Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 306, 23 December 1922 — Page 22

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND., SATURDAY, DEC. 23, 1922.

AMUSEMENTS

WASHINGTON A wholesale comedy of family life

In America; A picture story that

conveys a fine message without being a peachment! ; That Is William de

Mille'a Paramount'production of "Clarence," featuring Wallace Reid, Agnes

Ayres and May McAvoy, three screen

stars of unquestioned popularity. Manager Gruenewald announces that "Clar

ence" w ill be the bill at the Washing

ton theatre, starting tomorrow, and h easserts it is one of the most enjoy

able pictures booked by him this sea

son. '

"Clarence" Is the humorous story of

an ex-soldier who drove mules without

swearing and who became a good

angel in the family of a millionaire

whose happiness is being dashed upon the rocks because of their lack of har

mony and constant bickering. Clarence

found the task of reconciling thi3 fam

ily nearly as difficult as driving army

mules without cussing, but ne accomplishes the task with the aid of his saxaphone, his genial temperament and

general tract, so that happiness is the

lot of all concerned. , r

"Clarence" Is packed wrlth laughs

from beginning to end. - In the title

tole Mr. Reid scores a conspicuous suc

cess, while Agnes Ayres and May McAvoy have parts suited to their personalities. There 13 a supporting cast of

rare excellence, and the screen version

of Booth Tarkington's famous play Is

Bald to rank as one of the most enjoyable pictures of the year. Kathlyn Williams, Adolph Menjou, Edward

Martlndel: Bertie Johns, Robert Tgnew,

Dorothy Gordon and Maym elso are

la the supporting cast !

Tom Moore as Teddy North, the

ftude rancher In "The Cowboy and the

Lady," in which Mary Miles Minter

and he play ttie leading roles, has

some difficult tussles with Cupid before he attains the prize, according to

advance information concerning the picture, which will be shown at the

Washington theatrej three daysj start

ing Thursday.

Meeting JesEica Weston, with whom

he la immediately impressed, North goes out and proclaims to his cattle:

Tm in love gentlemen madly, des

perately in love with the most won

derful girl in the world."

What the cattle replied Isnt re-

Corded.

Later, feeling that the fact she is

married, though unhappily, is a bar to

honest love, he tries to drive the distracting girl from hi3 mind by reading

about diet for cows, and, failing in this, walks himself almost to death, repeating earnestly to himself:

Til not think of her, 1 11 not think

Of her."

He dissembles w-hen the lady over

hears him and claims to have been

trying to memorize the combination of

his new safe.

But the love god Is not to be cheated

of his legitimate prey and by means

of an accident and, later, a tragedy

which frees the girl and brings them

closer than ever together by the bonds

of mutual danger and sympathy, wins

his point.

Mary Miles Minter Is, of course, the

delightful heroine of this Clyde Fitch play which Julien Josephson has adapt

ed for the screen.

r MURRAY VAUDEVILLE

Norris Simian Workers will be at

the Murray theatre Monday matinee

for four days in the most amusing novelty seen in years. A group of

monkeys will show their human broth

ers and sisters how they can act in a comedy drama. The simians will build an entire town in miniature on

the stage. From foundation to roof the monks will put in every "lick" of

work necessary in making their Mon

key Village. It is reputed to be the

funniest act in vaudeville and will be

seen at the New York Hippodrome when Mr. Norris' present contract Is

ended.

Basing the Idea for their act on

nation-wide topic Ted Cleveland and

Peggy Dovrey will offer Are y ou Next?" a vehicle in which clever situations and humorous discoveries abound from start to finish. "Are You Next?" Is described as a satire which fairly vibrates with animation and life as presented by Mr. Cleveland and Miss Dowrey. The supporting acts will be Charles Rogers and company in their comedy skit "The Ice Man," which deals of everyday life with an element of comedy sprinkled in, and BA Knight and His Knave," a European novelty act Dorothy Dalton in "The Siren's Call" will be the screen feature. Coming Thursday, the following act3 are underlined: "The Four of Us," a male quartet These sterling singers will include sufficient comedy to add

a dash of real enllvenment to their songs. Their voices harmonize well, it is said, and possess pleasant tonal qualities. Each vocalist is endowed

with a personality which wins friends instantaneously. Swift and sure fire comedy involving an Egyptian harem girl's advent Into a staia American home i3 to be dealt with a free hand by Walter Fishter and his company of four in a sketch entitled "Go Into the Kitchen." How the girl is mistaken for a cook, who has been engaged to preside over the home's culinary department adds muoh to the enjoyment

Something new in miniature stage performance ia expected from Charles Maxon and Jessie Morris. Diminutive

figures, with faces so expressive that they seem alive, will perform a series

of surprisingly ludicruous antics. This

act has the reputation of causing audiences to scream with laughter, for it appeals not only to the elder element but to the children as well.

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MURRETTE "Chopstick" Charlie went up the front Bteps of a Hollywood home.

J. B. Strauss, noted Chicago bridge builder, has a plan to bridge the Golden Gate at San Francisco with what proposes to the largest bridge In the world.

Usually there were ominous signs posted about each august house, advising persons with baskets to pro

ceed to the rear, but not at this one. The front door was wide open and welcome. Charlie smiled widely. HIa saffron face had been pressed with a ruffling iron of time Into a thousand tiny wrinkles. As he approached the door, he rertoved a towel from the basket, revealing neat piles of betel nuts and

flat pieces of cocoanut, heavily sug- ! ared. i He waited expecting to see the glowing face of Miss Clonnie. Instead of Blender hand reached out and drew him into the house, a hand distinctly Chinese as to nails and wristi edged embroidery of heavy silk. ; Charlie's eyes grew wider, if possible, I as he stared at the girl before him

garbed in Celestial costume. "You China girl now, Misa Clonnie?" She nodded glumly. "I may look Chinese, but I can't eat Chinese,' she admitted. "I have enough chopsticks to start a restaurant, but I don't know how to use them. So you have got to teach me this morning before my director gets after me again for holding up the picture." "Chopstick Chajlie show you," the old Chinaman replied, following her into the dining room. A half hour later Constance Talmadge rose from the table. "You're hired for the day," she

said. "You make those sticks behave all right but I wouldn't trust them out of your sight Come along." And so in "East is West" the First National attraction being shown this week a the Murrette theatre, Constance Talmadge demonstrates her ability to" eat with chopsticks as well

as any Chinese girl.

SOCIETY? YES, BUT BUSINESS IS MUCH MORE. INTERESTING

Biblical Instruction

In Cincinnati Schools (By Associated Press) CINCINNATI, O., Dec. 23. Weekday classes in Biblical instruction, being given Cincinnati school children, are expanding rapidly, according to Rev. D. A.. Greene, who teaches one of the largest units. Only children

whose parents have sent written per

mission are accepted for the work.

which is given in churches. The

schools are non-sectarian, and pupils are recruited from public school build-

ings surrounding the churches where

the bible work is taught The courses

average an hour each week. Religioud

instruction is not given in the Cincin

nati schools, and Superintendent Raa

dall J. Condon, head of the latter, ha3

approved the church plan. The work

is financed by co-operative methods of

Cincinnati churches.

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lira. J. Borden Harriiaan. Society has ceased to thrill Mrs.' J Borden Harriman. So she has affiliated herself with one of Washington's high-class real estate firms In a "general real estate capacity. "

America's National Park . System Model For World WASHINGTON, Dec. 23. Only 50 years ago the United States government established its first national park at Yellowstone. It was also the first

established national park in the world.

Today the United States haa 31 national parks and resorts such as the Fetrified Forest in Arizona, and Muir Woods in California. Last year a total of 1,216,000 people visited these parks. The growth of our national park sys- "

tem has interested other foreign countries to the extent that they have sent

investigators to the United States for the purffose of studying our system. As a result of the visit of King Albert of Belgium to the Yosemite and Grand Canyon parks in 1919, he has created a national park in Belgium from one of his forests. France, Switzerland and Sweden in Europe, and Argentine ' in South America has created a national park system as a result of the success of the system in this country-

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Starting Sunday December 24th

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PRODUCTION

WALLACE REID ACNES AYRES MAY'McAVOY A Paramount Picture Produced with a cast of your favorite stars. With Wally Reid as the mysterious hero vyho jazzes the flappers hearts away with his

moaiin' saxophone. Seven reels of pure joy for the whole family.

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