Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 108, 6 May 1922 — Page 4
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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1922.
THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AinT) sun-telegram Published Every Evening Except Sunday by Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as Second-Class Mall Matter. MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not Otherwise credited in thf nannr and also the local
news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. The Senatorial Primary The victory of Beveridge over Senator New came as a distinct surprise to many in Indiana, who felt sure that New's splendid record in the senate, especially during the trying war period, would assure him a renomination. Beveridge, however, as the Chicago Tribune explains, has been campaigning for two years while New has been tied down by official duties at Washington, and, knowing the peculiar psychology of middle westerners, he has been making an appeal for votes largely on the grounds- of the ethics he has been preaching. New's war record hurt his chances with many Indiana voters of foreign descent. It has been
noticeable in Richmond as well as in all other
parts of the state that men who were openly proGerman before, and some during, the war, many
of them Democrats, were lined up solidly for Beveridge. While this does not necessarily indi
cate any understanding between Beveridge and the foreign forces that have been too powerful in American politics in the past, it does show that he benefited by being out of the political arena during the war. He has escaped the political animosities that men like New have had to shoulder while being loyal public servants to the country of their birth. Ralston's victory on the Democratic side of the primary was so overwhelming that it leaves little to be said. One opponent, Major Sanders, had a wet plank in his platform and polled a negligible vote. This would indicate that the Democratic electorate of Indiana considers the wet issue removed from politics in favor of the drys. Ralston served one term as governor of the state and proved to be rather a mediocre
executive. He is, however, an honest, level-, headed, matter of fact, man. i A campaign between Beveridge and Ralston for senatorial honors, from the standpoint of legislative ability and intellectual keenness, will be decided in favor of Beveridge. If Ralston gains strength, as has been stated in some quarters, because of the support Beveridge received
from pro-German quarters, it must be realized that that support in the past largely has been with the Democratic party and will be lacking to that side in this campaign. One is apt to offset the other. The administration will naturally support Beveridge's candidacy. Beveridge swore fealty
to President Harding during the primary cam
paign and there is no reason to believe the president will refuse to take him at his word. The campaign from this time hence will be a combination of upholding the record of the administration and those personal touches that only Beveridge knows how to interject into politics.
Rippling Rhymes By Walt Mason
Elliott's Clearcut VictoryRepresentative Elliott has won a clearcut victory in the face of the first opposition he has ever encountered in a primary since his election to office. It has been hard to understand what motives actuated the men who came out against
him in the recent primary campaign, unless it
THE VOLSTEAD LAW The -well known line I do not draw at Mr. Volstead's famous law. There may be momenta when I yearn for drinks that sizzle, smoke and burn, and jolt a man clear to his toes, perfume his breath and tint his nose; but when such longing comes to me, I quaff a bowl of boneset tea. I can't pour bitters in my craw without upsetting Volstead's law, and making Mr. Volstead feel a dark blue fantod in his heel. When serpents come and bite my legs, for something strong my being begs. My soul is sick and faint within; my nerves demand a dish of gin. For I've been taught that gins and ryes that venom dire will neutralize. But still I cry, "Far better croak than make the Volstead law a joke! Though cobras cobe and adders add, and bite me 'neath my liver pad, though copperheads- and rattlesnakes
shall fill me up with deadly aches, no vital statute shall I bust obeying
law's a sacred trust!" Is it beneath my vine and tree and drink nine quarts of boneset tea, and wash it dow nwith Wienerwurst, and lo, the venom is dispersed! And while I Bit here blyth and spry, the humbled snakes go off and die. I doubt if alcohol will hear a single ill that mortals feel. And if you'd drink it, you must saw, a stove length from the Volstead law.
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HOME TALENT PLAY AT FOUNTAIN CITY
FOUNTAIN CITY, Ind, May 6. "A Woman's Honor," will be given in the K. of P. hall at Fountain City Tuesday evening, May 9, at 8 o'clock, for the benefit of the G. A. R. Decoration day fund. A home talent play is given annually by the young people of the town under the direction of Mr. and Mrs. Forrest McGilliard. The play chosen this year is entirely different in character and setting from anything ever attempted before by the players. The cast is comprised of Mrs. McGilliard, Miss Faye Kein, Miss Edith Davis, Charles Cory, Robert Thomas, Howard Lovin and Forrest McGilliard. The Fountain City orchestra will lurnish the music.
Musings for the Evening
ing on all over Indiana for control of 'the Repub
lican organization between the Watson forces on one side and the Goodrich men on the other. Mr. Elliott has made an enviable record in congress for attending to his own business and trying to the best of his ability to represent the interests of his constituency. He has not been flashy, "brilliant," as his, opponents put it, but he has been steadily on the job as so many citiens over the district know from personal experi-
It is refreshing to find part at least of thci
electorate of Indiana grateful for the work of a public servant. Elliott's overwhelming victory at the polls Tuesday showed that the" voters of the Sixth district are mindful of his endeavors in their behalf. It is safe to look forward to a similar victory at the election in November.
Answers to Questions (Anv reader can pet the answer to any question fy writing The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederick J. Hask-
fer applies strictly to information. The bureau does not Rive advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research
0:1 any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents In stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the Inquirer. Q. Please publish a list of the cabinet members. D. V. H. A. President Harding's cabinet consists of the following members: Secretary of State, Charles E. Hughes; Secretary of Treasury, Andrew W. Mellon; Secretary of War, John W. Weeks; Attorney General. Harry M. Daugherty; Secretary of Navy, Edwin Denby; Postmaster General, Hubert Work; Secretary of Interior, Albert B. Fall: Secretary of Agriculture, Henry C. Wallace; Secretary of Commerce, Herbert C. Hoover; Secretary of Labor, James J. Davis. Q. How do the vessels of our navy get coal when they are on a cruise? N. F. A. Naval vessels may be coaled
from colliers; from coaling stations,!
feuch as those at San Juan, Porto Rico, ! Pearl Harbor, Hawaii; Pago Pago, Sa-1 moa; Cavite, near Manila, and Guam; j from coal "piles" which are maintained at several points in Alaska, or byj purchasing it wherever it may be i bought in case of emergency. Q. What Is the value in our money j of a "yen"? C. C. W. I A. On a normal basis of exchange! the Japanese yen is worth 49.8 cents.) Q. Is a special kind of coal required i for coking? M. D. U. j A. Coal from the Connellsville sec-1 tion in Pennsylvania, from the Poca-! hontas field in West Virginia and from the Colorado field is generally used for j
coking, but with the use of a byproduct oven it is possible to coke almost any kind if coal. Q. When does a thing that has been hot become cold? T. M. A. Cold is the relative want of heat, and there are no determinate boundaries between cold and heat. By a mere arbitrary distinction the degrees of a thermometer below the freezing point are sometimes called degrees of cold. Q. What amount was the greatest issued in federal reserve notes, and the greatest in circulation? A. N. F. A. The federal reserve board says that the total amount of federal reserve notes issued and the largest number in circulation at one time Is the same $3,755,246,000. The peak in circulation was reached December 23, 1920.
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EQUAL RIGHTS
Women now demand that equal
was a part of the hidden fight that has been go- j jig J. -n L
have to wear during the oppressive dog days? One low-necked sleeveless mosquito netting gown. One pair silk stockings. One pair slippers. That's all. What does a man wear during the said dog days? One coat. One vest. One pair trousers. One shirt with starched collar. One pair shoes. One union suit. One hat.
One pair suspenders. One belt. One necktie.
If he takes his coat off in a hot res
taurant he is thrown out If he takes his tight collar off, he's a rube. If he wore his trousers slit up to the knee he would be sent to the insane asylum.
Equal rights? Huh!
We looked over the list of questions put to a California murderer to decide whether he was insane. The article said an ordinary man, that is, a sane man, could answer them offhand in
one hundred seconds. We laid the
watch on the desk and tried them. It
took us exactly nine and one-half minutes. Has any one the train schedule to the asylum? i
Among the "Dont's" It might be well to mention: "Don't talk back to a gunman." Reciprocity with Canada is working nicely. They send us excitement in the way of hootch, and we send them the Stillman case.
TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can," "Take It," "Up"
I now have a radio receiving outfit In my library where I am entertained and inspired after a day or evening of work. I wish -and hope that the time will come when every home may "listen in. No greater agency for good and happiness has been invnted for centuries than these instruments that make1t pos-slble for the "shutins" as well as those who go to the farthermost parts of the earth, to enjoy music and instruction. It's so marvelous! Just to think that the sound of a breath is able to travel miles through the air. And a senator In Washington talks to "the folks back home" by way of the radio instrument and they hear his voice the Instant it is delivered to the ether. We little dream of many wonderful things yet to be revealed by the search of a man's mind into Nature and her secrets. But just now I am thinking of another kind of radio the sending out of beautiful suggestions and helpful messages by those who are helped by someone, though they have never seen that person. Today I received a beautifully written letter from one of the readers of these Talks, in which the writer referred me to many delightful writers, many of whom I had not read. No name was signed to the letter but I have appreciated its though tfulness and have greatly profited by its suggestions. I have read that messages sent by radio from the Catallna Islands for Los Angeles have been picked up in Australia! But here we are picking up great thoughts uttered centuries ago and still sending them to all points of the compass. My correspondent refers me to A. C. Benson's "Father Payne," and so do I refer you to his delightful writings, full of beauty and ease of expression. It is only as we drink in beauty and learn more about all that there is in life for each of us that we come really to live and take pleasure in work and service. And with Walt Whitman "You surely come back at last In things best known to you, Finding the best, or as good as the best, In folks nearest to you; finding The sweetest, strongest, happiness, Knowledge, not in another place, But this place Not for another hour, but this hour."
After Dinner Tricks
No. 10 To Make a Cola Lie Heats or Tails A coin la shakes between the bands and some one is asked to call heads or tails. Whichever he may choose will be revealed to him when the tipper hand la lifted. When the performer places the cola In his left hand at the start he notes which side is uppermost. In shaking the coin between his hands he holds the palma well together, bo that the coin does not turn over. Then, with the muscles of the lower hand he contrive to bring the coin on edge, a position wihch he maintains by pressing tightly with the palms. Whichever la chosen, heads or tails, makes no difference, for the performer has merely to let the coin fall in the proper direction when he removes the upper hand. Corvria. l$t, tm PubUo Ltdtr Cam
Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Years Age Today
Neighborhood Association Formed at School No. 13 Organization of a neighborhood association at district school No. 13 was completed Thursday evening under the supervision of Mrs. Roll Hamilton. Harry Niewoehner was elected president; Earl Commons, vice-president; Freda Hartman, secretary, and Esther Commons, treasurer. Committees were appointed for planning various activities for the association.
The new auto fire truck arrived In Richmond and was removed from the car and taken to No. 4 hose house to be kept until arrangements could be made to place it at the No. 2 department in the city building. The horse truck there was to be transferred to one of the other fire departments when the big auto chemical and hose wagon was placed at the city building. A skilled mechanician arrived in the city with the truck and placed it in condition for active service. It was taken out for a trial trip the first day.
The public water supply of Seattle, Wash., is obtained from the carefully patrolled Cedar river watershed, passed through a settling tank and screen chamber and chlorinated.
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He is well informed ABOUT the law. He is a graduate FROM Harvard. The party ARE divided. She gave me a RECEIPT for cake. SAY Jane is a better girl of THE TWO. He is well informed ON the law. He is a graduate OF Harvard. The party IS divided. She gave me a RECIPE for cake.
More than two-thirds of the people Of India are Hindus.
A second bid for fame has recently been made by a white Leghorn hen In Calgary, which laid an egg measuring 8 inches in circumference around the ends. The same hen laid an egg only slightly smaller one year ago, but In the Interval has produced only the ordinary sized eggs.
Who's Who in the Dav's News
After Dinner Stories An old darkey got up one night at a revival meeting and said: "Brudders an' sisters, you knows an' I knows dat I ain't been what I oughter been. Ise robbed henroosts and stole hawgs, an' tole lies, an' got drunk an' slashed folk3 wi' mah razor, an' shot craps, an' cussed an' swore; but I thank the Lord der's one thing I ain't nebber done: I ain't nebber lost mah religion." Only two were in the canoe and the raddles were not in use. so that we had our arms free for other purposes. And, being young and hardy and free and foolish, we used them. Suddenly a motorboat appeared. We started to paddle, and tried to appear nonchalant, but it was no use; we were caught and fined and severely reprimanded for fishing at night "Why were you not suspicious of that thief who grabbed a tray of diamonds and darted out of the door?" "He disarmed suspicion," said the jeweler. "Yes?" "Ha said he wanted to look at some
engagement rings and the fellow acted
the part so well he actuary stammerea and turned red."
At Pueblo. Colo., a red racer snake
attacked an automobile, biting and puncturing the tire.
Ben W. Hooper, former governor of Tennessee, is deep in his new duties as chairman of the United States railroad labor board. He was elected at a
recent session of the board. He succeeds R. M. Barton who had served two years since
the creation of the
body.
Hooper has been a member of the public group and
one of the best active members of the board. He is a native of Tennes
see, Newport being his birthplace. He
uaiion from Carson and Newman col lege, Jefferson City, Tenn., he engaged in the practice of law. He first attracted political attention while serv
ing two terms as a member of the
state house of representatives. From
1906-10 he was assistant district at
torney for the eastern district of his state. TEen he made a successful campaign for governor and held that
office two terms, from 1911-15. The
following year he wVm the nomination
for Republican senator.
The rail labor board, under Hooper's
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WANTED FURNACE SALESMAN ONE of Ohio's leading manufacturers of pipe and pipeless furnaces is about to open a direct factory branch in this city. They want a competent manager. He must have common sense and some sales ability, and if he is a practical furnace man, so much the better but this is not essential. We want a njan who knows this city and its people. No investment required. Here is a real opportunity for a man of character and energy. Please answer by letter giving full details about yourself. All letters held strictly confidential. Charles L. Burns 4300 Euclid Avenue Cleveland
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