Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 73, 5 February 1918 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, TUESDAY, FEB. 5, 1918

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM . t AND SUN-TELEGRAM

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. Get Ready for Gardens 1 1 Preparations are already under way in many cities to launch the biggest and most extensive home gardening year in their history. In view of the war and the conservation of foodstuffs, Richmondites should make arrangements early for gardening. . It will be discovered before the year.is over that the raising of garden products will be cheaper than buying them. Many homes are located on lots that permit ; the cultivation of gardens sufficiently large to , raise all the vegetables the family, will eat during , the summer and leave a large surplus for canning purposes. . ; According . to the findings of a survey made ' two years ago there are enough vacant lots to provide gardens for every, family Sn Richmond. jThe only obstacle in the way of "a garden for every home" will be the sloth of the citizens. Compulsory rationing is an innovation that the people of the United States dread. It will be jenforced, despite all our kicking and howling, if i American households do not accept voluntary rej strictions in the use of wheat, meat and fats. No one feels the present restrictions. We relish our 'food under present conservation recommenda- ; tions just as much as we did when we were able ito buy for our tables everything our purse al

lowed us. It will be irksome

I we are forced to forego meat, wheat and fats because they have been exhausted. I The cultivation of home gardens next summer will help materially to conserving food. Food supplies that in normal times find their way to our tables will be diverted to the military camps and to our Allies. Much of it will go to the can

neries to be preserved for winter consumption. ! The preparation and tilling of a home garden jis a patriotic duty that is of as much importance las is the purchase of Liberty bonds or thrift I stamps. It serves the same purpose- to help I win the war.

Meeting German Efficiency German efficiency has been dinned into our ears by such an overwhelming drum fire in the

Nlast five years that it comes as

to learn that our own country nas men wno practice efficiency, and that we have excelled even ithe Teutons at their own game. A few days ago we printed a news dispatch telling how American engineers had overhauled i the Vaterland, the crack German liner which our government took over when war was declared, jand made repairs to her engines that enables her !to make more knots an hour now than she did i under the German flag. i Quite a feat! Hitherto German marine engineers were rated kings of their craft. Now American engineers improve on the very best example of German marine construction. We have stood in awe of the German war machine, overwhelmed by the accomplishments of that engine after forty years of preparation. But the American nation, most peace-loving of all the

j They are seeking some unusual punishment : For the tnomy aliens who are caught in our midst with mans and other tTbings of like nature concealed ; About thrir persona. i Would suggest, without a thought of i Contumely or frlghtfulness, that '. StJd alions be forced to make tne trip From Boston to New York every uay On the New Haven road. If there hadn't been so much water in the ocean, tho submarine campaign ; would have won the war for German, i Aiways something wrong. It becomes more and more arparent that Dr. Garfield, as a coal adminlstra- ' . , i nut. i tor, is oue ot our very dcsi mue milege presiaents.v 5 .. . y The "Medical Record says: "Brains have no r-art in the making of noise." N. B. -See La Foiiette. What has become of the old-fashion-i ed woman who used to care move about the rrice of lace curtains man she did about the price of groceries ' i - i j Now they are calling pacifists "cottontalls" and ' their meeting places J "hutches." n... ,tliii Insult tho innffansivA rah- . JJUt J - (bit? He has never done anything to Where we liTe they have the cute little habit of landing alimony dodgers In Jail. There Is now quite an "allcion club" there. The other day they bad a banquet In the jail and enter tained the warden In honor of the gift of a new set of dishes the warden had

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an titled to the usj the nation. her boast ficiency that front rapidly. ture, and also and unpleasant if a pleasant relief

the London Times, Mar. 1, 1917.

"Yes" From Life. Y EARS ago it word "yes" the passage refined vocahle has yep," "yup or

of ikoliomsid

bought for the club. The toastmaster, a former Judge, who is well-to-do, but who would rather stay in Jail than pay alimony, read the following bit of free vorse: We're tbe Alimony Club In tho jail, county jail: And there's not a single dub In the club. But eveiyone is happy, hearty, hale. Everyone has got a darling of a lady, Who ktcps him here in limbo, very shady. Don't allow him to gc out On the streets to gad about. Never takes him on probation. But just gives him a vacation At the club, Hoping hub Will respond to little wifey with the dougb. It's the only thing on earth she wants, you know. The warden was so affected that ho Neglected Colds bring Pneumonia CASCARAK? QUININE The old family remedy in tablet form afa, aure. easy to take. No opiate -no unpleasant after affects. Cure cold in 24 hour Oris In S day. Money back if it fail. Get tha genuine oo man Red ted Ton and Mr. Hill'a picture on it 24 Tablet la 25c. At Any Drue Stare

great powers, abhorring militarism and absolutely unprepared to wage a great war, in ten months has. made such gigantic strides that even ( the German war leaders are unable to estimate the importance of this factor in the next great offensive. j Our military efficiency, to be sure, has many glaring defects, as the congressional investigation proved, but American determination is remedying them as fast as it can cut bureaucratic red tape and substiture new methods for antiquated ones. We are meeting German efficiency with American efficiency in many departments. Commercial chemistry in which the Germans were

supreme has challenged the enterprise of our chemists. We are discovering the German dye

secrets and the formulas of other chemicals. We are meeting organization with organization. If German efficiency decreed food con

servation, we voluntarily put ourselves on a war diet. If German efficiency demanded full use of the railroads, we pooled our railroads under one head to offset the advantage. If German efficiency called on the women to sew and knit, our Red Cross replied with an organization covering

Germany advertised efficiency so boldy and advantageously that the whole world believed

without investigating its merits.

America recently has adduced indications of ef

show that we are forging to the

Conquest and Kultur "We must also secure ourselves for the future. New sacrifices require new compensations, new demands. A sufficient war indemnity is necessary to guard against the dangers of the fu

for the resumption of economic i

competition. If our enemies are realty n6t able to pay an indemnity, for what purpose, then,

have we territory of economic value in our hands conquered with our blood ? Courland and Livonia

offer ground for colonization. With them we can also protect the interest of the Baltic population. At Briey and Longwy we find coal and iron ore. The harbor of Antwerp we cannot do without; if we possess this, the individuality of the Flemish population can also be protected. "The military safety of our frontiers must be attained even if military and economic objections thereto exist. As in the east our flank must be protected, so also must the right flank of our west front. Consequently the high defensive and offensive value of the Flemish coast is very obvious in strengthening our positions against England. Germany must be invincible." Count von Westarp, leader of the Conservative Party, in the Reichstag, Feb. 27, 1917, quoted in

a Forgotten Word. wa3 quite a common thins to hear the used in general conversation. With of time, however, that excellent and becoml as thoroughly extinct as the

Dodo bird and the three-toed Megaeopholus. Today, alas! the nearest In sound to the original affirmative are "yeh,"

"yippy. Other current synonyms are

"uh-huh" and, in New England, an aggravating neutral hum of sounds something like "um." This distressing aversion to the use of "yes" has giv

en rise, in the inventive American mind, to a number of

phrases which mean the same thing, but which will not permit one to accuse the speaker of having uttered the short word. Such are the elegant "You said it," "Ain't it the truth?" "You said a pageful," "You know it," and many others too numerous to mention.

promised to have the poetic appeal published, and here it is. HONOR OLD ATTORNEY NOBLES VILLE, Feb. 5. The Hamilton County Bar association held A meeting, Saturday afternoon, in honor of the eightieth birthday anniversary of Joel Stafford, one of the oldest attorneys in the state. At the meeting, Mr. Stafford recalled his acquaintance r.ith Governor Morris, General Hovey, Tresideut Harrison. Thomas A Hendricks, General Lew Wallace and many other famous Hoosiers. Mr. Stafford is a veteran of the Civil waf. Sixty incu a thousand are now being killed in the war, and about 130 men out b? each thousand are wounded. Lemons Beautify! Make Quarter Pint of Lotion, Cheap What girl or woman hasn't heard of lemon juice to remove complexion blemishes; to bleach the skin and to bring out the roses, the freshness and the hidden beauty? But lemon juice alone is acid,, therefore irritating, and should be mixed with orchard white this way. Strain through a fine cloth the juice of two fresh lemons into a bottle containing about three ounces of orchard white, then shake well and you have a whole quarter pint of skin and complexion lotion at about the cost one usually pays for a small jar of ordinary cold cream. Be sure to strain the lemon juice so no pulp gets into the bottle, then this lotion will remain pure and fresh for months. When applied daily to the face, neck, arms and hands it should help to bleach, clear, smoothen and beautify the skin. Any druggist will supply three ounces of orchard white at very little cost and the. grocer has the lemons. Adv.

i .. .. - . , ., DOWN ON THE FARM ' -

DIN NER STOTLIES Tha energetia automobile salesman had just Delivered the fair customer her new car, and everything was lovely. He had scarcely entered the office however, when he received a telephone call. She said: "I tboo?bt you told me that this car was a selt-starter." "So it Is," replied the ealesma. "Nothing of the sort. I have to push a button to make it go." Mayor Mitchel said at dinner in New York: "President Wilson's war policies are f.o excellent that even when fa"ult is found with them, the fault always turns out to be a virtue. "It's life a case of the hen. The piospecttvo buyer of the hen said to the prospective seller: "ls she a perfect bird? Has she got no faults at all?' " 'Well," said the prospective seller, I won't deceive you, ma'am. One fault h has. She will lay on the Sab bath.' " A marmge broker brought an assistant along to a conference about a bride. This assistant was to con firm his assertions. "She is ell jmade, like a pine tree," said tns agent. "Like a pine tree," repeated the as sistant. "She is cultured beyond words." Make Your Own Cough Syrup and Save Money better than tbo ready-nada kind. Eaclly prepared at home. 1 The finest caujrli syrop that money can buy, coatinj? only about one-fifth a much as ready-made preparations, can easily be made up at home. The way it takes hold and conquers distressing coughs, threat and chest colds will xeally make you enthusiastic about it. . Any druafcist pan supply tou vrtk zVj ounces of Pinex (60 eenta worth). Tour this into ft pint bottle and fill the bottle with plain jrranulated sugar yrup. Shake thoroughly and it is ready for use. The total cost is about 63 wits and jrives you a full pint a family supply of a most effectual, Jdeaaant tasting remedy. It keeps perectly. It'a truly astonishing how quickly it acts, penetrating through every air paasajre of the throat and lunjrs loosens and raises the piilepm, 6ootht s and heals the iuflamed or swollen throat iuem brartes, and jrraduallv but 6urely the annovinjr throat tickle and dreaded cough will disappear entirely. Nothinar better for bronchitis, spasmodic croup, mwpin cougn or Dronciuai asthma. Pinex is a special and hichly concentrated compound ot genuine Norway pine extract, and is known the world jver for its prompt healing effect on the throat membranes. Avoid disappointment by asking your drugpjst for."2Vi ounces of Pinex51 with lull directions and don't accept anythine else. A guarantee of absolute satisfaction or money promptly refunded, &:&$ii;zrti9at Jte

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"Wonderfully cultured," came the echo. "However, one thing is true," confessed the broker, "she has a slight hunch on her back." "And what a hunch!" confirmed the assistant. Westerner Helps McAdoo Run Rails R. H. Ashton Director General of Railroads McAdoo has named R. H. Ashton, president of the Chicago & Northwestern railroad, as regional director for ter - ritory west of the Mississippi, with I SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES AND DARKENS THE HAIR Don't Stay Gray! Sage Tea and Sulphur Darkens Hair so Naturally That Nobody Can Tell. You can turn gray, faded hair beautifully dark and lustrous almost over nfght if you'll get a 60-eent bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound" at any drug store. Millions of bottles of this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of other ingredients, are sold annually, says a well-known druggist here, because it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that n"o one can tell it has been applied. GREY HAIR-i-KE U50K5 UKE A WOMAN OF THIRTY i Those whose hair is turning gray or becoming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two applications the gray hair vanishes, and your locks become luxuriantly dark and beautiful. - This is the age of youth. Grayhaired, unattractive folks aren't wanted around, so get busy with Wyeth's Sage dnd Sulphur Compound tonight and you'll be delighted with - your dark, handsome hair and your youthful appearance within a few days. -This preparation is a toilet requisite and is not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. Adv. '

On The Screen

WASHINGTON Lovers of motion pictures which interest and enthrall will welcome the glad news that Theda Bara is about to appear at the Washington theatre in her newest William Fox production. "The Rose of Blood." Miss Bara portrays a Russian hero ine. But Lisza Tapenka is different from every other leading lady of Slav onic origin. She is a Russian who fights, made of the same stuff which has formed the brave Legion of Death Lisza allies herself with a band of revolutionists who are seeking the freedom of the Empire. She is suc cessful in assassinating several per sons whose acts of oppression have made the lot of the people more miserable. She signifies the completion of her deeds by dropping a blood-colored rose on the body of each victim. The picture will play at the Washington Theatre for two days, beginning Wednesday. CONSTANT SITFEREB FIXDS RKLIEF 'I have ben a constant sufferer from kidney trouble and three months agro was down sick in bed for my back ached so severely I couldn't get up." writes C. F. Reynolds. 412 Herrtek St., Blmira, N T. "While in this condition we read of Folc-y Kidney Pills so I commenced takingr them. In a few days I was up out of bed." Foley Kidney Pills strengthen kidneys and bladder. Recommended for backache, rheu matic pains, sore muscles, stiff joints. 1 For sale by A. G. Lukep & Co Adv.

THE UNIVERSAL CAR ,

While there is no telling what conditions may face the country before the war is over, one thing Is certain and that is that Ford cars will grow more and more into being actual necessities, both in city and country. Prospective buyers will do well to place orders NOW, when a reasonably quick delivery, is possible. Don't put it off until spring for the' demand is continuous from all parts of the country; Ford cars are wanted in the North, South, East and West, every day of the year. Let us have your order today and we'll hustle our best that you may not be kept waiting. WEBB-COLEMAN CO., 19-21 South 7th St. . Phone

On The Boards

At the Washington the beautiful and realistic picture which baa made Wm. H. Klbblc'a production of -Uncle Tom's Cabin" world-famous, are th little cabin of Uncle Tom, an o' Southern road. Skinner's Tavern. u ice-gorged Ohio River by moaclight, the graj'l old home of Phlneaa Friend, the wild rocky pase in Southern Ohio, St Clatre'e bom showing a tropical garden with Its fragrant magnolia and orange trees, among which settles the typical Southern plantation residence, the borne of Era; corridor at 8tClaire's; the great New Orleans lee and slave mart, a moss-covered road near Legree'e, a street ia New Orleans. Legres's plantation oa the Red River with the cotton ia full bloom, and the .transformation entitled "The Celestial City." Wm. H. Kibble's version involves thirty important characters and If told in four acts and twenty-eight scenes. Twenty negroes are carried to fill out the pictures and introduce their plantation pastime. The production is transported by special train. The engagement will open Friday night, February 8. Advance reserved seats and box seat tickets may be secured Wednesday. Over 300,000 leads of sawdust aad ether mill waste were used during last year in the United States for making paper pulp. ' SUIT NEW OUT HOLE IN Ml Dad Teeth Like Bad Sfeee Spoil Fine Dress and Good Loeks PEOPLE NEGLIGENT IN CARE. OF MOUTH Senreco Tooth Paste Power f ul To Sfcve the Teeth and Prevent Diseases "All drasaed up wtta a Hole la hla hoe" wsa a bit of aai aaam a girl flung at a young Baa friend wees eatlra outfit was aw axeapt his punctured shoes. Bight enough, toe. JBither to ma or woman a shabby pale of shoe would spoil the appoarsaeai of the most elegaat garment erear What about the teathT Dress to all tha fiaery you plaasa, If you span your snouth exposing a decayed est of teaUt your attractiveness ande right there. That's a bole la the she for you. This applies both to raea and woman. Girls, and younv man, jrpu lose bait tha admiration which would ba directed toward you if you have bad teeth.' Tou can't bo plaasiat with a mouthful of decay. Tou eaa't be healthy either. Tho condition St tha teeth have a telling la uenco on other oraans of the body. Bad teeth affeot tha intestine, stomach, heart, and aven the eyaa. Medical Balance shows that bad testa pre due unhealthy conditions nil over the body.' -i With Benraeo Tooth PjMte at you. Berries a scientifically prepared prevaattve el Pyorrhea there's no mad ef f ailing- a prey to theaa ilia Ke need of having a mouthful of decayed teeth. Used reg-ulary on a set ef rood teeth tha deadly germs have little cbanoa to enter. If they should enter they can't exist leaf under Its thorough cleansing properties- As a cleanser and prevanttra ef disease of th teeth It 1 poeiUvely reUeble. AdvaAoad caeas should be treated by your dentist. . Use Seaseco Toot Paste es a preventative. Ass your dentlel U you ehould not pay all attention to your teeth. Of course wa won't eay our Tooth Peat will euro Pyorrhea. If rou already have It, your dentist i th doctor. Even if you are aAtctod with h torrlbl glasses Sanraoe Tooth Pest will nalp yew to get rid of It, with your dentist's assistance. But w don't want you to contract any ailment ef th mouth aad teeth, nor does your dental doctor. A preventive is far eetter taaa te fiar to g through th trials of a euro. Save your teat in .by Searese Toot Paste aad th. nroDontlltv la tl babUlty la thi that yea won't have to deal with foul and aaiaf ul disease. . By taking eeoeHenf care taking esoelient core may save eteeaaea and ay troublee-, of your teeth you Sntaaunal. heart and y trouMai Take ell precaution to keep tad teatb clean and do It with Berroaa Tooth Pasta, the 1-taat discovery of dental eclence. Sample of 6nrce free It you wish It. Senreco Tooth Paste, Cineln- .... i ri-t