Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 46, Number 99, 5 March 1921 — Page 6

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fHE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN -TELEGRAM, RICHMOND, IND., SATURDAY, MARCH 5, izi.

-THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM Published Every Evening Except Sunday by Palladium Printing" Cp. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as Second-Class Mail Matter. MEMBER OF TUB ASSOCIATK PRESS The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also the local news published herein. A!! rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. Lusty Young Americans To the jaded and tired man, who temporarily has lost his enjoyment in life and his belief in optimism, the sight of hundreds of lusty and healthy young Americans, cheering and yelling during the basketball tourney in the Coliseum, must have been an inspiration. Life means action for boys and girls. They cannot interpret it jn terms of pessimism and disgust with existing conditions. They cannot be sluggish and indolent. They express their feelings spontaneously and vociferously. A brilliant bit of play is greeted with an instantaneous expression of approval, and a poor execution of a play provokes their disgust. And so they indulge in yelling and shouting from the minute the game opens until it closesOnly a misanthrope, a chronic kicker and an old grouch can witness youth at play without entering into the spirit of the occasion. The enthusiasm at the Coliseum during a basketball tourney is contagious. Staid old men and women, whose hearts are filled with love for children, are carried back irresistibly to the days of their youth, and they are shouting and laughing with their progeny before they are aware of it. The tourney is a tonic for their nerves, which makes them forget their troubles and worries. It would benefit many a man and woman who has become too serious and too solemn to attend a gathering of our boys and girls. Unadulterated and unalloyed young Americanism will drive the blues out of a jaded system and fill the heart of a pessimist with a new apprecia-

will not smile.- It laughs at the sulky player who shows ill temper whenever he is penazilezd or misses a shot at the basket. It cheers the player who smiles when he misses. This philosophy is sound be. cheerful, hopeful, optimistic, and full of trust and confidence. The critic of petty mistakes gets little sym

pathy and encouragement from the boys andj girls who are watching a game. If players arc i

doing their best, striving every minute of the game, and playing fair, youth is willing to accept them at their face value and to overlook minor shortcomings. Therein they reveal another bit of juvenile judgment that is praiseworthy. Adults sometimes criticize youth unjustly and without an examination of the facts. A basketball tourney brings together hundreds of boys and girls, giving the adult spectator a fine opportunity to study them individually and collectively.

If a man finds aught by the highest virtues;

and the best traits in our boys and girls, hi.s mind is stilted and he is incapable of passing a fair judgment. If you want to satisfy yourself ,that the American boy and girl are fundamentally sound, watch them at their sports.

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Getting Down to Work Surrounded by a cabinet, which is generally conceded to be an excellent one, President Harding begins today his arduous task of administering the affairs of our government. His inaugural address yesterday made no

rash promises, but reflected the judicious nature;

of the man who is to guide our destiny for four years.

He manfully asks for our co-operation andj assistance, differing mightily in that respect from his predecessor- His cabinet will not boi

will be sought and whose decisions will receive!

the consideration of the president. The willingness of President Harding to enlist the services of good advisers will be a tremendous help in disposing of the affairs of state. With the whole country willing to co-operate,

and feeling that the chief executive welcomes

ion of the beauties of life and the goodness that ! rather than rejects suggestions, it is safe to aadwells in the hearts of most of us. ! sume that speedy progress will be made in Exuberant youth cannot take seriously the ' formulating legislation to relieve conditions and quibbles and petty faultfinding of a grouch who! to restore the nation to a state of normalcy.

Good Evening By Roy K. Moulton

Two Minutes of Optimism By HERMAN J. STICH

It seems to us that all these experiments by scientists to lengthen human life are rather foolish. During the past two years they have presumably discovered nine or ten sure-fire methods to make a man stay on this earth and suffer a few decades longer. First they tried the monkey glands without asking the man or the monkey, which was not fair to either of them. The man didn't express any desire to go back and start his life all over again, and the monkey didn't express any dosire to lose his gland. It would seem as though, when a man has worked his way through to the age of 70, he has earned a rest, and should not be made to go back to the age of 20, and begin paying for things on the installment plan again. Think of the columns a man would have to write all over again, and think of the people who would read them. No, it isn't right, thins interfering with nature. Think of Bryan and how often lie would have to run for the presidency again. What's the use? Hogs on the hoof, we read, had dropped $1.20 a pound in one week If anyone has head of a drop in the price of pork chops we will be glad to be informed. There is a story in a western paper of a woman who has just had a chance to use a telephone for the first time in 80 years. She must be on a party line. WHAT OUR EXPERT SAYS. Everybody is having things figured out by efficiency experts, so we have gone and hired one and asked him to tell us in as few words as possible

what is the matter with the world.

He is an eminent professor and undoubtedly knows what he is talking about when he says: The trouble with the world just now is: Too many people between the pro durer and consumer. Too much "efficiency," and not enough work. Too many people betting on the wrong horses; too many wrong horses. Too much weather and not enough climate. Too many politicians and not enough statesmen. Now that the peach crop has been killed on time, we may look for a normal summer. We are glad to see appropriations will be cut 75 millions. One of our

TAKING THE TIME James A. Garfield, while president oi Hiram college, was outlining the courses to the lather of a prospective student. The intcn?ive and extensive range of the work amazed the parent. Why, my boy can't compass all that!" he exclaimed. "He wants to fini?h much more quickly. Citnt you arrange that for him?" Mr. Garfield reflected for a few moments. "Yes," he said finally, flowly. "Yes, your boy could take a shorter course. It all depends on what he wants to make of himself. When God wants to make an oak lie takes a hundred years. He takes three months to make a squash." It is a law as immutable as ever were the laws of the Medes and Persians, a law unchangeable as sunrise; and, sunset, that the fruits and the things best worth having ripen most slowly. To attain a worth-while plant or a worth-while ambition ycu have to get deep down into the ground, deep down into the foundations. You have to get busy with the roots. And while the plant may not show off so well for the first few seasons, after a while it will make shade and bear fruit. Ti,n innvnort nr thr fnnlish nlanter who wants shade and fruit with as

little dtl:y and as little effort as possible tries to force the tree to bearing,, and it dies like the house plant which has been forced for an Kaster market.

When the plant shoots, the roots rot and the plant soon iouos mui. What is worth doing is worth while taking the time lor. What is worth getting is worth while waiting for. One of the most powerful and popular pulpit orators preached his best sermon on "The Government of God." "About how long did it take you to prepare that sermon? he was a.-ked later bv one of his congregation. "Oh, about forty years," he answered. Doctor Diesel studkd the theory of his engine for ten years. I-or five vears more he conducted practical experiments. When his motor Mas Unally Placed on the market, he was forty years old. And then men oi all nation hailed him a's one of the greatest discoverers and benel actors ol the day. It has alwavs been case after case with the lawyer, drali alter dratt with the writer, experiment alter experiment with the scientist, experience after experience, and trial after trial with everybody that transmits anticipation into realization. Success is a flower of slow growth. a

be hurried. It won t oe lorcea. uioor mu.-i not. ue mviuii-u

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TODAY'S TALK -rgo Matthew Adams, Author of "You Can". "Take It", "Up

POMPS AND PRIVILEGES Only as we are adjudged dependable do we become worthy. We must stand steady in the path of circumstances. And we must learn the art of solving ourselves. Others can't do it for us though they may sometimes try. Those who sit in the "sats of custom" surrounded by pomps and privileges, are not the pathfinders, the blasters of fate, nor the creators of new worlds. You who keep to your seats as the show goes by, are some day going to be in the show! Try to fete on courage. Try to feel the pull of ideas. And somehow try to get in the way of important events so that you may be a partaker in thun. You can't get far by idling on the sidelines. If you would reap a harvest, rich in realizations, you must spend a large amount of toil and sweat in the sowing. Snurn the easy way. The strong man must give his muscles something heavy and virile to feed upon. He must keep pushing them to their near limits. You never know what kind of stuff you are made of until you begin to tak'j yourself apart. And then most people are amazed and inspired by what they find! The great ideas of the world are hatched in corners, in garrets, in little rooms and out-of-the-way places where the mind may find quiet and where it may play in perfect abandon. For the mind is a jealous master. Get into the crowd to learn. But get out of It to think and to build!

Answers to Questions

Kfisuer Will you please tell me!

when and by whom the international dato line was made? Thf internation

al date line is an irregulnrlv drawn

person gains a day, since he makes one more revolution than the earth does. Since the line drawn is somewhat arbitrary, one might expect to find cartographic authorities to differ in its delineation, and such is the fact. There has been no conference by these

line, drawn somewhat arbitrarily, on authorities in the principal nations. Vn,U,aP Cf.-he Pra,'fiC .ora-: "ear thp!ln the aosence of international agreel0th merid.an of longi.u.K It marks mcnt ,t ,a possible to mark the line .ie place where navigators change j as it js aclualiy used in the Pacific heir date on the transpacific voyage. j,,ands. This is done b certaining rho r-ason for chanBmc the date if thJ date in on specific is- " IT ' Vhe5 Pers"n ,1;ave's west-Mand is American or Asiatic This is

num. u.- ii-usi ni.s uav ov one i

hour for every 15 degrees, since he moves along with the motion of the sun. By going westward entirely I around the earth, lengthening each j day by a certain amount, four minutes I lor each tervstial degree he travels, he will have lost one day on arrival ! at the starting point. The second day j of a month, for example, is to him the? i first; Monday is Sunday, according I to his reckoning. Going mound the earth eastward, is the reverse, and a

the way the line has been established by authorities in this country. Rentiers may obtain answer t qnpKilona by vrrltlnc the Palladium (titration and laairen drparlmnt. All qiirtIon should b Trrlitra plalaly and briefly. Aatntrt Trill be &lrm briefly.

Until the retirement of Woodrow Wiison. William Howard Taft was the only living ex-president following the death of Roosevelt.

Who's Who in the Day's News

bitterest critic of the Wilson admini.?-1 tration on account of their delay in ! entering the war. Alter the war, Har-j vey's paper became the mouthpiece of j the opposition to the league of nations. '

According to p:-eS-nt reports, Presi-1 At the recent Republican convention ; dent Harding will name Col. George Harvey was a powcmil figure and con-j TV Ifni'VcV to lio rot of :imlvi:ir!nr I ,-;-, ii.,-;i;n. r,. '

l ............... .... n;i n u II il liiUUILIf. 1 J I ill I . to Gre at. Britain. Harvey is well known j George B. Harvey was born at as a literary man. being the editor of ! Peachani, Vt.. Fe b. 16.1StJ4. He was

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educated at Peachani academy, L'iii-

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CEO. WARVEY support, as he

nerhans. when the baby grows up he

contributors suggests that tnis amount , wjh take to it better than his father."

be refunded to the taxpayers. We

It can't

except it he a squash success. . The oak variety can onlv be encouraged steadily and painstakingly nurtured by hard work, by heart work and head work and by taking the time.

Give yourself a chance, and lake time to ripen. niother came to the scene. She nolic- . r lied that one of the chldren was not

Villi'" f tJi said: "Wbv don't votl i

iaw i ! ., , icliances wou -! K't Han y play. ,,.

Mr and Mrs. Jones had come to .';'.' ll'u 0Y""lt-" ami .... I are pkivmg 'alligator, and he s eate that all important part of naming their j aU up new-born boy. Mr. Jones, who, bv the way, detested

work, and liked nothing better than to sit in front of the fire and watch other people do it, wanted the baby named plain "Bill." "I shall name the baby William Oliver Robert Kenneth," she asserted. "But why all those names?" asked her husband. "Because," replied Mrs. Jones tartly, "if you look at the initials you will find that they spell 'work,' so

nvm. He discovered j Wilson It! years agrj and conceived j t he idea of making ! him president. ! When w i 1 s o n ' s 1 chane-.' for elect ion ; became a reality he j

hr decide-d he did not want Harvey's; was afraid thai his! be injured hi e:;i:u of!

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Keview and i lar-1 veTsity of Nevada. I'nive isity of Ver-1 vey's Weekly. Har-!mont. Middiebiny college anil Erskine ! vey lias long been a j college. He has been i tie nti lied with i picturesque figure . a large number of newspapers, among j in political circles. 1 ilicm the Springfield Republican, Chi-1 He was known as'cat'o News, New York World. His!

the original Wilson : present home is in New York.

Memories of Old Days In This Paprr Ten Years Afjo Today

or the east. In a. public letter lie ; Harvey 1- withdraw his support.

! The sossni! of Hi" county commisi sinners was undoiihtedly a ve ry much befuddled affair, as ihere were frvr ! app!:ints for Jioue.r licenses aR, the

: new .a v. war, mi orprot a in so manv

i different ways by attorneys th 't i i was doubt fill if the commis-ioner

-ked i would In

own ;eeori! and the licenses.

te no ahead on their cither is.' tie or deny

are willing. One statistician figures out that the average farmer's wife makes $4,001 a year, but he doets not tell us what she gets.

Correct English

Don't Say: My KNIFE S handle is broken. The SUN'S rays are hot. His salary of TWO MONTHS is due. I bought a book WHOSE print is - too small. One of the football FLAYERS' leg was broken. Say: The handle of MY KNIFE Is broken. v The rays of THE SUN are hot. His TWO MONTHS' salary is due. I bought a book the print of WHICH is too small. The leg of one of the football PLAYERS was broken.

FROM THE BBSRDim.VB SISTERS CouRThs and colds are infectious, and prompt measures should be taken to stop the coug-hing and spreading of srerms. The following letter from tho Benedictine Sisters, Holy Name Convent, San Antonio. Fla.. Is of value to every mother:. "We have just received (shipment of Foley's Honey and Tar. It is a household remedy. We have used it pince we knew of it. for our children espectallv, and always found it beneficial." A. O. Iiiiken & Co., C26-B28 'in. Advertisement.

Johnny was given a surprise party and a number of games were played. Among them was a game called "alligator." Whiie they were playing Johnny's

HOW TO BANISH PILES

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If you think that the surgeon's knife is the only method of escape from the misery of piles, it's because you haven't heard of the new treatment known as Dr. Leonhardt's HEMROID. The Doctor's treatment is internal. By experimenting for years he discovered the exact cause of piles and then went further and compounded a remedy that would remove the cause. Dr. Leonhardt wants every sufferer to benefit by his discovery and so that there will be no doubting or delay Quigley's drug stores and all druggists are authorized to sell HEM-ROID with guarantee that It will do as stated or money back. On that honorable basis every sufferer should secure a package of Dr. Leonhardt's HEM-ROID today. Advertisement.

Rippling Rhymes By WALT MASON

THE PLUTE. Three years ago. in Estes Park, I met an oil-well millionaire, and life for him was just a lark, without a trouble or a care. His was the finest car in sight, for his own use designed and built, and when he went to roost at night he doubtless had an ermine ejuilt. Naught was too luscious for his blood, he had the price, and then some more; his royalties, in ceaseless flood rolled in. like breakers on th-, shore. But yesterday I sat me down upin a San Diego bench, to watch the cops patrol the town, and mark the other henchman hench. A man who sat at my right hand remarked', "You know me not, alas! And yet I've often seen you stand and watch me cut all kinds of grass. You've heard my priceless auto toot along the mountain gorges dark; for I'm the gay and festive plute who brought high life to Estes Park. Then life was full and rich and sweet, but fortune is a fickle crone, and now I long for things to eat, and wish you'd stake me with a bone." Thus gamblers go their giddy ways, today they're rich, tomorrow poor; great chances fill their buy days, but nothing's certain, nothing sure. The rainbow's end they always sejek; no rainbow'a end I want in mine; I'd rather earn so much a week, and put the product down in brine.

j Later C'oionel Harvey became the1

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Th roujh the Palladium CLASSIFIED

,0 you realize that

it is so easy to sell

a piano or other musxal instruments through the classified columns of the Palladium that the advertising manager has been forced to rigidly censor copy to prevent "Gyp" advertising? These "Gyp" advertisements are only traps to catch prospective buyers. The Palladium columns

carry only good clean business proposals and it isn't hard at all to sell a piano through a classified medium of this character. Thousands of them are sold each year by this method. If you are thinking of buying a phonograph and have been hesitating because you already have a piano why, that is easy.

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