Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 63, 15 March 1922 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND., WEDNESDAY, MAR. 15, 1922.

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM Published Eveny Evening Except . Sunday by Palladium Printing Co. . Palladium Building:. North Ninth ' and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as : : . Second-Class Mall Matter. , ' MEMBEH OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ' Th Annotated Pi-am Is exclusively entitlM to the as for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published hweln. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. - - Where the American Home Leads .. . , - -.'" . The American home is unexcelled anywhere for the comforts and conveniences which it offers to the members of the family: who habitate it. Few of us appreciate the helpf ul environment of the "average"" Americattn,.hpine.'yTh6iewho have had the opportunity of visiting a foreign country soon 'realize how ; far ahead of them we are in this respects Take-the telephone, for instance. In the United States there is a telephone for eight persons. Europe has one for every 100 persons. Few homes in America, rural or urban, that lack this convenience of quick communication for social and business purposes. The telephone has become a necessity in the American household.

Other time and labor saving devices of the

-v --- i. - - r " ' . household economy are just as impressive. Com

pare the number, of washing machines, cooking

ranges, sweepers, electric and gas burners and lights, the infinitely large number of electrical devices of all kinds, the kitchen cabinets, cleans

ing utensils and the scores of other devices found in American homes with those to be found in the average European home, and you will be forced to conclude that much has been done

here to make life pleasant and to surround us

with conditions which should enable us to lead: hygenic lives.

The very large number of the labor-saving blessings of the average American home is responsible for the dissatisfaction we sometimes find there. If the members of the household had to suffer, some of the inconveniences which their grandfathers and grandmothers endured, they would learn to be thankful for the many things which the inventive genius has done for their comfort and happiness. It is very easy to underestimate a blessing or to ignore it. Americans as a whole ought to be the most optimistic and thankful people in the world. Providence has blessed us beyond that of any people in the history of the world. No country can compare with ours in natural resources, healthful climate, and the myriad of mechanical devices to lighten labor and provide us with amusement and recreation. More of us should let this blessing permeate our lives, manifesting it by a spirit of thankful appreciation and mutual helpfulness. The drab and drear should have ifo place in the American home because neither natural environment1 nor other conditions create such an atmosphere. If every one would make a little inventory some day of the many factors that contribute to make his life worth living, he would be surprised at the astoundinly long list which would greet his eyes. We forget or ignore the things that make our environment infinitely to be preferred to that of other countries. Many a European would consider himself a prince if he had running water in his home, a sewing machine, a telephone, a sweeper, and the many other things which we use daily without considering their advantages and benefits in improving the standard of our living and giving us more time for the improvement of our mental and spiritual qualities.

Musings for the Evening pr. Bridges, the poet laureate, of England, refused to write a poem on the war, which was probably not of j sufficient importance. He hadn't con-!

tributed a poem to the gayety of nations from the war period up "to the time of Princess Mary's wedding. If he was waiting Tor a Chance, here was one. The rhyming possibilities presented by the average wedding are without limit. "Groom" and "gloom," "bride"

and cried," "given and "heaven," I

"honeymoon" and "spoon," "dapper and "flapper," oh, there are thousands of them. This, indeed, was" a chance for the doc to wake up and jhoot some very high-class poetry out onto the sound waves for a million, radiophone ans - to grab and digest. He might have manufactured nine or ten gallons of good poetry on this one wedding, which we are told is quite an event for those members of the nobility who succeeded In getting their ducal robes out of the pawnshops in time. In fact somebody mentioned this opportunity to the laureate, but he sulked in his tent. The divine inspiration did not strike him. He wrote and will write nothing about this marriage. Apparently he doesn't "approve of it. There is only one just punishment for doc. the poet laureate, for this dereliction - of duty. He ought - to-be forced to' trade places with some American column conductor for one week. In order to- trade - back . he would be willing to laureate eighteen hours a day and write up everything from Earl Craven's cork leg to Lloyd Xleorge's haircut.

TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams. Author of "You Can." "Take It," "Up" THE SKYAT NIGHT Every time I come across an unusually conceited man I say to myself: "He ought to go out tonight and look Into the face of the stars for an hour and if he has any sense at all, he will go to bed humbled and with thoughts on his mind outside his little self." - All of us grow altogether too wise in our own eyes at times. We need simple bigness to bring us back home. Last night I stood for an hour or so looking at the stars. The stars, nestling in their sparkling stillness, seemed to vie with each other to gain my attention. There Was that marvelous "Milky Way" spreading across the heavens like a soft, silk belt in its path enough wonder to keep a whole race of wise men busy studying and speculating for a billion years. And then there were the great, prominent stars that seemed fairly to blink at me from their majestic settings in the sky. Who put them there? How long have they been shining? What do they thing of us, looking up at them so helplessly? Who cannot feel the force of the poet-singer of the Bible when, on looking into the Heavens, he uttered: "What is jnan that Thou art mindful of him or the son of man that Thou visiteth him?" There I stood before that incomparable sight billions of stars hovering above me like a netted canopy and just like one of the little grains of sand that rolled in and out from the shore before me. If you are in doubt about the existence of a God, stand before the sky at night and think while you look. The trouble is that we know so very little that the great creations of this world blind us much of the time. But out from the sky at night rolls the message of the ages to believe, to have faith, to partake of the freedom that rightfully belongs to us, to be just, to be kind, to think of others and to make this world a better and more beautiful place in which to live and love and learn.

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their lives are tame, they'll tell you of a checker game that lasted seven years, with final honors yet to win and they can't see why you should grin, nor understand your sneers. Gay alecks from the crowded marts stop there for gas to run their carts, and gaze with high disdain; to live in such a burg, they've said, when there are towns that are not dead, is neither safe nor sane. But Pruneville people, in their way, seem cheerful, jubilant and gay, despite the city's jeers; in their old age they're hale and spry, they laugh and sleep and selddm die at less than five score years.

No. 119 Knocking Coin Through Hand A coin is apparently driven through the back of the hand. Spin a coin in the air with the right hand several times, each time catchinz

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spin the coin straight upward, bold the left hand, loosely open, just below the right. As the coin comes down let it go past the right, into the left, immediately closing the right hand as though it held the coin. , Close the left hand and hold it back upward. Slap the right hand on the back of the left. When you lift the right hand the coin, which every one thought was in the right hand, has gone. Open the left hand showing how you drove the coiu right through the back of the hand. CopvrieAt. I9SS, ty Publio Idatr Company

Mr - Hoover o.an not stir ud much

excitement over his impending coal! strike. That old war stuff is not start-1

iing, and, anyhow,' there always is a jroal strike impending. J John D., Jr., says It is hard to give way millions. We have always found it so. ,. , ' . . v . - - I The time may come when the ultimate consumers will form a union and go on strike. -

Answers to Questions (Any rafliir cn pt the answer to nv question by writing The Palladium Information P.urpau, Frederick J. HaskIn. dlreotor, Washington,. D. C. This offr applies strictly to Information.- Th bureau doe$ not Rive, advice on 'legal, medical and financial mattens. It does ;iot attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive .research n any subject. V7rlta your question .plainly and briefly. Give full name and sddress and enclose two cents in stamps for return postal" All replies are sent direct to the Inquirer.) ; Q. : How does the New York clearing house operate? M. K. J A. .The operations of the New York Hearing house are exactly the same in Jirinciple-a? 'those of a bank clearing ihouse. whh'the exception that stock Xertiflcates are exchanged (cleared)

instead of checks and drafts. A sheet is made out by each member and presented to the clearing house every iay before 7 p. m. "On one side is entered the list of stocks to be delivered find their full market value, and on the other, side is entered the list of

stocks to be received and their full 'market, value. Q. , Do wire performers use a round "wire or a flat wire? J. R. ! A. The; stage manager of a local 'vaudeville house says that slack wire or tight wire artists never use flat wire ,for stage performances. Q. How many Catholic bishops and priests are there in the United States? ; M. D. ' A. There are 93 Roman Catholic .bishops in the United States and 21,019 clergy. Including bishops. I Q. Were former President and Mrs. 'Talf the first to celebrate their silver .wedding at the White House? G. W. tH. : A.Prasldent an (i Mrs. Hayes were "the first to celebrate a silver wedding anniversary in the executive mansion. " Q. Is jthe quotation "Comparisons

are odorous" to be found Jn Shakespeare? W. B. S. A. The old proverb, "Comparisons are odious" was used in "Much Ado About Nothing," where, in act 3, Shakespeare caused Dogberry to misquote it and say "Comparisons are odorous." Q. How does the weight of the largest elephant compare with that of the largest horse? F. C. A. The Bureau of Animal Industry says that there are some Belgian horses that weigh as much as three tons. It is believed that the largest elephant in this country is the one at the Buffalo zoo, which is estimated to weigh about five tons. . i r vv u-bat namft did Georee Wash

ington address Martha Washington? D. R, A. a Patsv wnj the name often used

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to make its appearance in Richmond since the twentieth of January was reported. Mary, the seven-year-old daughter of Mr .and Mrs. Otto Sprong, 21 North Twentieth strete being ill with scarlet fever. .

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GERHARD A. BADING ' Gerhard A. Bading, twice mayor of Milwaukee, physician, ex-army officer, sanitary expert and globe-trotter, is the new American minister to Ecua

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was retired with the rank of major. Bading is Milwaukee horn and bred. He is the son of a Lutheran clergyman, the Rev. John Bading. The envoy-designate has traveled extensively in Pan and South American countries. Both he and his wife speak Spanish fluently. Bading Is a Republican.

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After Dinner Stories "Henry," said Mrs Peckton, "there are times when I believe you regret that you ever married me." "Say not so, my love," replied Mr. Peckton, gloomily. "Nevertheless, I can't help remembering that the train

I was to have taken to keep an engagement with you and: a preacher at a church was wrecked. Had I reached the station five minutes sooner ah, little woman who knows where I would be today?" "You don't seem to have any difficulty getting your sermons printed in the paper," said one minister to the other. "No. The trick is easv. All Thave

to do is to find out what a newspaper wants me to say and then I say it The next day they uspe the front page to let people know that I said it."

"If you write verses advertising soup, soap and cosmetics you'll never be known as one of the immortals." "Probably not," said the commercial bard. "Neither will posterity write indignant letters to the press because the present generation nermittpd mp

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Not only the lines, but also the music, dances, costumes and scenic effects were originated and composed by students, working under the direction of Charles Hays, veteran stage manager at the state university. The big musical revue centered about the historic Jordan river, which flows through the university campus.

and dealt with the travels of six super-

sleuths through orient and Occident in search of a young woman who had run away from home leaving only the meager information for her parenis that she was going to college "where the Jordan river flows." The proceeds from the play, amounting to more than $600, were turned over to the Indiana university million dollar memorial fund. Miss Monarch played the part of the soubrette.

PLYMOUTH HAPPY NOW; CAN HAVE SUNDAY MOVIES PLYMOUTH, Mich.. March 15. More than half the residents of Plymouth "can hardly wait until Sunday," on which they may enjoy attending the city's only motion picture theatre, following defeat In an election Tuesday of an ordinance that would have prohibited Sunday theatre performances.

U. S. SENATOR'S WIFE DIES ORLANDO, Fla., March 15. Mrs. Park Trammell, wife of the junior LTnited States senator from this state, died last night. Mrs. Trammell man

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THE QUIET VILLAGE In Pruneville, when the clocks strike nine, the lights go out along the line, the streets are dark and bare; and moral citizens, at that, wind up the clock, turn out the cat, and to the hay repair. At times the citizens will go to see a helpful movie show that some

great truth expounds, or when a lec

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In University Revue BLOOMINGTON, Ind., March 15. Miss Boneta Monarch, of Richmond.

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Seventy-five fellow students of Mies Monarch were included in the ca&t.

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