmeral IVbtiiry, Kerroosnes IVpnMkkvn ' of ?piris Conatiuipjin, Colic, I fotefi Butting Fever. Crmpa, and Spasma,! . and all CompUiut of either ex, ariainjr -1 llJily-. W ka a w hether inlwrx'en ia syaa-OI ' "or prodaorj br :iaal:aue.; A H U I r-I t l Xomnw that b iot wbolesine, t4al r "creator-alive iu Its nature enters info tlie 'eouiMuit)on hf HOSTETTEU'S STOMACH BITTERS. This popular prcparatikn nntaina no mineral of any kind no botanioul eWirMrt: ao Bery excitant; Vut it V f fonibination of lite extracts of real balsamic herbs and plants witit the pores aa4 miUeat ofatl ditfutive timtrianta. It i well to le forearnievl apainst disease and. so fir as tlie humaa vtta ca.) (rotarteil ki human in wns aaaist taaladu-jt cii)enlerA by an ,Mfewholeme atmosphere. -imjHrre wnter ""arid " bther rxternal cause. HOSTETTER'S BITTERS may be relied on aa aaafcfrnftrd. " T In districta inKlrl with .f'.-nsr ami A:n, it has been found inlallibU; a,a areaeutuujte.and irresistable as a reme.lv. and thousands 1hi resort to it under apprehension of anattatA.exyipe the courj-;anJ thoosaixla wha nk.decjlto aa ai p-piselveof its jro.iictive qualities in advance, are enrol bv'a Tery brief cmrss of this marvelous mwlieiwe. Fever ami Apue patunta, alter tieing plici with quinine for months in Tain, mi dd '.eii-ly saturated with xJmdangi-!!!! lklid, are not unfnt'iiii'ntl v rvsniml io healtli withiu a few days by tle use of liostrUrr, Hitter-x Tlie weak slnmaeh rs"-VjUly inriporate! aiwl tha appetite restored by thia agreeable ToieK .and lienea it works wonders ia rnxes of IWlJvopsii in less eon-tirnK-d forms of Indigestion. Aciinp as a pvntle and painless appenent, as well as ufxin tlie liver, it also invariably relcayea the Constitution superinduced by im-jrular action of, tho, 4X vttee, and, secretive orpans. I ' ' Fcraonaof foclile lulu. haUe to Nervous Attacks, I.iVtA ness of Spirit and I'it of Itimtior, find (irouipt and permanent .roliof .from tlie Hitters. Tlie testinnmy on tins point' Is most conclusive, and fnim both sexes. Tire b"ut of . Utttans Colic iaimediataly assuaptMl by a single dost- of the stinuilent, and by occasionally resortinp to it, tlie return of tlie complaint mar he pieu titctlr ' ' As s pvneral Tonic, Ilofctottcr Hitter" pxixltiea eflects abKilt must he etpvriaiMrd or.wiuxlwed ki'fore tliev ran be fully a)u iaU-4. In fases of titt4inl Hnilam, VrrmtUnr, 7Vyi and Debility and lecrepituiU ariniuc from Old A! it exerritaM tire electrio intluence. In tl convalescent stapes of all iliseases it operates a' a ' dcliphttYrl luriporant. When tlio isiaers of iut ttne are relaxed, itoperaiMi to re-ennrce and re-enstablish them. " 1 Ijist, Imt not least, it is Tk fMjf Ab Stintulmt bein Bianulactunsl frnui sound and innocuous Hi s tenuis, and entirely free from tlie acid elements present more or k-ss in all the ordinary tonic and stomachics of Die day. 1 . , , Xo fn mil r medicine lias Iss-n tin univprsanr, and. It mav be truly adfct DEEUVKDLY popnl.i'r witli tlie intellipent portion of tlie comniunitj, as J lostfftler's llittfo. - 'J '"' '-' - - - ' Vrepared by HtlSTUTTER A SMITH, I'iMsburjr, la. by all Dni;rgsts, Orosors and Surekfpers every a here. , HELMBOLD'S GENUINE PREPARATIONS. i i Ctt.MI'Or.VDEI.rrDEXTUACTl'lCIir.aPt.Hitire nnd riwifir Ih-metly tbr discpfe of tile Kladdcr, Kidnevs, tra,vel. and Dnnpwical Swelling", i - io i ' This Medicine increases tiie power of Dipstion, and excites tlie Absorls-nts into lrealthy action, by which tlie Wat.'rr or ralcanitta depositiono, and all unnatural c-nUrp-emciit- am rvvlueed, as well sh pain and inUammutinn. . , ;.. ,,; l,,tM ,,. " r ! II-lnibolii' Itrnct Uuchu. . t For Weakness arwnjr from, Kxcessfw, Ilahibt of Dissipation. Ejirly Jwliscri-tion , of j Abuse, aUcu-led with the following symptoms: lndisKsition to Exertion, -! -i t.oss of I'ower, liss of Alenairjr, Pitbcalty f lireatliinfr, Weak Xerves, , . , , r . , Tri Bibliii, Horror of Disease, ' " 1 " WakcfullneKs, Dimness of Vision, ; -' Pain in the back, t ni versa! Eausitii-ie of tho Alasrnlar Hystem. I - Hot Hands. . , (1 - . I- lunkuigof tha lUsly Dryness of t!ie Skin. . ' Eruptions on tlie Face I'allrrvf fVmrrtriance. - ' Tlieae t jm tom. if allowed to. ro on, , which this medicine invariably removes, soon tollows , Imftutmry, fatuity, t'ftil'juic I'it;: , : la one of which the Patent may expiro. . Who can sav that they are not frequently followed hyt!roe "1 hreful rHiraae.'" - ' 1XSAXITY AXI COXSnMPTIOX." Many are aware of the cause iif their siifli-rinp-, Hot none will corfe the record mf the inannw Nyfnrssa. Ad MKiM iioi.r DsaTMH ir Ctwirnrno hear ample witness to tlie Truth of tha aaorlioo. . . . t 7'k CimmtitMtitm tmt. rffreUii wM ftrynnie imiwvi rispiin-S the aid of MerlMiie. to r'trengtlnju and Invigorate the fsvsb-m' - ' '. . - r Which 1 lei mhoid'a ritrnct uchti m variably t ' f does. ; .; ; .i A Trial a ill convince the most skeptical. ' ; tot i ' - " Fi:.M A I.IiI'l:MALIlrii3IALI. In many A ft -c terns peculiar to Females, tlie Extbsct I5t- iii- is oneouallert try" any otlicr rennsly, as in Uilonis or Kotent'ioa, Irnvulviw, i'ainrnlness, or Suppressiim'of t'ustoniary Evaciitions, L'lcerate or Scarrima-s state of tint t terns. lalueliMrfiioeaor Whites btarihtr, and for all complaints incident to-tlie sex, whether ari-enjf fn.m iixhscretion Habits of ' JVssipatioa, or in tire i t , . DECLIXE OR CTIAX;E OP LITE. ... - :u: - .'.'? TnUe no mote flitl-iain, .Mercory, or nn plexsfknt ."Hedicines for uu pleasant and dara icerous diseases, . ',irr i-,-it,, HELMI'-OUrS EXTKACT lit cHU AXD IMPEOVEIRtriK Wl.-iR CL'KES " StCKET IJI-S.UA si;. In a'J their Stajres. . ,x , At l(-appiiura. Ijttle or no change io Diet. Xo hkecuveuieuce. And mo EfMri r r:,f-... It cius-'-s a freonnt desire and (rives atnenjrth to I'rhiate. thenrfir rU-i win Obstructions. Preretitx and fares Structures fit tlie t'mhra, slUyiajr I'aja and Inflammation, so fWouent in the class of diseases, and expeHinsr a'J Poisoaonsy Diw-al and wornoul Matk-r. Ttroaxands upon TUunJ who liava heva tl victims of Quacks, and wka kav paid heavy fees to ' be cure! in a sliort t:ru. have fonn-1 tlier wera deceived, and tl.at tlte -itklnXtm 4m . -ferr-the aseof "Powerful Astringents, been dried np in the svstern. to break out in aa apgrwrating form, and perfiaps after Marriajra. . tss UsxHsvrui'a FxrakCT Iti car t'W ar auctions an-i diw-rsea of ti.L RIXAUV OUiiAXd, wlsMker exitri? ia MALE or I EM ALE, froto a baser cans otryinaliug il ao Blatter of II UW UiXta fiTAXDIX. ... . ... f. - - . - -. --1 . IuaA of J-; Orgntm ivquirea tha aid of a Dill rr-tic, Ilelsubold'a , Abstract Uocha ia tsiesircisit lliur tic, aad m eertaia to ba the cleat red atfccs ia all .le, f'tr ritvk it m KQmmmL.ii. . Er Unce of Uia aiost reliahia and napunaibia charter will accotupany toe me-kcute. - , ,- - , .. , Prire t f per Iletlkr, or aht ftrr &jOn. Ix-I'rrrred to srr A Wresx, -cur.-lr paeke-1 Irwin observation. m' ,',""' i, t .y ' flrrr3 .-Wii is rre? CUoWililWrM ' s , rc Ooaraatecdl Advice at)aiaj t Aa-irrss letter lor isfirauiaoa a " . i. II. P. IIKLJI KOl.I. tkesaM " 1 S-h Trnth-sv, :b,-t. C'kaatsnit. lada. - e. Krmdar,3kea, Beware of Conntrrfeits ai unprMciVt a lrf cikkaror to dinpoaf "of t.'ej- awar" aaat artuica oa retmtatMnt auwned by . t . IL-im joij's tenaiiH! rraparatioav ' t " " . Extract Bucko. . , ... . .. . - , vWaoariHa.Vrr-: ia.proed Uoaa Waau. . "fi ALL TiKCGG!Ta EVF.KYWUEHE. -' t ASK FOR HELMBiLI js. TAKE SO : OTHER. Cot oat t-w Adrertisrssewt aad asad for it. AXU AVOID IlsitoalTKJX AXD ElPOrJCRT.

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