Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 266, 8 November 1922 — Page 6
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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND., WEDNESDAY, NOV. 8, 1922.
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The Turk Overreaches v. "Bold gamblers, these Kema!ist3 1" says the
Philadelphia Public Ledger. "Last -week they
ordered the abdication of that weakling sultan, ?Mohammed VI, abolishing the sultanate and announcing the Grand National Assembly of An
gora as supreme. They shocked the Moslem world by stripping the Caliphate of its temporal
power and by arrogating to the Assembly the
right of naming the Successor of the Prophet and
Defender of the Faithful. ; "On Sunday the Kemalists seized Constantin
ople and demanded the immediate withdrawal of all allied troops. They have again invaded the
neutral zone of the Straits. Kemal proposes to
solve the question of -who shall be master of the Dardanelles by the simple method of seizing and
holding the Straits. He will bar the warships of all nations unless they . have his permission to
enter. ' ' -: '
"All this rips the Truce of Mudania'to rags
and tatters. The Near East peace conference at Lausanne 'has been postponed for two weeks, maybe for longer, maybe indefinitely. The Turk has maintained the arrogant attitude he as
sumed after running the Greek armies out of Smyrna. "Kemal has faith in the wedge he drove be
tween France and England. He sees-Italy's new
government grappling with internal disorders and knows that the Greek no longer counts. The British people are chin deep in a general election precipitated by the Near Eastern crisis. To Kemal at Angora this may seem the hour for the high hand and the swift action of a conqueror. Certainly he has forced an issue that Great Britain cannot evade unless the British lion tucks, his tail between his legs and runs away not only from Constantinople but from the Near East. "This is not likely to happen. The Bonar Law government probably will stand less nonsense than that of Lloyd George. Curzon still is for
eign minister, and it is his policy, decisions and
compromises that Kemal is defying. The flareup of labor hostility startled Lloyd George whe, n he talked of war; but labor made a miserable showing in the British municipal elections and is not so dreaded now.
'Nor are the French likely to make England much trouble. When they were playing the
Turk game before and at Mudania, it was the
Bonar Law opinion that if France persisted there was but one thing for England to do. This was
to take British troops out of Germany, transfer
them to the Near East and leave France to deal
alone with Germany and to police the Rhine
Bonar Law is premier now, and France is not
ready to play a lone hand against Germany. "The Turk is overreaching himself. Constan
tinople was promised him; he was given Thrace and he has taken Smyrna. Now he would take the Dardanelles. ,It will cost him a war to get this deep-water channel and in that war he may
lose much of what he has gained."
Answers to Questions; (Any reader can jret the answer to any question by writing The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederick J. Hask. In, director, Washington, D. C. This offer applies strictly to Information. The bureau does not irtve advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to ettle domestic troubles, nor to undertake t-xhaustlve research on any: subject. Write your question plainly and brleCly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents In stamps for return postage. All replies are aeut direct to the inquirer. -; Q. How long is the alimentary canal?:- . ' A. F. N. A. The alimentary canal consists of the mouth, pharynx aesophagus, stomach small and large intestines, and is about 30 feet Ion g. Q. What Is meant by "Landing at Castle Garden?" G. W. B A. The modem version of this phrase fs "Landing at Ellis Islend." Castle .Garden Is a large circular building in. Battery Park, New York City: It was built in 1807 for a fort, but was converted into a garden where civic receptions and such lunctioBS were. held. In 1885 It became a landing place and temporary headquarters for immigrants. - Since 1891, Ellis Island has taken its place for these purposes. , Q. When were high heels first put on shoes? - . w- J- GA. According to books on costumes of the past centuries high heels were worn by women durng the reign of Charles II in the fourteenth century. They seem to have attained their greatest height and populartiy in the reign of Louis, XV, of France. During the latter period dress accessorise -nrci A erearlv exasperated, the head
dress being sometimes several feet in hAitrht and th width of the dresses and
the height o tne neeis oi f frerated accordingly. It is probable that the teim "Louis" clung to the highest French heel for .this reason. Q.: What is the plural of teaspoonful ?--E. McC. A The plural of teaspoonful is teaspoonfuls. The word teaspoonsful suggests a different , thought. Four teapoonsful means four different tea, n-her-M four
Rippling Rhymes By Walt Mason
CANDOR James Towhead went to Dingbat's store, where he had purchased goods, salt codfish, varnish for the floor, and purple riding hoods, and saws to hew, and, drills to bore, and shredded breakfast foods. James said, "The first will soon be here, when I should pay my bill, but I can't do that same. 1 fear, I'm broke, already, still; I have an abcess in my ear, my wife is lying ill. Misfortune hit me unawares and made my spirit groan; the way my gouty ' father swears would rend a heart of stone, my aunt fell down the cellar stairs and broke her collarbone. The surgeon, always at my gate, has made my bundle thin; the druggist brings his precious freight, and bones me for the tin, and so your bill will have to wait until my ship comes in." The merchant cried, "Oh, James, my son, your candor cheers my soul, and you may buy goods by the ton while you are in the hole, and you'll receive no bill or dun until you have your roll. All merchant princes like to aid the man who doesn't 6neak, who, finding pay must be delayed, the candid truth will speak; we'll wait till your misfortunes fade, be it a year or week. Your credit's good, so help me Pete, your hard luck naught avails; so buy this pot of pickled feet, or take this keg of nails, and here's a bale of shredded wheat, a can of kippered whales."
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"Do you smoke, sonny?" "Yes, sir," said the boy eagerly, noting the cigars. "Guess I'll carry them myself then", said the man, walking away.
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HOPE MORE POTENT THAN DRUG By George Matthew Adams
No. 325 The Appearing Dime The hands are shown empty and are placed palm to palm, as shown in the drawlrg. When the hands nre drawn apart a dime appeared between thein.Sllghtiy moisten the back of the left hand and push n dime along the skin. It will eilhere t the back of the hand and remain there a few moments. Show the hands empty, holding both palms toward the nudlence. Then place the right hand on the left, just as shown in the drawing. The right finireM extend Over the back of the Hft band, where they grip the dime, and draw It around between the paimj, while the bands are kept slightly la motion. The bands are then drawn apart and the dime is shewn. Cogyrioht. 13 t, rj Pwllio Ltdgar Company
Youth takes Aspiration as a single seed, plants it, and then points with a smile to its rising beauty, its long stem, and its flowering buds. But Age, in its better understanding, places added foliage on this proud standing stem, blows against the wilting petals that have bleased the days of spring and summer, and then distributes to the far ends of the earth the ripened seeds within'the heart of the flowerSo that in distant springs and summers Youth may rise again! Hope is like that. From generation to generation it softly treads, does its work and then passes on in its circular path to bless over and over again. No wonder that you so often hear the line: "Hope lost, all is lost," for it is literally true. '" Only so far, however, as you believe that Hope has left you is Hope lost. For Hope never dies. Its home Is among the stars. It is the Mother of Immortality. The spiritual adventures of the heart brush aside all the faded facts therein and give to love and romance new worlds in which to dream endless conquests in the realms of living happiness. Hope is a quickener more potent than any drug. Perhaps you have seen the reproduction of the beautiful painting by Watts entitled "Hope." The lovely figure of the girl is nearly nude, her eyes are bound and yet she clings to the world! She has lost all but this one thing Hope. No wonder that as we grow in years, Hope seems to warm us and to guide us on. With my mind's eye, I see the picture of a little party of intrepid men, sitting , in a frailly constructed snow mound in the far Southern ice fields. It is Scott and his party lost, starving, freezing. Scott, the brave leader, writes. He dips his pen in the blood of Hope and writes from the last living drop that courses through his heart. And then he and his party fall asleep immortal as example of courage fed by Hope. I can understand the significance of placing Hope in the center of that wonderful trinity of words Faith, Hope and Charity that it might support and uphold the other two!
Government Activities Analyzed Institute for Government Research Tells Exactly What the Various Bureaus Are Trying to Do.
eiiort with flour, whereas lour
teaspoonfulls indicates that one teo,spoou has been filled four times. i ooit nut on ice to cause it to
melt : or to keep it from melting?
A Salt Is put with ice when making ice cream in order to melt the ice and release the cold which freezes
Q What proportion of sugar is refined in Philadelphia? JJ. R. ;- A Philadelphia refines about onesixth of the sugar manufactured in the United States Musinos For The Evening Secretary Hughes has stopped using tobacco forever. But, even at that, he can smoke cigarets if he wants to.
Another optimist 'is one who buys candy which is displayed on an open street stand. Traveling by train in Russia is free to all citizens. The government can afford to do this because there are no trains. Tattoo artist has been arrested in Philadelphia for using ink which does not last. Another skin game. We dont care much what happens to the Turks so long as it happens. Why not have an outgo tax and let the profiteers pay it? Lessons in Correct English dont SAY:
He Is STUBBORN on this particn-
HrSVegarded as an OBSTINATE Tottered OBSTINATE resistance. The REFRACTORYhorse balks. The STUBBORN horse plunges and SAY:
He is OBSTINATE on this partic-
UlHePisntregarded as a STUBBORN HeToffered. STUBBORN resistance. The STUBBORN horse balks. The REFRACTORY horse plunger and rears. .
After the armistice Pilsudski, then president of Poland, asked Mr. Paderewski to come to Warsaw for a conference. When Paderewski arrived at the council chambers, Pilsudski, unused to the diplomatic etiquette belonging to such occasions and at a loss for the right thing to say, left the man. who was destined to become the premier of Poland standing ungreeted oh the threshold. The silence became em-
barrasing.
for a way out of the difficulty, discov
ered a grand piano at the other end of the apartment. "Would you mind playing something for us?" he stammered.
"Certainly not," returned Paderews
ki, "if you will dance to the tune I play." Boston Globe.
Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Years Ago Today
Finallv. Pilsudski. whose eyes wan
dering about the room as if seeking-ftake the trouble to read this admirable
By FREDERICK J. HASKH WASHINGTON, D. C. Nov. 8. The recent publication by the Institute for
Government Research of a bulletin entitled "The National Park Service," has brought to the attention of congressme and department executives in
Washington an important activity now going on in their midst. The executive branch of the government for the first time is being analyzed, inventoried, and put down on paper. In a few months or years at most, this great organization which we call the government, which employs directly the services of 500,000 persons, and which is so vast and intricate that even those best acquainted with it are continual
ly being surprised by its activities, will be an open book to those who
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' Booth Tarkington, the famous Hoo?ier poet and author, and his new!" wedded wife, passed through Richmond on their way from Dayton whetc the wedding took place. They werj in an automobile and their honeymoon trip to Chicago was to be madem the same manner. The couple was to reside in the Tarkington home at Indianapolis. Mrs. Tarkington had been prominent in the social afftirs ot Dayton.
SIMPLE CEREMONY VILL MARK ARMISTICE DAY WASHINGTON, Nov. 8. President Harding, Secretary of War Weeks and Secretary of the Navy Denby, with military escort, will go to the grave of the Unknown Soldier on Armistice day and leave a wreath there after a brief ceremony, which is expected to establish a precedent to be followed througkout the years. No national holiday will be proclaimed by the president, who is said to feel that the simple exercises at the grave are preferable to expressing official governmental recognition of the day.
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series of bulletins,
The Institute for Government Research is an outgrowth and further
development of President Taft's com mmission on efficiency and economy
It is, however, no longer an official
organization, but is supported wholly
by prfvate contributions. The instt
tute now consists ot a body of trained political scientists who as volunteer agents for the public are studying the government with the view eventually of making it more efficient. The di
rector of this work, is W. F. Willoughby, who was member 'of the Taft commission. The chairman of the Institute is Dr. Robert S. Brookings, who during the war wielded enormous power as chairman of the Price Fixing Committee at the war industries board. The object of the institute is, a3 stated, to bring about greater efficiency In the. operation of the government departments; but "before reorganizing an executive mechanism it is necessary to know what that mechanism Is doing. Away back in Presi
dent Taft's administration the commission on efficiency and economy discovered that no one knew what the government was doing. The work was too great and too ramified to be compassed by, any one mind. Work was being dupUcated and triplicated in numerous instances because one branch of the government was unaware that some other branch was engaged in the same line of research. Because of the size of the government and because of the way in which the various departments had been built up, it was impossible for any one directing head to know the details of what was going on. Consequently, it was decided that the first step in reform must be an inventory of all government activities.
This job the Institute for Government
Research tackled soon after It was or
ganized in 1916. It adopted the sim
ple plan of going into the various bu
reaus one by one and showing the work each was doing. When all have been analyzed in this way, the
duplications of effort will show up
automatically. Two bureaus the rec
lamation service and the geological
survey were investigated in 191b ana 1917. Then the war came along and R'opppd the work for two years or so. Great Work Already Done. When the institute once more organized its staff it took up the task again with vigor. Twenty-three monographs, each, one dealing with the work of a separate executive division
SAVE YOUR TEETH
of the government, now either havs
been published or are nearing publi
cation. About 40 other investigations
are planned at present, and some of
them are being made, and it is possible
that the monographs will be close to
100 in number before the whole gov
ernment is analyzed. Besides the
monographs on the reclamation se
vice and geological survey, those now
published include studies of the bu
reau of mines, Alaskan engineering
commission, federal board for voca
tional education, federal trade com
mission, tariff commission, steamboat
inspection service, employes compensation commission, weather bureau, bureau of education, women's bureau,
children's bureau, and the national
park service.
While the mongraphs primarily are
not intended for popular consumption
but are written or the guidance of
legislators and administrators, , they
are distinctly reliable, and most of
them are of broad general interest The new one on the national park ser
vice sketches the history of the national parks and monuments from the year 1806, when Lewis and Clark missed discovering the Yellowstone by about 50 miles, to the creation of the national park service in 1916, and the addition of the latest of the national parks Hot Springs only last year. Oldest National Park In Country. Incidentally, the monograph settles
the old dispute of whether Hot
Springs or Yellowstone is the oldest of .the national parks. Hot Spring3 was set aside as a reservation in 1832, and it was 40 years later that the Yel
lowstone National Park was created
by an Act of Congress. Yet. the latter
was the first true national park in the
cense that It was to be a region developed for the pleasure of the public
Hot Springs was merely reserved to
prevent the medicinal waters from be.
ing exploited by private ownership.
The establishment of Yellowstone
National Park was a romantic epi
sode. The marvels of that region were
discovered in 1807 by John Colter, a
hunter who had been attached to the Lewis and Clark expedition. It was
the fate of Colter and other white
men who went into the Yellowstone
district during the next half century) to be disbelieved when they told their
stones of the spouting water and mud
from the geysers. In fact, the region was at first derisively called "Colter's Hell." In 1869 a reliable expedition' of Montanans explored the Yellowstone, verified the preceding reports of it. and published the discoveries. This was followed the next year by the exploration made by the WashbuniDoane expedition, which took in a mill tary escort detailed by the War department. This expedition .brought about the creation of the park, and
gave birth to. the national park idea
which has since worked out in the national park system as we know it today. When the members of the Wash-
Durn-uoane expedition saw the won
ders ot the Yellowstone, they dis
cussed among themselves the suggests
Ion that it would be profitable to pick
up ownership to the land surround
ing the geysers and others phenomena
and exploit the place as a commercial venture. Such an act would not have
been regarded so reprehensible then
as it would now. But one of the mem
bers of the party expressed the opin
ion that such a wonderland ought nev
er to be allowed to pass into private ownership at all but should be held
in perpetuity for the whole population
The others agreed to this at once, and
the members of the expedition later
took the lead in the movement which
resulted in the creation of the Yellow
stone National Park in 1872.
No other parks were added to the
system until 1890, when the Yosemite,
bequoia, and General Grant Parks in California were taken over by the
Government. Then followed the cre
ation of the Mount Ranier Park in
1899. Since the year 1900 the Govern
ment has created 14 national parks, so that the total number of them is
now 19. The parks did not attain
great popularity with the traveling public until after the outbreak of the war
in Europe. That fact, shutting off ocean
travel, added to the development of
automobile roads in the West, and
turned a flood of tourists into the
parks. Whereas before 1915 only
about 250,000 persons visited the park?
each year, last year the tourists numbered 1,000,000.
FOR ASHER BANQUET
Plans are being made for tlie ban-1 quet for Mrs. Virginia Asher -when shecomes here on Nov. 20 to visit the local council which bears her name, according to an announcement made at the meeting of the organization In the Red Men's hall Tuesday evening. The
banquet is to be for business women only, accommodations being made for
350 women and tickets being Issued to members at 50 cents per plate. The
Danquet will he held in the basement of Grace M. E. church.
It was also decided at the meetine
that the members ot the council will
attend the morning services of the
First Baptist church next Sunday in a body.
An interesting Droram waa iven
Tuesday night, the Bible lesson being conducted by Mrs. A. H. Backus. Miss Mary Chenoweth gave a-reading and Beverly Harter gave a monologue accompanied-on the piano by her mother, Mrs. Lloyd Harter. Pauline and Ruth
McPherson sane a duet accomnanfeci
by Mrs. Lee Smith, pianist. The
luncheon was served by Mrs. Richard Sedwick's class of the Reid Memorial
United Presbyterian Sunday school.
Jennings County Fanners
. Learn Culls Lay Few Eggs (By Associated Press) NORTH VERNON. Ind.. Nov. 8.
Farmers of Jennings county have learned that culls lay but few eggs. Fourteen farmers who attended one of the poultry culling demonstrations given by County Agent Fred W. Potts re
cently went home and culled their
flocks, a total of 1.360 hens. Of this
total, they culled out 364 as non-producers. After being separated, the cull hens laid only nine eggs per day for a week. County Agent Potts in recent demonstrations has handled 3,916 hens, the result being that 1.372 or 35 percent, were thrown out a
culls.
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