Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 104, 2 May 1922 — Page 6

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;THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM ; aa'd sun-telegram ' Published Every Evening Except Sunday by Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building, - North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as Second-Class Mail Matter. : ; MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Ths Associated Press ts exclusively entitled to the use rfor republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not Otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. ;. Why Not Abide With Us?

"G. B. Chesterton tarried with

while and advised us of our sins of omission and .commission as a people. Dickens and Thackeray, long ago, flagellated us with benevolent v.tire," says the Cincinnati Enquirer. "Mrs. Asquith just has concluded mirroring our crudities and imperfections. Mrs. Astor is busy instruct

ing us wherein we have failed,

us to the Astorian way by which we possibly

.may attain social, political and

tion. ; ; "Strangely enough, these capable and charm

ing mentors are not willing to

the benighted wilderness through which we are groping toward the super-excellence of British institutions, concepts and ideals. Their metier

Answers to Questions (Any reader can fret the answer to sny question by writing The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederick J. Hask!n. director, "Washington. D. C. This offer applies strictly to Information. The bureau does not Rive advice on lesral, . medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents In stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the inquirer. r. p Q. What effect to moth halls have on an engine when used In gasoline to reduce carbon? J. D. A. The American Motor school .says that when used In proper proportion, moth balls do not harm the engine. One moth ball to ten grallons of gasoline is efficacious In reducing carbon and will not hurt the engine. Q. At what age can women vote in England ? D. E. W. A. In England the voting age for women Is ?0 years. ' Q. Is Hindustan In India? K. A. C. A. Hindustan, or Indostan, is another name for India, derived from the Persian form of the Sanskrit sinrihu, a river, and signifying "the land beyond the river," Q. What is Venice turpentine? L. O. P. A. Venice turpentine is oleo-resln obtained from the sap of the larch. This dries very Blowly. Q. How many elephants does It take to supply the ivory that Is used every year? O. E. T. A. From twelve to fifteen thousand elephants are killed annually to furnisV the world's Ivory supply. Q. How many Inventions are credj "ited to Thomas A. Edison, and what are the most important? E. Q. G ' A. Up until 1915 Thomas A Edison had received 977 patents. The most Important of his inventions are the nuadruplex telegraph, the phonograph, the carbon microphone, the carbon filaments for electric lamps, the klnetoscope and the nickel storage battery. , Q. When and where will the national rifle matches be held this year? O. E. A. Rules and regulations are now being formulated for the national rifle matches, which will be held from Sept. 2 to Sept. 28, at Camp Perry, Ohio. Q. Is the Indian population of the United States increasing or decreasing? Q. G. A.. Since 1903 the number of Indians has increased slowly but steadily. In that year there were 263,233, while in 1920 there were 336,337. Musings for the Evening It has long been our ambition to start, in this column, a department of interest to women touching upon beauty and domestic science. We have secured the services as editor of this department one who is not only an expert housekeeper but a great beauty as well. It took us nearly nine years of constant searching to find this combination. We will be glad to receive from our women readers contributions to this department. Our expert gives the following advice today How to Remove Freckles from Nose Hold nose in boiling water ten min-i utes. When skin has peeled off, freckle will be gone. ' Resort Hotel Macaroni Take one hundred feet of last year's garden hose and chop it up into short lengths. Boil four hours or longer if necessary. Pour melted cheese over top and serve .with pitchfork. If care is taken, one mess of macaroni will last several seasons. How to Make a Cozy Corner Buy up all the wheat on the Chicago board of trade, and you will have one of hrt coziest corners on earth. How to Get a Neat Figure Sue ,your husband for $10,000 alimony and win your suit. How to Make Soft Water Hard Set it in the ice-box and let it freeze. How to Have a Vegetable Garden Hvpnotize your husband and make him think he is digging for bait. Mending Stockings All women should darn their husband's socks, but under no condition should a perfect lady use any stronger language. Lady Astor notices little change in America. There are times when we notice very little too. In Jugo-Savia the congress is called the skupshtina. There are times when we feel we could call ours something worse than that, but we don't. - New York clergyman says "the people of the country are amusement mad " They certainly are mad after thev see some of the amusements. HE KSOWH W HEREOF HE SPEAK Tp Harper. 416 Navarre St.. San Antonio Texas, writes: "I consider Foley's HonJ'v and Tar absolutely the best "uh remedy on the market I know whereof "speak, having tried It In my Sh yit lW 'it was almost taj i resfant. I gave her a few doses of j whur8hH9wrtato s?eV S slept soundly the entire nignu ';p Advertisement.

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should abide amidst and serve us. How shall we

attain the heights of social, political or moral ; beatitude if these envisioned ministers remain

not with us? "Mrs. Astor, ful, capable, long

We have had to get along without her as best we could. For many reasons it is.impossible for all of us to assume the obligations of the higher quality of English citizenship. We, for many reasons, are tied to the land of Washington, Lincoln, Grant, Lee, Edison, Bell, the Wrights, Mrs. Stowe, Julia Ward Howe, Gertrude Atherton, Ida M. Tarbell and others who had not t the advantages of British environment. "But, with all our faults, infirmities and shortcomings as .a people and as a nation, we must go forward, humbly profiting by such advice and direction as may be vouchsafed to us from time to time by distinguished visitors who have rejoiced in the perfections of Britain. Our domestic problems are our own and we must work them out as best we may.. But perhaps the Lord will be good to us, erring though we may be, and keep us, Catholic, Protestant, Jew or pagan,

us for a little and is pointing moral redemp abide with us in steadfastly at the ter, nobler, freer tried to do." r'

TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can," "Take It," "Up" THE GENTLE RAIN m How like the circling arms of the lover are the falling bits of rain that touch the earth finding place on leaves and grass and touching with color and life the beautiful arrangements of Nature. Like pearls dropping into the bosoms of flowers. How soothing as they hit the window panes and roll to their nests in the ground, to be taken up as life-givers later In buds and bark. What a thing to watch, what a thing to listen to this gentle rain that touches the air with Its moisture, and perhaps crops up later in some falling stream or bubbling spring. How the grass greens under its fondling and what a spectacle of beauty when it has ceased and turned over Its task to the Sun to complete. We are prone to appreciate too little this great gift of Nature the gentle rain. If the rain sometimes seems sad it 13 only because it Is thinking. For in every drop there lives hope and promise. I have watched this gentle rain from a hidden cabin deep in the wild among mountains in the West. I luve sat in a tent beside a beautiful lake and watched it mingle its life with that of the waves. I have seen it crossed by rainbows, and have sat in my writing room, and heard its patter on the roof and walks outside. And every time I love its message of inspiration and encouragement. For the gentle rain has a voice all its own an almost silent language that is universal around the world. How much we can learn from the rain and its giver! All our benefits would amount to nothing without its gracious coming.

Who's Who in the Day's News SEN. SAMUEL M. SHORTRIDGE The recent Introduction of his bill providing for annual enrollment of all aliens and the payment by each of an annual fee for educational purposes, has drawn attention to Sen. Samuel M. Shortridge of California. Shortridge proposes $24 as the amount of the fee to be used s in Instructing the aliens in citizenship and improving their education. The senator's bill also provides for the codifying of all natur a liz ation laws. Shortridge was born in Mount Samuel suoktuosb Pleasant, Henry county, Iowa. Later the Shortridge family moved to Oregon and still later to California. Which indicates that Shortridge early gained considerable knowledge of the west and conditions there. He arrived in the Sunset state in 1876, settling in San Jose. He is 59 years old, having been born Aug. 3, 1861. He has been interested in Republican politics for many years and his law offices In San Francisco. He defeated Senator Phelan In a torrid campaign in the elections two years ago. After Dinner Stories Two negro quartermaster privates were standing on Trafalgar Square, a few weeks before the armistice, as a battalion of Scotch Highlanders passed. They watched the column approach without a word of comment, so great was their amazement at a Scotch soldier's uniform. After the battalion passed, one negro turned to the other and said: , "Nigger, what wuz dat?" "I dunno, lesting they wuz sojers." "What gits me is dis, dey wan't men, 'cause dey was wearin' skirts, an' dey ain't wimmen, "cause dey had whiskers." The other negroe's face brightened, , then he said: "You is a po' fool: Course dey wan t men, an dey wan t wimmen. Dey wuz one of dem Middlesex regiments we done heard so much about." Werk's Tag Soap ideal for hard water. Advertisement. She Refused Him "I was engaged to the prettiest little doll In Indiana, but my stomach and liver trouble had made me so grouchy that she broke it off. I tried all kinds of medicine and doctors and got no relief. The gas blew me up like a porcupine and I had awful colic attacks. Finally I heard of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy and it has certainly fixed me up fine. I am now as good as ever." It is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the catarrhal mucus from the intestinal tract and allays the inflammation which causes practically all stomach, liver and intestinal ail ments, including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. Clem Thistlethwaite's 7 drug stores, A. G. Luken Drug Co. and druggists! everywhere. Advertisement. tnwmuwwiBwmiwwMiwiHwwmMmHttwwiwitiHii iwutmramninwi tamrt W. Virginia and Pocahontas I COAL I j Independent Ice and Fuel Company

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us and pray for us, when they, for instance, charming, grace ago rejected our citizenship. task of making America a bet land, just as we always have .J After Dinner Tricks Vo. 171 The Knot That Is Not A handkerchief is tied in a single knot. By merely drawing on the end the knot disappears. This trick is very deceptive, as the knot is tied in an apparently genuine manner. The exact movements arc shown by the diagram. Hold one end of the hankerchief in the fingers of your left hand. The Important secret lies in bringing the loose end of the handkerchief over the back of the left hand. By this process the handkerchief Is held in place while the free end is pushed through the loop from the front, and not from the back as normally executed. When the hands pull on the ends the left hand comes out through the loop and the cloth is untied. Copyrieltt, Hit. tv Public Ledger Comsany Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Year Age Today The high school debating team,, consisting of Harry Wooley, Bertha Walterman, Howard Messick, with Lester Turner as alternate, left for Anderson where they were to debate with the team from the Anderson high school. The subject was to be, "Resolved, That the recall is practicable in cities and towns of Indiana." The Richmond team had the negative side of the question. Valuable new drug plants have been found by explorers in the Amazon river basin. ITCHING ECZEMA DRIED RIGHT UP WITH SULPHUR Any breaking out of the skin, even fiery, itching eczema, can be quickly overcome by applying a little Men-tho-Sulphur, says a noted skin specialist. Because of its germ destroying properties, this sulphur preparation instantly brings ease from skin irritation, soothes and heals the eczema right up and leaves the skin clear and smooth. It seldom fail3 to relieve the torment and disfigurement, ' Sufferers from skin trouble should get a little jar of Mentho-Sulphur from any good druggist and use it like a cold cream. Advertisement. If your visIon is failing, try our glasses. Optometrist Richmond Clara M. Sweltzer, 1002 Main St. For your next meal, use Richmond Rose Brand MEATS and LARD Prepared by STOLLE & SONS

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IF YOUR. MOTHER . HAP To. GO To VAJORKPARK', STUP-FV AU. DAY Rippling Rhymes By Walt Mason ANCIENT PHILOSOPHERS I care not much for those wise hirds, those famed and mighty sages, who handed out such, weighty words they've thundered down the ages. In old Greek gardens once they sat, and lectured to their classes, on this philosophy or that, as proper for the masses. And while they Jawed the eager hicks who paid their hard-earn ed nickels, the farmers plowed with croked sticks, and reaped their hay with sickles. Oh, any old hewhiskered gent much logic could deliver, hut there was no one to invent a shotgun or a flivver. No screens were on the windows then, to make life calm and sweeter, and all night long the wise old men would swat the hug and ckeeter. These wise old fellows never thought of any sane invention, and bughouse things were all they taught, and all they deigned to mention. While they were spieling of the gods and of Olympian scandals, they might have garnered decent wads inventing tallow candles. Oh, all their faculties they put on tales of gods and dragons, and men were drilling round on foot because they had no wagons. The wise men of these stirring days don't sit around in gardens, and talk to little Willie Grays and little Dollie Vardens; they take a long white sheet of tin, some bolts of steel or copper, and make an auto that will spin when gas is in its hopper. Lessons in Correct English DON'T SAY: He LOVES apples. His DEVOTION could not be doubted. He swore FAITHFULNESS to his He wrote a DISTINCT account ot the affair. It is CLEAR that you are right. SAY: He LIKES annles. His LOYALTY could not be doubted. He swore ALLEGIANCE to his country. He wrote a LUCID account of the affair. It is OBVIOUS that you are right." The term "a man of straw" comes to us from the time when there was a class of persons who attended the law courts prepared to give evidence in any cause to any effect for a consideration. To indicate their nrofps. sion they wore wisps of straw in their Fhoes. GIRLS! LEMONS BLEACH SKIN WHITE Squeeze th& juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of Orchard White, which any drug store will supply for a few cents, shake well, and you have a quarter pint of harmless and delightful lemon bleach. Massage this sweetly fragrant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day, then shortly note the beauty and whiteness of your skin. Famous stage beauties use this lemon lotion to bleach and bring that soft, clear, rosy-white complexion, also as a freckle, sunburn and tan bleach because it doesn't irritate. Advertisement. I PH'MllMiillilniiiHMiMiiiiiimiHiniininniiiiuiiniiHiiiuiwnmniiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiii. oArtTY FOR SAVINGS I r-LUi SI 5 r-1 W I 6 o interest i DICKINSON TRUST COMPANY i I "The Home For Savings" liaiumiinmttuiitttniuiiiiiifitiuiituHiHtiumiiiFiuHHtiiiiiiiuiuHiiinmii:

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