Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 45, Number 98, 5 March 1920 — Page 11

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. FRIDAY, MAKCii 5, lyzv.

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Mrs. Solomon Says Being The Confessions of The-. Seven-Hundreth Wife. BY HELEN ROWLAND

(Copyright, 1919, by the Wheeler'

Syndicate. Inc.) Verily, verily my Daughter, three tilings I trust not nay four I find too much for me. A Ouija board and a man who -would travel to Mars upon a rocket. The voice of a milliner, who saith, "Oh, how becoming!" And the words ot a man who promiseth "Eternal Love"! Lo, the Young Idealist cryeth: "Behold, could 1 but find the Perfect Woman of my dreams, then would I cease from frivoling and love her forever and ever!" But I smile behind my fan and answer him, saying: "Yea, verily, my son! I KNOW the Ideal, whom thou seekest. "Even a damsel who is both dazzling and modest. "Chic and economical. "Brilliant and yet unsophisticated; pood and yet interesting; fascinating and yet hath never been kissed! ' "One, who will cause the vanity to be puffed up, when she walketh amongst men, making them to turn their heads and cry "Behold! A peach!" yet, one who will be content to sit at home and watch then read the newspaper six evenings of the week. "One who vill go forth upon the Highway looking like a breath , from Paris and yet, cheerfully make over her frocks and trim her own hats. "One who will cater to thy digestion and also adorn the drawing-room. "One who will be cold and haughty toward all others yet who will run at thy whistle, tremble at thy frown, and cat. nut of thine hand!

"Even, a kitten and a nueen: a paint

nd a Circe: an ornament and a

kitchen utensil; a halo and a foot

stool. "And. having found this PARAGON, thou wilt love her sufficiently to feed and clothe and pet her. so long as she flattereth thee and coddleth and waiteth upon thee and doth not get upon thr nerves. "So long as pbe fteppeth her figure and her dienity and never causeth thee to blush. "So long as she never boreth thee, ror naggeth thee, nor expresseth her riFATi opinion of tbee. "So long as she tickleth thy vanity and doth not tread upon thine amourpronre. "O to? Talk not unt! ME of th Perfect Woman, and man's Eternal Love! "For the one Is a Paradox and the oilier Is n. Droam! "And nitlipr pxisteth, Rave in a man's imagination. "But a wIpp man will bp pnnionf. to find a damsel, .who Is kissnlin, and cheerful and loyal. For no more can anv man ASK! "And an honest man will promise to 'ove her, so long as he flndeth her lovable. "For no more can ANY man pioTrt?se! " SELAII.

War Department Waterways Made Into Two bivisions (By Associated Prss) WASHINGTON, March 5. The inland waterways placed under the jurisdiction of the War Department by the terms of .the railroad bill have been divided into two divisions, the war department announced Thursday with bribadier Gen. Frank T. Hines, chief of transportation service in charge of the operation. One division consists of tug boats and canal boats operated between Buffalo, N. Y., and New York City, and Long Island Sound, via the New York State Canal and Hudson river. The other division consists of tug boats and canal boats operated in the Iis-

j sissippi river from St. Louis to New

Orleans and to the wirTior river, near Birmingham, Ala.

Masonic Calendar

Friday, March 5. King Solomon's Chapter No. 4, R. A. M. Called convocation. Work in Mark Master's degree, beginning at 7 o'clock. Saturday, March 6. Loyal chapter No. 49, O. E. S. Stated meeting and initiation of candidates.

MILLION DOLLAR WILL VOID. (By Associated Press) NEW YORK, March 5. Mrs. Rosa F. Spang, widow of a Pittsburg steel manufacturer, was of unsound mind when she signed her will leaving the bulk of her $2,000,000 to charity and giving her only "child, Mrs. Mabel Spang Ancker, of Copenhagen, Denmark, an annuity of but $10,000, according to , a verdict rendered by a Jury , in the surrogate court Thursday. The jury deliberated more than 12 hours.

HOG ISLAND IS FOR SALE WASHINGTON, March 5. The Shipping Board is ready to sell Hog Island, the great fabricating shipyard built during the world war. Chairman John B. Payne announced Wednesday that title to the yard site had been perfected by payment of $1,757,000 to the American International Ship Building company, which owned the land, and that he was ready to receive bids for the property. Purchase of yard by the state of Pennsylvania or the city of Philadelphia, for use as a shipping terminal, has been suggested.

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CRANE IS NOMINATED I By Associated ' Press) WASHINGTON"; TMarch 5. The nomination of Charles R. Crane,, of Chicago to be minister to China, was sent to the senate Thursday by President Wilson;

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