Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 105, 14 March 1918 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 1918

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEQRAV

Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by Palladium Printing Co. R. G. Leeds, Editor. E. H. Harris, Mgr. Palladium Building. North Ninth nd 8allor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond. InMana, as Second Class Mall Matter.

MEMBER or THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press Is exduMvely entitled to the ui for republication of all nw dlnpatcb credited to t or not othrwi credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rlithta of republication of clal dispatches herein are also reserved.

Courtesy Pays Uncle Sam appreciates the worth of courtesy as a business asset. He is collecting $3,500,000,000 in internal revenue this year. A collection agency with a contract to collect this sum would hold a school of instruction for the employes that were to, approach the persons who owed the money. Employes would be taught first of all that it pays to be courteous. Uncle Sam is insisting that his collectors be fair and courteous in their dealings with the thousands of taxpayers who are being assessed to help win the war. His motto is, "When you start out to collect .$3,500,000;000 be nice." The bureau of internal revenue has prepared a manual for the guidance of the men who come into contact with the taxpayers. It has codified the suggestions of collectors of internal revenue, deputy collectors, revenue agents and the field force. Some of the suggestions follow : "The Government representative should be courteous at all times, have a cheery manner and forget the grouch, never, under any circumstances lose his temper and avoid all arguments.

"He should never accept a gift or favor of any kind from a taxpayer. "Should there arise a difference of opinion with regard to details the attitude and manner of the representative of the Government must invariably be one which gives no suggestion of doubt as to the taxpayer's motives." "Never put anything over on the taxpayers, because that is a kaiser-like abuse of authority and the man who does it isn't fit to be vested with authority." "Tell the taxpayer all his rights. The Government wants every cent due it and it wants the taxpayer to keep every cent he is entitled to keep." "A man in the field force should never lose

sight of the fact that ours is a Government of

the people, by the people and for the people. The people with whom we come in contact constitute this Government which employes us to serve them." It is a pleasure to note that the bureau which has in hand the collecting of $3,500,000,000 believes in tact, fairness and courtesy. It is operating on the theory that the taxpayer is not a crook but an honest person, possessed of patriotism that believes it a pleasure to pay the tax as his bit to help make the world safe for democracy. It is a complimtnt to the bureau that it has instructed it3 employes' to make courtesy the basis of their dealing with the men and women who must pay the tax.

Billy Sunday Says War Is in Last Half of Ninth Inning By Billy Sunday. That international game of war being played on the western firing line in France is in the last half of the ninth inning Uncle Sam has been called in as a clean up hitter. He needs our help to win the game. He must have cannon, guns, ships, autos, trucks, flying machines, battleships, submarine chasers, clothes, medicine, food, and it is up to us to do something beside sit in the grandstand and yell. We must win or Liberty will perish in the trenches. Our little trouble with Spain was a coon hunt compared with this scrap we have on hand with that bunch of pretzel, chewing sauerkraut spawn of bloodthirsty Huns. Sympathy is one of the loveliest traits of human character, but all the sympathy in the world can't win this war unless we come across with the coin. We did not win the war when we declared war, we did not declare war because we wanted German gold or land, we do not want a dollar of their dough nor one acre of their land. We drew the sword in defense of free govern

ment bounded on the sovereignty of the people, which is in eternal conflict with the baseless, arrogant and hellish claims of the Kaiser and his gang of cut-throats. The tragedy of the Kaiser is not that he is hellish and cruel but that he thinks he is decent. It is pot that he is the mouthpiece of the Devil but that he thinks ha is the Viceroy of God. It is not only our duty, but a great privilege to loan our money to the Government in this hour of staggering need. We can win, we must win. We shall win, so dig down deep and let us fill Uncle Sam's Bank Vault high with our money and help send a shiver down the crooked spine of the Hohenzollerns who are dancing on the thin, thin crust of hell, and thus help the guns of the army and navy to dig their graves, then the world will live in peace.

Conquest and Kultur "We are the salt of the earth.'-Kaiser's speech, Bremen, March 22, 1905. Christian Gauss, The German Emperor as Shown in His Public Utterances, 1915, p. 239.

"If you ask me 'How shall I build up the Kingdom of God ?' my answer is : 'Be a good German.' Stand fast by the Fatherland. Do your duty and fulfill your mission. Seek to submerge yourself in German spirit, in German mind. Be German in piety and will, which simply means be true, faithful, and valiant. Help as best you can toward our victory; help to make our Fatherland grow and wax mighty." Protestantenblatt, No. 13, 1915. B., p. 134.

Hotels and Restaurants Co-operate The Wayne County Hotel and Restaurant Association has been launched. It is a government enterprise with one purpose to assist the federal food administrator regulate the consumption of foodstuffs. Every proprietor of a boarding house, restaurant and hotel, as well as the stewards of boarding clubs and associations, such as the Y. M. C. A. and kindred organizations, is given an opportunity to prove that he is in line with the federal policy. The big hotels of Chicago and New York, according to statistics compiled by the federal food administration, have made a brilliant showing in cutting down wheat and meat consumption. The

men who cater to the public appetite in smaller establishments are now organizing to prove their

loyal co-operation.

Food must be saved everywhere. The boarding house owner who serves meals to six or twelve persons a day is given an excellent oppor

tunity to help. Most of them in Wayne county

have proved before this that the call of the government did not fall on deaf ears. An organization of hotel, restaurant and boarding house owners can carry this work on with great success by devising new forms of economy and by frequent consultations at stated meetings. It is a proof of loyalty for the owners to affiliate themselves officially with the organization.

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The Food Administration Says: The email dally service In food substitution asked by the Food Administration can be done by all; the saving in waste by the majo ity, and the lessening of food consumed by many. This individual daily service in 20,000,000 kitchens and on 20,000,000 tables multiplied by 100,000,000, which is the sum of all of us, will make that total quantity which is the solution of the problem.

PANCAKELESS DAY According to a western paper, Bro. Hoover has, through the proper channels, requested all householders to refrain from making griddle cakes and pies. Of course, such a request is equivalent to an order, which will no doubt be universally obeyed. And this leads Fitz -Nigel, an old contrib, to send in the following: "Like straw that broke the camel's back. Now Hoover strikes the fatal blow. No griddle cakes, no griddle cakes. For us poor mortals here below. "Deprived of such a luscious food, Our lives will be a dreary waste Without the flapjack sweet and brown To see, to smell, admire or taste. "To win the war we'd gladly die And Hoover praise to our last breath, Could we but quickly pass away. But how we hate a lingering death!" Now they are talking of uniforms for farmers. Not a bad idea. The farmers are serving their country. How about hickory or blue denim overalls with bib and straps over the shoulder, cowhide boots and large straw hat? That is the way farmers are supposed to dress, but no farmer in the world ever dressed that way off the stage. They really should have some sort of uniform to distinguish them from the city folks. Nowadays the farmers and the city folks look much alike, only the farmers are slightly better dressed.

trumphets did they blow. They simply took a couple of guns and captured Jericho. The farce In Russia Is about over. Lenine and Trotzky have delivered the goods to the employer, and are no doubt waiting to receive their money. Our only hope is that they don't get it. A celebrated temperance advocate has been shocked by the information that 90 per cent of the bartenders in this country are sober and industrious citizens. If nobody drank any more whisky than the bartenders do, there would never be an agitation for prohibition. It's a queer world, after all. T. R. is out of the hospital and deaf in his left ear. But he is stilL there with a strong right, as usual. D INNER 5 TORI E S Uncle Hiram bought a clock so tall that it was almost impossible to get It Into the house. The old man was extremely proud of it and found it very good company. He would lie awake nights to hear it tick. One night the clock got out of order and began to strike. The old man awoke and counted 102. He promptly sat up in bed and called to his wife: "Betsy, get up, get up! It's later than I've ever knew it to be."

The White Comrade

From New York rimes.

AR out upon the battlefields

In watches of the night,

Tis said the wounded sold'er sees

A comrade robed in white.

He bends upon each sufferer A look of tender grace. Ineffable compassion lights His marred but kingly face. He touches dying brows, and lo! The fear and pain are fled, And smiles of joyful wonder wreathe The faces of the dead. He lifts His hands all bleeding, Nor robe, nor sandals, hide The print of nails upon His feet. The spear ihrust in His side. Oh, if 'tis true, I know not, Or a vision of the night, Formed by the fever-tortured brain The Comrade robed in white; Well mi?ht the agony of earth Have called Him once again To mingle in His human forin Among the sons of men. Seen or unseen, He walketh Within the place of pain; Let not the Great White Comrade Call to your soul in vain.

Aerial mail service is to be established between New York and Wash

ington. The postage will be 27 cents instead of 3 cents. It will not be used exclusively by authors sending manuscripts to the magazines. And now we must give a little space

to M. M., a contributor, who has said that last word on the Jericho business and has driven all other jokesters on that subject from the field : The British, everybody knows, proverbially slow, Have eft impatiently been told to "go to Jericho." The British are so literally minded, you must know. They took it at face value and they went to Jericho. The British like themselves, yet no

A Philadelphia servant sought her mistress with the announcement that her mother was sick, and that she therefore desired permission to go home for a few days. "Certainly," said the woman, "but do not stay longer than necessary, as we need you." A week passed and not a word from the maid. Then a note came which read : 4 "Dear Mrs. Jones I will be back next week. Please keep my place for me, as my mother is dying as fast as she can." "Why, I fell in love with first one girl and then another before I got married," said the susceptible young man. "I scattered my affections all over the map." "That's all right, son," replied the elderly philosopher. "Nobody will object to what you did then, just so you broke yourself of the scattering habit on your wedding day."

"I wish I could skate better. Flub-

SALTS IS FINE FOR KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT Flush th Kidneys at Once When Back Hurts or Bladder Bothers Meat Forms Uric Acid.

WOMEN WHO FASCINATE

The art of fascination and attractiveness in women is founded on good health. Women who drag through long hours, dajs, weeks and sometimes months of suffering with headaches, backache, and dragging-down pains soon wear the tell-tale expression of woe and misery. If every such woman would only turn to that good old-fashioned root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, to alleviate such ailments, it would surely prove the greatest aid to health and consequent beauty that she has ever known. Adv.

No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flushing the kidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. Meat forms

uric acid which clogs the kidney pores so they sluggishly filter or strain only part of the waste and poisons from

the blood, then you get sick. Nearly all rheumatism, headache, liver trouble nervousness, constipation, dizziness, sleeplessness, bladder disorders come

from sluggish kidneys.

The moment you feel a dull ache In the kidneys or your back hurts or if th urine is cloudy, offensive, full of

sediment, irregular of passage or at

tended by a sensation of scalding, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any reliable pharmacy and take a ta-

blespoonful in a glass of water before

breakfast for a few days and your

kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to activity, also to neutralize the acids in urine so it no longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is Inexpensive and can not injure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which all regular meat eaters should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and the blood pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney complications. Adv.

dub." "Why bo?" "Then I'd be teaching that pretty girl as well as you." "Stick around, anyhow. She can use you to fall on."

Masonic Calendar;

Saturday, March 16. Loyal Chapter No. 49, O. E. S. Stated meeting and Initiation of candidates.

Coal land near Hazard, Ky., will be developed by the Cumberland, Hazard Coal Co., Cincinnati, Ohio, organized with $60,000 capital.

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Eeoember 27th,

Ohio Fire Marshal Will Prohibit Fireworks

COLUMBUS, O., March 14. State

Fire Marshal Alfred T. Fleming an-j nounced today that he will issue an.

order later this year absolutely pro. hibltinn the use of fire works in Ohio this fourth of July. The announcement was made In conjunction with the beginning of a campaign against

fireworks as waste of money and powder that could be used in prosecuting i of the war. The state fire marshal!

said be was starting his campaign at

this time so that dealers would not purchase fireworks.

The wise man makes hay while the sun shines, but the fool sows wild oats by electric light.

Lazy men evidently don't believe in the theory that God helps those who help themselves.

THOUGHTS TO THINK ABOUT. The proud heart may be in want yet cover up its needs with showy pomp.

The good heart gives the fragrant bloom to life; man's joyfulness makes him live to ripe old age.

Most men can flatter you to your face; those men seldom praise you to your back. Let a Want Ad be your salesman. It tells the truth, obeys your orders, costs little and brings quick results. Phone 2834 today and ask for a Palladium Want Ad Taker.

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OXFORD, O., March 14. Mrs. John P. Clough, one of the best known women of this village, fell last evening and broke her hip. On account of her advanced age, 86 years, her recovery is doubtful.

Fly traps will be manufactured by the Curry Fly Trap Co., Tulsa, Okla., incorporated with $125,000 capital.

Cl'T THIS Ol'T IT IS 1VOIITH MOSEY DON' T MISS THIS. Cut out this slip, Enclose with 6c and mall it to Foley & Co.. 2835 Sheffield Ave.. Chicago. III., writing your name and address clearly. You will receive in return a trial package containing: Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, for coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney Pills, for pain in sides and back: rheumatism, backache, kidney and bladder ailments: and Foley Cathartic Tablets, a wholesome and thoroughly cleansing cathartic.' for constipation, biliousness, headache and sluggish bowels. For sale by A. G. Luken & Co. Adv.

You fire right when you say in yours of Teeera ber 24th that Senreeo is a remarkably good tooth paste and that it h83 a strong etory to tell, but the difficulty lies in putting that story in such language as will convince the publio. The Senreeo etory of a medicinal paste that not only cleanses the teeth but also keeps mouth and guns healthy, when rut on paper does not sound very different iron the story of ju3t any ordinary dentifrice. For. that reason we make every effort to get the people to try Senreeo. After that Senreeo tells its own story - and fully 90jS of them are Senreoo users and .boosters, from then on. There is a Senreeo user in Pittsburgh who has Introduced our product into the families of thirty-four of his friends. Knthusiasm? Bo. not entirely. Simply e case of Senreoo making good. It is Just as stated above. If they will try Senreeo - if they once becona acquainted with a real dentifrice - with what a dentifrice can and should bo - they ere Senreeo boosters from that time on. Your druggist'or toilet oountere can eupply you with Senreeo. It comes. in large two ounce tubes end retails at 25. Why not get a tube to-day? Try it. We stand behind every paokage of Senreeo with a money-baok guarantee. Very truly yours. s SEHRECO, CISCIimATI.

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