Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 109, 8 May 1922 — Page 6

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TEE RICHMOND PALLADIUM --- Aa'D SUN-TELEGRAM Published Every Evening Except Sunday by Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as - ' Second-Clasa Mail Matter. MEMnKH OF THB ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not other-vtee credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special diapani hes herein. are also reserved. "Wherein the States Differ "WiUim Allen -White recently called attention to the differences, in .the characters of the

forty-eight states that make up the Union and has begun a. series of articles defining these variations," ssrys the Indianapolis Star. "Whether one writer can be familiar with all these differences unless he has lived in each state for a considerable time is doubtful, and of course this experience is- rare if it ever occurred. Nevertheless most ; 'native Americans "differentiate the states in their thoughts of them just as they do members of a family or a group of friends. Each one has a distinct character of its own. "It is not likely that the mental pictures of any state entertained by a given number of persons would always bear a close resemblance to each other, but the fact would remain that each state stood in every mind as a distinct and separate organization or creation, one might almost say entity, with an individuality, qualities and characteristics unlike those of any other. The geographical boundaries, it j3 understood, are not by any means all the lines of division. There is social unlikeness caused by the varying quality of the population and the groups composing it.

Answers to Questions (Any reader can Ret the answer to any question by writing' The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederick J. HaskIn, director, Washington, D. C. This offer applies strictly to Information. The bureau does not give advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents in stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the inquirer. ' Q. Who Is the oldest senator In point of service and who in years, in the United States Senate? T. J. L. A. Senator Lodge is the oldest senator In continuous service, having held office since 1893. Senator page is the oldest In years, having been in 1843. Senator Lodge will soon be 72 years of age. Q. Why does a dog stick its tongue out when it pants? R. E. M. A. This is an unconscious effort to increase the evaporating surface of the body. Heat required to evaporate perspiration caused by exertion cools the body. Q. What constitutes the "Supreme law of the land?" F. K. A. The Constitution of the United States, together with foreign treaties and acts of Congress made under its authority, are the supreme law of the land. Q. How much cabbage does a pound of cabbage seed produce? H. V. V. A. A carload of cabbage Is produced by planting one pound of cabbage sped. Q. What is call money? G. A. C. A. Call money is money loaned on condition that the loan be repaid at any time the person making it calls for his money. Q. What are the various sizes of anthracite coal? M. W. P. A. The trade names of the various sizes of anthracite coal are lump, steamboat, broken or grate, egg, stove, chestnut, pea. No. 1 buckwheat, No. 2 buckwheat. No. 3 buckwheat and culm. The sizes range from lump, which will not pass through a screen the openings in which measure six inches, to culm, which passes through screens with openings of five sixty-fourths of an inch. Q. What is the meaning of the saying "to carry water to the river?" C. P. G. A. "To carry water to the river" is the French equivalent for the English saying "to carry coals to Newcastle." Eoth Illustrate the futility of taking a commodity to the source of its supply. Musings for the Evening During the fire In the Willard hotel, Washington, Olga Petrova, mistaking thpm for hotpl nnrtpra nffprpd twn congressmen $5 apiece to rescue her baggage and they quit work. It was a most peculiar mistake. ' Hotel porters are usually more 1 intellectual looking than congressmen. ADD FLAPPER DICTIONARY Stepping on it: Making it snappy. Low-lid: One who is not high-brow. Bell-button: A gob or sailor. Alley-apple: A top-heavy sailor. Garage: A dance hall. Bank closed: N kiss from me. Jane: A girl who mets young man on the stoop. "- Kibitzer: One who offers unsolicited advice. Knockout: Flapper who is classy enough to make all cake-eaters drop their cake on the floor. Monog: Young lady who is goofy about only one man at a time. Smudger: One who does all the form-fitting dance steps. President Harding has taught Laddie Boy, the White House Airedale, to act as his caddy. One advantage of this arrangement is that here is one caddy that cannot criticize his player's stance. Seems rs though congress should soon have plenty of blocs to play with. One reformer says the girla are running around half-nude. He is halfright.. ' Sea serpent with a tail fifty feet long has been sighted by a captain off Cape" May. rroDaDiy outsme tne three-mile limit. Rely on Cuticura To Clear Away Skin Troubles ftftantoeli

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There are educational and political differences Occupations create variety. An agricultural state is in many respects unlike an industrial commonwealth- Indiana, for example, has little resemblance to Massachusetts or Connecticut or California or Colorado, in its prevailing conditions and drift of opinion beyond the central fact, that is, that all are bound together by a common sentiment of loyalty to the central government. - - "The relation to each other and to the central government of the individual states, each with its own government, is something our foreign brethren find it difficult to understand. Much less do they comprehend the social and other forms of unlikeness in the separate states or the double loyalty to state and nation that is found everywhere. It is not at all puzzling to those who were born 'to it or to those who come to us ready and anxious to be Americanized. The situation in fact is one of the great elements of our national existence. "We could not possibly contemplate favorably any readjustment that would change the state from what it is, that would give up its sovereignty or would merge it further into tha national control than is now the case. And wa like the differences in our states. They lend a variety to American life that relieves it from all danger of monotony or too much uniformity. They add to the interest of living as variety in our immediate individual environment does. We

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own, yet are not unappreciative of the dif ferent qualifications and characteristics of our neighbors, for however else they vary they are all Americans alike." .

TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can," "Take It,"

LESSONS

The small boy studies his lessons in the class room that he may be able adequately to get his lesson in after life outside the class room. Education is application. We learn from what we have learned! But our most valuable lessons are not learned from those who agree with us, who praise us and who cheer U3 on but from those who reject us, who do not agree with us, and who cannot see in our way any good way at all. Lessons must make us think. They must make us act very often quite, differently than we had made up our mind to act. A large portion of failure that comes to this world is traceable to lessons that were not learned or which, having been learned, are not applied. A little bright violet may teach some mind a greater lesson than a world war. The greatest lesson that the recent great World War taught was the war doesn't solve anything. It only emphasizes causes. Selfishness is the food on which war feed3. No nation ever started a war on the proportion of love and toleration. Until we are able to recognize human frailty as a liability and love as an asset, wars will continue. Here is a very good everyday lesson that we all should learn thoroughly that there i3 some good in the meanest human that ever lived, and that our best friends are made from hunting and discovering the most good in them and overlooking the bad. And here is another useful lesson that some of us never leam that we cannot have everything, but that there is a plenty in the world that we can have if we seek it and that is able to make us abundantly happy and useful.

Who's Who in the Dav's News CLIFFORD THORNE Clifford Thorne, nationally known as a railroad rate expert and as "the stormy petrel of this generation's national debate on transportation ques tions," will enter the primaries in Iowa to seek the Republican nomination for the United States senate seat now occupied by Senator Charles A. Rawson. To seek the toga Thorne has resigned his position with the American Farm Bureau Federation in which he has been a dominant figure as a ciiffordthorns member of the transportation department. His resignation was prompted by a rule of the federation which prohibit members seeking political berths. This step removes temporarily an agravating barb in the side of the railroads. which have found Throne ready at all tunes to uissect tbeir rate tlgures with Thorne first gained prominence as counsel for the Iowa State Railway commission and later as legal and rate expert for various organizations the views of which ran, in a sense, counter to those of the railroads. He early became recognized as a 1 wizard with railway rate figures. He. '1 i 1 . , . . i aiways iias conienueu mat railways were usually obtaining larger net rev enues than they showed in their balance sheets. If he does enter the senate it will he 0 refore as a railway expert and a toe to present railway practices. Iowans believe he is at the beginning of what may be a brilliant political career. He is only forty-four. He is a native of Brooklyn! Ia., a graduate of Iowa State University, with the degree of Ph.D. from Yale. Lessons in Correct English DON'T SAY w I am suffering WITH the heat Everyone is ill hut I. There has been prosperity of LATTER years. Only THEY who have spoken up may gp. . SAY I am suffering FROM the heat. Everyone is ill but ME. There has been prosperity of LATE years. Only THOSE who have cpoken up may go. Camel and Lucky " fT Strike Cigarettes, pkg. XOC

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have a marked character of its j Up" Aft Dinner Stories er The auto salesman, after a great deal of hesitancy, had agreed to take the old car in part payment for the new. "What is the number of the motor?-' he asked. The owner piked his head down in the bonnet a moment and then bobbed up again. "Eighteen sixty-three," he answered. "I asked," said the salesman, "the number of the motor, not the date of manufacture." "It's hard." said the sentimental landlady at the dinner table, "to think that this poor little lamb should be destroyed in its youth just to cater to our appetites." "Yes," replied the smart boarder, struggling with his portion, "it is tough." Safety First Maxims A flivver is no thing of beauty. But forever a joy, provided The driver sees and does his duty, With attention undivided! Isn't it funny how much respect some people will show a teeny little hornet and then scorn the killing power of big, fast electric cars and locomotives! Rememfer the days when you thought 'safety meant nothing more than a low-wheeled bicycle? It isn't so much of a stunt to bit a tree or bridge abutment with your flivver at a forty mile clip; the trick For B r urnm2 Lxzema Apply Zcmo, the Antiseptic Liquid Easy to Use. From any druggist for 35c, or $1.00 for large size, get a-bottle of Zemo. When applied as directed it effectively removes Eczema, quickly stops itching, and heals skin troubles, also Sores, Burns, WTounds and Chafing. It penetrates, cleanses and soothes. Zemo is a clean, dependable and inexpensive, antiseptic liquid. Try it, as we believe nothing you have ever used is as effective and satisfying. Advertisement. X5finiiifininHHniinmiitiiiiimiiiiiHHifuntiiiinmimtiiuiuiiiRiiininnnin:iMi 1 3 Interest on Your Savings I Accounts 1 American Trust Company! 1 Main and 9th Sts. ultitnaitniiniiiiiittniniiimiiinnititiitnuntmnimnHnnff "The Bank for ALL the People" 2nd National Bank

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Xa. 107 The Magnetized Key An ordinary key in laid cn the left hand. By making mnsnetic passes with the riffht hnnd the key turns over. A little' experience is necessary to make thl3 trick a ouecess, but. with proper attention to detail, the effect is marvelous. The key thould have a rounded tip. It is laid on the left hand exactly as shown in the diagram. The left bund is then tilted upward until the key is jutt "on balance" that is, so its position appears quite norma', but the slightest further upward tilt of the hnnd will cause it to turn over. After a little experience the performer will be able to rl"e the key in position at the first trial. While the right hand siakcs maznetie passes the left is tilted upward very slowly. The movement is iii'.pen-eptib'e. but when It reaches a certain point the key will suddenly turn over. i.'oiuiioht. ISIS, hv Public Ledger Company is in diving through the windshield without marring your beauty! If yesterday had happened to fall5 on the 13th, instead of today, it would of hppn utiImcL-v A-iv tr tVa onv chances at rail crossings'. I Tllft ; ... r A ,- , tH ' development or 20U,Juu horse power requires the drilling of a thirty-two foot tunnel a aistance of 4.500 feet. Big Eaters Get Kidney Troubles Don't neglect backache, sore Joints, stiffness, puffy eyes, interrupted slfep, or other signs of weak kidneys or bladder. Correct the trouble while it is a trouble with Dr. Carey's PRESCRIPTION" Xo. 777. Standard for over two Renerations. Avoid langrs of serious complications. Druggists guarantee first bottle. Sure relief or money back. Tet it at Hafler Drug Co.. A. G. Luken Drug Co. and reliable druggists everywhere. Advertisement. yiGRAN! V Ladies' Shop We Specialize in Stout Sizes MHUfniwixwumtnitntimmmmiiittmim SHOE REPAIRING witn kock uaK learner win prolong 1 1 the life of your old shoes. Ask us. 1 1 s I DUSTY'S SHOE REBUILDER 11 1 11 N. 9th St. or 504 North 8th St. Ill "" """" IWMH.HIHUHI-iamMumuUMe-. QUALITY FOOTWEAR for Men, Women and Children SHOE STORE GOT AfAlY nmrnmrniHrnimiinitimmfimmtanniiiminuiuimiimunmittiiuifimHiiiti JOHN H. NIEWOEHNER S 3 S I Sanitary and Heating Engineer i i 819 S. G. St. Phone 1828

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ONE SURE THING One thing is true, when other things are lies the taxes rise, and higher still they rise. I view the past, the golden yesteryear, when twenty bones would make my record clear. Yea, twenty bucks would cover all my tax, and yet I yelled like forty-seven yaks. "The government," I used to sadly say,"just holds me up, and bears my wad away." A hundred bones, where once I coughed up ten, I now dig up for tax collecting men; assessors come and cinch my bottom plunk, this thing is true, though other things be bunk. And yet, perhaps, 1f taxes were to shrink, the land we love would soon be on the blink. We're paving roads, and building finer schools, and ornate jails to house bootlegging fools; the money goes, blown in with princely grace, to make the world a nobler, better place. If this is true it is not wise to roar because we're cinched far tighter than of yore. If this is true, we ehould be dead game sports and gladly help our colleges and court?, help build the jails and boost the football team, while banners float the eager eagles scream. Ons thing is true, when other things are lies if ther's no gas the motor always dies. In the last forty years more than 3.000 acres of the English coast has slipped into the sea. All Who Are Thin and Pale Need Father John's Medicine. Strength and weight lost during the winter should be made up in the spring. Father John's Medicine is just the thing to bring about this desi r e d chango for it is pure and contains just the e 1 e m e nts to j ' t V" ; make flesh and strength. Tt contains nor alcohol or dangerous drugs. Advertisement. The Miller-Kemper Co. "Everything to Build Anything" LUMBER MILLWORK BUILDERS' SUPPLIES - Phones 3247 and 3347 FOOTWEAR "Better for Less" FIVEL'S SHOE STORE 633 Main nmnmuiiumiiutiiitimiimmiMimtiiiiimtimmm i s TO TEST IS TO TASTE I TRACY'S COFFEE nmmtMitnnnmimMinimtttiirmHtfmtnm 1 1 Farmers' Nat'L Grain Assn. (Inc.) Dealers In High Grr.de Coal PHONE 2549 Office Room 302 K. of P. Bldg. pmmimmminiinnTtnititiii!niiitimrhmmuuittmminniimiHnninnnmmii 1 Dr. J. A. Thomson! Dentist I Murray Theatre Building I !ii "pen Mon., wed., bat. Evenings, s

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DIXIE FEEDS

Yon went what 7 ml pay for, don't youl Then refoM ubstitute tnnist on Pennine Dixie Feeds in th Elaa Shield Bags. You pay enough to got money -saving, result-producing feeds the kind that bear the Dlxi name, Sm that you set them. For instance, yon can raisa mora hicks this year by using DIXIE CHICK MASH nd DIXIE CHICK FEED -ths tested ration that contains dried buttermilk. Insist on having them. Feeding directions in every " Roberts Feed Distributors Richmond DIXIE MILLS CO, East St. Louis, III. . Maker als of Dixie Hone Sc. Mala Feed, 24 Protein Cow Feed. Hen Feed, Laying Mb, Heg Feed, Pig Meal and Ceif MeaL Keep the Children . Healthy See that they drink plenty of WAYNE DAIRY MILK. t -1 Wayne Dairy Products Co. S. 6th and A Sts. Phone 5233

Memories of Old Days

n i ms fnper Ten Year j Age Today JOSEPH TRIEVER, city mail carrier No. 8, who had been in the eervice since 1907, and carrier since 1908, left this city for Somerset, Pennslvanla, to take a position in Somerset the first of the month.' He was to take a position as clerk in the postoffice of that city. He traded places with Clerk Charles R. Stoddard, who came here as carrier of Route No. 8. Triever's feet had become injured by the long trips on his route, and the postoffice department secured the transfer between Trievers and Stoddard. The installation of a gyroscopic stabilizer on a cattle carrying vessel has been the means of saving $30,000 worth of live stock on a single- trip. BAD BREATH Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets Get at the Cause and Remove It.

Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel, act gently on the bowels and positively do the work. People afflicted with bad breath find quick relief through Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets. The pleasant, sug-ar-coated tablets are taken for bad breath by all who know them. 1 Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets act grently but firmly on the bowels and liver, stimulating: them to natural action, clearing the blood and gently purifying the entire system. They do that which dangerous calomel does without any of the bad after effects. All the benefits of nasty, sickening, griping cathartics are derived from Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets without griping, pain or any disagreeable effects. Dr. F. M. Edwards discovered tha formula after seventeen years of pracv tlce among patients afflicted Wittbowel and liver complaint, with the at-w,-tendant bad breath. Olive Tablets are purely a vegetable compound mixed with olive oil; you will know them by their olive color. Take one or two every night for a week and note the effect. 15c and 10c Advertisement.

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