Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 152, 27 June 1922 — Page 6

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Filipinos Must Wait "In telling the Filipinos, very cordially and courteously but firmly, that they are not yet ripe for complete independence, President Hard

ing voices what is probably the general impression among Americans," says the Milwaukee

Sentinel. "They have done remarkably well so

far, but it is impossible for any people, as the president points out, to traverse the distance from primative tribalism to the highest form of civilization, self-government, in little more than

half a generation.

"UndervAmerican tutelage, the islanders have

rapidly developed a small class of political lead

ers, but there remains a great gulf between them

and the masses. Now the capacity for self-

government is essentially measured by the aver age level of development, not that of a few ex

ceptional individuals. The best the Filipinos would be capable of at this time would be some

form of personal government open to the con

stant tendency toward dictatorship which has been the bane of Latin-American 'republics.'

"Nor are the leaders themselves men of all

around and wide experience. This is shown by

what happened under the Wilson administration when the natives were prematurely intrusted with a larger share of self-government than was good for them. Gov., Gen. Wood is still busy try

ing to extricate the; islands from the financial chaos that followed native bank administration. This is the weakest spot of all small nations, offering endless chances to become embroiled with foreign creditors and inviting foreign intervention.

"The fact that Gen. Wood was requested by.

the president to continue his labors in the islands is sufficient indication that this is no time for independence. The natives would gain more if

they quit agitating and turned their efforts to

co-operation with the American governor. The latest pilgrimage to Washington seems to have been largely a junket trip for a few politicians.

anyway, as it was stated in a cable that the expedition was prompted merely by a desire to use up some left-over funds appropriated by a former mission to Washington. "This country has no interest in keeping the islands if they were ripe for independence. But it has a great interest in preventing a repetition of ill-starred and premature self-government ventures that have often proved a source of great embarrassment to the United States."

Oh Man!

Answers to Questions fAny render can pet the answer to nv ouestlon by writing The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederick J. Hask--m. director, Washington. D. C. This ofTt applW strictly to information. The bureau does not give advice on lesral. medical and financial1, matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research l,"'""T suKiort. Vlte your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and j'idress and enclose trro cents In stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the Inquirer. Q. Are balls batted outside th park at a baseball game usually recovered? F. -O. P. A. Not more than five percent of such balls are returned, although a person presenting a ball at the gate Is admitted to the park free. Q. What is meant by "average conditions" as noted In the New York bank statement on the financial pages of newspapers? H. C. A. The New York clearlnsr house says that the average condition Is

taken for the six working days ending

with Friday of each week.

Q. What colleges will the men at

tend who have Belgian fellowships?

Li. w. A. It is expected that seven of the Belgian Fellows will attend Harvard; 4, Chicago; 2, Cornell; 2, Mayo Clinic; 3, Stanford; 2, California; J, Utah; 1, Columbia; 1, Pittsburg; 3, Massachusetts Tech; 1, John Hopkins, while one man has not decided upon a university. Q. Who invented lite preservers? C. F. D. A. The life belt commonly In use was designed by Admiral Ward, of England.

Q. What kind of flower la the rose

of Sharon? M. D. A. A. This name is given to an ornamental shrub called Hibiscus syrlacus.

The ."Rose of Sharon" referred to in

the Bible probably was a kind of nar

cissus.

Q. When was the first stone the

atre built? R. B. T.

A. Pompey's theatre In Rome was

completed In 52 B. C. This was the

first building of such construction de

signed as a place of amusement. The jiiore famous Colosseum was finished

in 80 A. D. Q. What state leads in the manu-' facture of hosiery? B. R. A. Hosiery and other knit goods were manufactured in. 84 states in 1914, New York leading in value of product with a total of $78,299,235, and Pennsylvania taking second with $64,153 449. Q. Which Is the oldest of our national parks? D. L. W. A. Hot Springs Reservation of Hot Springs National Park in Arkansas, was the first to be established of the 16 national parks in the United States. Four sections of the land with the springs in the center, were reserved by the government in 1832. Musings fcr the Evening "OUT TO LUNCH"

If ever there is a famine In this country, it will be tho fault of the

downtown business man. The appetite of the average captain of industry

is ouite beyond conception.

One Is not impressed by this fact un

til he attempts to get an important j

business man on the telephone, or perhaps to call upon him almost any time between 10 a. m. and 5 p. m. One is apt to have this food-destroying proclivity called to his attention if he is a person of no particular consequence. If he calls up Mr. Ignatius Dingwhizzle, president of the Dingwhizzle Mopless Dust company at 10:45 a. nine is informed that Mr. Dingwhizzle Is "out to lunch," but Is expected back some time. If he calls again at 3:15 p. m.. he is told that Mr. Dingwhizzle is -still "out to lunch." If Mr. Dingwhizzle Is not "out to lunch," he is "in conference," which Is just as bad. The chances, however, are alVin favor of the gastronomic dlversioW An amateur expert who has spent several years trying to see prominent business men, has figured that the amount of lunch consumed by down

town business men in a single day would exactly fill the Woolworth building If the latter were hollow. It would also tax the capacity of our merchant marine at the present time. On top of these Interesting figures, we .have the authentic statement that the most prominent business men satisfy themselves, for lunch, with a glass of milk and a piece of apple pie in their offices. The question is just another of those

TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can." "Take It." "Up"

A PAL'

A pal is in the. diamond, pearl or ruby class rare and precious. But different to this way, that fin and rare as a real Pal Is, intrinsic value does not enter into his possession. A Pal loves, forgives, forgets, sympathizes, understands a'bove all, understands. You don't have to explain or excuse to the one who is your Pal. A Pal always comes to you when you need him most, and he isn't afraid a bit if the whole crowded world deserts you. He is there to stay because, don't you see, ho is your Pal, and you want liim and he wants you. A Pal doesn't keep things hack. A Pal is honest, above-board, open and expressive. A Pal can make mistakes and they are just mistakes; but if he isn't your Pal, then they are blunders instead, and you may resent and be unhappy but somehow, with a Pal, you love right through everything and are the stronger bound for the very weaknesses that sometimes hide strong feeling unexpressed. A Pal is always around in spirit and in feeling. He does not understand the fair-weather quality. My Pal is always around when I an most in need, and I am inspired and spurred ahead. And I shall win all things worth while because I have a Pal. If you have a Pal, you have the world and no one can take it from you.

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A f 1.. r T 1,- and modern conditions harrow my soul i t 1 1 c I Uinnei 1 1 1 C K 5 till I fain would weep. Man taketh a

I blooming creature, bedecked in her I bridal veil, to parsonage and to i preacher they're spliced, for a piece of kale. You'd think, as you mark

them cooing, like doves on a sunlit hill, that age, when it comes kerchooing, will find they are lovers still. But lo, when the Wooster Weekly next month to your home is mailed, you read and you readit bleakly the news of a vow that failed. The wife

had a trick of snoring, the husband a drugstore breath, and love, that was lately soaring, has withered and died the death. I speed up my rusty lorry, and run down a brace of clerks, and siigh, for my heart is sorry 'that marriage no longer works.

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Facts About Indiana (By Associated Press) Timber that now would be worth billions of dollars was burned in the early days of Indiana in order to clear the land.

Who's Who in the Day's News

GEN. ENOCH H. CROWDER General Enoch H. Crowder, the man

who successfully directed the difficult

task of registering the huge army of

selective .service men during the

World war, is now completing another important task for the government. After a survey of the Cuban situation he has submitted President Zayas of

been threatening

Cuha and officials

at Washington a program of 10 steps for the reconstructiorf of Cuba, the object of which is to eliminate financial and political problems which have

the future of that

island.

Crowder has had a busy and bril

nam career m tne army. He was

graduated from West Point in 1881

He has seen active service in the 'Philippines, Manchuria and Cuba-

Four presidents have shown that they

appreciated Crowder's skill as a sol dier, diplomat and organizer. Presi

dent McKinley made him a brigadier

general ot volunteers. Two years lat

er President Roosevelt made him

colonel judge advocate of the regular

army.

In 1911 President Taft made Crowd

er a brigadier general and judge advo

cate general. A few months later Taft made the general envoy extraordinary and minister plenipotentiary to Chile

on an important mission.

Lessons in Correct English Don't Say: The hen, together with the chickens, WERE in the coop. The president, as well as the cabinet, FAVOR war. Ability, no less than hard work. ARE

expected of you.

Neither the plaintiff nor the defend

ant SEEM to be interested.

Either tho ball or the clock WERE

behind time.

Say: The hen, together with the chick-

en,s WAS in the coop. The president, as well as the cabinet, FAVORS war.

Ability, no less than hard work. IS

expected of you.

Neither the plaintiff nor the defendant SEEMS to be interested.

Either the ball or the clock WAS behind time.

No. 210 Lifting Three Matches With One Cut a slight nick in the end of a match. Wedge another match into the nick, so that they form an inverted V. Lean the two against a third match (as shown in figure 1) so that the three matches form a sort of tripod. Hand some one another match and ask him to lift the tripod with It. His efforts prove unsuccessful, but you can do the trick the first time. Place the fourth match against the Inside of the inverted V, and slowly raise it to a vertical position. Tho third match will fall under the angla of the V, and the rest upon the lifting match. Then raise the lifting match, which wedges the tripod (as shown la figure 2), and the trick is done. Cojwrtofct. Hit. tu Public Id0rComas

Memories of Old Days In This Paper- Ten Year Age Today

Corn was sold by the early farmers of the state for from 10 to 12 cents a busheL A total of 23,990 marriage licenses were issued in Indiana in the fiscal year ending June 30, 1897.

ty has been explored to a distance of more than 20 miles. More than four-fifths of Indiana at its settlement was heavily timbered with the most valuable varieies cf

forest growth, such as oak, poplar, walnut, cherry, ash, hard maple, elm, hickory, beech, cottenwood and more than one hundred other varieties.

The number of silos in the state at the last farm census was 37,000. There were 1,623,603 hogs oz Indiana farms in 1840.

Aft,

Rippling Rhymes By Walt Mason

things which so divert our friend Mr,

Chesterton a paradox.

One of the greatest questions now is why an efficiency expert, instead of working for somebody else, does not start in business for himself and wipe all competitors off the map.

er Winner atones

The wealthy uncle was talking nvor

the prospects of his nephew with the

Doy s mother.

"How is he doing with his studies?" "Oh, very well. He is verv intelli

gent; he shows a great talent for mu

sic, and his manner is- verv haughty. His teacher thinks he will become a conductor" "Ah! indeed!" responded his uncle; "bus or trolley car?"

A long-haired man was asked for the time by a small boy, and answered, "Ten minutes to nine." The

small boy replied: "Well mister, at TlftlC n V' 1 C V IryntT V ," . ff 3

v-.w-ix uaiC UU1 UIUI LUl, UIIU ran away. The man followed and ran into .1 cop, who inquired why he was running. "See that boy? Well, he asked me for the time, and yhen I told him it was ten minutes to nine, he said, 'Have your hair cut at nine o'clock.' "

The cop answered: "Well, what are you running for? You still have eight minutes."

TRANSIENT VOWS I ride in my horseless carriage, that's painted a festive blue, and wonder why love and marriage don't last as they used to do. The vows of our parents held 'em till twilight of life grew cool; divorces occurred as seldom as hens in a swimming pool. I think of my grandmas stately. 1 think of my great-grandsires, who treasured their vows so' greatly they pulled no divorce oourt wires. They wed in the golden morning of life, in their divers kirks, and traveled together scorning the lawyer and all his works. I'm driving my twin-four barrow along where the speed cops sleep.

The eleventh course of the summer school for librarians, conducted by !he public library commission of Indi-

! ana, opened at Earlham college. The ! class was limited to 20 regular stuI dents. Not only was it full, but several people who applied were not admitted because of lack of accommoda

tions. T he summer school was not a school to make librarians; it accepted only those who were already in positions and tried to give them as much training as possible in the six weeks devoted to the work. Most of the members of the class came from small libraries throughout Indiana.

Indiana for years has been one of

the leading states in breeding trotting and draft horses. One of the largest crops of wheat

ever grown m tne state was ttiat m 1891, when the total yield was something over 52,000,000 bushels on a lit

tle less than 3,000,000 acres. This was an average of a little more than 17 bushels per acre. Indiana farmers are using approxi

mately 10,000 tractors at the present time. In 1840 there were 241,036 horses in Indiana. Wyandotte Cave" in Crawford coun-

There were 833,000 head of cattle in Indiana at the last census.

CORNS Lift Off with Fingers

There are more than 200 regularly registered women physicians and surgeons in Missouri.

EC ills Pesky Bed Bugs

P.

The bravest apartment house landlord in the world lives in New York. His tenants got up a testimonial din, ner in his honor and he ate it without having it analyzed by a chemist

-The champ optimist is a New York barber who has rented out front window to a chap who demonstrates safety razors.

Alkali in Shampoos Bad for Washing Hair

Mrs. Jean1 Christie Bull of Writford, Pa., nominated for the position of alumni trustee of the University of Vermont, , is the first woman to receive this honor in the history of the university.

WILL, SIRELV HELP OTHERS The condition of the human body 1 reflected bv the condition of the kid- ! neys and blood. If the kidneys are inot functioning properly, waste products and poisons cannot tie ellnflnated Rheumatic pains, swollen, aching and stiff Joints and muscles, dizziness unrt blurred vision are symptoms of kidney trouble. Mrs A. Lechner. 1129 Main Ave.. Clifton. N. J , writes: i o -! Kidney PUls have helped me and I cladly give you permission to use this testimonial., o they .will -urely help" A. G. Luken Drug Co.. 626-628 Main St Advertisement

Most soaps and prepared shampoos contain too much alkali, vhlch is verv injurious, as St dries the scalp and makes the hair brittle. The best thing to use Is Mulsified cocoanut oil shampoo, for this is pure and entirely greaseless. It's very cheap nnd beats anything else all to pieces. You can get Mulsified at any drug store, and a few ounces will last the whole family for months. Two or three teaspoonfuls of Mulsified in a cup or glass with a little warm water is all that is required. It makes an abundance of rich, creamy lather, cleanses thoroughly, and rinses out easily. The hair dri-es quickly and evenly, and is soft, fresh looking, bright, flufft-, wavy and easy to handle. Besides. It loosens and takes out every particle of dust, dirt and dandruff. Be sure your druggist gives you Mulsified. Advertisemen t.

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'Just think, a 35c box of P. D. Q. (Pesky Devils Quietus), makes a quart, enough to kill a million bed bugs, roaches, fleas or cooties and stops future generations by killing the eggs and does not injure the clothing, . IAjoid fire to the bedboirs is what P. D. Q. is like, bedburs stand as rood chance as a snowball in a justlr famed heat resort. Patent spout ree in every package of P. D. Q., to enable roa to kill them and their einre in the cracks. P. D. Q. can also be purchased in sealed buttle, doable strength, liquid form. Sold by A. G. Luken Urug Co. Advertisement.

Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of Orchard White, which any drug store will supply for a few cents, shake well, and you have a quarter pint of harmless and delightful lemon bleach. Massage this sweetly fragrant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day, then shortly note the beauty and whiteness of your skin. , Famous stage beauties use this lemon lotion to bleach and bring that soft, clear, rosy-white complexion, also as a freckle, sunburn and tan bleach because it doesn't irritate. Advertisement.

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Doesn't hurt a Dlt! Drop a little "Freezone" on an aching corn, instant

ly that corn stops hurting, then short

ly you lift it right off with fingers.

Truly! Your, druggist sells a tiny bottle ot "Freezone" for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the callouses, without soreness or irritation --Advertisement

TRACY'S COFFEE is delightfully pleasing

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of upsetting your liver or stomach if you will

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blood are ex-

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Growing children - must have milk. Himes Bros. Dairy

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SEVERE UCHING

On Mother's Body. Caused Her To Scratch. Could Not Sleep. " My mother wai troubled with a breaking out of pimples on her body. The itching was very severe and caused her to scratch, which seemed to make the breaking out spread, and she could cot sleep good at night. "The trouble lasted about four weeks. She tried several remedies but nor.e of them were successful. She began using Cuticura Soap and Ointment and after using one cake of Soap and one box of Ointment she was completely healed."(Signed) Richard Brockman, R. 3, Huntsville, Missouri. Use Cuticura for every-day toilet purposes. Bathe with Soap, soothe with Ointment, dust with Talcum. Bn-Til. Each Tnm 7 Mill. Addrfss: "OntlctTTatibortrle. Dtp. H. lJa4a4,Ki.." Soiderery. whee. Sop20e. Ointment 26 and &0c. Ta2cum2Sc. S5 Cuticura Soap ahaTe without mug.

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Prese rve your sight. Use quality Glasses. Optometrist Richmond

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