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PAGE SIX THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM SATURDAY, MAR. 15, 1919.

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM!

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Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by " Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Bulldlnc, North. Ninth and Sailor Street. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond. Indiana, as Seo end Class Mall Matter. r- . . - - - - .. ' - MOMDEn OF THB ASSOCIATKD PRESS The Associated Press la azcluatvaly entitled to tha nam for republication of all news dlcpatchaa credited to It or not otherwlaa credited In this paper and aJo the local news published herein. All rights of republication of Pclal Alapatchas herein are also reserved. The American Way American institutions were born of freedom and are the results of great human sacrifices. Under them every man is given an opportunity to work out his own destiny. . An opportunity to change these institutions is placed within our own keeping. We may exercise this power by convincing a sufficient number o people to agree with us and vote with us atan election. The keeping of our institutions has been placed in our hands and a method to change them lias been established by law. This method is an orderly one. It is conducted by elections. These elections are 'not very far apart in the United States! In, most states they are held every two years and on these occasions every man has the right to vote as he sees fit. If he believes changes should-be made, the way to do - it is through the ballot box.. This is a fact which the Bolshevists, violent

Socialists, and the I. W. V. will not take into consideration. They want to resort to violence. Whenever force is used in a democracy, as free as is ours", to achieve an end, it is conclusive proof that those who use this method do not believe in our systent of government, or are incapable of self-government. For that reason persons who resort to violence to bring about changes in this country, ought to

be deported, sent into exile or prison. The great mass of the American people believe in system and order. , The American Republic is the greatest example of governmental system and order devised for the protection of civil rights that was ever founded. If a man is dissatisfied with the institutions created under our form of government, and will not use the method instituted by the founders of our Republic to bring about changes, he ought to be sent to prison or forced to go to a country where force and violence are used as means of carrying out the popular will. The American way is the ballot box.

household commodities to her home instantly and without the expenditure of effort. The report of Director Rogers also shows that the five year period from 1912 to 1917 shows an increase in the amount of business done over the country's telephone lines, although the increase in wire mileage was proportionately, though not absolutely less. . One of the most, gratifying features of development of the telephone industry in our minds is the extension of the rural systems, linking the remote rural districts with the city. For many

years the farmer had no chance of communicating quickly with his neighbor or with his dealers and friends in the city. It usually meant a long trip in a vehicle. Now the farmer is as close to the markets and to his friends and neighbors as is the urban dweller. What the telephone has done for the farmer's wife is a long chapter. Formerly she belonged to a class that was almost isolated from the rest of the world. Her visitors were few. Now she can visit at all hours of the day with her neighbors and friends in the city. A strand of wire has brought about this transformation in her life in almost a miraculous manner.

The Telephone a Household Necessity One out of every two families in the United States had a telephone in 1917 and during that year the total number of telephone calls averaged two hundred for every man, woman and child in the country, according to a preliminary report on the telephone industry of the United States made by Director Rogers of the census bureau. The conclusion to be drawn from this statement is that the telephone has become as essential in the household economy as the range or rocking chair. It is almost beyond belief that one out of every two families in this nation had a telephone in the home and that more than two hundred calls a year were made by every man, woman and child, almost one call a day. These figures indicate how popular is the use of the telephone. In business circles the telephone is an indispensable piece of equipment, even the smallest one-man concern using it diligently and profitubly. In home life the telephone has become both a vehicle to cover distance and a medium to outstrip time. The telephone brings a neighbor many miles, distant to your very home. By removing the receiver and establishing connection, you-may visit with him as readily and conveniently as if he were sitting in the room. Instead of being compelled to ride many miles in a steam coach or to make a long trip by automobile, one can now supplant many miles of travel by making the voice travel over a thread of wire. The telephone is a boon to the housewife, which brings the grocery-keeper, butcher and other dealers in

Responsibility for Free Speech The doctrine of free speech has long been

cherished by the American people as one of their

inalienable rights, and correctly so. Free speech belongs to free people. If freedom of speech is curtailed, a people ceases to be free and becomes the slave of the opinion of others.

Radicals in the United States for years have taken advantage of this doctrine to exploit seditious and revolutionary principles. They argued that if this is a free country, every man has the right to say what he wants to say. But they overlooked the all important fact that no matter what a man says he is personally responsible for his utterances. Or in other words, the principle of responsibility of utterances was disregarded by these men. The recent decision of the United States Supreme court in upholding the conviction of Eugene V. Debs for violating the espionage act in delivering invectives against conscription set out that his right of free speech had not been invaded but that he was accountable for what he said, and if this was in violation of the laws of the United States, he could not appeal to the principle of free speech to escape punishment. Debs, along with other radicals, has argued that not only shall there be. freedom of speech but also no recourse against the speaker. The fallacy is apparent to any one who will stop long enough to ponder the argument. If a man were not held responsible for what he said,' a wide avenue would be open for seditious and libelous utterances and the victims of the statements would have no chance to recover under the law.

When did First Auto Appear Richmond?

That rare novelty, an automobile, first appeared in Richmond as the "star" of a minstrel show, on October 6, 1898. When the 6how left town, the automobile stayed. It was bought by Al. Splekenheier, who sold It later

to S. W. Draper. The car, which -was a steamer, was In active use until a few years ago, but was scrapped by

Draper in favor of a Ford. The first gasoline car was owned by Henry "Wilson, and the second by O. G. Murray, both being bought in 1900. All the earliest Richmond machines remained in use until a few years ago, but all are on the scrap heap now.

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WHO BOTHERS ABOUT FEET NOW? Anaconda Standard. Now comes a surgical expert and says automobile riding gives a person flat feet. But that isn't so annoying as flat tires.

HOPE THE IDEA IS CATCHING Cleveland Plain Dealer. The world is getting better. A Michigan man has introduced a bill calling for shorter sessions of the legislature.

SPEAKING OF HORRIBLE EXAMPLES Detroit Free Press. A Turk never touches intoxicating liquor. That ought to have the effect, almost, of making a prohibition orator dry up.

ON THE RIGHT TRACK NOW Baltimore American. Coxey proposes to lead an army to Washington to protest against prohibition. That man may be president yet.

SHOULD BE BIG DEMAND FOR 'EM Pittsburg Dispatch. The Government is selling a lot of gas masks. They may be useful during next year's campaign.

TO TAKE CARE OF MEMBERS, EH? Ohio State Journal. The Legislature is thinking of building two more insane asylums. They will be needed.

Humanity Wakes!

From the Cincinnati Enquirer. ' T K can think of no other adequate explanation of ' the present world-wide agitations of our common humanity but that of its attaining a selfconscious exitence. As individuals we develop the sense of personality, of self-knowledge, of responsibility, of our life mission, through a sort of travail of our spirits. We pass through the period of adolescencoV We shall never forget the brilliant and moving account which Jean Paul Itichter has given of that dramatic moment when, alone, amid the simple surroundings of his boyhood home, he suddenly recognized himself as something distinct and separate from the buildings, the earth, the trees and the sky. It waa a glorious but a fearsome moment of discovery the discovery of the significance of individual human existence. . There is a sense In which organizations and institutions "pass through this' same experience. Originating In some fresh, spontaneous enthusiasm, they enter lightly upon their career and continue in that state of irresponsible joy until some unexpected peril rouses them to the solemn consciousness of their mission and its grave responsibilities. Even nations seem predestined to pass through this titage In fact through many, many stages such as this. In the throes of the Civil War, for example, our country Violently awoke to the sense of Its responsibility to per

petuate itself as an indivisible unit of national life. And we have found ourself, our soul, again in the agitations of this recent war. We awoke to the consciousness of our world relationships and obligations. That the human race itself is attaining to some such telf-consciousness in this tragic period of reconstruction seems not unlikely. It has certainly never known itself before, has never analyzed its mission, has never concentrated its undivided attention upon its destiny. Today, however, like a giant suddenly roused from a too protracted slumber by the approach of an insidious foe, humanity has awakened to a sense of danger and is asking fundamental questions of itself. Who am I? What is my essential nature? What are my fundamental obligations? What is the end for which I came into being? How can I find the way to reach it? Whether these questions are capable of any satisfactory answer is, perhaps, the question of all questions, but if one thing seems more certain than any other it is that as long as the prevailing philosophy of the nation is for all "to go as they please and the devil take tho hindmost," there will be wars and rumors of wars. The brain of the human race, through its delegates to the great Peace Conference, is at work upon these fundamental problems. May the great world war and the multitudinous revolutions going on but mark the pascage of the youth into manhood, the travail of the world in giving birth to its soul!

Good Evening! , By ROY K. MOULTON

IN THE SWEET DRY AND DRY. ..(From the Public Prints in 1922) Grandma Perkins was placed under

arrest yesterday by the villaga con-1

stable tor making dandelion wine. Experts claim that the wine grandma makes is 9 per cent, wine and 91 per cent. kick. Grandma is an old-fashioned woman who never believed in doing things by halves. Three pints of this hideous concoction were confiiscated and two members of the vigilance committee, who sampled it, have been sent to the psycopathic ward for observation. Mr. and Mrs. Abner. J-Terwilliger have been placed under arrest for having in their cupboard a bottle of fermented catsup. It went off just like champaign used to, and the report attracted the attention of the officer in the street. Their defense was that they didn't know the catsup was fermenting, but this was held to be no excuse. They left for Sing Sing on the 12:17 for an extended stay. Now that there is to be only onehalf of 1 percent, "kick"' in the beverages served at banquets, the banquet speakers will have to put a 111 more kick in their speeches. Used to be that any kind of a speech would make a hit after 10 o'clock.

THE TEARDROP. A star slips softly from the sky, In the hush of dusk, out of the blue; It is God's teardrop, from on high, For He has disappointments, too. Doris Kenyon.

A Bolshevik is a guy who sticks his head in an empty rainwater barrel and yells.

United States court has just ruled that a jewsharp is not a musical instrument. It sometimes takes a court a good many years to find things out.

WHERE IT REALLY BLOWS. A bunch of cattle belonging to Alfred Lompe got caught out in the field when the blizzard came along last week and he had a two days' job getting them back into the corral. The wind had whipped off the tails of two of them. Wood River (Neb.) interests.

The average luncheon bill in these piping days of almost-prohibition. Couvers $ .20 Food 1.65 Bar 12.35

We are not a music critic and we like most forms of the divine melody. We like it when Nora bays and when Alma glucks, but we have a large test tube of cyanide of potassium for the gentlemaa who wrote that immortal lyric. "I've Got Flat Feet, Oh, Yes, Indeed, Flat Feet of Great Renown. My Feet Have Been in Every Flat in This Yere Town."

Brethren United Brethren Eleventh and N. B streets. II. S. James, pastor. Bible school at 9:30 a. m., Fred White cupt.

Preaching at 10:30 a. m. and 7;30 p. m. Senior C. E. meets at 6:30 p. m..

Mrs. Lessie Crebb, leader. Prayer meeting Thursday evening. Catholic St. Mary's 7:30 .Wednesday evening. Services as usual during Lent. 7:30 Friday evening The Way of the Cross and benediction. 3:00 Sunday afternoon The Way of the Cross and benediction. St. Andrew's Catholic South Fifth and C streets. Rev. Frank A. Roell. rector; Rev. Clement Zepf, assistant Low mass and communion at 6:30 a.

in. Mass, with singing by children and five minute sermon at 7:30 a. m. High mass and sermon at 10 a. m. Vespers, sermon and benediction at 3:00 p. m. Christian First Christian Tenth and A sts. L. E. Murray, pastor. Sunday school 9:15 a. m., A. B. Harrjson, supt. Hours for worship 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Sermon themes: Morning, "The Doc

trine of Salvation A Restatement." This is the second of a series of sermons on "Old Doctrines Restated." Evening, "A Certain Rich Man and Jesus." C. E. prayer meeting, 6:30 p. m. Miss Josephine Wasbam, leader. Topic, "Envy and Covetousness." Thursday evening service evangelistic. Sermon by a visiting minister. Episcopal The Holy Communion will be celebrated at St. Paul's Episcopal church Sunday at 8:00 and 10:30 a. m. The afternoon service will be omitted and Evening Prayer said at 7:30 instead. An every member canvass will be made Sunday afternon, beginning at two o'clock. The results will be announced at the evening service. Friends East Main Street Friends Main st. between 15th and 16th sts. John R. Webb, pastor. Bible school, 9:15 a. m., Prof. A. M. Charles. Meeting for worship, 10:30 a. m., subject, "The Victorious Vision." Study class, 7:00 p. m., subject, "The Rural Church and its Community." Prof L. T. Jones of Earlham, leader. Gospel message, 7:45 p. m. Ladies Aid society, 1:30 p. m. Thursday. Whitewater Monthly meeting, Thursday, 7:30 p. m. West Richmond Friends Charles M. Woodman, pastor. Sunday services: 9:00 a. m. Bible school; 10:30 a. m., meeting for worship; 3:45 p. m., Christian Endeavor meeting; 5: 00 p. m., Vesper Service. Thursday evening, 7:30 prayer-meeting. Mary Ballard will give a report of her recent Good Will Club and Ladies Aid. Whitewater Friends Corner Norfh Tenth and G streets; Irvin Stegall, pastor. Sunday school at 9 a. m., Russell Burkett, superintendent; hour of

worship, 10:30. Junior C. E. at 3 p. m

Y. F. S. C. E. at 6:20: topic

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News report says the former kaiser looks old and broken. It might be worse. He might be old and "broke."'

TOUGH. "I'm all out of luck," muttered Officer Mace (And I had to agree he was right), I headed a raid on a Turkish bath place, And, b'gosh, it was gentlemen's night." Ted Robinson.

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Frank was a young colored giant and he was serving the United States in the capacity of a stevedore. Anvils were being unloaded at a port in France, and all the huskies on the ship were carrying anvils from ship to shore. The other workers were content to carry one anvil at a time. Frank was in a hurry to unload the ship, so he took one under each arm. He made several trips. At last his foot slipped, and he fell from the gangplank into the water. He had an anvil under each arm. No heed was paid to tread water and shout for a rope. At length he cried: "Fo' de good Ladwd's sake, trow me a rope, boss. Fo' ef yo-all doan trow me a rope in er minnit Ah's sho' goin' ter drop one of dese yere anvils."

and Covetousness." Luke 12:13-21

Leader, Chester Harter. Evangelistic meeting at 7:30 in charge pf Rev. John Kettrell. Revival meetings will be continued through the coming week. There will be two meetings daily, one at 2:30 p. m. and 7:30 p. m. Your help is needed. Everybody invited. Lutheran First English Lutheran South A aid Eleventh streets. F. A. Dressel, pastor. Parsonage, 110 S. Eleventh street. Sunday School at 9:00 a. m., E. B. Knollenberg, supt. Preaching service at 10:30 a. m. and 4:30 p. m. prayer meeting Thursday at 7:30 p. m. Catechism Saturday: 1:00 p. m. Seniors; 2 p. m., Juniors. Subject at 10:30 a. m. "The Discouraged." Subject at 4:30 p. m. "Need We Look for Another?" Second English Lutheran In the interest of the "Go to Church" movement continuing until Easter, the Rev. C. Raymond Isley, pastor of the Second English Lutheran church on Northwest Third street, will preach a series of Sunday morning sermons on "The Value of the Church." These sermons will present reasons as to why men should attend church and should be of interest to both church goers and non-church-goers. A series of evening sermons on "Some Notable Victories," will also be preached. The hour of Sunday services is 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Following is the order of presentation: March 16 A. M. "The Church, the Place of Soul Nurture." P. M. "Victory of the Wreak Over the Strong." March 23. A. M. "The Church, the Place of Worship." P. M. "Victory of the Few Over the Many." March 30. A. M. "The Church, Character Builder and Regenerator of Society." P. M. "The Victory of Faith." April 6 A. M. "Church Attendance and Partenal Influence." P. M. "The Victory of Christ." April 13. A. M. "The Church, Proclaimer of the Salvation of Men." St. Paul's Lutheran 401 South Seventh street. Rev. F. W. Rohlfing, D. D. , pastor. Sunday school at 9:00 a. ni., Jesse A. Wiechman supt. Service

with a sermon on "Lord Remember Me," and anthems by the choir at 19:30 a. m. Service with music by the choir, an instrumental trio by Clifford Piehl, violin, Henry Beck, 'cello and Thos Shumaker, flute, and a Lenten sermon on "The Hebrew Church," at 7:00 p. m. Lenten service with an address on "The Spiritual Kingdom," at 7:30 on Wednesday night. Choir practice on Friday night. Catechism classes on Saturday morning. "Go to Church and Sunday school." St. John's Evangelical Lutheran Corner South Seventh and E streets.

A. L. Nicklas, pastor. Sunday school, 9:30 a. m., Geo. Kauper, supt.; German service, 10:30 a. m.; English service, 7:00 p. m.; mid-week Lenten service Wednesday, 7:30 p. m.. All day sewing for the Red Cross Thursday. Trinity English Lutheran Corner Seventh and South A streets. Oscar T. F. Tressel, pastor. Residence 29 South Eleventh street. Phone 2861. Sunday school, 9:00; divine service, 10:30, "The Greatness of Faith;" evening worship, 7:00, "Forces That Transform Character;" Lenten service 7:30, Wednesday evening, "Dysmas, a brand from the burning." The Joy Bearers will meet Tueseday evening with the Misses Deuker, 117 South Seventh street. The Ladies' society will meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Henry Loehr, 135 South Eighth street. Methodist First Methodist Church Main and Fourteenth streets, R. L. Semans, minister. Sunday School and Brotherhood Bible class, 9:15 a. m. Public worship 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. The pastor will preach at both services. The following anthems will be sung by the choir: "Te Deum," by Dudley Buck, "Still, Still with Thee," by Rogers. "Tarry with me, O my Savior," by Pinsutl, violin solo, "Vision," (Drdla) Harold Clemtns. Special evangelistic sermons will begin Sunday night. The pastor will preach five hermons on "The Prodigal Son."

Fairview M. E. Corner Hunt and Charles streets. L. P. Pfeifer, pastor. Sunday school at 10: 00. preaching at 10:30. Followed by Communion service. Special invitation extended to everyone to attend at these serivces. Union Mission North Fourteenth Street Union Mission Rev. and Mrs. J. F. Propst, pastors. Mr. Gordon Revelee, S. S. Supt. 9:30 a. m. Sunday school; 10: 30 a. m. morning worship; 6:30 p. m. C. E., leader, Mrs. Wm. Solomon; 7:30 p. m. evangelistic service; 1:30 p. m. Tuesday, sewing; 7:30 p. m. Tuesday, prayer meeting; 7:30 Wednesday, teacher training; 7:30 p. m. Friday, prayer meeting at the home of Miss

"Envy Delores Rufe, 700 North 8th St. You

society will meet at 2:30. The Young

People's Christian Union at 6:30. Prayer meeting Thursday evening at 7:30. Bible school tomorrow morning at South Eighth Street Friends church at 9:10. John H. Johnson, supt. Lesson, Josh. 20: 1,9. The Cities of Refuge. Hours of worship, 10:30. "Spiritual Athletics," will be the theme of the pastor. The Ladies Aid sewing circle will meet on Thursday afternoon at 1:30. Mid-week meeting on Thursday evening at 7:30. Scientist First Church of Christ Scientist North A between 14th "and 15th sts. Subject: Substance. Sunday school at 9 a. m. Services at 10:30 a. m. Wednesday evening testimony meetings at 7:45. Public cordially invited. Reading room, located in south end' of church edifice, open daily except Sunday and legal holidays from l:5o to 5 p. m.

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are cordially invited to all of these

services. Nazarene Church of the Nazarent North 5th street. M. T. and Lida Brandyberry, pastors. Sunday school, 9:30 a. m. Preaching at 10:30; Mrs. Brandyberry will preach. Sacramental service following the sermon. Young people's meeting, 6:15 p m., in the north room of the basement in charge of Mrs. Melvin Addington. Evangelistic servise beginning at 7 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at 7:30. The next revival is slated for May 4. Come early if you want a seat Sunday night. Presbyterian First Presbyterian North A and Tenth streets. Joseph J. Rae, D. D., pastor. Services, Sunday 10:30 a. m., and 4:45 p. m., subject of morning sermon, "A Trysting Place;" subject of vesper . sermon, "The New Man and the League of Nations." The church with a message and a welcome. First Baptist On North Eleventh near Main. 9:15, Sunday school, Kendrick E. Kenny, supperintendent; 10:40, morning worship, sermon subject, "The People That do Exploits;" 6:30, B. Y. P. U. group number four will have charge of the devotional service; 7:30, evangelistic service, sermon subject, "Loving Praise Our Expression of Gratefulness." The women's department will have charge of the prayer service Thursday evening at 7:30. Shelby C. Lee, pastor. Rev. Shelby C. Lee will have charge of the religious service at the jail Sunday afternoon. Second Presbyterian N. 19th st. Elmer E. Davis, pastor. Bible school at 9:15, Darrell Thomas, supt. Morning worship at 10:30, subject, "Stewardship." Evening service at 7:30. Motion pictures, "Returning Good for Evil." Sermon subject, "The All-powerful Savior." Reid Memorial United Presbyterian. J. S. Hill, pastor. Bible school, 9:15, Mrs. D. W. Scott, superintendent. Morning service, 10:30. Evening service, 7:30. Sermons by the pastor at each service. Junior Missionary

Elsie Alder, the foreign prima donna, who came first to this country to appear in "Around the Map," is now on a tour of the Middle West. She labored under the belief hat she had mastered the English language until in a restaurant, attached to a small hotel, she ordered bacon and eggs. "Do you want the eggs under or over?" asked the waitress. Miss Alder stared in confusion. "I mean," continued the waitress, "do you want them looking at you or away from you?" Again Miss Alder hesitated. "Say," demanded the waitress testily, "can't you tell me whether you want them sunny side up or not?' Miss Alder changed her order to broiled chops.

WE ARE ALL SPOILED BY GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS I overheard the conversation of two middle aged men the other day. And this is what one of them said: "We are all spoiled in some way or other." I am quite sure that you will agree with the gentleman who made that remark. We are all spoiled.' But I am glad that we are! For, if we were not, we would have a world of sour faces and sick souls walking around living on "bread and milk" simply hecause that would suggest the easiest mode of existence. And who could build cities and shape nations on a diet of "bread and milk?" There is only one way to spoil a human being and that Is to pamper him. You cannot do it by "petting" him. For the humanity In the hearts of men and women where their baby life is calls for just that. Do not feel afraid to spoil the one who serves you, or does you kindness by withholding praise from him for fear of spoiling him. You will spoil him if you do not give him his due in love and praise. For it Is a quality and fact of human nature that people like to be spoiled. Give and spread your love and rewards to the living. It will both make them live longer and better. And spoil people while yet the time is ripe and ready. Every harvest has its passing day. Don't you like to be spoiled? And aren't you considerable like evverybody else? Then do not forget the Golden Rule in this respect.

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Frank W. Mondell. The Republicans have chosen Frank W. Mondell to act as floor leader of the next house. Except for two year3 1897-9 Mondell has represented the state of Wyoming continuously in the house of representatives since 1835. He was born in St. Louis Nov. 6, 1SG0, and located in Wyoming in 1SS7.

Memories of Old

IN THIS PAPER TEN YEARS AG "3 TODAY The milk ordinance was read for the first time at city council. Dairymen approved the measure. From reports on the condition of crops around Richmond a large yield is expected. Oliver K. Norrls, of Richmond, died at Terre Haute. The body of Frank Vaughan arrived from Boston.

New Bavarian Premier To Be Elected on Monday (By Associated Press BASEL, March 13. The Bavarian diet will convene on Monday, Mar. 17, and will be asked to elect a new premier to take the place of Kurt Eisner, who was assassinated last month.

SENATORS IN PANAMA

(By Associated Press) PANAMA. Friday, March 14. A delegation of United States senators and representatives arrived here today and was welcomed by Lieutenant Colonel Chester Harding, governor of the cana! zone. The visitors, many of whom were accompanied by their wives and children, will inspect the work being , done in the canal zone and Inquire into prospective expenditures on the account of the canal and garrison during the coming fiscal year.

STOMACH TROUBLE AND CONSTIPATION ENDED Suffered So He Couldn't Work for a Year, but Mr. McCormick Was Cured Promptly "I had stomach trouble and constipation for five years. One year of this time I was unable to work, suffering: untold agony. I doctored with some of the best physicians, also took many proprietary medicines, but could not find permanent relief. Finally a friend recommended Milks Emulsion. The first few doses relieved me greatly, and three bottles of It effected a permanent cure." C. A. McCormick, Anderson, Ind. Mr. McCormick Is only one of many hundreds who have endured torture for years and then found that Milks Emulsion gives blessed relief and real, lasting benefit. It costs nothing to try ik is strongly guaranteed. Milks Emulsion Is a pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It restores healthy natural bowel action, doing away with all need of pills and physics. It promotes appetite and quickly puts the digestive organs In shape to assimilate food. As a builder of flesh and strength. Milks Emulsion Is strongly recommended to run-down

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