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"Fhave speculated in stocks, another foot and lost.' This 'thought,: expressed in

ways by those who have sought to gain by betting and lottery,' seemingly serves as no warning to thousands of j others who are still hoping to

win the favor ol the goddess of Few realize the "futility of until the catastrophe is upon them

.the last hour, see how vain and foolish was their

course. . ' a " Since civilization's dawn sage have preached the folly of trying thing for nothing and of reaping not sown. And yet the children and persistently believe they

enough to thwart eternal laws of cause and effect.

The tragic pathos of their ruin not so much in their last acts as regard which many, persons have sion of failure which the losing warning to others.

Men read the warning, but hardly have a few

days passed before its import is they continue in the old ways lead to despair and tragedy,

Strong and weak men succumb to the lure of trying to make money easily and without the

FORGET YOURSELF TO ATTAIN TRUE HAPPINESS 6y George Matthew Adams

Everywhere you see this little fool body-self trotting about here and there, spilling precious tears, chasing ghosts, and wondering -where happiness is and why it never comes its way. People don't find things that they are stepping on! Get out of your own petty pities. Lose yourself. Then go out In your own front yard and you will find all the flowers in the world there, ready for your hands and your love. , ' , Only by forgetting yourself Is happiness ever possible. Self-pity and self-wrappednesa - are tha most devastating diseases In the world. . Study the origin of crime. It always begins with people who have nothing to do. ' ; Live for somebody, live for something lose yourself and you will yronder where all your troubles and worries have gone. Life is Just as good as it is hard and crueL But only as you lose yourself In it, will you be able to pick your way to its loves and happy Not until the bullTTs connected with current Is there Illumination and not until you find contact for your ideas, dreams, and desires, with someone else, will you be able to understand the full thrill that comes from getting away from your own blank uselessness. Life is born afresh each day. Offer it something new. Treat with it for smiles. Honestly bargain for its fruits. Lose yourself bo that you may find yourself!

Answers to Questions (Any reader can get the answer to nv question by writing The Palladium Information Bureau, Frederick J. HaskIn, director, Washington. D. C. This offer applies strictly to information. The bureau does not give advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plainlv and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents in stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the Inquirer. Q. Why do more explosions occur in mines in the fall than at other times of year? B. McC. , n A. The bureau of mines says that in bituminous coal mines most ex plosions occur in the fall or winter when the humidity of the mine air is very low and njines become dusty. Under these conditions a small gas explosion or blow-out shot will cause a serious coal dust explosion. Q. What is the gum which is used on stamps composed of? W. J. W. A. Its composition is said -to be the following: gum arable, 1 part; starch, 1 Dart: sugar. 4 parts; water, suffici ent to give the desired consistency. The eum arabic is first dlssovled in some water, the sugar added, then the starch, after which the mixture is boiled for a few minutes in order to dissolve the starch. It is then thinned as desired. Q. What are the duties of a food In snector? S. C. L. A. He has many functions which vary with the law and organization with which he works. Two of his most important duties are to observe and report on the operation of food factories. O. What is meant by the "roaring forties" H. Y. A. This is a sailor's term for the seas between 40 degrees and 50 degrees north and south of the equator. It is applied particularly to the part cf .the AUantic Ocean which lies in the forties, as it is a stormy region. Q. Who said the virtues are only disguised vices? O. E. T. A. In the Maxims of La Rochefoucauld, his moral philosophy is summed up ; in the maxim that stands as the epigraph at ttie head of the collection, "Our virtues are most frequently but vices disguised." Q. Where was the largest training camp during the war? O. L. F. A. Camp Grant at Rockford, Illinois, was the largest camp. The maximum capacity of this camp was 62.6T5. Camp Lee at Petersburg, Virginia, was the next largest,' with a maximum capacity of 60,335. Memories of Old Days In Thi Paper Ten Years Ago Today Clothed in the first wrap that came to hand, each holding a towel in her hand, the co-eds living in Earlham hall tripped down fire escapes and descended stairs during the night when the fire alarm gong sounded. The rather grotesque sight of girls clambering down the walls of the dormitory in garments other than those used in the class rooms and holding towels in their hands was occasioned by the desire of the college authorities to see At the girls would stampede In case ef a flr alarm. , V .

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expenditure of energy and thought Some men whose judgment on matters of business is un

cannily shrewd tim to this insane II

c nance or gaming, uue wuuuere wuy mey xau to heed the warnings of their better business judgment. Doubly perplexing is a situation in which the alleged power of the occult is invoked by a person to aid in selecting the lucky horse or the correct speculation on the . market. How a

trained mind,' alert and keen to detect a weakness in a business proposition," will deliver itself to decisions allegedly made by a medium or the spirits, and blindly follow their lead, baffles the

eta like many countless, other comprehension of chance. The purpose their procedure

teach children to read better books and to instruct parents in buying good books for their off

and then, in

spring. The special period set aside for this

purpose began and philosopher

Saturday. A program has been arranged at the

to get some Morrisson-Reeves where you have of men blindly may be lucky hardt, librarian, week.

Many parents are at a loss to know what to buy for their children. Mrs. Bernhardt has a

list of books which have been selected by librarians and teachers and have been popularly re

is to be found in the utter dis ceived by the boys in the confes ones leave as a Cultivation of

depends in no small degree upon the co-operation of the parents. If they will lead the way, the boys and girls will follow. To insure the right

dissipated, and that ultimately

kind of reading and the right age for children, the library has prepared a list. Before buying Christmas books for the children, it will pay to see the lisp at the library.

Who's Who in the ' Day's News DR. ROYAL S. COPELAND Dr. Royal S. Copeland, senator-elect from New York state to the United States senate, held a public office 18 years ego, but few of his New York constituents know about it. He was elected mayor of Ann Arbor, Mich., on the Republican ticket and is still talked of as the most, progressive and hardest work ing mayor the city ever had. Election day waa the future senator's lifty-fourth birth day. His father who is 90 years old was for 40 years Di-.E. S CopGiand president o f the board of education of Dexter, Mich., a town which Dr. Prnfland'a erandfather helDed found. Dr. Copeland's first job was thai of lamplighter in Dexter. After high school he entered his uncle's general store and then he taught a rural school. He saved enough money to go to the state normal school and then he entered the University of Michigan, where he took his medical course. For five years he practiced his profession in Bay City and at the same time taught in the university. Then he was elected mayor of Ann Arbor and later become park commissioner and then president of the school board. In 1908 Dr. Copeland went to New York as dean of the New York Homeopathic Medical college and dean of Flower hospital.- He became known as a daring and skillful operator in dls eases .of the eye. In wartime he was a member of the mayor's committee on national defense and later the health commissionership was offered him. He recommended three oLher men but Mayor Hylan wanted him. He is a member of the National Board of- Control of the Epworth League. He is a past president of the American Ophthalmological associa tion and the American Institute of Homeopathy and is a fellow of the' American College of Surgeons. He married in 1908 Miss Frances Spald ing of Ann Arbor. They have- a son, Royal S., Jr., 12 years old. Lessons in Correct English DON'T SAY: He is known far and wide for, his JUDGMENT. ' ( His good WISDOM in this Instance saved him money. He displayed considerable WISDOM in handling the cases. There is great WISDOM required in making this outfit . A ballplaver requires more WISDOM than JUDGMENT. AY: He is known far and wide for his WISDOM. His good JUDGMENT In this instanse saved him money. He displayed considerable SKILL in handling the case.' There is great SKILL required in making this outfit A ball player requires more JUDG MENT than WISDOM.

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'and sound, occasionally fall vic desire of gaining money by f 3 1 IV ,M most men and women.

Children's Book Week

of children's book week is to yesterday and will continue until library by. Mrs. Ada L. Bern to exploit the advantages of the and girls. the reading habit by children After Dinner Tricks

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N. S4 The Revolving Cigar v A cigar Is laid carefully on the crown of a derby h&t. The performer holds the hat aa steadily as possible, and blows on the cigar. It spins around upon the hat quite rapidly (see Figure 1). but does not fall, much to the surprise of the spectators, who give the performer credit for being a clever Jugiler. Any one can do the trick, however. The secret is shown In Figure 2. A pin Is pushed up through the crown of the bat prior to the beginning of the trick. The center of the cigar Is pressed on to the pin point, which forms a fixed pivot on which the cigar revolves when blown. Cwiakt. if Ml. ky J&He Lciew Coat pan - After Dinner Stories William Doublex is noted for his nerve, his shortness of temper, and his scarcity of cash. While he was seated at a lonely breakfast in his club one morning, a debt collector broke in, through" the drowsiness of the porter at the door, and presented his bilL "Sir," said William, glaring at him, "Is this all you know of the usages of decent society? - To present a bill to a man breakfasting, sir? Do you know that you are an Intruder in this club, sir? Do you know I could can the ser vants and have you thrown out? If you wish tt talk business, go outside and send in your card. The collector went out and sent In his card. William picked it up be tween thumb and forefinger, adjusted his monocle, and read it "Tell the gentleman," he said, sweet ly, "that I am not in." Tib-Bits. A Dutch scientist has discovered the existence in the heavens of a body twenty thousand million times larger than the sun. We understand that it is to be allowed to remain there for the time being. Passing Show (Lon don). M For The E usings venms ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN The claims agent of a well-known accident insurance company says there is at times considerable humor discerni ble in the somber background of his business. Some cases were reported to him as follows: "I placed an electric fan beside my bed on a hot night While asleep stuck my foot in it" "In a playful mood I kicked at my vile while barefooted and accidentally struca ner on tne knee, thereby spraining the big toe of my left foot." "I was undressing for bed. In re moving my union suit I fractured the second finger of my left hand." "I was embraced by a friend, who playfully said that he could make me cry, and fractured my rib." "On a private yacht I had just had a highball, got up, the boat lave a lurch and I sat down on the glass." ' Missed my train and while walking on country road fell over a cow lying in the road." "Sitting in a chair in a barber shop and billtard parlor, a ball from the pool table near by struck me on the nose, breaking nose and injuring one eye." "Had been talking with another man and as I started to walk along didn't notice a woman had pushed a baby EXHAUSTED FROM GRIPPE COUGH La grippe coughs racK and tear the sufferer to a state of exhaustion. "Would ;et completely exhausted from violent Rrippe cougrns." writes K. a. Collins, Barnegat, N. J. "Tried Foley's Honey and Tar-ana tne cousrn ceased en tlrely." Used by three generations for coughs, colds and croup, throat, chest and bronchial irritation, Foley's Honey and rar has stood tne test or time, con tains no opiates ingredients printed on the wrapper. Largest selling cough medicine In the world. A. G. Luken Drug Co.. 428-623 Main. Advertisement.

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Industrial Divisions of United States Transportation Ascribed, for Situation Which is Regarded as Unusual in National Life. v

s WASHINGTON, D. cr, ' Nov. 21. What the development of communica tion has done to bring all parts of the United States more closely together, the simultaneous development of a variety of interests has partially offset and a point has been reached where the term, a citizen of the United States, is not a narrow identification. The fact is that the United States comprises a number of nations, the people j of some of which are as different j from those of others as though they hei loneed tr foreiem nations. Industrial development has brought this about and high railroad rates are Intensifying the tendency. Imagine an enlightened inhabitant of some other country who had never heard of the United States and did not know that the territory from corV to coast and from Lakes to Gulf was all one political dpmain. Assume that he travels aU over the United States, talks with the people and becomes familiar with their ways of life and opinions, but by some trick or conspiracy is - prevented from learning that he has spent his time all under one flag. In all probability he would tell you that he had visited five na tions, some of which 6bowed much similarity while others were quite diverse. Among the five separate countries which he would be likely to find would be, first, a territory embracing New England and the Atlantic Coast states down to Maryland and includingvNew York and Pennsylvania. Next, he doubtless would discover a great country known as the Middlde West. This would comprise the great States of the Ohio and Mississippi basins. The third nation doubtless would be the carriage directly in front of me fell over it" "I was going down the walk in front of my bouse when an automobile wheel which had come off two blocks away rolled down the hill and struck me, fracturing both bones of my right leg." "I was riding in an automobile when it struck a hole in the road, causing my teeth to come together with such force that my lower jaw was fractured." "Looking for burglars, I was acci dentally mistaken by one of my neigh bors for the man we weYe looking for and he shot me in the arm. Vienna doctor has told all the women in the world how they may be beau tiful, and, gosh! how they will dread it. One pastor says the average girl goes to a dance wearing only four garments. Well, we'll take the pastor's word for it He was a proper professional con jurer, and after proceeding to get the audience under nis spell, he commenced in real earnest "Now, ladies and gentlemen, he said, with a wave of the hand, "this is the magic cabinet I invite any lady in the audience to enter, the cabinet I will then close the door, and when it shall be opened again, the lady will have disappeared, leaving no trace." There was an Impressive silence until a little, undersized man in the second row turned to an enormous woman who sat by him, and breathed eagerly: "Maria, dear, won't you oblige the epntlTr)aTi?" OUCH! LUMBAGO! RUB PAINS FROM SORE, LAME BACK Back hurt you? Can't straighten up without feeling sudden pains, sharp! aches and twinges? Now lsten! That s lumbago, sciatica, or maybe from a strain, and you'll get relief the moment you rub your back with soothing, penetrating "St Jacobs Oil." Nothing else takes out soreness, lameness and stiffness so quickly. You simply rub it on your back and out comes the pain. It is harmless and doesn't burn theskin. Limber up! Dont suffer! Get a small trial bottle of old honest "St Jacobs Oil" from any drug store, and after using ft Just once, youll forget that you ever had backache, lumbago or sciatica, because your back will never hurt or cause any more misery. It never disappoints and has been recommended for 60 years. -Advertisement

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Movie of a Man Who South and .would include approximately the one-time Confederacy. For the fourth country he would dJSC0Ter a strange new land for which he would be at loss to find a name. It would be the territory embracing the northwestern states 6uch as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Montana, Idaho and perhaps Iowa and Nebraska. The fifth country would be the Pacific coast. , Our imaginery traveler w6uld find a general similarity of language but by no means an identical Ianuage in these five nations. Indeed, he might find that a native of New England L would have no little difficulty in under standing tne every day colloquial Iang uage of a North Carolinian. All nations would write an almost Identical language, but each would have a distinct spoken tongue which would confirm the traveler in his belief that he had visited various countries. Industrial Differences -Become Apparent. The traveler would find that the fundamental differences which ' dif ferentiated the five nations were in dustrial. A nation is formed by its interests and comes to think along lines dictated by its material wellbeing. Its politics invariably are governed by such matters as manu facturers and soil. The most compact and self-sufficient of the five nations which the imaginary traveler would visit would be the New England and Atlantic Coast nation. Its capital would be New York and its people would have almost wholly industrial interests. It would be a country of careful manners, of luxurious living of fashionable habits. It would have an air "of arrogance and a pride of tradition which would be reminiscent of Europe. The next -country would have more the air of the newly rich. The country -Ripplinq Rhymes By Walt Mason PERVERSITY I dwell beside a placid sea, where cold is never known; no blizzards make a sport of me or round my shanty groan. The skies are nearly always blue, the winds are always mild; to everything that Is in view, I should be reconciled. But man is never satisfied with blessings be en joys; the good the smiling gods provide disturbs him and annoys. So when I read of snow and Bleet that grip the land elsewhere. I sadly sigh, "So help me. Pete, I wish I might bo there! I'd like to feel the tingling breeze against my swan-like nose, to wad ei in snow-drifts to my knees, and freeze my ears and toes! To breaihe again the fresh ozone, I'd give a good sized check; I'd like to drive a bobtailed roan, with sleigh" bells on its neck." And well I know that people caught in all that siow and rime are crying, angry and distraught "Oh, for a milder clime! There 13 no sense in living here, amid these drifting snows, where if one does not freeze an ear, he's sure to freeze a nose." Tis distance, as the poet said, that doth enchant the view; before our sated eyes are spread all boons thatever grew. And still we cast our gazeaway to things beyond our reach; "If we could have those things," we say, "this life wjould be a peach!" Guaranteed to End All Stomach Distress The greatest prescription for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Sour Stomach, Gas Belching or any Stomach Agony, Distress or Misery is called Dr. Orth's Stomach Remedy. Read what Mrs. Florence Smith, an Ashtabula, Ohio," lady says about it"I suffered from stomacn 'l rouble for over a year as a result my system became poisoned resulting in Rheumatism and backache, so much so that t could not work and suffered untold agony. Got no relief until a friend got me a box or Dr. Orth s stomach Remedy and after taking one box I have fully recovered and am now able to do my own work and work In the garden. I - know people are skeptical as I was but all they need to do is try it They will be just as enthusiastic as myself." So if you suffer from Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Acidity. Sour Stomach, Gas, Heartburn, Biliousness, Headache, Coated Tongue and pains in stomach, go to your druggist at once and get a box of Dr. Orth's Stomach Remedy and when you start to take it realize that Dr. Orth has used it successfully in thousands of cases exactly like yours. AU good druggists can supply you. Speclal note to out of town sufferers: 75 cents mailed to the Orth Laboratory Company, East Liverpool. Ohio, will bring a box by post and guaranteed. Advertisement. . . m

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called the Middle West would be a hustling land with everybody trampling on everybody else in business hours, but with rather homely and oldfalhioned manners during tthe social hours. Half the people would talk about how rich they were and the other half about how rich they were going to be. There would be considerable imitation of the manners and customs of the New En land nation but also a careless contempt of eastern effeminacies. The nation called that South would be a strange land to the traveler. He would find a new worldln which people lived and thought almost as though they dwelt on another planet In the South he would find the greatest differences of speech and manner. There, too, he would find a good deal of tradition and old world mannerisms but so thoroughly altered by native conditions as the- represent neither Europe nor New England while par taking of some of both. Our imagi nary traveler would be convinced that the New .England nation, has either conquered some territory or established colonies in a few places in the South. At Birmingham he would wonder how northern industry could place such an island in the midst of the Solid South and in Louisiana he would wonder how northern political beliefs concerning such matters as the tarifl could find so firm a foothold on south ern soil. He might even think that these were still separate and additional nations into which he had strayed New Political Ideas In North. v Going north to the Minnesota and Dakota country, our traveler would be entirely transplanted. He would find new differences of language and much altered political ideas. He would find a Non Partisan League which would convince him that -his part of the world had no relation whatever to the South. Taking a long Journey across the continental divide, the modern Herodotus would enter a fresh land. Here he would find even the pretense of solidarity gone. He would encounter the downright statement that he was in a different country with different policies both foreign and domestic. Just as in the Middle West he had found a new capital city at Chicago; in the South a separate capital city at Richmond or , perhaps he might suspect New Orleans of the honor and In the North, a capital city at Minneapolis, he would find that San Francisco was the Capital of the Pa cific Coast. Not in his entire wanderings would -he find that Washington was the capital of any of the five nations. That, he would discover, merely was the headquarters of the American league of nations. In New England he would filnd a nation of manufacturers and shippers:

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m Middle West a nation of manufacturers and growers of corn and hogs; in the South a nation of cotton plant ers; in the Northwest, a nation of wheat growers and on the Pacific coast a nation of lumbermen and fruitgrowers. In every nation he would find the thoughts and actions of the population centered around their industries and, that they would think politically and socially in strict accordance with the politics which would advance their home industries, even though at the ex pense of those of the other nations Our traveler would hear much of the Republican and Democratic parties, but he would find the Republican Leader, Senator Lodge, and the Demo cratic Leader, Senator Underwood, much nearer in thought and action to each other than Mr. Lodge would be to his Republican colleague, Senator LaFollette or Senator Underwood to his Democratic Colleague, Senator Reed. Aireeonomlc Inquiry into the causes of the growth of these five separate nations would reveal that transport tion haa been the secret About ten years ago, the interests of these five nations were apparent but all were recognized to be national In scope. This was because the Pacific coast fruit grower could sent his products to New ' England for a low railroad freight rate while the manufactures of New England could cross the continent for & relatively small sum. With the advent of w-r in Europe and rising costs, of transportation, these long hauls were made impracticable. The valu7 of the product would not pay the freight rate and a profit in addition. The intimate intercourse waa curj tailed. Each nation was thrown bacla upon itself and, in natural course, became more self-reliant, more isolated. ' How far this tendency win develop Is recognized as one of the most im

portant problems before the United States. Will the problem of industrial and economic secession - Increase In perplexity until it threatens to become as dangerous as political secession? Statesmen at Washington and economists throughout the conn- V try are studying the problem' and the agreement is general that railroad freight rates constitute the key. The next several sessions of congress are planning' to attempt a solution.

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