Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 92, Number 5, 6 January 1922 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM

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ior republication or all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. . , Proving Confidence The absorption of the Port Dearborn banks of Chicago by the Continental and Commercial banks hardly caused a riffle in ther financial circles of that city. .Big bankers of Chicago and the Middle West were surprised at the "calm demeanor of the depositors and of the public. A great financial crisis in the Middle West

was averted by the action of the

Continental and Commercial banks in taking over . the Fort Dearborn banks, but it caused no

perceptible disturbance. The public knew that one of

, situations in the banking history of Chicago and the Middle West existed, but it relied on the in

tegrity of the bankers and believed their word. This confidence of the public is praiseworthy,

Musings for the Evening Stay Home, Jerome Jerome Napoleon Bonaparte Would have a fairly ambitious start" Upon the road to eternal fame. Wearing a most historic name, If he'd be yanked from the social Ehelf ' , (Direct relation of Nay himself, That nineteen century bugaboo, Who kicked the bucket at Waterloo), And would accept the Albanian throne With a crown and scepter all his own. A prince of Gotham society, With due regard to propriety, Might well be changed to a Balkan king With a rhinestone lid and everything. A young Park avenue man of parts. Well versed in politics and the arts, A diplomat of high degree, x He'd knock them dizzy across the sea For one who has gained New York success, To be a king is a cinch, we guess. Mis name belongs to the regal chart Jerome Napolton Bonapart, Natives would drop their liverwurst And yell: "Hooray for Jerome the First!" They'd greet him with an admiring shout And wonder what it was all about. And go on milking their mountain goats And manicuring their pigs and shoats. And trimming the tourists out of hand Who came from their monarch's native land. They'd not refuse to accept the chink Oi fellow-citizens of their kink. They'd serenade up on spaghet and beans, ' The gastronomical mania Of all the cooks in Albanla. There'd be no opera, not a Ritz, Xo nobby tailor with swagger fits. The population they brag of there Could all be herded in Union Square. They've not advanced to a point, as yet, To, boast of a "younger married set. For the Adriatic", you'll never start, Jerome Napoleon Bonaparte. Lisrht travels rapidly, but they are building some of the movie theatres so large now that a man in a back seat doesn't see he picture until five minutes after it is flashed on the screen Undecided An eastern health expert is urging that we adopt the European method of greeting embracing each other instead of shaking hands. He says that handshaking is dangerous to life. We might be willing to compromise with 1he gentleman let those of like sex shake hands and those of opposite sex embrace. Still, we do'no. That would require taking to the woods pretty often. Our Friend Mary Again Mary had a little lamb. Its face was white as snow, And every place that Mary went The lamb was sure to go. It carried home the butcher meat, The sugar and the tea Mary was the missus, And the little lamb was me. A. Deuchars. The difference between a lowbrow and a highbrow i3 about $100 a week in favor of the former. There's many a slip twixt the hip and the lip. After Dinner. Stories -You cannot see the force of advertising, but you can feel it, said Ernest C Hastings, managing editor of the Dry Goods Economist, New York. He told a story of a conversation between ,an advertising man and a merchant that illustrates the point. "Ever had your hat blown off?" asked the advertising man.. "Yes." said the merchant. "What blew it off?" "The wind." "Did you ever see the wind?" "No." ' "Well, advertising is like the wind an invisible force. You can't see it but you can and will see the reult just as you saw your hat go rolling down the street. And just as bending trees and flying dust are a symbol of the wind in the pictures, the stories 1 shall print in the newspapers about i the merchandise carried in your store will be symbolical of advertising force." - " ' "I want," said the very plain girl, "a book entitled 'Cultivate Your Natural Beauty.' " , "Here it 16," said the clerk, who wanted to be sociable. "Are you getting it for a friend?"And the very plain girl put her purse back into her.,bag., and went right out. 1 7DVP N!M an Morning, Hop CI an. Healthy . If they Tire, Itch, c- . r it c-. vl Zz-f Irritated. Inflamed or TUUk LlUGraiiulated,useMurin often. Soothes. Refresh. Safe for Infant or Adult At all Druggists- VYritefcl E7 Book. sUiiac Zf iUsWj Ca. CUc

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But the Chicago public backed up its refusal to be stampeded by actually pouring deposits into the financial institutions in increasingly large amounts. - Instead of thronging to the banks to withdraw money, long lines of depositors formed before the cages of the receiving tellers to deposit money. One banker said that he was amazed at the spirit of the Chicago depositors. This is the spirit that snatches victory out of defeat. It is a lesson of the highest worth,' which all of us might. take to heart and apply to other conditions of our national life. . If every American's soul was filled with the optimistic spirit of the Chicago depositors who backed up their judgment and their confidence by depositing money instead of withdrawing it, industries would begin to move and stagnation give way to animation. . So long as most of us dote on pessimistic forecasts and let our hearts be heavy and our spirits depressed, the whole country will remain in the doldrums. f : 'If more of us would accept the word of our industrial leaders and financiers regarding the underlying soundness of our country and its rucuperative powers,!, the new spirit of optimism would quickly put the idle wheels to revolving and bring back prosperity and happiness.

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TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can," "Take It,"

SET YOURSELF TO THE TASK ' There Is nothing that so withers the soul as aimlessness. A large number of our sad failures melt away like the mist before the hot sun just the minute that we set ourselves to a particular task and work into it. v v If you should ask me ho7 tc succeed, I would Immediately reply: . Have something useful in your mind to do and then do it! No matter how much we gain in material things or how much we own, we are, in the last analysis, merely tenants. And the test of our stewardship is whether we remain faithful and true. History is a record of humans crumbling into dust. But what these humans accomplished, remains as the fresh inspiration of all history. v William Knox, in his great poem, asks why the spirit of mortal be proud. We should bathe our hearts in humility and see in the larger good of life the supreme reason why we should set ourselves to some particular task, and complete it. The time Is so 6hort at the longest "the mere waft of a breath." I am very sure that there is no time for regrets, or for ill feeling toward any human in the world. There are too many important things to be done and there are so few big visioned people to lead. Why should we be jealous of another's triumph? Why should we take the time to find fault? There are problems everywhere. And each one of us controls peculiar abilities suited to the handling of some of these tangled affairs. The biggest man in the world today was once an unknown and untried factor perhaps some rail splitter, or some farmer hand, or some clerk. God picks men as the skilled mechanic selects tools the best for the job. Have a plan. Make It very definite. And then BUILD something from it!

Who's Who in the -Day's News

SEN. PORTER J. McCUMBER For the first time in 40 years, a westerner heads the powerful finance committee of the United States senate. The westerner happens to be Porter J. McCumber, of North Dakota, who, thanks to the seniority rule, has stepped into the shoes lately made vacant through the death of Senator Boies Penrose, of Pennsylvania. 1 The elevation of McCumber is viewed with much satisfaction by the agricultural bloc in congress of which the North Dakotan is a member. McCumber, while regarded as a man of SEN. MfCUMfeFCt progressive views, has not identified himself with radicals in" the senate like LaFollette. Porter James McCumber was born at Crete, 111., Feb. 3, 1S58. He was educated in the public schools and at the University of Michigan, from the law department of which he graduated in 1880. On completing his education" he decided to settle in a new country and grow up with it. He "accordingly be gan the practice of law in the little burg of Wahpeton, Dakota territory, in 18SL Here he has since remained. He was a member of the territorial legislature, 1S85-9, and was state's attorney of Richland county 1896-7. A Republican, he has represented North Dakota In the United State3 senate since 1899. His present term expires in 1923. M Calend asonic ar Friday, Jan. 6 King Solomon's chapter No. 4, R. A. M. Called convocation; work in Royal Arch degree. Refreshments. Saturday, Jan. 7. Loyal Chapter, No. 49, O. E. S. Stated meeting; initiation of candidates: installation of officers. In Hard Lines "I could not work at. all and had to take to my bed with a high fever due to intestinal indigestion, gases in my stomach and pain in my right side. I had spent my last cent for doctors and medicine, which gave me no relief. I was in despair. A lodge brother gave me a bottle of Mayr's AVonderful Rem edy, and the first dose relieved me. Thanks to this medicine I am now in the best of health." It Is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the catarrhal mucus from tHe intes tinal tract and allays the inflamma tion which causes practically all stom ach, liver and intestinal ailments, in cluding appendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. Clem Thistlethwaite's 7 drug stores, A. G Luken Drug Co., and druggists every where. Advertisement. ELECTRIC IRONS IRVIN REED & SON

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Up" Answers to Ouestions (Any reader can get the answer to any question by writing The Palladium Information Bureau, Frederick J. HaskIn. director. Washing-ton, D. C. This offer applies strictly to information. The bureau does not give advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake "xhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents in stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the inquirer.) Q. Is an American boy who served in the Canadian Army during the war entitled to a Victory medal? M. M. A. Unless a man served with the United States troops at some period during the war, he. is not entitled to a Victory medal. Q. To settle a bet, please advise who i3 taller, Jack Dempsey or Elmo Lincoln? A. E. A. Jack Dempsey's height is six feet one and a half inches while that of Elmo Lincoln is five feet eleven and a half inches. Q. Does the title United States of America include Alaska and the in sular possessions? A. N. 'A. The state department says that strictly speaking, the United States means only the 48 states. Q. Where was the first telegraph office? H. I. T. A. The office established in 1844 In a government building in Washington, D. C, was the first telegraph office. Q. In what part of a clam are fresh water pearls found? A. M. McN. A. The bureau of fisheries says that ' when pearls are found in fresh water clams, they may be found in almost any part of the clam. Sometimes the fiat pearls are found stuck tight to the shell while others are generally found in the mantle of the clam. i. Q. Was Washington's farewell address published in a Philadelphia paper? F. D. A. Washington's farewell address GIRLS! GROW THICK . LONG, HEAVY HAIR WITH "DAN DERI NE" Buy a 35-cent bottle 3f "Danderine." One ipplication ends all landruff, stops itching and falling hair, and, in a few moments, you have doubled the beauty of your hair. It will appear a mass, so soft, lustrous, and easy to do up. But what will please vou most will h after a few weeks use, when I $ vml eaa ryaMT Vi n i t fina yes out reaiiy new hair growing all over' the scalp. "Danderine" is to the hair what fresh showers of rain and sunshine are to vegetation. It goes right to the roots, invigorates and strengthens them. This delightful, stimulating tonic helps thin, lifeless, faded hair to grow long, thick, heavy and luxuriant. Advertisement. The Best Place to Trade After All

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After Dinner Tricks 57 No. 57 Coin Balanced on Tumbler A feat of apparent dexteritj is to place the end of a strip of paper on the edge of a tumbler, and balance a coin on top. The trick is to remove the paper without disturbing the coin. It Is done by giving the paper strip m hard slap at the middle, which jerks it out from under the coin without the latter losing its balance. Cae-iright. lltl, by Public Ledger Company was published in a Philadelphia paper the Daily Advertiser. Q. Where is Gary and is it true that the town was built "to-order"? P. K. C. A. Gary is a town in Lake county, Indiana, located on the extreme southern end of Lake Michigan, 26 miles southeast of the heart of Chicago. It was founded in .April, 1906, by the United States ' Steel corporation, and was named after Elbert H. Gary, a officer of the corporation. Lessons in Correct English Don't Say: The committee was ALL TOGETHER of one accord. The chairman called the members of the society ALTOGETHER. I ate a HEARTY dinner. - He eats with a CORDIAL appetite. They gave him a RELISHING welcome. Say: The committee was ALTOGETHER of one accord. The chairman called the members Of the society ALL TOGETHER. I ate HEARTILY of the dinner. - He eats with a HEARTY appetite. They gave him a HEARTY welcome. For Colds, Grip or Influenza and as -a preventive, take Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets. The gen uine bears the signature of E. W. Grove. (Be sure you get BROMO.) 30c. Advertisement. Ask For St! ST Expect to find the Fisherman, the "Mark of Supremacy," on every bottle of emulsion that you buy. This means that you will i i. i 2 cuwetys euo. lut I SCOTT'S EMULSION Scott & Bowne, EJoomfield, N. J. ALSO MAKERS OF (Tablets or Granules) for INDIGESTION J One Lot of Work Shirts 50 cents Rapp's Cut Price o. 525-529 Main St, Rug Sale Now On BUY COAL NOW We have the right coal at the right price. Jellico & Pocahontas Lump. ANDERSON & SONS N. W. 3rd & Chestnut Phone 3121

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How To Start Y3U REACH THE AMD irO Your -Min YoO ThroTTlG Tm6 PRESIDED of The RoAiy Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Years Ago Today Senator Robert La Follette was In Richmond and spoke at the Coliseum. La Follette was given a hearty wel come to Richmond and the Coliseum was especially prepared for his wel come, masmucn as it was Kept at a warm temperature throughout the en tire day. The progressive leader gave a thorough speech to the large audi ence of city and county people whOj were in the audience. j The Dickinson Trust company entertained members of the Wayne county bar association at an elaborate and enjoyable dinner in the Westcott hotel. A total of 37 attended the affair. Earlham college and high schol both emerged victors in basketball at the Coliseum Earlham handed the strong Cincinnati university five a 28-to-17 dmhhintr and th hieh schol team drubbing and the high schol team trounced Newcastle by the score of 33 to 21. Rippling Rhymes By Walt Mason STRIFE Some day, I trust, all swords will rust, and armor cease to rattle; all wars are vain and men insane when they resort to battle. The dove of peace should never cease cavorting round above us, and human life should know no strife and those who hate should love us. The wolves and bears come from their lairs and scrap, around like blazes, and, hunting foes the bobcat goes along the forest mazes. But I, at least, am not a beast, I claim that I am human; I do not care to rip and tear and fuss with man or woman. I wear a smile that's free Heavy Cold? Chest All Clogged Up ? DONT let it get a start, Dr. King's New Discovery will get right down to work, relieving the tight feeling in the chest, quieting the racking tough, gently stimulating the bowels, thus eliminating the cold poisons. Always reiiabb. Just good medicine made to ease colds and coughs. For fifty years a standard remedy. All the family can take it with helpful results. Eases the children's croup. No harmful drugs. Convincing, healing taste that the kiddies like. At all druggists, 60c. , I?r. King's New Discovery For Colds and Coughs Feel Badly? Bowels Sluggish? ' Haven't any "pep" in work or play. You're constipated! The stimulating action of Dr. King's Pills brings back old time energy. All druggists, 25c. D PROMPT 1 WON'T GRIPE r. Rings PUls HAVE YOU TRIED "FAULTLESS FLOUR fy Ask Your Grocer Milled by a perfected process SHOE REPAIRING with Rock Oak leather will prolong the life of your old shoes. Ask us. DUSTY'S SHOE REBUILDER 11 N. 9th St. or 504 North 8th St.

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NEUEPl MiMD Tm 5G EXPLAtvjATlOwt KlUOW YOU R IS. Co (jc3 To SPRING ThS old nji. ABOUT At Te-UP okj The .Car Uisji ISSUES OWN LICENSE BLUFFTON, Ind., Jan. 6. Miss Lois Kyle, deputy clerk of the Wells circuit court, eloped Sunday with Charles Jackson, a veteran of the World war who has been attending school at Valparaiso. Miss Kyle issued her own marriage license. The couple was married at Ossian. S Try this f easy way to heal yourskin A pure ointment that has brought joy to thousands tortured by skin disorders Soolhinq &nd He&!inq ISThe Miller-Kemper Co. "Everything to Build Anything" LUMBER MILLWORK BUILDERS' SUPPLIES Phonee 3247 and 3347 Order From Your Grocer Today Butter Can Seyer, Dist, Phone 2910 New York Dental Parlors Union National Bank Building, 8th and Main, at the "Sign ot the Clock". Open evenings. Phone 1378. gimimnrnnitmnntminmmmiUHmnmniniiMinimnnumiinimiiUMitntnii J JOHN H. NIEWOEHNEr) I Sanitary and Heating Engineer f 819 S. G St. Phone 1828 I uiHiniMiiiimnuiraimitiHiiumiiratmmiuNnmnninn Oldsmobile Four Touring $1250 Delivered Richmond Carrol Auto Agency 1026 Main Phone 2512 MOTOR ETHER for kicking, jerky motors A. G. Luken Drug Co. 626-628 Main St imimininiHiiiiiintiiiiininntmiiHinmmmniniiiiniiiiii!iunniHHiiiiwtii E. P. WEIST, M. D J 1 Electro-therapy, Electric Light and I I Shower Baths, Message and Medi-1 i cine. Office practice only. 204 K. 1 of P. Bldg.. Dhone 1728. Richmond. 1 ' Indiana. TiiMiHiniitiitiiniMiuittimr imtumtmmmiiiHtmmiriinnnititHmttHifl tnmimtimitnnHnHiiimniHiminintmmimttmniimmitiitmiiiinimMitnnm I DR. C. J. CRAIN . DR. ELIZABETH CRAIN I i Osteopathic Physicians . 1 Office Murray Theatre Bldg. ! 1 Phone 1983 , li Sanitorium 22nd and Mala i 1 Phone 3812 For More Pep, Use RICHMOND GASOLINE More Miles per Gallon Richmond Oil Co. 6th St. and Ft. Wayne Ave. r ASK FOR Abel's Velvet Ice Cream IT'S DIFFERENT Retail Phone 1901 Wholesale Phone 1439

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