Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 45, Number 27, 12 December 1919 — Page 11

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(From London Gazette.) (I visualise the casual dock laborer of the future Urine In a garden city, with a branch labor exchange In connection with the dock area, and put- - ting In his free time In his garden, from which he would be called by tele phone to his work at the docks. Sir , Eric Oeddes In the Future.) . (Scene: a country, cottage In Bucks. BUI Slogglna, dock laborer, reading the latest betting news. The phone rings. ,: Bill Ignores It The-bell keeps ringing, until, finding the sound disturbing, Bill lifts the receiver.) : ' "Wotlnelsthemarrer?" "Is this Mr. William Slogtnir. "Tus. Whoor yew?". : "London Dock speaking Mr. Sloggins. We hare a boat coming up the river. Will you kindly come and help us to unload herf" "Orl right. Wot's the goodsr "The goods, Mr. Blogglns? Ohl you -mean the cargo It's tallow." fear! My missus swore at me sumthink 'orrld the last time I come 'ome arter messln abart wiv taller. , She sad my close stunk so bad she wasn't ' able ter enjly her lunch of patty dee four grar, or whatever the stuff's called. No, young feller; no more taller fer me. thank yew. If yew've got a ship wiv some nice little boxes of pins or 'andkerchiefs, or enything wot don't bong an ain't 'eavy, then ITl come erlong; But taller I Blimey!" (Drops receiver on the floor. (Scene: An artistic bungalow on the Dorking Hills. Jim Fox, formerly of Poplar, planting cabbages in a cor1 ner of his 2-acre allotment. The 'phone - MM n a. v

2 rings, im wae c&us mm.; Vl "Righto, euvnor!"

. ,To that werry identical." "Mr. Fox this is the Commercial Docks., We have just berthed a cou

ple of; steamers, : and ' I am booking hands to discharge her. What about you?" "Not ter-dye, ol sport Qotter rice on." "Rice, did you say. Mr. Fox?"

; "Tus; rice. Dontcherknow what I mean? Were wos yew eddlcated? Rice, I sed gee-gees oases wiv four legs r-a-c-e, if yew want me ter spell It. An' I've got five bob on the fav'rit" "Of course in that case, Mr. Fox, we could not possibly expect you. Goodby." (Groans and rings off.)

. Scene: A riverside villa at Richmond. Bob Smlke, of the Docker's union, swallowing bottled beer. The 'phone rings. He puts the bottle down and lifts the receiver) WaJJerwant?" ' "Can I hav a word, please, with Mr. Robert Smlke?" "'Sine. Oos that?" "The London Castle has Just arrived, Mr. Smlke, and is ready to discharge. Can you give us a hand?" 'Wots ther pye?" '' "I don't follow you, Mr. Smlke." "I ain't arskin' yew ter f oiler me. I sed, wot's the -pye. Ain't yer never teard of pye, before? Don' chey get no pye fer workin'? Wot's the pye the dibs the spondulics fer me doin the job?" "Ah! I've got you. Mr. Smlke. Well, you get the new government rates: Two pounds a day; lunch at 11, din-

3 ner at 1 and tea at 4:30. Of course we send a car to bring you from home

and take you back again." "Ang on 'art a mo'." He leaves the 'phone and asks his wife how much money she has left She says, "One-and-nlne," as of course, he hasn't been to the dosks for the last two months, and she's just about

spent up. He tells her to shut her

jaw and returns to the Instrument Sye, docks I " "Yes, Mr. Smlke." "Well, I ain't reely feelln' very welt I'm orful tired, but I ain't one of those blokes wot shirks 'is dooty; so send a

Eyes Weak? If your eyes aro weak and workstrained; your vision blurred, if you And it d&lcult to read and must wear glucses, go to your druggist and get a bottle of Bon-Opto tablets. Drop one In a fourth of a glass of watsr and bathe the eyes two to four times a day. Stronger eyes, clearer vision, and sweet relief win make you tell your friends about Bon-Opto. ' ftote! Ptetara mt BoftOpto tmgflMMerlbt M?t in a wee V time la many inatutces.

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. FRIDAY. DEC. 12, 1919.

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Cambridge City. Mrs. R. G. Beeson, who has been quite sick is reported some better..... Mrs. Angle Chamness, who has been seriously ill, is slightly Improved..... Mr. and Mrs. Frank Newman made a business trip to Winchester, Wednesday.. . . .Mr. and Mrs. Fraxier, of Beuna Vista, attended the revival services here Wednesday night.... The revival meetings, conducted by John Hatfield Evangelist of Knlghtstown, and Ret. Frank Edwards, are gaming In Interest. Today, Thursday, they are having a meeting for Divine Healing. The series of meetings will soon close. Sunday will be the last day, unless it is thought best then to continue them. Don't miss these meetings. Sunday school at 9:15. Lesson: "The Cruet fixlon and Resurrection of Jesus.".,.. Frank Bales is at the home of his uncle Allen Deboy, and is seriously ill with lung trouble. BroxvnsviUe, Ind. Mr. and Mrs. Robert McDougU and Mr. and Mrs. George Jobe were dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. Will Murray Sunday Kenneth Fields and Ivan Maze spent 'Wednesday at Connersville. . . .Mr. and Mrs. Luther Rude and sons of Clifton spent Sunday with the tetter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Rife Paddock.... Mrs. Albert Wadsworth spent Wednesday in Connersville with relatives Mrs. David Clevenger spent Tuesday the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. M. B. McCashland. ....Mr. and Mrs. Rife Paddock are moving this week to Knlghtstown, Ind..... Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Maze and daughters were in Liberty Tuesday afternoon.... Mr. and .Mrs. Charles Keller and grandchildren were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Clark Kinder Saturday night and Sunday Mr. Mrs. Clarence West and sons attended the twenty-fifth wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Brown, Sunday..... Mr. and Mrs. Ed Plough spent Tuesday with relatives at Lyonsville. . . .Mr. and Mrs. Enoch

Maze and Mr. and Mrs. Will. Maze were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. John Maze Sunday afternoon Miss Luva Kaufman Is spending a few days with her aunt Mrs. George Funk Miss Martha McLaln is spending a few days with friends in Connersville. .Ralph Robinson, of Liberty, was hereThursday afternoon. David Clevenger and Oscar Parks shipped hogs to Indianapolis Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. M. B. McCashland were here Thursday evening.. .. .Mr. and Mrs. George Maze and son Ivan, and Mrs. Forreat Stevens and son, went to Connersville Thursday afternoon. ....Joseph Helm made a trip to Liberty-Thursday..... Mr. and Mrs. Leland Giese and daughter were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Fields Miss Ova Long of Liberty, spent the week end the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Todd Miss Ruth Noble of Frankfort, Ind., spent a few days last week with her uncle, S. J. 1 1 t,A H nvifl 1LTf-a TrtKn

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