Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 120, 1 April 1918 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PAiXJVDIVM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. MONDAY, APRIL 1, 1918

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM

Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by a Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond. Indiana, as Second Class Mail Matter.

' . ' MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS N The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the us for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of spe"ial dispatches herein arc also reserved.

V. ' Buy Liberty Bonds

The third Liberty Loan drive will begin in a

lew days. The announcement of the new war

credit js an invitation for a. new manifestation of

patriotic service and confidence.

' The. American government is calling on its citizens these days to prove with deeds their oft

repeated assertions of loyalty and love for the "land of the free and the home of the brave."

The people of the Entente governments have subscribed to the war issues with a spirit and a

response that is the wonder of the world. Fi

nanciers were astounded at the ability of the

French people to produce money when the gov

ernment asked for it. The gold. coins in the woolen socks, hidden in the cottage of peasants and workmen, came forth ' in such profundity

that the world was astounded.

In our own country we have not been called on to such an extent that our resources have been seriously impaired or that the supreme sacrifice was necessary before the money could

be produced.

As a matter of fact we have not yet done our full duty, owing partly to the fact that we have not understood fully the gigantic nature of the

struggle in which we are involved, and partly be

cause we were dilatory and loath to believe that

our own national existence was at stake.

The third Liberty Loan comes at a time when many Americans have been aroused to the 'grim business ahead of this nation.' If they were

somewhat dilatory in purchasing government bonds before, they will now be impelled to do so by the mighty battle now raging in France. Certainly no better answer could be given to Germany's offensive than an oversubscription of the third Liberty loan. It will prove to the Kaiser that this government will back the French and British to the limit, cost what it may. The fighting determination of the people will express itself in the response that is made to the next war credit.

Getting a Job By' Roger W. Babson. Henry had been delivering good3 for a clothing store in a small New England city. He had been through school for two years. At noon time and on Saturday evenings he was allowed to wait on a few customers, but his progress had been slow. He saw his friends getting ahead and he became impatient and unhappy. Besides, Henry had become interested in a nice little red-headed girl; for three years they

had been together and she was getting a little impatient. Nothing hurt Henry so much as to

have her ask him once in awhile how he was get

ting on at the store. His conscience troubled him, and the blood always rushed to his cheeks

whenever she referred to his job.

During school days he had done very well in

mathematics. The last year lie led his class in arithmetic. He had always wanted to be an accountant, although he was coming to believe that there was no more chance of his being an accountant than to be president of the United States. But one day he saw a light. It was a news item in his daily paper that Uncle Sam had opened up employment offices in most, of the leading cities of the United States. The story also said that this employment service was interested in young men and anxious to help them get placed in work which they were, especially anxious to do. Henry didn't know whether or not there was an office of the United States Employment Service in his city, but, like a bright boy, he went to the postoffice and inquired. The postmaster directed him to the nearest office. This office was entirely different from any of the oldfashioned private offices to which he had been in the past. The man in charge was very pleasant and talked to Henry like a true friend. He didn't ask him for any money, but just tried to help him the best he could. When the man asked him what he would like to do Henry told him about his success in arithmetic and how he would like to be a "cost accountant." The employment agent's eyes at once brightened and he said:

"We are looking for some good bright boys to as

sist in accountancy. Would you like to have me get you a position as n assistant accountant ?" "You bet I would," replied Henry. Today Henry has a nice position in the accounting department of a great factory manufacturing clothing for Uncle Sam, Today his little red-headed girl doesn't have to ask Henry how he is getting on; but he always tells her before she gets the chance !

Sometimes By Margaret E. Sangster

OMETIMES. when th' way seems weary. Sometimes when th' world seems blue; Sometimes when yer outlook's dreary, And there don't seem nothing new

Sometimes when yer pleasures bore you. And there ain't no one that cares ; When yer life lies all before you Like a narrer flight o' stairs Sometimes, when th' sun a-shinin Seems ter have a brassy gleam, An' because there ain't no linin' Storm clouds are just what they seem Sometimes then yer hate Just livln, Hate to smile an' do yer part; Sometimes then life seems just givin' Givin' from an empty heart Then's the time ter look for laughter In a stranger's vivid eyes; Then's the time ter follow after Fairy gold that always lies Where th' rainbow seeks the hollow Of th' tender stars at night Stars that laugh together, eeemin', Just ter show th world Is right! Then's th' time ter sing, and, Bingin', het some other join yer song; Then's th time you should be bringln' . Smiles where only smiles belong. Sometimes when th' way seems dreary, Sometimes when th' world seems sad, Help somebody worn an' weary, , An' your life will soon be glad!

BL HAL POD. Our genial prosecuting attorney,

Frank Strayer. having at one time repaired a wheelbarrow, feels that he is cl a mechanical frame of mind, and fays that when his new car breaks down he will know how to fix It up. You knew Frank had a new car, didn't you? No, an automobile, not a flivver. With considerable difficulty we succeeded in getting Frank to make public bis formula which we give herewith in detail. Frank declares the method is absolutely guaranteed to produce results. Here it is: When your automobile breaks down just take the dingbat out of the whatucallit,, attach it to the buzzfuzz, turn the whatnot to the right, left, east or north as the case may be, press down on the dujigger, and pull up on the the yes, that's It Then get a long rope, tie It around the front end of the car. hitch it' to a span of mules, tell m to "gidap" and the darn thing will run. This Alea Axiom guy over at the Murray last week requests all patrons who wish to ask him questions to sign their full names on their epistles. That's alright, Alia, but the trouble is most of us don't know 'em when we're in that condition. Judge Fox, of the circuit court, who is somewhat of an old-timer in these parts, says he remembers the days when they did not have any paved streets in Richmond. He says he - thinks that paved streets are much better than the old dust thoroughfares of the former days. For one thing, the judge pays, they taste better on a windy day. ' No doubt the Richmond school chil

dren would be glad to give up their school books for the soldiers, and thus Bhow their patriotism.

Jabez Smithers, who lives over at Webster, was in town Saturday. He said the tri-weekly train went through the village the other day. Jabez says the tri weekly is a good name for the train because it goes to Wiliatnsburg one week and tre3 to come back the . The, Richmond Quick lunch advertised chicken corquettes for the Sunday dinner. Clem Carr says be ha3 got a regular croquet set down at his bouse, but he never did know how to play chicken croquette. We think about the only difference is that instead of following a little wooden ball around you follow a chicken no, not the barnyard kind. A teacher In the Richmond grade schools asked one of the pupils why the giraffe had such a long neck. The kid said he guessed It was because its bead was so far away from its body. We don't think that's quite right We think the main reason the giraffe has got such a long neck is to advertise a certain brand of sore throat medicine. Uneasy lies the head of the Richmond woman that was not adorned this year with an Easter bonnet

Mr. and Mrs. Albert Newman and Mrs- Oscar Beeson attended the theater at Richmond Friday night

Mrs. Charles Hardy, of Union City

DINNER STORIEi A constable fn a Vermont town recently rounded up a number of hoboes. "Come along," be said to them, "you have all got to have a bath."

This announcement was, of course, received with considerable perturbation, especially by the eldest of the men. , "What!" he exclaimed. "A bath, with water?" "Sure thing," said the constable. "Look here, Mr. Constable" said the apprehensive one. 'Couldn't you manage it with one of them vacuum cleaners?"

The C. O. of a certain battalion applied for a groom, and Paddy, sot knowing anything about horses or harness, put in for the job. "Do you understand all about horses and bow to keep harness clean?" inquired the C. O. "Yes. sir," was Paddy's reply; "what I don't know about horses is not worth knowing." Accordingly, at 2 p. m. that day Paddy was ordered to saddle the C. O.'s horse, which he did, putting the saddle on the wrong way round. The colonel appeared, glared at Paddy and snapped:' "Don't you see, you fool, that the saddle is the wrong way round?" "Yes, sir," replied Paddy, "but why did you not tell me which way you were goin'?" Moment Everything is divided equally in this world. In Russia the Germans are getting the booty and the Russians are getting the boot i General Peyton March, the new chief of staff of the army, is going to conduct a spring offensive against red tape. Forward, March! An Ohio banker paid his $108,000 income tax to a band of confidence men instead of to an internal revenue collector, which offers another proof that it is tough to be rich.

OTHER SPRING OFFENSIVES. Spring onions. TiuUzsies. Pink overcoats. , Shorter skirts. Congressional garden seeds. Mail order catalouges. -. Society women farmers. Broiled shad. Easter hats. "U'boats will win the war." Voa Tirpit?. ''We have reduced insurance rates on shipping because of the decreasing effectiveness of U-boats,"Secreta-ry McAdoo. Somebody is lying, and we'll place a reasonable bet that it isn't Mac. They call it "daylight saving" when in reality it is daylight using. Isn't it?

When you come across a piece of paper with queer drawings upon it,

you may be wrong in ininKing you have found a map of some fortifications, made by a German spy. It will

quite likely prove to be the plans for

somebody's war garden.

London cable says 38,000 petitions

for divorce have been filed in Fetrograd recently. The Russians are going after freedom with a vengeance.

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BOILERMAKER CURED ' t OF RHEUMATISM

George P. Davis only secured rellefl

i a y' V , rn ,ny Hid permanent cure after trying maud was the week-end guest of her sister,. J-pmips '

IVsjs. Frank Jones. .. .Mrs. Anna Wells, of Cambridge City, visited Mrs. E. P. Jones Saturday.... 'Mirs Wilbur Elwell and daughter, Marie, were Richmond visitors Saturday Mrs. Rodgers, who has been visiting Mr. and "Mrs. Williard Williams, was called to her home at Hamilton by the illness of her husband Mrs. Willard Williams is in a critical condition.... Mrs. Charles Hale spent Saturday in Richmond with her sister, Mrs. Charles Coffman. . . .Olin Davis left Saturday to take a fine position wit hthe Indiana Trust Co. of Indianapolis.

BETHLEHEM WAGES INCREASED

remedies

Truster Remedy Co., Huntington, Indiana. Gentlemen I had suffered with! Rheumatism, inflammatory, for thlri teen months seven in bed. I couldj barely walk on crutches, when a friend Induced me to try Truster's Rheumatlq Tablets, which gave me relief almost from the first dose. I have been back St my trade as boilermaker at the CJ and E. I. shops. Spent five weeks at the Springs without relief. I surely can give your remedy my strongest) endorsement and I recommend it tq all rheumatic sufferers. (Signed) GEORGE P. DAVIS, . Kansas St., Danville, III, For sale by all druggists.

BETHLEHEM, Pa., April 1. The Bethlehem Steel company announced that, effective April 16. an

increase of approximately 15 percent ' will be made in the general labor:

rate at all the company's plants here and at Steelton, Pa., Lebanon, Pa., and Sparrows Point, Md.

FOR

LUMBAGO

MILTON, IND.

Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Wagner and Mr, and Mrs. James Murphy formed a theater party at Connersville- Saturday bight. ...Mr. and Mrs. Ed Wilson, Mrs. L. E. Thompson and children, Mrs. F. McCormlck and daughter, Ruth were Richmond visitors Saturaay....The many friends of Robert Morris were sorry to hear that be hal an arm broken in the interurban wreck near Anderson... .Mrs. Ruth Wagner, of near Centerville, visited Mrs. Odell Sunday... .Edgar Beeson.

Try Musterole. See How Quickly It Relieves You just rub Musterole in briskly, and usually the pain is gone a delicious, soothing comfort comes to take its place. Musterole is a clean, white ointment.

j made with oil of mustard. Use it instead

oi mustara piaster, wui not ouster. Many doctors and nurses use Muster ole and recommend it to their patients. They will gladly tell you what relief it gives from sore throat, bronchitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains and aches of the back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chilblains, frosted feet, colds of the chest (it often prevents pneumonia). Always dependable. 30 and 60c jars; hospital size $2.50.

IF YOU HAVE RHEUMATISM

You would give almost anything to get rid of. it, wouldn't you T And you know It won't get well by simply letting it run on. Rheumatism, like everything else, has a cause, and it cannot be cured until you remove that cause. But what is the use of spending hundreds ot dollars at springs and health resorts when for 50c you can obtain a box of Trusters Rheumatic Tablets from any druggist, or 6 boxes, which will be sufficient (or the most obstinate case for $2.60. Truster's Tablets remove all the poisonous waste from the bowels and kidneys and give the blood a chance to build up the entire system. D0NT GEJ OLD! Use Truster's Rheumatlo Tablets. For Sale by All Druggist ,

Surely I may be pardoned for asking questions when you consider that I belong to the sex which is not capable of using the ballot wisely. I suppose the real reason .women cannot vote in Indiana is the men have concluded that is the case. They gallantly wish to deal gently with the poor

things and give some otheriecnnim reason. You know we must have faith that our law makers are consistent, and we do not like to cherish blind faith where it can be avoided. We wish to be enlightened upon some points when knowledge made public will not give comfort or aid to the enemy. Which petition that was sent to Washington should receive the most favorable answer: The one the brewers sent pleading that their business might continue as it would be disastrous to the country to close their breweries, and that grain used in that way was not wasted, also our laboring men needed their beer, and the usual arguments kept Intock by that class of people. V3r the petition presented to President Wilson signed by 6.000,000 women, and headed by Frances Cleveland Preston, asking that the manufacture Of malt liquors in the United States be stopped in the interest of food conservation. The petition stated that the grain used in brewing would make 4.000,000 loaves of bread daily. It has already become history that congress was considering favorably nation wide prohibition during the war, when, at the request of the President, the decision was left to him. He decided in favor of the brewers. As there was plenty of whiskey in 6torage to last several years, corn and rye could be used for food, but the brewers must have their quota of grainThe housewives could conserve 5n the use of grain, and restrict their families iff food, in obedience to the mandates of food administrators. We are tol dlt is to feed our allies, and our soldiers, that we are conserving, but if it is necessary for the table supplies to be limited, what of the brewerles? We would be unpatriotic If we did not willingly conserve food material,

and the children would not be patriotic if they indulged in candy.

What of the brewers? Is not Satan using camouflage to

obscure the vision of otherwise con

scientious nennl rJ

is called to tbVllcjf

Know Dy tnls time between Satan and

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war. Pray that Sai

the guns! "

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i CONTINUE THEFT CASE.

t a case against Charles Bailey.

charged with the theft of $5.00 from

ols ceumaw wniie ne was serving a sentence in the county Jail, was continued in city court Monday morning i until Tuesday morning. Bailey was 1

glatea on a cnarge oi petit larceny.

SOLDIERS IN CAMP

The abrupt chance from

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trying on your boy's health, but if he

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