Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 249, 30 August 1918 — Page 7

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COT THE s r S. A. L. SEASON DRAWS TO CLOSE; MAY END IN TIE LEAGUE STANDING. Won Lost Per. Natco 9 3 .750 Flmplox 9 4 .C92 Jenkins 4 8 .333 Malleable 3 10 .231 The end of the S. A. L. season draws Hoar. At the end the Natco and Simplex teams may be tied for first place and then again, either the Natcoa or BImplexers may win. Saturday the Malleable-Pennsy Fquad plays the Natcos and the Jenkins-Vulcans play the Simplex team. Jf tho SWnplexers win their game arid tho Natcos yose the two teams fcro once more tied for first. If the Natcos win and the Simplex lose the Natcos have a fairly good hold on the top notch. The games Saturday were postponed from August 17, because of rain on that d.1y. In the middle of June these four 4 An ma o tlm ollnoVilfta r r r n cr f hn i t ii ii io i ii v if ic iutim- uuirn jhwj 1115 mi., j Natcos and the Simplexers the Jen-i kins crew. The Natcos had an easy time winning 7-1, but tho Simplexers had a hard time getting away with the heavy end of the 1-2 score. Iti iho first game of the season, the Mri'leahles lost to the Natcos 8-1, and the CimplererH won from the Jenkins crew. 5-0. This can not be used as

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Malier.blos avoe from an apparent dnr.f long enough to win from the Simplex team. Rain stopped the rocond ganio between the Natco and Jenkins crew:-. Next Saturday tho Jenkins-Vulcan team plays tho Malleable-Pennsy team in the first game of the double Dili, In the second game, which will be the ' thriller" of the season, the Natco and Simplex teams will meet. If the Natco teams wins they will have a strong hold on first place but the winner can not bo decided until the Natco team piny 9 the Jenkins team the week after next. ri a a n em m ca Q e BISV THE. B Wv fl II Wm B NATIONAL LEAGU Clubs Won. Chicago 82 New York C8 Pittsburg C4 Cincinnati "2 Brooklyn 55 Philadelphia 52 Boston 50 St. Louis 51 Lost. Pet. 42 51 5S fiO 60 65 68 74 .661 .525 .n08 .455 .444 .424 .408 AMERICAN LEAGUE Clubs Won. Boston 71 Cleveland M Washington 68 New York 59 Chicago 57 St. Louis 56 Detroit 52 Philadelphia 50

Lost. Pet. 49 .592 54 .561 55 .553 59 .500 63 .475 63 .471 67 .437 72 .410

GAMES TODAY National League. Cincinnati at Chicago. St.. Louis at Pittsburg. Brooklyn at New York. Boston at Philadelphia. American League. Detroit at St. Louis. New York Et Washington. Philadelphia at Boston. Yesterdas Games American League At Washington R. II. E. New York 012 102 0006 11 0 Washinnton 000 004 0004 7 4 Batteries Mogridge. Keating and Hannah; Ayers, Matteson, Harper and Picinich. National League. (First Game) At Chicago R. H. E. Cincinnati 000 000 0000 5 1 Chicago 000 000 lox 1 Batteries Eller and Archer; and Killifer. (Second game.) Cincinnati 000 003 1004 Chicago 000 200 31x 6 Batteries Ring and Wingo; drlx and O'Farrell. 8 0 Tyler 7 3 9 2 HenAt New York R. H. E. Brooklyn 000 000 0000 5 1 New York 000 101 20x 4 7 0 Batteries Marquard and Wheat; Toney and Mccarty.

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LETTER TO IDiOT- IT IT'S THE MP .a, iki I CROIX OE r - v . JACK. KEENE "Whom do you pick to win the world's series?" a host of fans have asked me. The Cubs. For two reasons. First, because the dope points that way. The dope goes wrong as often as it steers you straight, but it forms the only tangible base on which to work. Second, a hunch tells me. And next to dope the hunch Is the next best bet in doping the winner. The latest statistics show that the Cubs have the edge over the Red Sox In: Batting. Extra base hits. Base running. Run-getting. Fielding. Of course the difference in batting may be due to the difference in the quality of pitching handed out by the hurlers of the two leagues. But this difference hardly could account for the fact that the Cubs ranked second in their league in swatting I while the Red Sox rank seventh. One solid smash is liable to bust up any game and we've seen an extrabase hit put several, world's series contests on ice. The Cubs have six men who can enter the extra-base hit column at timely moments. The Red Sox boast of only one real hard hitter. He is Babe Ruth. And right here let me point out j BaDe Kuth has found it harder to j slam out home runs end even triples and doubles in his own back yard than in any field in the circuit. This may or may not indicate anything, but at the same time it may mean that even Babe will not be able to keep up his slugging average in any ; of the world's series games staged iu Boston. How ho will fare at the j Cubs' park remains to be seen, of course 1 1 Lilt; in oi. mice gauico isi. lut? n -- ries are staged at Chicago, as announced by President Ban Johnson, the Cubs will have an important advantage. The real test of the Red Sox team as a championship aggregation will come when it faces the Cub crowd in a strange baseball park, with the world pennant and a good bunch of coin at stake. The team must be a money-playing organization which can face this situation and Eetawav with i lt. j Recently the Red Sox club, while 1 piaying good ball, has seemed to its ! followers to have lost a lot of the ' 1 fire and punch which started it on the road to pennant-ville. Whether or not it can shake offthi3 condition when the grand show opens remains to be seen. Student Nurses May Get Final Training Overseas WASHINGTON, Aug. 30. Student nurses In American hospitals which organized base hospital units for service , in France will be permitted to go to France for training, on the recommendation of the medical staff officers under General Pershing. The number of student nurses who will be permitted to go to France will be limited. J Many of the hospitals which organized units for overseas duty expressed the wish that they might be permitted to send student nurses abroad for training, but nothing was done with the suggestion in this country until the medical officers of the expeditionary force had been consulted and had given their approval. When a married man complains of a pain somewhere inside, his faithful wife's eyes soften. She is thinking of the insurance money. A MERCILESS JUDGE One Who Shows No Favor. A merciless judge is Father Time. Before him the weak and the wanting go to the wall. Only the truth can stand. For years tho following statement from a Richmond resident has withstood this sternest of all tests. Mrs. E. Brown, 532 S. Thirteenth St., Richmond, says: "About two years ago I found it necessary to use a kidney medicine and as one of my family had found Doan's Kidney Pills very beneficial, I got a box at Thistlethwaite's Drug Store. They were just as successful in my case. I haven't had any kidney trouble since I used them and I feel sure they have cured me. I advise anyone to take Doan's when troubled with backache or other 4 kidney disorders." Mrs. Brown gave the above statement in September, 1915 and on November 22, 1917, she added: "I have had no return of kidney complaint since Doan's cured me. I am glad to again recommend them, for I know what they will do." Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Mrs. Brown had. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.

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ZEIDER GETS FIRST CHANCE IN SERIES Rollie Zeider. Rollie Zeider is one of the veterans of baseball who has given the pame his best for years in the hope of helping his team win tha pennant. And each season until the present one his work has been in vain. Now Zeider is to see his hopes realized, lie has been playing good ball for the Cubs and deserves some of the credit for their showins.

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I WASHINGTON. A message that is of considerable interest to women has just been given out by Mabel Normand, star of the new Goldwyn play, "The Venus Model," by H. R. Durant, which is to be shown at the Washington today and tomorrow. "I trust that the collection of costly gowns worn in 'The Venus Model,' will plant one idea firmly in the minds of the women of America," she said, "and that is that the fashion makers of the big cities are playing them for all they are worth and mulcting enormous profits." MURRETTE. "A Soldier's Oath," one of the greatest photodramas ever produced by William Fox, has been revised, along with five others of his best productions, and will be seen at the Murrette theatre Friday and Saturday, with William Farnum as the star. One of the earlier of the war films which grew out of the world conflict, "A Soldier's 'Oath," set a standard for TirilHntr sitnsitlnn and nhsnrbiner heart wt,irh nnt Wn snmnsspii t,0 ctArv it win hp rprailpd. tho iif traiv nf a snldiw nf France, who falsely accused, is sentenced to life imprisonment for murder of his wife. How he vindicated himself forms a drama of tremendous j power. MURRAY Show yourself a good time. "Eight Bells" will give it to you, because this world famous comedy scream has evrrvthine in it that is necessary for your entertainment. It has laughs ga lore and tricks and just enough plot to hold the entertainment together. "Eight Bells" will be shown today and tomorrow at the Murray theatre. reaches down into the lungs, and everyone recognizes the alarming condition that results when the lungs are affected. Thus Catarrh may be the forerunner of that most dreaded and hopeless of all diseases, consumption. No local treatment affords permanent relief. Experience has taught that S. S. S. is the one remedy which attacks the disease at its source, the V, 1 ,1 ,1 . 1 r. r,i;Tn . , - suits in even the worst cases. Catarrh sufferers are urged to give S. S. S. a thorough trial. It is sold by all druggists. You are invited to write to the medical department for expert advice as to how to treat your own i case. Address Swift Specific Co., 436 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga. (Adv.) Music That Charms PLAYING THE PICTURES the Old Adage About HER FORTUNE' CHILDREN 5c

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It is the picturized version of the famous comedy suecess w hich entertained millions during the years that it was played with success on the stage by the famous Byrne Brothers. The picturization of "Eight Bells" Is even funnier than the stage success. This- is natural, in view of the fact that so many more things can be shown on the screen than can be shown on the stage. In fact, this is one of the very funniest films seen in a long, long time. Teachers Are Announced for Preble County Schools EATON, O., Aug. 30. Miss Nellie Johnson, of this city; Miss Leota Stott, of Richmond, Ind.; and Miss Bertha Hoover, of Monroe. O., have been employed to teacn in the local public schools the coming school term, according to announement by the board of education. They take the places of teachers who resigned. Miss Leonara Shute resigned to continue her employment with the emergency fleet corporation, with which she became identified the past summer. As yet, a successor to C W. Walters, i resigned as principal of the He ; schools, has not been selected, wil1 teach in the public schools in Troy, his home town. PRICES 'Main Floor, 22s 3c tax. Balcony, 13c 2c tax. Children, 9c 1c tax. Matinee All seats 13c 2c tax except Saturday, Sunday and Holidays.

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I 00NT WIH TO CE DISTURBED -CANT TOU SEE I'M aOtlX READING ,v V. 5. Pays $156,000,000 for War Expenditures in One Day Makes Record WASHINGTON, Aug. 30. The Government Thursday paid out $156,000,000 for ordinary war expenses, making the largest single day's expenditures for these purposes in the nation's history. This was in addition to disbursing 120,000,000 on foreign loans and a number of minor expenses. In these dry times it is correct to refer to a luxurious beer paunch as an arid waist. The right to vote carries with It the duty to vote. Register by Oct. 7. Kill Pesky Bed Bugs P. D. Q. A two ounce box of P. D. Q. makes a full quart of the strongest bug killer on earth. The new chemical, P. D. Q. Pesky Devil's Quietus puts the everlasting to bed-bugs, roaches, ants and fleas. Pesky bed-bugs can't exist where P. D. Q. is used, as it leaves a coating on their eggs and prevents hatching. A box of P. D. Q. goes farther than a barrel of old-fashioned bug killer. P. D. Q. will not rot or stain clothing, kills fleas on dogs. Your druggist has it or will get it for you. Owl Chemical Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Adv. THE HOME OF GOOD MUSIC program next week. Some of the best

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mm EXCELLENT MUSICCOMFORTABLE SEATS Friday and Saturday The Soldier's Oath Featuring PRICES Adults, 15c, War Tax, 2c; Children, 5c; War Tax, 1c TODAY and SATURDAY W. S. HART as the "TWO GUN MAN" In "THE BARGAIN" Undoubtedly Hart's greatest Western Play also CHESTER CONKLIN and MACK SWAIN In a rip-roaring, rollicking joymaking comedy 'SAVED BY WIRELESS' Come early to get a seat. It's a show to please the whole family At the Right Price Lindemann's 55 CIGAR MILD and SWEET 536 Main St. Time of Vaudeville : 3, 8 and 9:30 p. m. Motion Pictures 2 till 11 p. m. FRIDAY and SATURDAY "EIGHT ' BELLS" A hit on the Stage A Knockout on the Screen For 15 years Byrne Brothers entertained millions with their stage presentation of their world famous comedy scream, 'Eight Bells.' Now it has been filmed for the first time and the screen version is funnier than the stage offering. mmon the stage will be here. from 2 till 1 1 p. m. Wv.

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