Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 43, Number 45, 3 January 1918 — Page 6

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, THURSDAY, JAN. 3, 1918.

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM

Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by Palladium Printing Co. R. G. Leeds, Editor. E. H. Harris, Mgr. Palladium Building, North Ninth and Sailor Streets. Entered at the Post Office at Richmond, Indiana, as Second Class Mall Matter.

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Taking an Inventory At the close of the current or fiscal year, inventories are taken by business men to ascertain the supplies and stocks they have on hand. The result is an index that guides them for the new year or suggests changes and improvements. An individual will profit heavily if he takes an inventory of himself periodically. It will reveal whether his stock of good qualities is exceedingly small and his supply of bad ones very large. The inventory will offer him food for reflection and thought. The reason why many persons "stay in a rut" is because they seldom indulge in introspection. Usually all their efforts in this directions are inspection of other people's faults and shortcomings. They readily see the other fellow's shabby goods, but are blind to the dirty stock they are carrying. The beginning of a new year is a good time for a personal inventory, not for the purpose of forming New Year's resolutions that are kept for a week, but to get a line on your true self. Selfishness is perhaps the greatest fault of all of us. What a mass of it dwells in our hearts ! What a large number of heartaches and griefs are not caused by this fault! How many good movements are not squelched in their incipiency by the selfishness of a community! How many noble men and women do not lose interest in

meritorious undertakings because selfish persons impugn their motives! . Greed, avarice and penuriousness are children of selfishness. They represent selfishness matured into action. Indolence, shiftlessness, lack of enterprise, envy, jealousy, thoughtlessness, procrastination and a self-centered opinion of your worth or unworthiness are such insidious bad qualities that few of us realize that they are marring our usefulness and happiness. Scores of factors undermining our character will, be revealed in an analysis of our make-up. A carefully made inventory will bring them to light. If It Fails It Is a "Dud From Kansas City Star. NOW that "camouflage' has definitely rooted itself in the English language as a synonym for deception and bunk of any kind, the slang outposts in America should be ready to take up "dud." Dud? Dud, adj.; totally defective; zero in degree; of no account; worthless. Dictionary of 1918. Some ready -witted Tommy addressed himself one day to a huge German shell that had fallen near him but failed to explode. "You dear old dud," beamed the Tommy. Since then all harmless shells, bombs or cartridges have been known as "duds." From explosives that do not explode, the word soon extended itself in fighters' vocabularies until it became the thing to describe idle parts of the front as "dud sectors," war weary boches as "dud Fritzes" and battles that fail to develop into expected big actions as "dud shows." The British front passed the word along to the Americant front, and now, by these tokens, "dud" is officially sent home as one of the first of the American souvenirs. Did you have a stupid evening? Well, it was a "dud"

party. Did you buy a sack of fresh roasted on tne street corner and they were all empties or "1-lungers?" Exasperating, these "dud" peanuts! Why did you put any money in that airplane factory that never gets started? You knew that Liberty bands were not "duds". "Hello, hello " No one on the line. A "dud" call. Have you resolved to eat a meager amount of food until the war is over? That's the best of resolutions for an American who is not endangering his skin over in France. If you go back to selfish, full-eating, you are a "dud" 6port. This might be carried so far as to say that unbecoming clothes are dud duds.

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, NOT I love the berry wi'ter tibe The tibe of ice and dow; To be it always seebs subibe Whed a'gry blizzards blow. I love it whed the bercury A daily fall is taking. Whed grippe has fasted upod be, Ad all by teeth are achig. I love it id the wi'ter tibe, Whed the pipes are freezing; To be it always seebs sublibe To hear the people sdeezing. FROM THE HADES WEEKLY MELTING POT An unusual honor was" paid a new arrival yesterday. A coldstorage magnate arrived from the states, and when he approached the throne. His majesty wanted to take" a well-earned vacation. Bluebeard, Simon Legree, Capt. Kidd and Jesse James threaten to leave if any more food profiteers are allowed to find refuge here. They say it is no place for gentlemen any more. Three tenement landlords arrived yesterday and were immeditaeiy put in the chain gang cutting ice in the frigid portion of Gehenna. There is some talk of a coal short

age here, but it is not worrying the inhabitants. In fact, ' theyare rejoicing over it. Again, isn't it about tiie to wind up that watch on the Rhine? The Wisconsin senator is going to make a speech in his own defense. Let it be hoped that the gentleman from Potsdam gets an impartial hearing and then find himself on the sidewalk. MORE EVERY MINUTE I cannot sing the old songs. I do not even try. There are so many new ones That I must sing or die. They tell me I'm a slacker And that I don't belong Unless each day I've mastered Some "patriotic" song. "Oh. Sammie, Sammie, Sammie!" I have just learned to gush. When some one comes and sells me Another lot of slush.

In order, to finish von Hindenburg entirely somebody ought to name a "good nickel cigar" after him.-

You can buy a $5 government bond for $4.12 during January.

Now Lydia Harrold is Going to Marry U. S. Naval Officer

MTJNXIE, Ind., Jan. 3. Friends of Orville Harrold, the noted Muncle tenor, who was married a third time on December 10, both his first wife, who lives here, and his second wife, Lydia Locke, the operatic singer, having divorced hlra, have recflved announcement of the forthcoming marriage of the second Mrs. Harrold. It also will be her third marriage. Mrs. Newton Bushnell Locke, of New York city, announces that her daughter, Lydia Harrold, will marry LieutenantCommander Arthur Hudson Marks, of thi United States navy. Harrold gave up his first wife here, the companion of his youth and the one who aided him in his struggle for artistic success, because he required a "perfect soul-mate," he said. He thought that Lydia Locke, the prima donna, who once had been married and divorced from a New York clubman, filled this bill. So they were married. Later she divorced him. Harrold's first wife and two daughters live here, and Harrold Is giving the daughters a musical education.

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The dominie was told by his family doctor that a glass of toddy would do him no harm. "I canna manage it,"

LmSBURG, 0. Robert and Charles Sweeney and Paul Miller were Dayton visitors Monday. The latter remained until Tues

day evening. .. .The High school will'

resume Its regular studies W ednesday, after having a ten days vacation Frank Hapner of Indianapolis, visited relatives here Monday and Tuesday... Richard and Jerold Hoerner, students of Earlham college, spent their Christmas vacation hero with their parents. Foie Sweeney of Camp Taylor, is visiting his parents, Joseph Sweeny and family. .. .Ralph Sever of Camp Sherman, spent Christmas with his mother, Mrs. Ora Slier, and husband. ....Otto Lurray of West Manchester, a student in a dental school at Cincinnati. Is visiting his grandfather, Eli Beam, and his aunt, Mrs. Perry Brock and husband Foie Sweeny of Camp Taylor, Vergil Sweeny and wife, James Gates and wife and Clifford Locke and family spent New Years clay with their parents, Joseph Sweeny and wife. . . .Katherine Rice of Oxford University is spending her Christmas vacation with her mother. Mrs. Ada Rice and daughter A pleasant surprise and New Years party was given Miss Florence Ruff at her home. A hot lunch was served at 11 o'clock. Games and music were enjoyed by all. About Ihirty young people were present to welcome the new year. .. .After Jan. 1, the local business houses will close on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings at 6 o'clock Karl Rhinehart of Earlham spent the Christmas vacation with his parents. John Rhinehart and family .. .The following officers were elected for the ensuing year by Salem Lutheran Sunday school: J. S. Barnhiser and Robert Ramsey, superintendents; Edith Sweeney and Olive O'Connell, secretaries; Librarians. Lola Ehler and Harold Warlike; Chorister, Mrs. Nellie Heeter; Organists, Anna Huetching and Waldo Barnhiser; Book librarian, Mrs. Hannah Huetching, and W, F. Kuns, Treasurer. Preparatory services will be held Saturday, Jan. 5, at 2 o'clock. Communion services Sunday morning te 10 o'clock.

NOTHING ELSE LIKE IT IN RICHMOND There has never been anything in Richmond vith the INSTANT action of simple buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc.. as mixed in Adler-i-ka. O N E SPOONFUL flushes the ENTIRE bowel tract so completely it relieves ANY CASE sour stomach, gas or constipation and prevents appendicitis. The INSTANT, pleasant action of Adler-i-ka surprises both doctors and patients. At Thistlethwaite's Drug Stores. Adv.

said the .minister, "my housekeeper

wad gossip among the church women." "Oh, keep it in your private cupboard, and when you get your shaving water in the morning, get a little extra supply." A month later one of the female parishioners who was calling on the housekeeper inquired as to the dominie's health. "I'm sair afraid the meenister is losing his mind," was the answer. "My goodness! how is that?" said the visitor. "Well, he asks for shaving water five or six times a day. Bessie had been given a dime to invest in ice cream soda. "Why don't you give your dime to missions?" said the minister who was calling. "I thought about that," said Bessie, "but I think I'll buy the ice cream and

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let the druggist give the dime to the missions." Mistress Susan, I understand that ybu walk out with a young man; I hope he is respectable? "Oh, yes, ma'am; and he is a Frenchman, and can't speak no English." "Then how in the world do you manage your courting, Susan?" "Law, ma'am, isn't the kissin' and huggin' the same in every language?" "Well, Mary, you have chosen a hymn very appropriate to the lesson. But what made you choose that particular one?" "Please, miss, it's the same number as my policeman."

PAINT MAKERS MEET.

WASHINGTON,' Jan. 3. Paint manufacturers , will, meet here, today with A. W. Shaw, chairman of the commercial economy board, to discuss how they can eliminate waste in their industry. Mr. Shaw recently announced that the manufacturers had agreed on a revision of colors and containers.

Don't get the idea that what you could save "wouldn't amount to enough to wad a shotgun." Every Thrift Stamp means a bullet.

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Ruddy Cheeks Sparkling Eyes Most Women Can Have Says Dr. Edwards, a Weil-Known Ohio Physician Dr. F. M. Edwards for 17 years treated scores of women for liver and bowel ailments. During these years he gave to his patients a prescription made of a few well-known vegetable ingredients mixed

with olive oil, naming them Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets. You will know them by their olive color.

These tablets are wonder-workers on the

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ous matter in one's system. If you hare a pale face, sallow look, dull eyes, pimples, coated tongue, headaches, a listless, no-good feeling, all out, of sorts, inactive bowels, you take one of Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets nightly for a time and note the pleasing results. Thousands of women as well as men take Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets the suc

cessful substitute for calomel now and then just to keep in the pink of condition,

10c and Zoc per box. All druggists.

IF YOUR KIDNEYS AND LIVER ARE SLUGGISH BLISS NATIVE HERB TABLETS WILL RESTORE THEM TO HEALTHY ACTION

"I suffered for years from defective kidneys and sluggish liver. Nothing seemed to relieve me till I used your Bliss Native Herb Tablets. They are wonderful for I can say that I am perfectly well. They relieved me in a very short time and I have had no more trouble with sick kidneys or liver. I can't, say enough in favor of Bliss Native Herb Tablets to any one suffering from bad kidneys and liver." MRS. QUEEN TURNER, Oak Park, Va. There is a nugget or health in every one of the Bliss Native Herb Tablets. They contain only the purest herbs, roots, barks, and are free from drugs

containing deleterious substances. By their action, the liver is stimulated, the kidneys cleansed, the bowels respond gently and freely, and a healthy condition results. They are invaluable in cases of constipation, indigestion, biliousness, dyspepsia, sour stomach, heartburn, sick headache, rheumatism. Bliss Native Herb Tablets are put in boxes containing 200 tablets. Each box bears photograph of Alonzo O. Bliss and guarantees beneficial result or money refunded. Price $1 per box. Be sure and get the genuine. Every tablet stamped with our trade mark (AB). Sold by Clem Thistlethwaite and local agents everywhere. Adv.

Maryland May Soon Have Prohibition

ANNAPOLIS, Md., Jan. 3. Prohibition, anti-race track legislation and annexation for Baltimore are the chief issues expected to come before the Maryland legislature, which began its biennial session of ninety days today. The prohibitionists, intend to fight both for state-wide prohibition and the ratification of the federal amendment recently passed by congress. Baltimore seeks to annex contiguous territory in Baltimore and Annearundel counties and a bitter fight is in prospect from the outset. The anti-race track people are expected to support a bill to prohibit betting modelled on the Hughes law of New York. -

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SMITH ASSUMES DUTIES

NEW YORK, Jan. 3. Alfred K. Smith, president of the New York Central railroad, today assumed his duties as assistant-director-general of railroads for the eastern section of the country and his plans for relieving congestion on all lines, especially near New York, were put into effect.

The French press during these years of war has shown itself a strong factor on the side of discipline and cheerfulness, those essentials of patriotism, as well a a decidedly well informed critic of the world' affairs.

HAD THE GRIP THREE WEEKS With January comes lagrippe. Lingering colds seem to settle in the system, causing one to ache all over, feel feverish and chilly, tired, heavy and drooping. Mrs. Lizzie Tyles. Henderson, Ky., writes: "My daughter had lagrippe for three weeks. I had the doctor and bought medicine and none of it did any good. I gave her Foley's Honey and Tar and now she is all right. I have told all my friends about it." Insist on the genuine Foley's Honey and Tar. For sale by A. G. Luken & Co.

Thursday, Jan. 3 Wayne council No. 10, R. & S. M. Stated assembly and installation of officers. Friday, Jan. 4 King Solomon's chapter No. 4, R. A. M. Called meeting; work in the Royal Arch degree. Saturday, 'Jan. 5 Loyal chapter No. 49. O. E. S. Stated meeting and installation of officers.

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