Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 45, Number 20, 3 December 1919 — Page 5

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. WEDNESDAY,. DEC. 3, 1919.

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Heart and Beauty Problems By Mrs. Elisabeth Thompson

Dear Mrs. Thompson: Two years ago I met a young man I loved at first sight I did not have the pleas'lire of his company, as he volunteered for service In France, where he spent eighteen months. While he was in camp we corresponded In a friendly way. After he returned from France I met him at a party again and from that time on we were together frequently. He works In another town. About four weeks ago we quarrelled because of another girl in the town in which- he works. A few days ago I received a letter

from him asking me to be sorry for

the subject at any length. Never show

jealousy of the girl again. Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am engaged to a boy working here, but his home Is in another state. His mother Is aware of the fact.! Should I correspond with, his mother? I am to be married Christmas and I have never met bis mother. BOB. Your fiance's mother should write

to you first. Doubtless she doesn't realize that you would enjoy a letter

from her welcoming you Into the fam-i

Inly. I would wait, however, until she

does write. Dear Mrs. Thompson: I would like

to know if it is proper for two sisters

Mrs. Solomon SaySBelna The Confessions of The 8even-Hundrth Wife. . BY HELEN ROWLAND

the way I acted. I really am sorry, pto go riding with two boys after dark?

but don't think I should tell him. Or? We always go togetner in tne same

should J? How can I win him back and not compromise myself? v BILLY. Probably the boy wants to be .friendly and tried to put humor Into his letter. I should take It that way if I were you. Answer his letter and tell him that you have forgotten the Incident. Do not apologize or menticfa

tar. yuisslK. Convention would Bay that you should not go riding at night unchaperoned. I think, however, that It would be all right If you are at least eighteen years of age and have selfrespect. Some young people regard a machine as a good place tor spooning.

She Married An Average Man

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"What you need." said Athena Hast today, dragging me Into a strong light, "is a vacation. You look exactly like an accident on Its way to happen somewhere." "But I cant go away with Jim's mother still stopping with us." "Certainly, you can. How long's she been with yon?" Tire weeka tomorrow," I sighed. "Listen, Athwna, X donl want to be one of those women who knock tnothern4aws on general principles. Bjut X swear to you' ' "No need to swear, darting." broke in Athena. "I know all about It. I married John Hast when I waa nine teen, You ought to have seen him when X took him! Of course John's BO Apollo BeMdere, and never was. But he has got brains and has used

them and he has been successful. ar-A , f . kain1 fcn a. .1.1 . Wflfl .

tjrthree years. "It is all because I rescued John at e tender age from a mother who was ruining his life. He was tied to her. He was dominated by her. He had too much money to spend. He was spoiled. He was vain and he was a good deal of a foot "He had just sense enough to mar ry me, and I set him free because I Baw possibilities In him. I dldnt marry for love. I'm not that kind of a woman. I married because I am thrifty and wanted to make something out of nothing. "Now my dear, sweet, pretty, redheaded little Ann. I'm saying all this to ehow you what a, woman can do with marriage If she goes about it right I got John away from his mother ana made him a regular person. And I can help you get your mother-in-law away from him If it's worth while. That's what I'm trying to find out. Is it worth while? Perl sonally, I'm not crazy about your hus4 band. But if you are, I'll show you how to manage him. "He has been brought up wrong. Most people were brought up wrong

thirty years ago, men especially, They were taught that they were just naturally lords of creation, and only the very strongest of them could outgrow It. It's going to be hard to do much with Jim, because he's an egotist and he's set in his mind. But the first thing to do Is to get you away from him oh, temporarily, dear, Just to Atlantic City or somewhere. I'll go with

you, and I'll guarantee to find out whether you really love him enough to make your marriage a success or whether you'll have to chuck the whole thing and start fresh. "Now you wait right here and III

telephone to Jim that you've an attack of nervous Indigestion. That's a perfectly nice thing to have makes you ill enough to rest, but doesnt start the whole family running round in

circles.

"Then, after you're better, you can go home and 111 come over tonight

and drop a discreet hint to mother-in-law (you know she likes me, Ann;

can you beat It?) that you must run

away to the shore for a week with

me, and she must stay on and take

care of Jim

"Don't you see how simple It Is If

you nave a uttie gumption; uump-

tlon is my great gift!"

The funny part of it all Is that It

has worked out just as Athena said. That woman can do anything with anybody even Jim, who dislikes her.

we are leaving day after tomorrow (To be continued.)

(Copyright, 1919, by the Wheeler Syndicate. Inc.) The Way of a Lover, at Christmas Time, Is Harder, Than a Food Profiteer's Heart! - "Oh. Spirit of Santa," salth the Lover," hear now the Yuletide Sup

plication of one who walketh amid snares and pitfalls and raging women! "Verily,1 verily, this is the hour of woman's delight, and of man's tribu

lation! "For the Husband is beset with bills,

the Bachelor Is beset with fears and

with loneliness and the Lover is beset with temptations.

Then, give me strength and wis

dom, that I may face the danger of the mistletoe season, without flinching.

For I know in my heart, that if

I kiss my Beloved, when 6he standeth beneath the Bough of Temptation, I

shall speak the fatal word. And I am not yet prepared in pocket or in spirit, for the halter, the snuffle, and the curb.

Yet, If I do NOT kiss her, I Bhall

be cast out into oblivion and shall

be known in the land as "Cold Feet" and as "Cad."

Deliver me I beseech thee, from

the bitter loneliness of the Single-foot-

er, at Christmastlde, yea, spare me from that 'Nobody-Loves-Me' feeling!

For It is the false sign, by which many a Sentimental Free Lance hath been lured from the open, into Kverlasting Union! "Spare me from Women's Junk! From Delia Robbia plaques, and new art condlestlcks! From hand-made slippers whlch-re always too small,

BOMB IS FOUND IN OFFICES

OF EMPLOYERS ASSOCIATION

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 3. A bomb

was found in the employment offices of the San Francisco Water Front Employers' association shortly before it

was timed to explode, it was announc ed today by the police.

cravats which are always too lurid, and pipes which are always unsmokeable, oh deliver me! For I have done naught to deserve them! ', " "Above all, show me the heart of a woman, that I may look into it, and discover what she WANTETH! "For as yet, no man hath ever succeeded In pleasing a woman at Christmas time! "Lo, seven -damsels may be delighted with grders from the Florist, and seven more may be contented with

burnt offerings from the Confectioner,

But she who is IT In my affections, how shall I satisfy her?

"For behold, if I offer her a wrist watch, which my fancy dictateth, and mv eenerosity prompteth, will she

not say:

" 'Aha! He is SERIOUS! It Is

better than a proposal of marriage! "Yet I know not myself, whether : am serious or only dazzled!

"But If I send her the impersonal umbrella, or non-committal set of Kipling, will she not weep and gnash

her teeth as one who hath round a

switch in her stocking?

"Lo. If I offer her the costly gift, will she not return It. saying 'How

dare you?'

"Yet. if I send her the 'simple but tasteful rememberance, will she not write me down In her heart as 'Cheap

Skate?' "Where then, do I alight-

"Verily, already, I am as one that wondereth In a maze, helpless and

blinded! Counters, and clerks dance before my eyes, and I am seized with dizziness at sight of a shop window.

"Then, guide me, oh Spirit of Wis

dom, over the troubled sea of holiday

shopping, that I may neither be shattered on the rock of my Beloved's wrath nor caught in the whirlpool of matrimony, but may come out on the other side, safe, sane, sound, and still

SINGLE!

I ASPIRIN-A Talk!

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The nam "Bayer" identifies the true, world-famous Aspirin prescribed by physicians for over eighteen years. The name "Bayer" means genuine Aspirin proved safe by millions of 'people. In each unbroken package of "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" you are told how to safely take this genuine Aspirin for Colds, Head

ache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neuritis and for Pah.v Always say "Bayer" when buying Aspirin. Then look for the safety "Bayer Cross" on the package and on the tablets. Handy tin boxes of twrlve tablets cost but a few cents. Drug

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RICHMOND MAN READ ABOUT IT IN THE PAPERS

The Experience of Well

Known and Reliable Persons Impressed Him, So He Acted for Himself. Now Declares He is Free From Rheumatism, Constipation, Stomach Troubles, Sluggish Liver and Nervousness, Thanks to Dreco "I read In the papers about how . these folks right here at home got over their sickness by taking Dreco, so I thought what would do them Food, would do me good also, bo I got Dreco too," said Mr. John Mortality, a woodworker with the Richmond Safety Gate Co- who lives -at 105 N. 20th street, Richmond, Ind. "I've been sick for qnrte a while and have tried many remedies recommended for my troubles but none ; reached me; I was daily constipated; ray stomach pained me and after meals I'd get nauseated, have aching pains and feel that a lump was choking me in my throat. My river was inactive and often spots danced before my eyes, giddy spells attacked me and I'd have splitting headaches . I had a dull, aching pain in my back, in the region of my kidneys; my nerves were on edge so I couldnt sleep. "If any one doubts what they read here, they ,can come to my address and I'll ii them how Dreco gave complete relief from these troublesI'm like a new being, full of strength, energy and vitality. Dreco did the work for me." The underlying cause of most Stomach troubles, such as gas, belching, indigestion, dyspepsia, sour risings, foul breath, acidity, heartburn, ptc seems to be faulty or Impaired nutrition of the digestive tract. It is the height of folly to try to drown a dek stomach with patented mefficines jor deaden the nerves with dope pills. Ton must use Nature's own methods jy reaching the cause of the trouble first Once remove the cause and see jow quickly all stomach troubles 'vanish, Mr. Powers, the wen known Dreco expert, has headquarters at Thistlethwaite's Drug Store, to meet the local yubllc and explain the merits of this real remedy. See him today. Adv.

FROM your seat in the train as you journey through the Middle West, you see at almost every station you pass the great white storage tanks of the Standard Oil Campany (Indiana). These bulk stations are maintained to insure prompt delivery of petroleum products jto the people in that community. To them these tanks are Symbols of Service. As you motor over the highways and byways of the countryside, you pass the dark green tank wagons of the Standard Oil Company (Indiana) busy delivering petroleum products from the bulk stations to the farmer's tank. To the farmer these are Symbols of Service. At convenient points in city, town and hamlet you find attractive service stations beautifying ugly corners. These are maintained for your convenience and to you they re Symbols of Service. You stop at a railroad crossing to let a train pass. In it arc a number of tank cars, hurrying forth from the Standard Oil Company (Indiana) refineries to replenish the stocks at bulk stations. Aside fiom their usefulness as carrierr, these also are Symbols of Service. The Standard Oil Company (Indiana) is a service organization, and wherever you may see its name or a piece of its equipment, you see a Symbol of the Service it is striving to give in maintaining its position as a public servant doing its full duty. Standard Oil Company (Indiana) 910 S. Michigan Ave Chicago, HI.

"For. alas, the way of a lover at

Christmastlde Is harder that a food

profiteer's heart, and sadder than a

holiday dinner In a big restaurant!"

Selah.

Hagerttown, Ind. Rev. Fred Stovenour, of Portland,

will lecture at the Christian church

on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs

day nights.... Mr. and Mrs. R. B.

Worl entertained Mr. and Mrs. Alonzo!

Smith of Connersville. Mr. and Mrs.

Joe Stoneclpher and son Jean, Sunday. ...Mrs. Ada Thurston and sister

Mrs. Laura Gebhart were guests at dinner Friday of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Thurston. .. .Mr. and Mrs. Chester

Locke moved from north of town into Mrs. Sarah Walts' residence on Harrison street, Tuesday. . .The Woman's History club met Monday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Martha Bowman on

Perry street. .. .Mrs. Garold Gamber of Oreensfork, is spending a few days this week with her parents, Mr. and

Mrs. Ault Lamb.,.. Mrs. Alice Howell was entertained at dinner Thanksgiving by Mrs. Delia Rudy and mother, Mrs. Teetor. . . ' ' FAMOUS ENGLISH SOLDIER. . SAILOR AND AUTHOR OIES

LONDON, Dec. 3. Field Marshal

Sir Evelyn Wood died here this after

noon. . Field Marshal Wood, sailor, soldier

and authc was born at Cressing, Braintree, Essex, Feb. 9, 1838. He entered the navy in 1852 and served in the Crimean war shortly afterward and was severely wounded in this campaign. In December. 1869, Sir Evelyn was awarded the Vivtoria Cross..

VOMQ! Ill CUSEZESS Woman's power la America Is wan Illustrated by the thousands of women who entered almost every line of business to replace men who wore drafted during the war. Health proved .their strongest asset. Many women, how-1 ever, developed weak, nervous conditions and could not stand the strain of a business life. Such women should remember there is on tried and true remedy In Lydia E. ' Plnkham's Vegetable Compound, which for forty-five years has been restoring health and strength to women of America, Adv.

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Wouldn't any woman be happy, After years of backache suffering. Days of misery, nights of unrest. The distress of urinary troubles, When she finds freedom. Many readers will profit by the following. Mrs. R. W. Routh, 207 Randolph St, Richmond, gave the following statement: "Several years ago I used Doan's Kidney Pills and found them to be an excellent kidney remedy. I took them because another of my family had used them with such good results for backache and irregular action of the kidneys. Doan's relieved me In a short time." OVER TWO YEARS LATER, Mrs. Routh said: "I am always glad to recommend Doan's Kidney Pills. They helped me wonderfully and I know there is no better remedy for kidney trouble." Price 60c. at all dealers. Don't Bimply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Mrs. Routh- had. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.

SALE of Paintings By Frank Girardin

Room 311, Union National Bank Bldg., entrance South 8th St; take elevator. I have a number of small pictures suitable for presents. Sale Closes Dec. 10th

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CHRISTMAS brightness fills this store. Christmas stocks are ready. Christmas business is getting lively too. Every day finds our aisles just a little more crowded with people of forethought who appreciate the advantages of early Christmas shopping and another thing worth remembering, too, is that "Early-in-the-day" shoppers are the ones who can shop in a more leisurely manner and can make more careful selections than those who wait until afternoon when the store is crowded. Try shopping before noon you'll like it!

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Oh Boy! Bread and Milk Here's the food to make the little chap smack his lipr. with delight. Of course he wants "to grow big like daddy." Then give him generous slices of tempting, golden-crusted Bread and plenty of delicious, rich milk. Nature will do the rest. But don't forget to keep the loaf of Bread and the bottle of milk handy. Heaping bowlfuls of bread and mflk makes rosy, sturdy little bodies and furnishes bundles of energy for play. Bread is your Best Food. . Eat more of it. All patriotic and thrifty Americans are now asked to eat more Bread Richmond-baked Bread is Bread at its best always wholesome, tempting and highly nutritious Eat it

Two Slices for One Zwissler's Bakery Bayer's Bakery Richmond Baking Company