Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 87, 21 February 1918 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. THURSDAY, FEB. 21, 1918

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGIte.

Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by Palladium Printing Co. R. G. Leeds, Editor. E. H. Harris, Mgr. Palladium Building. North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana. a3 Second Class Mail Matter.

MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Th AeoeUtd Preaa U exclueively entitled to the us for republication of all nw dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In thi rPr and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of spaHal dispatches herein ars also reserved.

important" says the National Council. "Please continue the campaign through the state, in an effort to bring pressure upon the men in the ranks, through their dependants at home." "Notwithstanding many men in the army and navy have availed themselves of the benefits of the war risk insurance, many have failed so to do and the War Department takes the view that they would do so immediately upon receipt of the

proper suggestion and influence of their dependents at home," the National Council says.

Promise of a County Agent Wayne county farmers will have the services of a permanent county agent to counsel with them

regarding their problems. Assurance has been made that this official will be appointed and will

have the support of county officials.

It is gratifying to note that Wavjie county will not'be one of the few glaring exceptions in

the lone list of Indiana counties that, boast of

having expert agricultural advisers.

War times demand the maximum productiv

ity of our farms. The attainment of increased crops is contingent upon the ability of the farmer and the knowledge of experts to advise and confer with the agriculturalist. A county agent will more than pay his salary in the increased crops farmers are able to raise and in the local prosperity that always follows a big yield on the farms surrounding the city.

Events in Russia The folly of Trotzky's Bolshevism is luridly depicted in news dispatches from Russia. Bolshevism is an iridescent dream. The Kaiser's war machine a grim reality. Kerensky and Trotzky believed in an illusion; the Kaiser depended upon the actuality of war-trained men. If Kerensky and Trotzky had adopted the principles of democracy embodied in our own constitution and advocated a centralized government, Russia might have been transformed from an autocracy into a democracy, with an army to repel invaders.

Unless equal rights are backed by central

ized authority they degenerate into anarchy.

That's what took place in Russia. - Trotzky and

his followers destroyed the powerful burgeoise

class, corresponding to the big middle class of the United States, France and England. Their theory of equal rights virtually amounted to a confiscation of industries and capital, the result being that shops were closed and transportation systems paralyzed. nrAf.M imild 4irm thpir tasks for two and

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three hours, or fix hours that practically reduced u. ;

nothing. Trainmen jine vjennau .caiipue tugeiuci. tuiuwcavc

rests upon tne army. ine oerman emperor, in connection with laying the , corner stone of a church in Berlin. G. W. M., p. 93.

Conquest and Kultur "It is the soldier and the army, not parlia-

"The most important heritage which my noble grandfather and father left me is the army, and I received it with pride and joy. To it I addressed the first decree when I mounted the throne. And leaning upon it, trusting our old guard, I took up my heavy charge, knowing well that the army was the main support of my country, the main support of the Prussian throne, to which the decision of God has called me." Speech of the Kaiser to the Royal Guard, 1898. Gauss, pp. 121-23.

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would hold their trains for hours at stations while they held Workmen's Meetings. Money of manufacturers was confiscated and the commercial and industrial systems ruined by an enforcement of the pernicious theory that only the Russian workmen had rights that were worthy of consideration. ' The result of this internal anarchy, perhaps studiously fostered by German agents because it fitted in with their military program,. is seen in the ease with which the Germans are overrunning the Russian provinces. The demobilization of t$e army had hardly been announced, before German regiments were invading the country from Riga as far south as Lutsk. Then Russia was forced to sign a peace dictated by Germany. The Workmens' and Peasants' government of Russia, depending on theories of internationalism and fraternity, had no foil against an enemy that depended on its legions for success. Trotzky believed Bolshevism would spread through Germany, inciting rebellion against the Kaiser, but events of the last three days show that it could not cement the fragments of his own country. Polish troops have defeated the Bolsheviki in Poland; Finland is in the throes of a civil war; the Ukraine is fighting for independence from Russia; a Cossack army in the south is gaining in proportions; a Kerensky army is said to be ready to join Alexieff on the Ukraine border. Russian nationalism has been destroyed. In its stead are dozens of nations fighting for their independence. Russia subdued them years ago but never succeeded in welding them into a national whole. Now Bolshevism has disintrigated them and the old story of revolution toward central izatiorf of authority is again being repeated. Had Kerensky, Trotzky and Lenine insisted on centralization and backed their opinion with the army, Russia might have been on the way to n republican form of government. Today she is

: .M.f nf vnlnrinn and civil strife, while i means that tbe blood "quires about twenty-seven sec-

III ilic imiuov v.. . . QjllIt malro nmnloto rirvnit nf the hlnnd

vessels. Being pumped over and over again, the "blood travels a distance of 61,000 miles in a year, or more than twice the circumference of the globe. A wonderfully faithful worker, the little heart; and yet, the modern hurried man abuses it so constantly that the increase in deaths from heart diseases are enormous. The remedy is: more exercise; less hurry; and more careful eating. The following rules, especially, deserve to be pasted in your hat: Don't eat when tired. Don't eat when hurried. Don't eat when worried. Don't eat unless you can give your mind to it. Don't eat Irregularly. Don't eat quickly. Don't eat the things you know will cause indigestion.

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THOSE INSIPID OLD DAYS, 1914 (And we used to think the headlines were exciting. Can you beat that?) "KING ALFONSO BREAKS IN

SEVERAL NEW POLO PONIES"

"NINE SHOTS FIRED ACROSS

MEXICAN BORDER LAST NIGHT"

"CARRANZA BIDS DEFIANCE TO UNITED STATES MOTORBOAT" "LUTHER BURBANK, PLANT WIZ, EVOLVES A SPINELESS CACTUS" "RAILROAD PRESIDENT SUED BY A BURLESQUE ACTRESS" "NEW JERSEY BELLE WANTS $10,000 FOR A STOLEN. KISS" "CASTRO OF VENEZUELA IS FRAMING ANOTHER REVOLUTION' "FIFTY' FRIED EGGS EATEN BY DELAWARE CHAMP AT A SITTING "ELIHU W. BOTTS, SCIENTIST. DISCOVERS A NEW MICROBE" MORE CLEOPATRA RELICS FOUND IN ANCIENT TOMB NEAR CAIRO"

HOW TO CAMOUFLAGE A HOME

Hang the crayon portrait of Aunt Anastasia over the bad place in the

living room wall paper.

Back the sideboard up against the

place where the wainscoting was blis

tered during a chaflng-dish party given

by your predecessors. By keeping the player piano goin

you can easily overcome the banging of the faulty radiator in the living

room. The temperature may be made agreeable by constant exercise with wallweights, dumbbells and rowing machines. On heatless days you can thus fool your landlord and yourself at the same time. Place a large Japanese umbrella up against the ceiling in the library where the radiator upstairs has leaked

l through.

Where you have too many pictures, hang them one over the other, the pictures of your relatives on the bottom and those of your wife's relatives on top. Hang a towel rack over the place

where the genuine marble has peeled off the bathroom walL Max Needle is entitled to a niche In the hall of fame. He is a tailor In Wilmington, Del. Just mention It to show there Is something going on besides war. WELL, NOW FOR A FEW SLEETLESS DAYS. Strioed blazers, of horrible memory,

are coming into style again this

spring. Some fashion experts seem to think that the highest form of helpfulness is to add to the horrors of war. A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested for hitting ber husband over the head with a potato masher. Well, when there are no potatoes In the house, she has got to be doing something, hasn't 6he?

"Because only in war all the virtues which militarism regards highly are given a chance to unfold, because only in war the truly heroic comes into play, for the realization of which on earth militarism is above all. concerned ; therefore it seems to us who are filled with the spirit of militarism that war is a holy thing, the holiest thing on earth ; and this high estimate of war in its turn makes an essential ingredient of the military spirit. There is nothing that trades-people complain of so much as that we regard it as holy." Werner Sombart, Handler und Helden, 1915, p. 88. Sombart is professor in the Handelshochschule in Berlin, and one of the leading German economists.

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it must hours a

Be Good to Your Heart From Every Week.

HERE is no eight-hour day for your heart.

pump ahead, day and night, twenty-four

day.

It weighs only half a pound, and it must pump seventy gallons of blood through the human system every hour, or, as Joseph Jackson in the Philadelphia Public Ledger estimates, 1,205.000 gallons each year. It has the power to propel the blood through the arterial system at the rate of 621 feet a minute, and this

CATARRH DISTORTS FACIAL EXPRESSION

Spreads the Nose, Blurs the Eyes, Puffs the Face, Dries the Lips. How to Get Rid of Catarrh.-'

TRY THIS HOME TREATMENT FREE. Catarrh not only makes one feel miserable, it shows this effect in the features, and it usually grows worse. But thanks to a remarkable home treatment, there is recovery in store for every sufferer by the remarkable Gauss self home treatment, which you can try free in your own home.

DINNER. 5 TOR IE S

A clergyman was about to leave his church one evening, when he encountered an old lady examining the carving on the front. Finding her desirous of seeing the

beauties of the church, he volunteered to show her over, and the flustered old lady, much gratified at tni3 unexpected offer of a personally conducted tour, shyly accepted it. By and by they came to a handsome tablet on the right of the pulpit. "This," explained the good man, "is a memorial tablet erected to the memory of the late vicar." "There now. Ain't it beautiful?" exclaimed the admiring old lady. "And I'm sure, sir, I 'ope it won't be long before we see one erected to you on the other side." Secretary Daniels says that the navy now means business. He has been working upon the plans for the

best navy in the world, and be compares the various stages of this growth to Geraldine's pastime. "The young lady." said Secretary Daniels, "had plucked a daisy out of a vase, and picking the peals one by one, murmured: "'William means gcd, James means beloved, Richard means courageous, George George means ' " 'Well, daughter,' said the mother, let us hope that George means business. "

Private Siinpkins had returned from the front to find that his girl had

been walking out with another young

man. and naturally asked ber to ex

plain her frequent promenades in the

town with the gentleman.

"Well, dear." she replied, "it was

only kindness on his part. He Just took me down every day to the library

to see if you were killed.

The establishment of the first rural free postal delievery in the Pacific will be comnleted next March when the

service will be given the homesteaders in Kaiku district on the Island of Maui, Hawaii.

PROVEN SWAMP-ROOT ' .

AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS The svmDtoma of kidney and bladder

troubles are often very distressing and

leave the system in a run-down condition. Tbe kidneys seem to suffer most, as almost every victim comnlains of lame back and urinary

troubles which should not be neglected.

as these danger signals often lead to more dangerous kidney troubles. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which, so many people say, soon heals and strengthens the kidneys, is a splendid kidney, liver apd bladder medicine, and, being an herbal compound, has a gentle healing effect on the kidneys, which Is almost immediately noticed in most cases by those who use it. A trial will convince anyone who may be in need of it Better get a bottle from your nearest drug 6tore, and 6tart treatment at once. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y.. for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention the Richmond Palladium. Adv.

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For centuries GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been a standard household remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and stomach trouble, and all diseases connected with the urinary organs. Th kidneys and bladder are the most important organs of the body. They are the filters, the purifiers of your blood. If the poisons which enter your system through the blood and stomach are not entirely thrown out by the kidneys and bladder, you are doomed. Weariness, sleenlessness, nervous

ness, despondency, backache, stomach,

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they have been a standard household remedy. They are the pure, original imported Haarlem Oil your greatgrandmother used, and are perfectly harmless. The healing, soothing oil soaks into the cells and lining of the kidneys and through the bladder, driving out the poisonous germs. New life, fresh strength and health will come as you continue the treatment. When completely restored to your usual vigor, continue taking a capsule or two each day; they will keep you In condition and prevent a return of the disease. Do not delay a minute. Delays are especially dangerous in kidney and bladder trouble. All druggists eell GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. They will refund the money if not as r presented. In three sizes, sealed packages. Ask for the original imported GOLD MEDAL. Accept no substitutes. Adv.

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FOR GOOD HEALTH

AT COLISEUM TUESDAY, THURSDAY and SATURDAY

Germany is grabbing the territory she needs to j

raise wheat to supply her armies.

Insurance for Soldiers "Automatic insurance of men in the service of the United States army and navy has ceased entirely. However the act of congress extending the time for filing application for war risk insurance, to April. 12, makes it possible for every man in the service to avail himself of this protection," announces the Indiana State Council of Defense, at the suggestion of the Council of National Defense. "This makes a voluntary application doubly

The Food Administration Says: How you can save meat: Have a "Meatless Tuesday" every week and a meatless meal every day. Have a "Porkless Saturday" every week. This means to eat no beef, pork or mutton in any form. In their place use fish, poultry and rabbits. Use beans; they have nearly the same food value as meat. Use all left-over meat cold or in made dishes. Use more soups. Remembers that no grain or other human food was used to feed the fish that gives you nourishment. Beef, pork, and mutton can be shipped in compact form. Other meats can not. Pork is now especially scarce.

TO CAN SAUSAGE

Here is a timely recipe for the canning of sausage; also an economy in the amount of lard used compared with the old method. Cut sausage in pieces, fry and pack in mason glass Jars. Over each can pour half cup of lard or fryings. Seal securely and turn can upside down until cold. This allows the lard to run

Suggestion on Eczema It will take just a few moments to ate& in and ask your druggist what bis experience has been in the way of grateful customer with the soothing wash of oils, D. D. D. 83c, 60c rod $1.00. Tour monty back tmlesa the first bottle relieves yon. Ask him today. HD.HD.in). fTJxe Lricruid Wcrsti

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It will keep

It Is Perfotly Wonderful the Way Gauss Treatment Drives Away Catarrh. A red nose that dribbles with mucus is an unsightly misery. A breath tainted with the odor of catarrh is an offense against all health and decency. A stomach filled with droppings from diseased nasal cavaties may cause untold misery, and ruins the complexion. The bowels clogged with strings of ropy mucus indicates a body literally reeking with catarrh, causing pimples, blotches and other skin eruptions. Tbe blood, swarming with millions of catarrh germs, entails upon the kiflneys a labor that may break them down; the lungs and bronchial tubes, scourged with the destructive influence of systemic catarrh, can lead to anemia and the most serious consequences. So why continue with all this misery? Send your name and address today for a free trial cf Mr. Gauss' famous treatment. Mail it to C. E. Gauss, 3721 Main St., Marshall, Mich. It will not cost you a penny to try it, and it surely will astonish you with its wonderful effect. Fill out coupon and mail it today.

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"I suffered with Stomach and Liver Trouble for three years and was under the care of two doctors but they never gave me any relief. Nearly two years ago I bought a box of Bliss Native Herb Tablets and they did me more good than anything I ever tried. When I commenced taking your tablets I was in an awful run-down condition and couldn't eat a thing without it hurting me. But thanks to Bliss Native Herb Tablets, in a month I could do my housework and eat most anything. It is a good family medicine, I don't see how we could do without It. I am still taking them. I weigh more than I ever did in my life." MRS. FANNIE WOLFE, Pulaski, Tenn. When your liver is not performing the functions ordained by nature, your

whole human machinery breaks down; your brain becomes dull, the pores of the system become clogged with impurities, anad any neglect to correct this condition will lead to serious illness. Bliss Native Herb Tablets, purely vegetable, have been relieving sufferers from liver troubles for many years. They are a safe, gentle but sure laxative, easy to take, and quick to relieve. Thousands of homes are never without them. One tablet at night, makes the next day bright. A box contains 200 tablets, and each tablet contains our trade mark. The price is f 1 per box. Sold by Clem Thistlethwaite and local agents everywhere. Look for our moneyback guarantee in every box. Adv.

"FIRST IN WAR, FIRST IN PEACE, FIRST IN THRIFT"

w

anted Americans

There are 90,000,000 of us in the United States all in the family of our own Uncle Sam. And Uncle Sam needs money your money everybody's money. He doesn't ask you to give it to him he wants to borrow and pay you interest for it. Maybe you didn't have $50 or $100 to lend him in Liberty Bonds, but surely you have 25 cents. If we, all of us, buy one thrift stamp just one stamp apiece that is $22,500,000, and if everyone of us buys $4. 1 2 worth 25 cents , worth from time to time for sixteen times that's $370,800,000. Your pin money does help. Doesn't it? We don't know how much money you have how much how little. It doesn't matter, anyway. For it is getting to a point that every man - every woman -every boy every girl must make the business of helping win this war the most important thing on earth. , Like the Liberty Bonds, the war savings certificates bear 4 interest. On

January 1, 1923 each certificate will be worth $5. These stamps are exchange-

able at tace value plus accumulated interest at any time between January 1, 1923. - You can buy from your mail carrier or at the Post Office. Buy your first one today.

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