Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 89, 23 February 1918 — Page 15

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM, FEB. 23, 1915

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HEN another speaks, be attentive yourself.

SSOCIATE yourself with men

of good quality,

PEAK no evil of the absent, It I in unjust.

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UMOR when Rood makes one dish of meat a feast.

T is better to be alone than in bad company.

A ME not your author always in speaking of things you have heard.

IVE not advice without being

asked.

HINK before you speak and never break a promise.

HEY your parents, although they may be poor.

NEITHER laugh, nor speak, nor listen when your superiors talk to another. Anthony Mercurio, St. Mary School.

THRIFT STAMPS I earn money by going to the pardon with my father and carrying things for him. Thrift Stamps are to win this war and 'they are called the little-baby bonds. I like to go to town for my mother. That is one way you can earn money to buy your Thrift Stamps I have three Thrift Stamps now, but one must have sixteen of them to fill one's card. In 1923 it will be worth five dollars. Martha Hobson, 4B grade, Joseph Moore School.

IN RUSSIA THE WOMEN FIGHT

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Why I Like Ice Skating Of all winter sports I think ice skating la the most enjoyable; it gives exercise, companionship, and pleasure. After. Bkating most of the afternoon one leels refreshed and more ready to study than she would otherwiso. In Bkating one uses nearly every muscle in the

uuuy us win uu iuuuu unci vuoii first day of Bkating of the season. I

ii one wisnes to mane incnas easily, ho should go skating. There one drops formalities or if one has the disease known as "the blues," nothing will cure him of them as well as ice skating. While skating one forgets his troubles and thinks only of the enjoyment he is. getting from gliding over the surface of the smooth ice. There are many sport connected with skating such as hockey, skating parties and races which attract many people.

Robert's Thrift Stamps One day Robert was going up town. His mother had told him that he could have twenty-five cents. When he came back his mother gave him the money. Now, what are you going to buy," his mother asked? "Thrift Stamps," he said. So that night his father took him up to the bank and got him three Thrift Stamps besides his one. Robert was very proud to have four Thrift Stamps Virginia Giili-

THRIFT STAMP We all must buy at least one Thrift Stamp to help win this war. Each Thrift Stamp costs twentyfive cents. When we buy a Thrift Stamp we show love, service and sacrifice for America. Kenreth Lovin, 4A, Warner.

So much has been heard of the Russians' famous "Battalion of Death" that it might be supposed they are the only women fighters of Russia, but the Circassian women have shown themselves to be as hardy and gallant on the field of battle. In the recent retreat from Galacit a Circassian division was so successful in covering the retreat and harrassing the enemy for days at a time that they have been many times mentioned for their distinguished bravery. The Circassian women put many miles between the rear of the retreating Russians and the vanguard of the Teutonic forces.

How to Get Thrift Stamps If you want to buy Thrift Stamps I will tell you how to earn money to buy Thrift Stamps. The way to save is to work and get money. Ask your mother to give you a nickel for every "A" you get on your report card. This is the way to earn money and help the United States. Dudley Cartwright, 4A Joseph Moore School.

THRIFT STAMPS Children get Thrift Stamps One by one To fill the cards; Then would our pennies, nickles and dimes go flying To hit the aKiser hard. Evelyn Ullom.

Japanese Women Work for Red Cross

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Mrs. C. Yada, wife of the Japanese consul general at New York The Japanese women In America have been giving generously of their time and efforts to the aid of the Red Cross. A Red Cross auxiliary has been established with a membership of twenty-five prominent Japanese women, who meet two days of each week and accomplish a

great deal in a short while. Already 2,000 compresses, pads and other standard requirements of the Red Cross have been supplied by these Japanese women who are among the best of the Red Cross workers iu point of speed, accuracy and careful finish of the things they are producing

JtlDDLES If a man who is carrying a doz

en glass lamps, drops one, what

does he become? A lamp lighter

What belongs to yourself, but is used more by your friends? Your

name.

When is a clock on the stairs

dangerous? When it runs down

Why is the letter K like a pigs

tail? Because it comes at the end of pork. Why is a watch like a river? Because it doesu't run long without winding. What is it that flies high, flies low, has no feet and yet wears shoes? Dust. When hrs a man four hands? When he doubles his fists. What trees has fire no effect upon? Ash tree. What Is the difference between a schoolmaster and an engine driver? One minds the train and the other trains the mind.

What is the best day to make pancakes ? Friday. What four letters would frighten a thief ? O. I. C. U. When may a chair be said to dislike you? When it can't bear you. A New Year's Resolve: "To do my best today; tomorrow is far away. Martha Lou Judkins, 6 grade, Cambridge City, Ind.

1. What has a mouth but cannot talk? 2. What has feet but cannot walk. 3. What has a coach but no horse? 4. What has two legs but cannot walk? 5. What is round on no base? 6. What is it you never see or never will? . 7. What is it you can hear and not see? 8. What flower do you see on the table each day? ANSWERS 1. A river. 2. A yardstick. 3. A train. 4. A desk. 5. The earth. 6. Nothing. 7. The wind. 8. Butter cup.

Buy Thrift Stamps If you spend your money for Thrift Stamps, instead of candy and useless things. Every pennyhelps to put a German on the "blitik." The money helps our soldiers to be more comfortable. I have bought two War Savings Stamps and ten Thrift Stamps. I expect to buy more. Russell Harrison, West Ward, 7A, Columbia City. Ind. '

THRIFT STAMPS These are war times. We ought to buy Thrift Stamps to help win the war.' The way I can help is to buy Thrift Stamps. The way I can get money is to do - errands and help my mother. I can do many other things. Mabel Pfoutz, Joseph Moore School, SB grade;

Help Uncle Sam Let us buy lots of Thrift Stamps can whip the Kaiser To help the war he won. So our boys can whip the Kaiser Then they will come , proudly marching home. Kenneth Holtcamp, Warner School.

COUNCIL COMMITTEES Finance Paul Fouts, John Fitzpatrlck, Dorothy Beetle, Florence Wilson. Physical Education John FitzPatrick, Elmer Boscher, Scott McGulre, Francis Robinson, Rudolph Weidner, Loviise Bentley, Juanlta Detmer, Mildred Mote, Helen Roland. Social Education Florence Wilson, Gladys Longnecker, Dorothy Jones, Adele Harris, Mary Frances Churchell, Randall Kohler, William Romey, Earl Wolf. Decoration Dorothy Beetle, Hilda Farmer, Margaret Stevens, Ethel Tillman, Bernlce Weaver, Earlo Carr, Warren DeWees, Rankin Jones, Malcolm Smith. General Exercise Paul Fouts. Jean Harding, Malcolm Hippard, Epler M&rtln, Paul Swain, Frances Garrett, Ethel Heithaus, Elizabeth Morgan, Thelma Thomas. Officers President, Mr. HeironImus; Treasurer, Mr. Wilson; Recording Secretary, Wesler Scull; Financial Secretary, Harry Eiken-berry.

MY PET DOG I have a little dog. His name is Boby. I can play hide-goseek with him. I call him then he looks for me and if he cant find me. - I make a little noise. If he can't hear that I make a . louder "nois. Then he run3 to me. He will run after me too. He will speak for something to eat. He i3 white, with brown spots above his eyes and black ears. Stella Shores, 4A grade, Joseph Moore School.

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Agatha Phelps has had snapshots of the toothache, but never the real stuff. Who ever heard of the like? Liza Jone would like to inform everyone that she has never had the headache. That's what befalls you when you are an old maid. We would like to make it known to the public that there are only three Old Maids. We wish that every one would not be getting us twisted we me an our names. Dan Rost seems to favor talking to the girls, especially in general science, because (as far as we can figure) the seats are so close to

gether and he can hold his books up to his face and talk to hoo-lade-the rail. The teacher can't see him to stop him. Collin Fulle was actually seen on Main street last Sunday night at

find a remedy for keeping awake in school. A. About the best remedy that we can recommend to Prof, is for him to work and sot let his mind get hazy. Q. Why do old maids hate men and boys is what I would like to

8:30. The thing that puzzles us is why he didn't stay longer. Aunt Matilda is re-naming the streets of Richmond. North Twelfth street is Maurice's corner. Do you get the joke? Beat hey Eggemeyer seems to think a comet Is going to fall in Berlin. Mr. Null of high school hopes, it falls on the kaiser. We are sure that we are all for Mr. Null's hope. Meg Hummert certainly has a had opinion of the old maids. She had the nerve to say to Aunt Matilda's fact that bhi had paint on her checks. . Prof. Hngelbcrt has received great honor on - writing poetry about Thrift Stamps. Vernon W. has started a new fad but we hope no one will adopt it, as it i3 really blinding to one's eyes looking at such bright colors. Ruth f-mith has at lafit convinced Madge Whitsel that Dan Rost is pretty. Bill Mcndenhall thought that he was awfully strong, but when he

attempted to open a drawer In the general science ctass he couldn't

know. A. We would like to Inform every one that just because we are old maids that we do not like the male beings. We think they are all right in their place. Q. Toddle would like to know what to use to make his hair black. A.We all advise him not to try in color his hair as it is really a pleasure for one to rest his eyes on such a beautiful mass of gold. q. Granny would like to know why old maids wear and love false carls. A. The only answer we can give is because it makes them a little bit more attractive. Q,Wonder why Dan Rost favors wearing hearts on his back? A.

Because the girls (old maids) put them there. That's the only way he could possibly win any one's heart. Some one making it false. (Those were paper.) Q. Beachey Eggemeyer wants to know why she saw stars the day she hurt her head. A Because she was studying astronomy. O. Why do old maids have such talents? A. Because they are old maids! ! !

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QUESTIONNAIRE -Prof. Englebert would like to