Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 81, 5 April 1922 — Page 6
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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5, 1922.
THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM
AND SUN-TELEGRAM
Published Every Evening Except Sunday by
Palladium ifinting uo. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as Second-Class Mail Matter. " MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Pre-ss Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. Maintain the Conference Navy The Washington conference had as its purpose the limitation of naval strength to such a point that the economic happiness of the great maritime nations would not be crippled by the
heavy expenditures involved in maintaining na
val armaments and of increasing them to meet the competition of the powers.
The whole theory of the conference was to provide an international agreement whereby the
nations would save money and avoid trouble.
This idea was expressed in the 5-5-3 ratio for the
United States, Great Britain and Japan. .
The people of the United States believe they
have a "5" ratio, and seemingly are unaware that
an effort is on foot to reduce our ration below a "3" ration.
The Chicago Tribune comments as follows on
the folly of the little navy men:
"There are little navy men in congress, and
in the house of representatives they are strong and influential, who insist that the United States shall throw away the advantages it has gained.
It is apparent to any sensible man that when
competition in the building of battleships ha3
been stopped it begins more acutely in the manning of ships, in the training of men, and in the development of auxiliaries. "The little navy men, going against all reason and prudence, want to reduce the navy personnel to such an extent that the men will not be effectively trained and the ships cannot be effectively handled. t
If the American representatives in the
Washington conference had agreed to weaken the navy in this fashion with respect to the British and Japanese navies, they would have been condemned as men who had sold out their country.
It would have defeated the work of the confer
ence. The senate would not have ratified any of the agreements, and in such case the senate
would have been right.
"Now it is proposed that congress shall do this evil thing. It is preposterous and ruinous
that it is beyond comprehension."
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Answers to Questions1 ( Any reader can ret the answer to nv question bv writing The Palladium Information Bureau, Frederick J. Hasktn. director. Washington. D. C. This offer applies strictly to information. The bureau does not jrlve advice on lepral, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose, two cents In stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the Inquirer.) Q. In the reports of "Wall street brokerage firms going to the wall, the announcement is made that the probable cause was "bucketing orders." What does this mean?-0. E. K. A. The word "bucketing" is derived from "bucket shops." Bucket shops are run by irresponsible brokers, not members of any stock exchange, and do a marginal business upon one dollar a share and upwards. As a matter
of fact, in the case ofa bucket shop, the stock itself is usually not purchased or sold for the customer. When an order has gone through the machinery of a bucket shop and been accepted by the same, theoretically executed, it has been "bucketed." No actual purchase or sale takes place, the broker must pay losses if the customer has guessed the right way, and vice versa if the opposite. "Bucketed" is used to denote the handling by a legitimate stock exchange broker of his customer's accounts on bucket shop methods. Q. Are fish scales of any use commercially? R. J. A. Great quantities of fish scales are used in making artificial pearls. Q. What does the slang term "a quarter horse" mean? P. R. K. A. A "quarter horse" is a term applied to an individual who can make spectacular records, but can not be relied upon for a good steady pace in his undertakings. The term was orig
inally used on the race course, meaning a horse in a race who was capable of terrific speed for a short distance, such as one-quarter of a mile and who ended the other three-quarters of the mile at greatly reduced speed. Q. When was Washington's birthday first celebrated? W. W. B. - A. The first recorded celebration of Washington's birthday occurred In Richmond, Va., in 1782. It was celebrated there and in other places until in 1793 it was generally adopjted. : Q. Why Is the new wireless called radiograph? J. V. N. ; A. The word radiograph was coined because radio is an abbreviation for radiation and the radiograph is the instrument for radiating electric energy through air. Q. Is there a Mohammedan church in the United States? R, C.
A. A Moslem Mosque has been built in Highland Park, Mich. The first magazine for Islam, the "Moslem Sunrise," is published there, and the first Moslem Missioner to America, Mufti Muharampd Sadiq has his headquarters there.
TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams. Author of "You Can." "Take It." "Up" THINGS WE ALL CRAVE It would be interesting to read the replies of a hundred thousand people as to the one thing they most desired. WTiat do you guess It would be? On first thought, you will probably say, "Plenty of money.'' But that is not what the majority of people want at all. Money Is only one of the essentials, like air and water, with this exception that you have to work for money whereas water and air are free. Money, however. Is only one of the round about ways to happiness. It isn't the direct route at all. One of the first things that the human heart craves Is respectful recognition. To be looked at, listened to, and associated with on terms of thorough human understanding. On such a basis only is it possible for lore to find its way, for expression to enlarge, and for a man to take his proer place as a leader or dignified follower. We resent the attributing to us of characteristics and virtues or vices which do not honestly belong to us. We want to be known as we are, without any subtracting or adding to. And we want a chance to be all of which we are capable. It's the simple things that appeal to us not those full of misleading meanings. But we want to be applauded when we do a task that is worthy. So that we may do the next one just a little better! Everyone craves love, understanding and appreciation. And these great gifts do not come because of money, fame or possession of any kind that is material. They aTe really Just the human longings of us all. To get these things that we so much crave, however, I believe that, we must make ourselves into receptive personalities by no means keeping to ourselves that which has enriched us and made us happy.
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JOHN F. HYLAN Political observers see in a recent speech delivered by Mayor John F. Hylan of New York a bid for the Democratic nomination for the presidential
After Dinner Stories : A little girl was entertaining a caller "until her mother should appear. She noticed the caller's eye wander to a switch on the mantel. "We keep that switch for our little doc," volunteered the child. - "Really, and where is your little doc," inquired the visitor. ; "We haven't bought it yet," the little girl answered. Many employers believe that a workman can vivify the routine of his labor
,by visualizing the complete contribution to civilization made possible by Ms seeniinely unimportant task. To ill ust rat? tlw spirit which they are frying to develop, E. K. Hall, vice president of the American Telephone and Telegraph company, recently told the 'Academy of Political Science the story of the third stone cutter a story old, but timely Just at present. . Three stone cutters were working on a stone. A stranger asked the first what he was doing. ; "I'm working for f 7.50 a day," he ..replied. , "And you?" the stranger asked the second. 'i "I'm cutting his stone," growled the laborer. " y. "When the question was put to the third stone cutter, he answered, "I'm building a cathedral."
race in 1924. In
the speech, delivered la Chicago, Hylan stated his views on the fourpower treaty, the league of nations, the bonus, the tariff and other national issues. Hylan has been mayor of New York since January 1918. His re-election last fall occurred after one of the bitterest
JOHN fi HYLAN thQ hlstory of the metropolis. The mayor was born on a farm at Hunter, Green county. New York, 64
years ago. He lost his parents at an
early age. He was educated in the public schools and at the New York law school. He began the practice of law in Brooklyn in 1897. It was not until 1905 that he sought political attention. That year he ran for municipal Judge. Ho became city magistrate in 1906 and held that position until 1914, when he was appointed Judge of the county court. He was elected to that office in the following year.
Musings for the Evening PASTORALE Helgho! good shepherd, hast thou seen My dearest love, my faery queen? Methinks so lightly she did pas3 Her step ne'er bent the wondering grass. What! thou hast not a faery seen. But a wandering maid of mortal birth. Whose tiny feet deep imprints made In the patient breast of mother earth? Ah, well-a-day, good friend, I yield Thy homely wisdom's better part; x Mayhap the queen I love and know 1 Lives but within my lonely heart. W. S. Crolly. Scientists say there are fourteen fundamental movements. Tush! There are more than that in Jazz alone. Charles XJnheavy of Grand Rapids, Mich., ought to be some sort of lightweightchampion, we would say. Philadelphia jury returned a halfpint of evidence and couldn't agree. Should have given them at least a quart.
No. 134 String Throush Handkerchief Two cords are held together, and a handkerchief Is tied about them at tbo center. The four ends of the cords are he'd by different persons, and at the command to pull the cords are drawn right through the handkerchief. A loop of thread was previously tied about the cords at the center, but Its presence was kept secret. Just before tying the handkerchief, the cords were arranged as illustrated, so, instead of two cords passing through the knot, as supposed, each cord comes into the 1-not and returns. When all four persons pull, the loop of thread is broken and the handkerchief drops from the cords. Copyright, Hit, by Public Ledger Company
labor not, and bear no yoke; we used to hang such birds as these, long since.
when Justice was no Joke. But now there's no such doom as that for those
who butcher fellow guy3; the gloomy hangman's growing fat for lack of wel
come exercise. The murderers arc borne to Jail when first their crimes have made us stare, and there's soma
piffle, flat and stale, about the gallown
or the chair. And then we turn our
thoughts away, to other grafts, the coin we chase; and on the street, some pleasant day, we meet the killers face to face. They've been paroled cr par
doned out, some witness flunked, some juror died; some enterprising legal scout has found a loophole, big and
wide. And thus our modern justice
runs where It's concerned with slayer skates; they're going now to purchase guns to kill some other delegates.
LARGE ODD FELLOWS'
GATHERING EXPECTED IN. COLUMBUS, OHIO
Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Years Ago Today
the wrong place. Handsome, cheerful, kind and even-tempered, he loved her. He married her. He became morose, suspicious and unhappy. He aged visibly. What would happen had he met the right woman? Marcel Stelnbrugge.
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Lessons in Correct English DON'T say: I plan ON going to Chicago. I beg to submit my report. He was one of those pioneers who LOCATED in Kentucky. The automobile is one of those vehides that IS expensive.
He is one of those Methodists who
BELIEVES in immersion. -
SAY: I plan going to Chicago. I beg LEAVE to submit my report. He was one of those pioneers who
SETTLED in Kentucky.
The automobile is one of those ve
hides that ARE expensive.
He is one of those Methodists who
BELIEVE In immersion.
Ankle-length skirts are now the vogue, but how long is an ankle? We know spring is here because the price of vegetables Is going up.
Rippling Rhymes By Walt Mason
THE SLAYERS . The murderers, in countless scores, are loafing in a hundred jails, all hoping that the prison doors will open when their luck prevails. No doubt they think the law is rank that jails them, even for a time, for pulling off some playful prank, like murder, cr a kindred crime. In cozy cells te slayers sit; and all around them quiet reigns; red-handed ladies calmly knit nnd gory gents make horsehair chains.
Thpv toil around in gilded ease, they
He was tall and vigorous. His presence was elegant and he was a gentleman. He was truly an enticing man and his youthful exuberance made him worshipped by women. He met her the wrong woman in
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County Treasurer Albertson received
notice from .the state treasury order
ing him to forward 25 per cent of the county funds then on hand to the state
treasury. The order was made, it is understood, because the state coffers contained but little at the time and it was imperative that money be secured from the various counties. At this time, three days after the last snow, the sprinkling wagons were busy on Main street, trying' to allay the clouls of dust which ruined easter "lids" and tempers.
GIRL CRUSHED TO DEATH MT. VERNON, Ind., April 5. The 3-year-old daughter of Joseph Vail, a farmer living near here, was killed when a wagon loaded with gravel and driven by an employe of her'father, crushed her body. The child had attempted to climb upon the wagon and fell.
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(By Associated Press) ' COLUMBUS, Ohio, April 5. The biggest gathering of Odd Fellows in the history of Ohio, and one of the greatest In the country Is the way offi
cials of local lodges describe the jubilee celebration of the 103rd founding of the fraternity here April 26. It is
expected 25,000 members of the order will be in the city that day. Distinguished members of the lodge from this country and Canada are to be present. President Harding and Attorney General Daugherty have
been invited. Two of the highest offi
cials In Odd Fellowship will be here, General George M. Hermiston of Toronto, commanding the Patriarchs Militant of the World, and Judge Lucian J. Eastin, of St. Joseph, Mo., the grand sire. The program for the day consists of a reception in the morning, a twilight
parade, and initiatory exercises in the
evening in the coliseum at the state fair grounds. There are 730 lodges
in the state and a membership of
103,000.
MARION IS TO HAVE TOURISTS' PARK THIS YEAR (By Associated Press) MARION, Ind., April 5. Marion Is to have a tourists' park, it has been announced. According to Wood Bran
don, chairman of the park board, the tract of land which is situated at the west end of the Highland avenue bridge in North Marion, and east of the car tracks along the river will be ready for tourists.
Women of the Philippines number
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A Japanese contractor Is employing
women instead of a steam engine to
operate a pile driver.
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