Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 136, 19 April 1918 — Page 7

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. FRIDAY, APRIL 19, ma

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EARLHAM NINE AND MIAMI LIEN IN GAME HERE

Quakers Hope to Even Defeat of Last Week at Oxford, Ohio.

Earlham and Miami University took

the Held Friday afternoon In the sec

ond game of the college season, and

though the Quakers have lost two or three of their best men on account

of illness Coach Mowe la confident

his boys will cop honors.

Last week's game at Oxford, O., proved disastrous for the Quakers, but

the weather was cold and the boys

were unable to show up to the best

advantage. ,

Mowe planned to use almost every

man on his squad In this game In order that he may be able to select the

best nine men of the lot to take the

field against Franklin next week.

Templin and Ralford, the regular bat'

tery for the Quakers, started the game.

On account of the fact that eight members of the Earlham track team

have been declared Ineligible to par

ticipate In athletic contests of any kind because of grade failures, the meet with Cincinnati which was sched

uled for the coming week has been

postponed.

In the Majors

NAITIONAL Won. Lost Pet. New York 2 0 1.000 Cincinnti 2 1 .6C7 Philadelphia, 1 1 .500 Boston 1 1 .500 St. Louis 1 1 .500 Chicago 1 1 .500 Pittsburgh 1 2 .333 Brooklyn ... 0 2 .000 AMERICAN Won. Lost Pet. Boston 3 0 1.000 Cleveland 1 0 1.000 New York 2 1 .676 St. Loui3 1 1 .500 Chicago 1 1 .500 Washington 1 2 .3.13 DDetroit 0 1 , .000 Philadelphia 0 3 .000

GAMES TODAY National League. Chicago at St. Louis. Boston a( Philadelphia. Brooklyn at New York. Pittsburgh at Cincinnati. American League. St. Louis at Chicago. New York at Boston (two games). Detroit at Cleveland. Philadelphia at Washington.

Yesterday's Games

NATIONAL LEAGUE At Cincinnati R. H. E. Pittsburgh 002 002 0206 6 2 Cincinnati 100 000 2047 10 1 Batteries: Miller, Harmon, Carlson and Schmidt; Bressler, Conley and Wlngo. At St. Louis R. H. E. Chicago 003 201 0006 10 0 St. Louis 000 100 1024 9 1 Batteries: Vaughn and Killifer; Doak, May, Howard and Snyder. AMERICAN LEAGUE At Cleveland R.H.E. Detroit 002 000 0002 6 2 Cleveland 000 051 0006 12 0 Batteries Doland, Erickson and Stanage; Coveleske and O'Neill. , At Chicago R. H. E. St. Louis 000 000 0000 4 1 Chicago 001 000 4005 11 0 Batteries: Shocker, Sothoron and Nunamaker; Williams and Schalk.

Lead and zinc ores will be mined by

the Klondike Lead & Zinc Co., Dun

can. Okla., incorporated with $150,000

capital.

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Longford Now Only. "Has Been" Say Critics Sam Langford, known as the "Boston Tar Baby," who probably will meet Jack Leslie, in a ten round bout at the ball park in Richmond July 4, according to eastern sporting critics is now but a "has been." This was the consensus of opinion after Langford was knocked out at Panama last week by Henry Willis, a young scrapper of promise. At Boston about ten months ago, Fred Fulton also administered defeat to Langford and he seems to be going down the ladder. He is no longer the battler he was in the days when he was considered a possible contender for the world's championship, and at present the best he can claim is the negro title. Joe Fox, who will promote the card here, plans to get in touch with Langford's manager, who is a Philadelphia newspaper man, before he again returns to Richmond.

On The Screen

WASHINGTON.

The Wholesale Films Corporation of Chicago have come into the leld of

"fine films for first-class people" to stay. Their offer, a companion picture to "Cinderella and the Magic Slipper," is "Little Red Riding Hood," produced because of the insistent demand of the public for "something just as good." Mary Burton, the . beautiful little

Southern girl, plays the title role of

"Red Riding Hood." She is whimsical, fantastic, adorable. Her name is "Mary," too, a magic name in fllmdom. "Little Red Riding Hood" is booked for tomorrow morning at the Washington Theater. It will be as good as a circus for the kiddies, and where is there an elder who never enjoyed a circus? MURRAY. When John Karge wanted to write a tremendous situation of domestic infidelity he found himself utterly unable to proceed with his work. He had only known happy married life. His novel was nearing completion and he could not surmount this obstacle. How his devoted anl loyal wife, Evelyn, risked her life and honor to assipt him in obtaining his inspiration and material through his own soul's agony, is told In Triangle's absorbing and Interesting photoplay, "Unfaithful," which will be shown at the Murray Theater on today and Saturday. MURRETTE. Shortly after Virginia Lee Corbin, the little Princess of "Jack and the Beanstalk' 'had completed her part in the making of the wonderful Fox Kiddies' Feature, "Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp," she heard that her earlier picture was being shown at a theater In Los Angeles. She begged her mother to let her see it with an audience about her. That would be a novelty to her. So they occupied seats and Virginia watched how other little boys and gJrls and their elders became enthused over the gorgeous film.

KAISER LEVIES HEAVY TAXES

AMSTERDAM, April 19 Germany's

proposed new taxes, according to a

telegram from Berlin, are expected to yield a total of 3,162,000,000 marks. Of

this sum 1,000,000,000 marks will oe

obtained by an extension of the tax on

business aurnovers, while 850,000,000

marks will be derived from the spirit monopoly. TRAIN GOES THROUGH TRESTLE.

HAMMOND, April 19. One man was killed and six were injured at the Mark Manufacturing plant, at Indiana Harbor yesterday, when two spans of a trestle over which a construction train, with several workmen, was passing collapsed.

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By HAL POD Frank Taylor still likes to tell about the time that he and Sheriff Clem Canwent out to shoot a dog upon which the owner, it seems, had refused to pay a license. Clem's attempt to prove his marksmanship ability by shooting Henry Teetor's hat full of holes over at the Republican convention in Hagerstown the other night, makes the story particularly Interesting at this time. Taylor says that they got out of the automobile when they fouud the dog and that Clem advanced toward it carefully lest it become frightened and run away. When within a very few feet of the animal the sheriff drew forth his gun and proceeded to unload three or four barrels at the unsuspecting canine. Presently the dog, wondering at the racket, looked up at Clem, and Taylor vows that there was actually a canine smile upon its face. The purp licked Its chops a couple of times and then proceeded to rise lazily to Its feet, whereupon it scampered off down the road uninjured. Taylor remarks that Clem must be some shot. And then the story is told on a local policeman who really did shoot a dog. In target practice, so the cops say, he was unable to even hit the target at two paces, but one night while he and a partner were making an investigation a mad dog attacked them. - While the brute was still several yards away and rushing toward them; this particular policeman drew forth his gun and without even aiming let the dog have the full contents. The mastiff dropped dead in its tracks, and later it was learned one of the shells had pierced its heart. Thereafter when any of the cops ran out of cigars he would merely say to this man who had made the excellent shot, "Jim, that was surely some shot you made that night." Whereupon a cigar or two was forthcoming.

Since the saloons went out of business here lots of Richmond men are beginning to believe that it is better to have been on the water wagon and fell off, than never to have been on at alL

One Richmond girl said she liked mannish clothes, and another said she did also, but she liked them better when they were on a man. Over at the court house the other day some county officials were trying to see who could tell the biggest whopper." Frank Strayer said he once saw a harness that a shoemaker had made for a mosquito. He said the maker had to use a microscope in his work because the harness was so small. Everyone thought Frank had told about as big a one as could be

told, until Ed Weidner spoke up and said he saw the shoemaker put the harness on the mosquito. "Women are a delusion," said Lawrence Handley, "but many a man hugs a delusion." We've read a whole lot of books but the best one we ever read was a bank book. A teacher In the Richmond schools asked a pupil in which battle Lord Nelson was killed. "I think it vas his last one," replied the bright pupil.

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Doctors Drge People to Use More Iron and Phosphates They Come Out Strong For Phosphated Iron Leading doctors all over the country are rapidly learning that one of the preparations they can always depend on for all blood and nerve troubles is Phosphated Iron, they have found that it gives results and can be depended upon.

Phosphated Iron has proved a real red blood and nerve builder In the Spring season when so many are all run down and dragged out, due to lack of fresh air, exercise, green foods and clogged poisoned blood. Scientists say Phosphated Iron builds up your body by building up your blood and nerves, and many physicians claim there would be few over-worked

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But You Must Drive It Out of Your Blood to Get Rid of It Permanently. You have probably been in the habit of applying external treatments, trying to cure Catarrh. You have used sprays, washes and lotions and possibly been temporarily relieved. But after a short time you had another atUck and wondered why.. You must realize that catarrh is an infection of the blood and to get permanent relief the catarrh infection must be driven out of the blood. The quicker you come to understand this, the quicker you will get it out of your system. S. S. S., which has been In constant use for over fifty years, will drive

the catarrhal poisons out of your blood, purifying and strengthening it. so it will carry vigor and health to the mucous membranes on its Journeys through your body and nature will soon restore you to health. You will be relieved of the droppings of mucous in your throat, sores in nostrils, bad breath, hawking and spitting. All reputable druggists carry 6. S. 8. in stock and we recommend you give it a trial immediately. The chief medical adviser of the Company will cheerfully answer all letr ters on the subject. There is no charge for the medical advice. Address Swift Specific Company, 432 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Gaw Adv.

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TO SEE A REPRODUCTION OF BARTHOLIN'S STATUE OF LIBERTY Better See the Window of

KI T17 IR M IS T T IS Should a good woman who fails through no fault of her own be condemned? See IRENE FEN WICK in the 'Sin Woman' TODAY AND SATURDAY

Monday and Tuesday CHARLOTTE WALKER

Sunday and Monday Jane and (Catherine Lee in "ALLDDIN and HIS WONDERFUL LAMP"

. in "THE GRAIN OF DUST

Last Times Today and Sat, Famous Marimba Band

"It seems that every girl and woman here is making lemon lotion." says a well-known druggist, and the reason is because at the cost of a small jar of ordinary cold cream they can prepare a full quarter pint of a creamy lemon skin softener and complexion beautlfier, by squeezing the juice of two fresh lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of orchard white. Care should be taken, to strain the juice through a fine cloth so no lemon pulp gets in, then this lotion will keep fresh for months. Every woman has

known for years that lemon juice is used to bleach and remove such blemishes as freckles, sallowness, and tan, and Is the ideal skin softener smoothener and beautifier. Try it, girls!- Get three ouncis of

orchard white at any pharmacy or toilet counter and two lenrjns from the grocer and make up a Quarter pint of this fragrant lemo''- lotion and massage it daily into the face, neck,

arms, and hands. V should naturally help to whiten, 'jften, freshen and bring out the rces and beauty of any skin. It is marvelous to' smoothen rough, red Y Inds. Adv.

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TODAY AND TOMORROW The Patriotic Photoplay of the Hour

-WITH CHARLES RICHMAN and ANNA Q. NILSSON Holding in one hand the white feather which his sweetheart had given him as the brand of his cowardice, Monte switched on the light and his eyes focussed on the framed portrait of his heroic ancestor! It wu one of the telling moments of this screen drama of the regeneration of a fearful soul, the story of a man who overcame the spurious cowardice which enthralled him, and fought through "No Man's Land" to the peace and happiness beyond. , "Over There" brings lumps to your throat, tears to your eyes, and a patriotic thrill to your breast. It Is the Duty of Every True Blue American to See "Over There" . Also showing the latest Pathe News and a Comedy "ON THE JUMP" BOYS AND GIRLS: Don't Forget the Special Matinee Tomorrow MornbgUttle Red Riding Hood" Admission 5c to all Time of shows, 9 :30 and-10: 30. Come early and be sure of a seat