Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 44, Number 100, 7 March 1919 — Page 7

PAGE SEVEN BRINGING UP FATHER By McManus

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 1919.

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News from Surrounding Communities

university, yesterday tendered her resignation on account of ill health. Her successor has not been named.

CAMBRIDGE CITY The L. O. A. M. No. 537, will give a St. Patrick's ball March 17. Millers' orchestra will play. A benefit dance was given Wednesday at Community hall to obtain funds to purchase suits for the basketball team.

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WASHINGTON Mabel Vere is a young and popular writer. She shares a pretty little flat with Maud Bray, a suffragette of determined character.

EATON, O. After a brief illness resulting from an attack of influenza, Miss Sallle Bostwick, 63 years old, died at her home, East Somers street, Thursday morning. She and her sister, Miss Elizabeth Bostwick, had been In the dressmaking business here for many years. She leaves, besides her sister, two brothers, William Bostwick, of this city, and John Bostwick, of Dayton. Rev. J. C, Shaw, of the Methodist church, will conduct the funeral services Saturday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock, at the residence. Burial will be in Mound Hill cemettery. Miss Catherine Coblenz, former resident of Eldorado, died at Gallon. O., where she was teaching school. The funeral was held at Eldorado. Miss Coblenz and her mother removed from Eldorado to Gallon a few years ago. Besides her mother, two sister(s survive. "Lost Girls" will be the subject of a lecture to be delivered here Sunday afternoon at the Methodist church by Miss Caroline Richards, field secretary of the American Reform union. The lecture will expose the methods of white slavers in luring girls to their downfall. OXFORD, O. Mrs. Anna Stork, 66 years old, one of the most prominent women of Oxford, died yesterday at the home of her daughter, Mrs. William Hart, in Pittsburg, Pa., where

she was visiting. The body will be i the following afternoon at the house brought here for burial. where he works, telling her that his

The club women of this village : master will be out. Noel Corcoran is have organized for the purpose of the third applicant, to whom Mabel enforcing the new state law for the , does not show the interest that she regulation of the whooping cough, j feels In him. This law provides that homes in , The next day she keeps her engagewhlch this disease exists shall be ; ment for tea, only to find that the quarantined. Heavy penalties are butler works at Noel Corcoran's provided for failure to report cases of house. He informs her that her fiance whooping cough, and for other sec- is making bets with the men at the tlons of the new statute. The women club that she will not answer any are determined that the law shall be more letters in reply to her ad. Mabel enforced to the letter. , decides to punish him, so she answers Cyrus Gentry, chief engineer at the two of the newly arrived, lurid letters. Western College for Womean, one of ; Wantage discovers it and after a quartho best known citizens of this vil-; rel they break their engagement, lags, was stricken with paralysis in When Noel learns of the broken en-

tho boiler room of the college yester-; gagement he calls and succeeds in im-

day morning. His condition is serious. Miss Mabel Sweet, instructor In music in Teachers' college, Miami

tumbling,", said the little dienne.

"I had my own little gymnasium fitted up In the garret at home when I was only eight years old. There I used to 'skin the cat,' do the 'big swing-off" and travel on the rings for hours every day. .. Of course, I used to fall, and got many an 'egg' on my cranium when trying to master soma new stunt." . , . Now showing at the .Murray.

comCambridge City Lumber

Company Incorporates

The Cambridge City Lumber company filed articles of incorporation with the secretary of state yesterday. Capital is given as' $20,000. The articles state the company will engage in general lumber and material business. Directors are Peter Kuntz, H L. Cotter and Martin Kuntz.

Colored Team Favorite

At Murray Tkis Week Anderson and Goines, a colored team working very similar to Williams and Walker in their palmy days, garnered the laughs and applause of the new bill which opened at the Murray yesterday for the week-end. They are one of the best comedy acts seen here this season, and in vaudeville par-

Masonic Calendar

Use This Once a Week Have Pretty Pearly Teeth

March 7 King Solomon's chapter, No. 4; called convocation; work in the Royal Arch degree.

RAILROAD INSPECTORS HERE

I inspectors on me uoiumuua uivi- ! sion of the Pennsylvania railroad were ' in tho nitv Thm-Krlnv nie-ht pnroiito to

lance they had the audience "eating j Indianapolis the terminal of the Col-

No matter what tooth powder, paste or cream Is used, nor how often used, at best it can only partially remove plaques and stains from the teeth. The proof of this assertion Is the necessity of frequent visits to the dentist for an extra cleansing: and polishing-. Hence the need of some home treatment that Is simple, efficacious and harmless. After much experimenting with

the different Brits and polishes an ideal combination has been worked out by a dentist of many years' experience. He has called it "Once-a-Veek Tooth Polish." The use of this product, in addition to whatever dentifrice Is used, keeps the teeth perfectly free from slimy plaques and discoloration. Anyone, who procures a package of Once-a-Week Tooth Polish from the druggist and uses as directed will not only keep the teeth sparkling white and beautiful, but will prevent tooth and gum

troubles ana dentista bills. Adv.

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out of their hands." Royal Lorayne : has a novel single offer with a surprise

finish which we would spoil if we to!d you about it. The Three Stars in a novel potpurri of dances are holding.

umbus division.

Mabel s engaged to be warned to j down headllne honors, and their ofGerald Wantage, but she has become i fering merits the position they ocaware of growing dissatisfaction with j cupv The act la composed of three

ur bumewnai priggien nance, now-; comeiv Voun ladies, wearing

a va-

ever sne tries to lgnort tnts discon-' riety of COstumes, and offering a routent, working off her unrest in her;tine of dancing of an exceptional na-

own original ways.

One of her "ways" is to advertise for a husband. She hopes to obtain good copy from the applicants, and she invites three of them to call. Adams, a butler, arrives, In whom Mabel sees prospects for a good story. She accepts his invitation to tea for

Ohio News in Flashes

pressing Mabel with the fact -that he is the right man for her. This is the brief story of the interesting and amusing comedy, "A Lady's Name," in which Lewis J. Selznick

presents Constance Talmadge, and I which Select Pictures will offer to tho Washington theatre today and tomor

row.

BRICETON Mr. and Mrs. Edward C. Schoenauer and son Clarence died here within a week from Spanish influenza. CLEVELAND Robert Befelman, 58 years old, a door-keeper at a fraternal club, was struck over the head and killed by a young man whom he refused to admit into the club. PORT CLINTON A 160 acre muskrat farm will be Btarted hern by Tom Hurrell. He expects to make money rapidly, as muskrat pelts are worth 1.50 apiece.

MURRETTE G. Butler Clonebaugh. who directed

' Llla Lee in her new Paramount pic- ; ture, "The Secret Garden," which will j be shown at the Murrette theatre to

day and tomorrow, comes to the screen after winning a place for himself as one of the big producers of the speaking stage. For some years he was the mainstay of the late Charles Frohman companies, producing such successes as "L'Aiglon" and "Chantecler." starring Maude Adams, and also "Mister Antonio," starring Otis Skinner. During the past year Mr. Clonebaugh has been studying the film art as a director and preparing himself to direct. He brings to the work an artistic knowledge of acting gained through many years' experience, and

his first picture, "The Secret Garden,"

ture. It is a trying act for the orchestra, owing to the various changing tempos, but they caught the dancers' every move last evening, and were deserving to share the applause the act received. The film with Billy Rhoades as "Hoop-La" was delayed in transit from Chicago yesterday, but is expected to play today and the entire last half.

OFF COMES CORN IN ONE PIECE

' "Gets-It" Leaves Toe As Smooth As J the Palm of Your Hand ' There's only one corn remedy in the world that peels corns and calluses off like a banana peel, and that's ! "Gets-It." For walkers and standers.

O RRAY

FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY BILLY RHODES in "HOOP-LA" Now Playing

England Spent Over Billion Pounds for Munitions (By Associated Press) LONDON, March 6. Frederick George Kellaway, parliamentary secretary for the ministry of munitions,

gave some remantaDie ngures in tne Put Two Drops ef Gets-lt" On, and House of Commons today regarding simle"

the work of this department. On Nov. ! jor shoppers and dancers, there's im- Grace Darmond in "What Every Worn 11., he said there were 33,000 separate mediate relief from corn pains, and a an Wants."

contracts outstanding wmcn lvoivea s quick finish for any corn or callus, a liability of 325,000,000. The ex- j "Gets-It" is applied in two or three penditures of the ministry of muni- seconds. There's no work, no fussy tions during the war totaled 1,839,- piasters, no wrapping of toes. "Gets000,000. There are large surplus it" dries in a second or two. That's

stocks to be disposed of, ranging from ; au. As easy to use as signing your

name. The corn loosens from the true flesh and you peel it right off with your fingers while you wonder

at the sight and smile. Thats why "Gets-It" is the biggest selling corn-

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tanks to the tin tacks and from guns to glue. They are scattered over three continents. Apart from the work done by private firms, 132 national factories

Billie Rhodes teaches Gimp, her trick pup, to sing in "Hoop-La," her latest release. Also THREE KEITH ACTS Best comedy bill of the season. "Better Come Early"

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CLEVELAND The smallest moth

er In the world lives here. She is sai,j to be Mrs. Thomas B. Vollmer, who is Prin-1 study.

cess vioiet m a midget act on tne stage. She weighs 56 pounds and recently gave birth to a pound baby boy.

If your ambition has left you, your happiness has gone forever unless you talra ailmntan nf fnnVpir DnliT

I is not oniy an enrenaimng ana Deau-. ComDany. A. G. Luken and Clem!

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ing motor lorries and the production of articles needed by the army when it is placed on a peace footing.

VIGOROUS MEN AND WOMEN ARE IN DEMAND

A. G. Luken and Clem Thistlethwaite.

Adv.

MURRETTE Today and Saturday

a masterly psychological

COLUMBUS Sixteen thousand less men are idle in Ohio this week than last, the United States Employment bureau says, with prospects becoming better rapidly. CANTON A million dollar suit has been instituted by W. 8. Andrews against the Central Steel company to restore that amount, paid as bonuses to high officials, of the company in 1916 and 1917. CLEVELAND Arlington Ely, just discharged from the Aviation service? was shot while walking with his fiancee. He told the police he had never seen his assailant before.

MURRAY Billie Rhodes, starring in "Hoop-La" has a role that will probably be of more universal appeal that any picture in which she has ever starred. A saucy, impudent and fascinating elf is "Hoop-La," who prefers the happy-go-lucky and care-free life of a one-ring circus to the vapid and colorless life of a society aueen. Miss Rhodes' versatility is taxed in this production, which was made by the National Film corporation. Bareback riding, trapeze work and clowning knockabout stuff are some of the stunts she is called upon to do, and she really does them herself. "You know, I had quite an early start in life doing gymnastics and

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"GO WHER E THE CROWDS ARE"

Constance Talmadge

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iEiiisiia Cleverest Bit Scintillating Comedy Ever Seen

CONSTANCE TALMADGR 'A LADY'S NAME

See Constance as a fascinating young woman novelist, a cook and a butlers sweetheart all In one picture.' You'll love Constance more than ever in the fascinating, delightful and humorous comedy, "A Lady's ' Name." EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION MR. AND MRS. PUBLIC MEET "Stars as They Are" Every one of you have your screen favorite. You re ad about them every month In the magazines and now the management of the Washington takes great pleasure in presenting the "stars' off the screenthat is, behind the scenes and at home. , Watch for your favorite star and see into his home life. Also HAROLD LLOYD in "ASK FATHER"