Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 46, Number 248, 29 August 1921 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM Published Every Evening Except Sunday by Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building, North Ninth and Sailor Street. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond. Indiana, as Second-Class Mail Matter. MEMBKR OF THB ASSOCIATED PRESS The AB80clatd Press i exclusively entitled to the use tor republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. .

Six Months of Harding Says the Indianapolis Star:

"A year ago the American people were starting upon their presidential campaign. They had

their collective mind pretty well made up. They

had demonstrated in their party conventions

that they preferred to be 'ruled by the man next

door.' Both Harding and Cox, though men of

very different type, were presumed to be about

on the level of average intelligent American citizens. The people had had enough of a superman walking on the clouds and dictating highsounding rhetoric instead of preparing to meet

the world conflagration burning all about. They had had enough of the appalling waste and in

competence and graft that came with hurried

preparation and were so thoroughly exemplifie

in the aircraft, shipping and railroad messes.

They had determined to be ruled not only by one

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND., MONDAY, AUGUST 29, 1921.

;U - That Guiltiest Feeling

unhampered by the policies and traditions of the

expiring administration.

1 "President Harding came in with a free field

and a public almost pathetically anxious, to see him do well, but fearful lest he might fail in the herculean task before him. He has been in of

fice almost six months, with congress in session

most of that time. He has shown himself a tactful politician in his ability to bring such men

as Hughes, Hoover, Mellon and Hays into hi3

cabinet and in his successful management of the

leaders of the senate and house. As to results

of six months of team work under his leadership

the outstanding features are:

"An international disarmament conference to

which the leading powers of the world have as sented.

"Satisfactory peace treaties with Germany

and . Austria.

"A tax reduction bill well on its way. "A -tariff bill in the background. "A budget system installed and already promising very considerable economies in administrative expenses. "The railroad mess in a fair way to be ironed

out and the shipping mess attacked with vigor j

and hope. "There is much for Mr. Harding yet to do, but the record of the first six months is encouraging."

Good Evening By ROY K. MOULTON

STATISTICS Ninety per cent ot the people who drink gin procured from a drug store become ill from its effect, Seventy per cent of the husbands are glad -when their wives go away for the summer, but they also rejoice when they come back.

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So far as the rift between Geraldine and Tellegen is concerned, we refuse to become at all excited. We stopped throwing fits over theatrical divorces ten years ago. Georges Carpentier received a great reception in Paris, but the Parasites all seemed to agree that he made a great mistake by spending a certain afternoon in New Jersey. One hears that the smart set is shocked by rumors of a divorce. It seems to us that by this time the fmart set would be regular shock absorbers; as, to our certain knowledge, it has been shocked at least a dozen times this season. Education is a grand thing. A truck shover gets $15 a day and a good

college professor can get at least tbatj

much a week.

Up"

TODAY'S TALK By George Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can", "Take It",

WHY NOT NOW? A lovely letter came to me the other day thanking me for the help given through these talks. The writer Eaid that it was their opinion that tributes should be paid to the living. I have been carrying that letter around in my pocket ever since. Why wait to say nice things to people, anyway? I hope to live to see the time when people will erect monuments to the living. Of course I know the general impression is that should these tributes be paid while yet the man lived, he might later do something that would make people sorry they had paid such honor. Whereas with the one who has gone, the book is sealed. But nevertheless, 1 believe in making this mortal frame of ours as happy as possible while it walks and breathes. It was Helen Hunt Jackson, I believe, who said "I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave." Why wait to express a generous thought or to do a helpful thing, when you know that you will receive infinitely greater pleasure than the one to whom you grant it? so great is the law of compensation, Why wait to put into action that thing which you have spent so long a time in thinking out! If you believe in it go through with it. Even the most depressing failure has its lesson of success. I talked with a business man recently who Beemed greatly depressed over business conditions. I asked him if he thought they were ever going to improve. And his prompt reply was: "Oh, yes! But not for a long time." My reply was that I could see no sense in putting off that good time that the sooner every man started to be normal, the sooner everything would become normal. Why wait for the other fellow?

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MORE POSSESSORS AND LESS PROFESSORS NEEDED IN WORLD, SAYS DR. L. M. RADER

Still they tell us that the place which is paved with good intentions is full of interesting people. What has become of the old-fashioned girl who used to save the train by waving a red flannel petticoat?

Who's Who in the Day's News

Rippling Rhymes By WALT MASON

THE RENTED HOME The money you have paid for rent is gone beyond recall, though you have paid it for a tent, or for a stately hall; some landlord took it, cent by cent, and left your bundle small. Some landlord took your iron men and left you feeling sore, for you were needing

every yen to buy things at the store; and every month he came again, and took away some more. You've bought that residence, alack, you poor mis- - guided gent! You've bought the blamed place front and back, and by the strain you're bent; and still the landlord owns the shack, and bones you for the rent. Not yours the rooftree overhead, not yours the cistern pump; the landlord owns the fence and shed, the whole works in a lump; when you can't pay him you must tread the pathway to the dump. When you are sick or out of luck the landlard stern appears, and clamors loudly for each buck for which you're in arrears, and hauls your dunnage in a truck to soulless auctioneers. A sane and prudent wight is he who in his own shack dwells, though it may plain and humble be, not built for blooming swells; we see him 'neath his vine and tree, and note he's wearing bells.

Dinner Stories

DR. FRIDTJOF NANSEN

Dr. Fridtjof Xansen of Norway, the

famous polar explorer, has accepted the invitation of the Red Cross Union to act as high commissioner to organize help for the Russian famine districts. He ar- . rived at Riga a

few days ago and is already overwhelmed by the magnitude of the task before him. He takes the view of President Masaryk of Czechoslovakia that if help is to be on a scale large enough to be of real benefit it must be governmental not

merely voluntary. "Voluntary ef

fort," asserts Dr. Nansen, "might perhaps raise $50,000,000 sooner or later. That sum is needed for the start, and it is needed at once." Dr. Nansen is one of the most versatile of public men. Whether he is acting as a professor in a Norwegian university, an explorer in the frozen north, a writer of scientific books, a minister to a foreign capital, or direc, tor of relief in one of the world's greatest famines, he does his work in such matter as to attract wide and favorable comment. He was born near Christiania In 1861, the son of a well known Norwegian attorney; was educated at the

University of Christiania; explored

Dr. Nausea.

Civil war veterans on the roll and June 30, 1920, 243,520. Q. How were the people of the United States divided as to nationality at the time of the Revolutionary war.

and in 1820? R. L. A. There is no record of the nation

alities of the inhabitants of the colonies. There were, however, mostly British, Irish, Dutch and German, with a few French, Portuguese and Swedes. In 1820, immigrants from the United Kingdom were 5,024; Germans, 968; French, 371; Spaniards, 139. with small numbers of other nationalities. Q. What is the oldest book known? R. S. D. A. The Book of the Dead is probably the oldest book in the world. It consists of magical and religious texts which according to old Egyptian faith were designed to be a guide and protection for the dead in their "wanderings through the lower world. Q. How. many times doe? a fourcylinder motor fire with one complete revolution of the motor? H. B.

A. A two-cycle four-cylinder motor

fires four times with one complete

revolution of the motor. A four-cycle four-cylinder motor, the type commonly used in automobiles, fires only twice in one revolution.

Correct English

A pompous old gentleman was addressing a gathering of English work

man -arri rliirirar his remarks he urged ! r.

them to "be industrious! Shun idol-j Bergen Natural History Museum mWHERE-

ence, and rememoer mat siotn is me i the eighties; made his memorable parent of necessity." j North Pole expedition, in which he

As lie paused to let this sink in a reached the highest latitude until then

Don't Say: I can't find it ANYWHERES. It is NOWHERES to be seen. We ought to be able to find

SOMEWHERES. We can, if we try, find it SOME PLACE Say: I can't find it ANYWHERES. It is NOWHERE to be seen. We ought to be able to find it SOMEWHERE. We can, if we try, find it SOME-

"This world needs more possessors and less professors," said Dr. Lyell M. Rader, world famous chemist, of Chicago, addressing a large audience at the local Chautauqua Sunday afternoon. "Too many men have the sheepskin but not the mutton, fve known

i men who've graduated on the Rhine

! but they didn"t bring home the

bacon." In one of the best lectures yet heard at the 1921 assembly. Dr. Rader called the "bluff" of those persons who contradict the Bible. Reminding one strongly of "Billy" Sunday by his scathing emphacticness. and witty as many professional humorists, Dr. Rader declared the way of the Bible the only way. "The reason men are throwing slurs at the Bible is because they are not

responsible. We will see. The one ;

great principle of America is that no man shall be sentenced until after a fair trial. How about the men who give their opinion of the Bible before giving it a trial. Are they good American citizens? Science is Knowledge. "Science means to know. K-n-o-w, know. If you don't know, shut up, the world don't want to hear you. Your mind was given you by God as a fork to use in picking un facts. The silk hat men of the world are those men in overalls doing the world's work and respecting God's 10 commandments. It's the fellow who is so homely that he can't bear to look at himself in the mirror who looks into thines more worth while. "The Bible is being attacked by irresponsible persons. The chemistry of the Bible is correct. I defy people to give me one thing that they know which contradicts in the Bible. Contradiction comes from pt-rsonal feeling about the Bible.

wnat you want to get a hold on is God's law. The word 'let' is the great

est word in the English language. Just j

let go ana let uoa in. some peome have asked me how about the Bible story of Jonah and the whale. I tell them that is a case of hydraulics and entirely out of my line. Another man asked me what I thought about the passage of scripture saying that it is as hard for a rich man to enter the

kingdom of heaven as it is for a camel

ihe praise of God as long as the needle lasts. "Get in love with the central figure on the cross. The subject of the Bible is Jesus Christ our Lord. Don't fall in 'love with other Bible characters. They but reflect the Christ." Dr. Rader explained how he tested a chemical accomplishment that

Moses produced. At first he believed the feat impossible but later found that with the same rock composition and utensils used by Moses it proved correct.

Solo and group vocal numbers were

offered both afternoon and evening by the Cincinnati Club Choir. Selections

included were classical and religious

William H. Duning, formerly of this

city, but at present managing director

of the club, was in charge.

Chautauqua Program

CHAUTAUQUA PROGRAM

Tonight ! 7:00 o'clock Prelude, Grossman's Orchestra. . 8:00 o'clock U. S. Senator Frank E. Willis. Tuesday 10:00 a. m. Dr. Bready, "Did Jesus Come to Save Sinners for a Future Heaven?" 2:00 p. m. Address, Dr. Frank E.

Day, "Does the Hour

i Hand Move?"

3:00 p. m. Concert, Grossman's Or

chestra.

i .-OO p. m. Prelude, Grossman's Or

chestra.

8:00 p. m. Entertainment, Gay Ze-

' nola MacLaren.

CHURCH WORKERS GATHER. WARSAW, Ind.. Aug. 29. More", than 1,500 clergymen and church. workers have arrived for the International Convention of Christian

Churches (Disciples of Christ), which

will be opened at Winona Lake Tuesday, to be continued until September

It is expected that 6,000 or 7,000

will enroll Tuesday evening.

JAIL SENTENCE CURE

FOR SPEEDING, BREADY

Characterizing fast automobile driving in Richmond as a "damnable practice," Dr. Russell H. Bready, Chautauqua platform manager, Sunday afternoon delivered one of his minute and a half "platform editorials." "The man who struck down the little boy last week and then continued without stopping was nothing short of a brute. In my town we no longer fine men for speeding. They get to live off of the county for a while. It is the only way the practice can be stopped. Your speeders don't mind paying a small fine. It's the

jail sentence that they don't like. The only way to stop it is to give a sent

ence to each man caught. Dr. Bready, who is mayor of PonThese Twin Babies escaped Chaf ine.Rashes and Skin Irritation

by use of Sykes Comfort Powder

tiac, Mich., was generously applauded for his brief speech. He announced

that he would give an eight minute "platform editorial" on the commis

sioner form of city government Mon

day night. Pontiac has that system

or city rule.

Masonic Calendar

Thursday, Sept. 1. Wavne Council.

No. 10, R. and S. M. Stated assembly. Fridav. SeDt. 2. Kine- Snlnmnn'o

Chapter, No. 4, R. A. M. Special convocation; work in the Royal Arch degree, beginning at 7 o'clock. Saturday, Sept. 3. Loyal Chapter, No. 49, O. E. S. Stated meeting.

RESNOL

Sooth inq &ndHeinq Doctors daily prescribe ihis oinfmentfo heal skin rouble because hey know it gives N prompt results

itjto go through the pye of a needle.

nis ivtetnoa. "That's easy, I told him. I don't know how God will do, but I could

dissolve a camel in nitrate acid and

squirt him through. Then I could take that solution and with formatic acid and a certain degree of heat make rhonoeranh records which would sing

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man in the rear sang out: "Look 'ere mister, I've 'eard it said as 'ow necessity is the mother of invention. If so be as it is, then sloth is invention's

grandmother, and summat's somewhere."

attained, 1S93-6; was professor of zoology, Christiania University; took an active part in the separation of Norway and Sweden, 1905; was min-

wrong i ister for Norway at the Court of St.

James, 1906-S. Dr. Nansen is the author of a num

A number of New York sportsmen, ber of scientific books, including

putting up at Bill Baker's Maine camp, ! Across Greenland; Eskimo Life; found their sport much interfered with j Farthest North, 1S97; The Norwegian

by rain. Still fine or wet the old- North Polar Expedition, 1S93-1S96;

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ASPIRIN

An Australian has discovered a i method for using fiber obtained from I

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rope and bagging.

fashioned barometer that hung in Bill's general room persistently marked "set fair." At last one of the party drew Bill's

attention to this curious glass. "Don't! you think," he said, "that there's!

something the matter witn your glass?" "No. sir," answered Bill, indignantly. "She's a good glass an a powerful one. but," he added reflectively, "she ain't moved by trifles."

Scientific Results; Norway and the Union with Sweden, 1905; Northern Mists, 1911; Through Siberia, 1914.

Answers to Questions

Memories of Old Days In This Paper Ten Year Ago Today

District schools in Wayne comity were to open, while the schools of Richmond were not scheduled to open until Sept. 18. County Superintendent C. O. Williams was informed that there was nothing would delay the opening excepting in a few school districts where new school buildings were belns erected, and rot completed.

T0UPETSaW16S CPSrOM MADE TO FIT Maaey back if not aticf jctory WHITE FOB DETA1L& ANNA GRIFFIN tta Igmi-lIuiDt BkL JadiMtpolii

(Any reader can get the answer to any question by writins The Palladium Information Bureau. Frederic J. HaskIn. director. Washington, t). C. This offer applies strictly to Information. The bureau does not give advice on legral, medical and financial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full nams and address and enclose two cents in stamps for return postage. All replies are sent direct to the inquirer.) Q. How many Civil war veterans were on the pension roll in 1912 and how many remained in 1920? U. L. A. The pension bureau states that on June 30, 1012, there were 497,263

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Don't miss our big remodeling sale of furniture.

WEISS

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