Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 46, Number 254, 5 September 1921 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM Published Every Evening Except Sunday ' by Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as Second-Class Mail Matter. ti m MEMnnit OP THK ASSOCIATED PRESS i The Aso?latpJ Press Is exclusively entitled to the use 'or republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local nwi published herein. All rights of republication of apeclal dispatches herein are also reserved.

The Court Room Fan

Judge Joseph Schulman of Chicago ejected persons from the police court over which he presided on the theory that sordid curiosity at

tracted them to see their less fortunate brothers

and sisters feel the sting of the He halted a trial long enough that the case was none of their when they failed to take the hint, them to two hours confinement.

The average court room fan is just as enthusiastic about a trial as is a baseball fan when his

two favorite teams are playing,

latter is a-natural and healthy display of enthu

siasm, the former is abnormal and

The scandal lover goes to the court room to be entertained either by the details of the case

or the penalty which the law inflicts upon a transgressor. Such persons might vent their enthusiasm in other directions. If they are seeking entertainment, why not go to the public library to read the magazines or the works of the masters ? Hundreds of children tumbling and shouting on the public playgrounds should stimulate their jaded nerves. The public parks afford abundant opportunity for diversion. The average scandal fan seems to be looking for entertainment. The court room is a poor place to find uplifting and elevating relaxation.

Good E evening By ROY K. MOULTON Gone But Not Forgotten. How dear to my heart Are the scenes of my childhood, When fond recollection Presents them to view; The shave and shampoo That I got for a quarter ! And the fifteen-cent haircut j My infancy knew. I j After reading over the latest reports from the U. S. treasury we are of the opinion that it costs almost as much to run the government as it does to run a modern apartment. j Phonograph disks can be used as; Tie plates. This is the most satisfactory use to which many of them can; be put. I I When they make men's clothes without pockets a lot of. women can get to bed early nights. Confessions of a Cynic. I don't believe bone-rimmed spectacles neeersarily denote intellectuality. I wear them myself. I like to eat things which are not good for me.- In fact, I cant have any fun eating anything else. I I am very fond of Amy Lowell's' poetry, but I do not read it because Ii can't understand it. j I can spend a more dismal evening; in Greenwich Village than in anyj other place in the world. j I don't think the lies people tell i about one hurts him if they don't get; noised around. 1 I like corned beef and cabbage in my own home, but I hate to have other people in the neighborhood cook it. ! One hard-hearted landlord in New York has prohibited the parking of Fords in, the lobby at night along with the baby cabs. Many a man is wearing a birthday wrist watch strapped to his elbow. Rippling Rhymes By WALT MASON THE HAPPY FACE Put on your happy face, my friend, and seek the thronging marts, and, as on sprightly limbs you wend, cheer up desponding hearts. One ' buoyant, cheerful, whistling chap, helps others by his mood; some delegate who sees your map may find his hope renewed. I know I've felt at divers times that life's a teu-cent game, that like a grapevine trouble climbs around the human frame. And, feeling thus, upon the fence I'd lean and shed some brine; ay, though it had "no lick of sense, -this dippy course wa3 mine. And then some joyous Jay appeared, with sunshine in his glim; I'd wring the briny from my beard and go and prance with him. Contagious is the cheer-up smile that happy people wear; contagious also is the bile that makes you seem a bear. Put on your happy face, old scout, and see it's rightly clamped, and as you chase yourself about you'll have the people vamped. They'll be ashamed of little griefs o'er which they used to sigh, when viewing one who never beefs as he goes whizzing by. Put on your happy face, my boy, and tie the strings behind, and try to show that life's a joy, and not a dreary grind. Dinner Stories I wonder-where all the flies come from," grumbled Mrs. Jones as she swatted around the dining room." "Well, mom." said the young joker of the family, "the cyclone makes the house fly, the blacksmith makes the fire fly, the jockey makes tne norse fly. and I heard you tell pa at supper last night that us children make the butter fly." "You speak of the 'motive power' cf this 'moonshine.'" "Well?" "Is that the proper term to use?" "Certainly. Three drinks of the stuff makes a man run around in circles, under the impresion that he's a merry-go-round, and start all the lamp posts in sight to dancing tao fox trot. If that isn't motive power, what h it?"

f more judges closed the doors against these! loafers, they might be able to occupy themselves with more profitable diversions.

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scandal than the announcement of the Chicago Tribune that hereafter its reports of professional baseball would be curtailed to the limit. It is acting on the theory that baseball i3 today nothing but a commercialized, industry, which nets its promoters thousands of dollars. The baseball scandal, it asserts, has given the game a black eye, and professional gamblers have ruined it as a popular pastime. Some of the most eminent sports writers in the United States are upholding the course of the Tribune. Many of them years ago pointed out

law. to tell them business, and

that the world series was a potential danger spot

he sentenced

for the game. Developments of the last two seasons have abundantly proved their point.

The players

empt from blame, either. Their jumping of contracts and independent attitude toward club owners have helped to create the situation, which has induced one of the leading newspapers of the cquntry to openly declare that the game is not

but while the misdirected

worthy of columns of space which it formerly received. Hereafter the Tribune will give this space to amateur sports.

The country

citizens enlist in amateur and athletic events and pay less attention to commercialized sports. In England, sports are looked upon as recreational activities. In that country thousands take part in them for the pure pleasure and enjoyment they receive from participating in the exercise. Our citizenship will do well to look upon sports in this light and to get in the game instead of paying good dollars to see hired players do the playing.

TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can", "Take It", "Up" ONWARD? I talked with a discouraged young man the other day who had just started out his business career as a salesman. He had attempted to win from a big prospect but had been "floored" as one might say. He was greatly worried. Recognizing that the experience was a very good thing for him, I gave him the best advice I could, which was this: You have learned from losing but this failure must be considered BEHIND you. Your success is AHEAD of you! I believe that we must translate our lives each minute into a determination to go on, and on and on. No matter what we leave behind. The best of life must always be considered ahead. Or else our hearts would have no desires worth striving toward. How wonderful if we could all have before us this Inspiring word like a lighted sign ONWARD! Frank Bacon, the great actor, once told me that he actually peddled his play "Lightnin" " for 20 years before it was accepted. I read in a newspaper the other day that he once got the ear of George M. Cohan who listened to its reading. But in the middle of the second act Bacon was startled by a snore. The noted actor-playwright had gone to sleep and let a million dollars slip! This wonderfully human play just closed Its New York run after three years playing to crowded houses, making a fortune for the persistent actor and the astute Golden who had eyes to see and ears to hear. Frank Bacon could tell you the stars in the word Onward. We cannot hold everything. Many things are sure to slip away. But our ideals and our fine purposes must be kept far ahead of our 'vision. You must think onward as well as to work onward.

Who's Who in the Day's News JOSEPH G. CANNON Is congress soon to lose its most picturesque figure? That "Uncle Joe" ! f n -M-ill rf cAatr t-qi-i1 ant ;-r of t V n , f hi nrpt.pnt trm the nosi-1 cl0&ei?iJUb preBet?' Statement of AfT&T'-', tne statement oi , Congressman W. A. Rodenberg, also of Illinois. "There is no doubt about it," says Rodenberg. "Uncle Joe's intimate friends and his family are fully apprised that Mr. Cannon has made his last primary light." Mr. Cannon, however, asserts that he I has never told any one he intended to zos cwwotf quit, and that he may decide to spend a few more years in the lower house. Uncle Joe has been in congress, with the exception of two terms, since his election the first time in 1S72. He went to defeat on the issue of the McKinley tariff in 1S90 and he was swamped in the Republican catastrophe of 1912. "Involuntary vacations," is the way the former speaker usual- j ly refers to his two defeats. He frequesntly said to his friends that he hoped "to have a funeral at the government's expense," meaning that he wished to die in the harness and on the job, as did his old partisan foe and personal friend, Champ Clark. Uncle Joe now is easily the dean of congress. He is serving his 23rd term, which is a longer service than that of any other man, senator or representative, in all congressional history. The day that marked the breaking of the record for longevity of service, that had been held theretofore by Justin L. Morrill of Vermont, was the occasion of a notable celebration in the house. For some time Uncle Joe's friends and intimates, it is learned, have realized that the condition of his health required an early termination of his public duties. Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Years Ajo Today Attendance records in the district and city schools of the county which opened had been broken according to the reports that had been recording" in county superintendent of schools C. O. Williams. At the Fountain City high school the conditions were so crowd-V ed that an extra teacher had to be emi ployed.

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND

Amateur Sports Nothing has created more widespread inter

of sports since the baseball themselves are not entirely ex as a whole will gain more if its ) Answers to Questions (Any reader can Ret the answer td any question by writing The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederic J. Haskin, director. Washington, D. C. This offer applies strictly to information. The bureau does not give advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive iresearch on any subject, write your question Plainly and briefly. Give full name and adaress. and enclose two cents In Btamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the inquirer.) Q. Do aviators get news of flying conditions from the weather bureau? A. G. N. A. The weather bureau issues forecasts twice a day regarding flying weather in the 13 aviation zones of the United States. These give visibility, kind and height of clouds, wind at various elevations, and other information that might be helpful to aviators in laying their courses and choosing their elevations. Q. How should a tennis racket be taken care of? F. W. ! A. The most important thing is to keep a tennis racket dry. After be ins used, it should be wiped with a dry cloth, placed in a water-proof cov er and a press. Q. Which of the states bought an other state? K. N. I. A. Massachusetts bought the claims of the Gorges heirs to the state of Maine in 1677 for about 1250 English pounds. Q. When and where was John McCormick born? N. M. A. A. John McCormick was born in Athlone, Ireland, on July 14, 1884. Q. When were horses first shod? J. A. C. A. It is impossible to state definitely when horseshoes were first used. A coin in the British Museum, from Tarentum, made about 300 B. C. is supposed to represent a horse being shod. It is not likely, however, that shoeing need Li i if Sooihinq and He&linq Because its , Invaluable for Burns Chafing Scalds Rashes Cuts Cold Sores Slinks Sunburn

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C.,,.I.W M. T. Tita tm with iron was at all common in the early part of the Middle Ages. William the Conqueror is believed to have in troduced the art into Britain. For! centuries the art of the shoesmith ranked with that of the scholar and bard in England and France, and even kings practiced the craft. Correct English Don't Say: the SMARTEST -PUPIL He is in college. The SPECTATORS applauded the play. YOURSELF and wife are going, are you not? The boys are old enough to take care of THEIRSELVES. They invited sister and MYSELF. Say: He is the ABLEST STUDENT in college. The AUDIENCE applauded the play. YOU and YOUR wife are going, are you not? The boys are old enough to take care of THEMSELVES. They invited sister and ME. M Calend asonic ar Monday, Sept. mandary, No. 8, 5 Richmond ComK. T. Stated conclave. Tuesday, Sept. 6 Richmond Lodge No. 196, F. & A. M. Stated meeting. Wednesday, Sept. 7 Webb Lodge, No. 24 F. & A. M. Called meeting, work in entered apprentice degree, beginning at 6:30. Friday, Sept. 9 King Solomon's Chapter No. 4, R. A. M. Stated convocation. American Legion v "I ( asked her to marry me by talk ing with my hands like I'd seen the French do. She said yes in German; I understood that much." The war ro mance between a former doughboy of the Rainbow division and the daughter of a German farmer with whom he was billeted in the Army of Occupation ended in New York last week with the marriage of Everett C. Haughn, Columbus, O., and Fraulein Elsie Bauer, Unkelbach on the Rhine, Germany. Two of the bridegroom's buddies of the American Legion of Columbus attended him at the wedding, one acting as best man. The couple will live in Columbus. Correspondence by airplane has been instituted btt ween the mayor of Kansas City, Mo., and the mayor o'f Omaha, Neb., by the American Legion of the former city. Legion officials flew to Omaha last week with the UiimiMiititiimuniittmimmiimntftiimiiutmtiitimritiiiiiiitMiinntnftiiiuiii! The Best Place to Trade After All AcR erman uimitumiitupviiHjitiiiirmmiuimiimiiiHimmtmiuiimiuiuiiiiniiijfiniiK

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Kansas City mapor's request to the mayor of Omaha that he board the plane for a flight to the legion convention at Kansas City, Oct. 31. The mayor of Kansas City will fly back with the other mayor to attend the first aero congress in Omaha. Membership in the American Legion proved its worth to Arnold Hawkinson, Glencoe, Minn., after his automobile was stolen in Minneapolis recently. Shortly after the theft police scrutinized an automobile in which two women had driven to the jail for a visit with a prisoner. Under the seat they found a copy of the American Lesion Weekly addressed to Hawkins. The FOUR DOCTOR GAVE HER U Through a Neighbors Advice This Woman Was Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Kenosha, Wis. "I suffered with a female trouble and at last was in bed for six weeks with what the doctors called inflammation of the bowels. Four of them said I could notlive. Aneighbor told me to use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and it helped me from the start. When the doctor came I told him what I had taken and he said. 'Throw my medicine away and keep on with the Pinkham medicine. I did and it cured me. If more women would take your medicine they would not suffer so. I have recommended the Vegetable Compound to lots of people and they have been satisfied." Mrs. Mary Rhapstock, 270i Wisconsin St., Kenosha, Wisconsin. When a woman is beset with such symptoms as irregularities, inflammation, ulceration, a displacement, backache, headaches, bearing-down pains, nervousness or the "blues" she should treat the cause of such conditions by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, the standard remedy for woman's ills. Advertisement. Ebonol Roof Paint is good for all kinds of roofs. Hornaday Hardware Store 616 Main Phone 1281 Home-Made Pressed Chicken and Beef It's Delicious STERLING Cash GROCERY A. R. Bertsch, Prop. 1035 Main SL Efficient Service Prompt Charge Reasonable Battery and Radiator Co. Phone J365

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With handkerchiefs covering their faces as smoke masks, members of Hoboken, N. J.. post of the American Legion aided in removing the bodies of 4.700 American soldiers when fire of unknown origin destroyed two of the army base's piers last week. SCIENCE CAN NOW END CORNS Saeh Troubles Are Oat -of -Date. Millions Know This Now A famous expert, years ago, solved the whole corn problem. The method is Blue-jay the plaster or the liquid. It stops pain instantly. Soon the whole corn gently loosens and comes out. Now folks who pare or pad corns do themselves injustice. So do users of old methods, harsh and crude. Blue-jay is modern. It is approved by authorities. It is easy, siJnple, quick and sure. Just apply it and forget it, and watch what becomes of the corn. After that, you will never let a corn pain twice. .1 our druggist has Liquid or Plaster x Blue jay Stops Pain Instantly Ends Corns Quickly Deposits made in our Savings Department on or before the 15th day of the month draw &Yo interest from the first day of the month. American Trust & Savings Bank Ninth and Main IHGRAN'i v Ladies' Shop l FOR BETTER VALUES ove For. Heating and Cooking for heating and cooking. Coal, gas and combination ranges, all priced in our usual underselling way. Weiss Furniture Store 505-513 Main St. DUSTY'S SHOE REBUILDEDS S048?St V. sss so snPSMOtw of gas of me f0 44 omSITl TUB KAILH0AO srotSTORES intniniuiuuiinniiuinituitilniuninnumiiiiiiiiuuiuiiiuuiHiilmiiinuulliiuill Special Prices on Manhattan 1 and Apex Tires 1 1 Oldsmobile Salesroom 1026 Main St. mHtiuiiilnnilHuiummiuuiiiifiiliHiHuuiiiilttHuiiHiiifHuiHminliililHtiiiiiui

DONNELLY REVIEWS OHIO LABOR STATUS

(By Associated Press) COLUMBUS, O., Sept. 5. Organized labor of Ohio today finds itself kmuch better off than that of many 6tates as far as unemployment is concerned, and is standing firmer than , ever, according to T. J. Donnelly, secretary of the Ohio State Federation of Labor. With the exception of one or two of the large cities, no big demonstrations were to be held today, Donnelly said. This is due, mainly, according to him, to lack of funds of the locals. Most trades union organizations either were preparing to spend the money they otherwise would have put into a celebration for something of tangible worth, or in the case of lack of funds, preparing to hold quiet outings. "Outside of a few mill centers, most workmen in Ohio are Americans," said I Donnelly. "The labor movement in the state, as exemplified in the trades unions organizations is clear American. The standards of living, except in a few instances, are American standards of living. "As a result of this, labor of the state today finds itself banded together firmer than ever, and even though there is unemployment, hoping in optimism, and waiting in patience fori the better days that are sure to come i soon." The cannibals of New Guinea usei oyster shells to carve decorations oni their bodies. 22222s52E22ii Goids Headaches Grove Laxative Quinine tabids Relieve the Headache by Curing the Cold. 30c The genuine bears this signature r1 it The Miller-Kemper Co. "Everything To Build Anything" LUMBER MILLWORK BUILDERS' SUPPLIES Phones 3247 and 3347 niiiitfuiniiiiimiumii:tiiiiiiiiiiiii)iiiitiitiiuiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiitiiiiunutiinniitu:n 1J0HN H. NIEW0EHNER 1 Sanitary and Heating Engineer 1 319 S. G St. Phone 1823 S fiiiiuiiiiuiiiiiiluiiiinuiiilnutiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiniiiiiiiriiiiHUUHiiiiiiiimuiiiiiif New York Dental Parlors Gold Crown $4.00 Plates $8.00 Gas for Extraction. .$2.50 DR. J. W. GANS, Open Evenings 8th and Main Phone 1378 WATCH REPAIRING If you want your watch to run and depend on good time, bring 'hem to us. A specialty on ligh-grade watch repairing. J. & O. watch inspector. HOMRIGHOUS 1021 Main St. Phone 1867 Farmers' Nat'l. Grain Assn. Inc. Dealers In High Grade Coal PHONE 2549 Old Champion Mill, N. 10th St. BUY COAL NOW We have the right coal at the right price. Jellico & Pocahontas Lump ANDERSON & SONS N. W. 3rd & Chestnut Phone 3121 Machine Work, Air Compressors, Gasoline Engines, Motors; Over hauling Trucks and Cars. Richmond Air Compressor Co. N. W. First and Railroad niiiituiiiiititiiuiiii!uiiiiiiiimilnitnitniMiifiiinnumii!iiit!Hiiiimiiniiiimini!B Vacation time is here. Better get 1 a good Accident policy before I i leaving. I I KELLY & KECK 1 1 (Insurance Service) I 1 Phone 2150 901'2 Main St. 1 uiiiiiiutiiiitiiiimiuiiiiiiiiiiuiiuiuiiintintiiimimiiiuiHiMttiimiiiiiiitiniitiMi7 HAVE YOU TRIED "FAULTLESS FLOUR" Ask Your Grocer Milled by a perfected process LUMBER and COAL MATHER BROS. Co. DR. R. H. CARNES DENTIST Phono 2665 Rooms 15-16 Comstock Building 1016 Main street Open Sundays and Evenings by appointment

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