Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 42, Number 275, 29 September 1917 — Page 14

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM, SEPT. 29, 1917.

NOTES FROM R.H. S. By RUEBEN CORNSHOCK Fredle Clark dropped in on us

folks at 32 last Monday he got In the wrong room. The Register elected Its editor and chief. Henry Vogelsong, we w,onder who's Janitor? Those dear ones that claimed the second violins in R. II. S. orches tra averaged two feet in height, find that it- Isn't the size that counts it's, the noise. And Mr. Sloane says they can sure make noise. Bill Simmons dropped a Latin book down the stairway that was the first downfall of Bill's language. Several of us freshies have dropped "reckon" already. ''Bumps Brehmcan still talks as fluently as ever in German that is, he talks English in German class. H. Ritchey claims he's going to make the first team In basketball or bust, this year, i Yes, he's-got a fine chance of busting. Markly Lahrman Is down on his uppers He says music and basket ball can't both be done successfully eay Markly down on the farm we used to milk the cow and play the airharp both at the same time. Owing to the change lii several lockers, several feminine rats have been misplaced. The way some of us people work up here you'd think it was prison it. ain't, It s thunder. Ted Keisker can still sneeze the loudest of any one In school. Russel Allen looks like the last days of Pompeii carrying around those slips of paper at session. . He is such an energetic boy anyway, you know. Yes! Malvern Soper is still wondering who took the lock off his locker, but who cares? Happy Ward, is still, making as much noise' as any Ford in town. Buddie Whettig now wears 'em long. . And we ain't going to tell you what he looks like, either. - He's getting tougher, too, yesterday he said, "Aw, Comon." The only thing Wayne Hafsley can draw now (besides water), is the Kaiser. R. Koehring can make as many shavings fly as anyone in Pat. Men. But you ought to see Harold Sin-! nex's wrist watch. John Kelly can whistle "Moonlight Love" louder than anyone j else In Room 26. Come around and j hear him. ' Happy Ward is getting jealous the faculty have found a smaller student. J Bill Dunn lost a stick of chewing gum yesterday somewhere in the building. Bill thinks probably that some freshie found it and now no body could recognize it, however, be put his sleuths on its trail. We hope you find it, Bill. They ought to stretch ropes around the drinking fountains. Always somebody wants to help you get near enough to the water. Helen Johnson visited us again. Also Corinne Nusbaum, plus her knitting. . Lee Qutland was in our midst Monday. Lee says the freshie girls don't match those back in '10, but then, be didn't see Clarissa. KINDNESS Kind hearts are the gardens, Kind thoughts are the roots, Kind words are the blossoms, Kind deeds are the fruits. Contributed by Joy J. Bailey.

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When I waa on my vacation this summer I went rabbit hunting. My brother insisted so I let him come along. When we had gone a little way I told Fido, the dog, to hunt them up. So first thing you know, out jumped a rabbit, from a brush Dile. The dog happened not to see the rabbit so 1 put him on the trail of Mr. Rabbit. Fido trailed the rabtit to a hole. It was so little that my dog would not go in it. The dog began to dig. It was built in a bank of. a creek. I told my brother to run to the house and get a hammer. He went and got the hammer, then the pounding began. I thought that the oounding was useless because the rabbits there have warbles in their neck. That is a worm which forms in the rabbit's neck by a fly laying its eggs there. . We do not have them around here. But after all it was worth pounding. We dug the rabbit out. It did not have a warble although about two-thirds of the rabbits there do have them. Wre had it for breakfast which was very delicious. Joy Bailey. Hagerstown Had Walking Advertisement This year Hagers town had someUiing decidedly new for Hagerstown. It was a combined billboard and classified newspaper advertisement. - It walked up and down the street singing eut such glorious words as: "Wave's Garage doctors all cases of chronic illness in Fords," etc. Taken altogether is was the most efficient method of advertising known to be In captivity. Harvey Petty, Hagerstown, Ind.

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Lieut. William Warren Lang, veteran of air service in France, who is to be military training instructor at Northwestern University. Rain Could Not Spoil Hagerstown Beauty Contest First thing in the morning I went to school. We went till noon and then got out for the rest of the day. ,- First thing in the afternoon they showed the stock off. They jvere fine. Then came the horse back riders. They had some very pretty horses. mere was some oiacn ones, tun ones and dapple gray ones. Then it commenced to rain. That spoiled the show. Then we went up to the hall where they were judging on the moBt beautiful young lady. The first prize was three dollars, second prize was two dollars and the third prize was one dollar. The farmer that was there gave two dollars for his choice. Then in the evening there was horse racing, the sack race and the wheelborrow race, the fat man's race and the lean man's race. Bernoua Mohler, Hagerstown, Ind. Ivory comes from, the tusks of the elephant. ,

SCHOOLS CAN DO PATRIOTIC SEWING Many teachers of courses in sewing have regretted that almost all of the practice in garment making was upon articles for personal use and adornment. There is now an unusual opportunity to awaken within girls instincts of unselfishness and self-sacrifice and to teach co-operative effort In making garments needed In a great movement of national importance. It is therefore suggested that all girls in sewing classes in high

schools and elementary schools lay aside personal sewing for the remainder of the present school year and giva all regular sewing time and as much extra time as possible to the making of garments for the Red Cross Association. This can be In co-operation with the local Red Cross Chapter, or it may supplement their efforts. The public school classes in sewing may find that it is most de sirable to" sew for the Foreign Re lief, There is no chance of fcherc being an over supply of any of the following articles and, as soon as ships can be secured, these will be sent to the countries in which there 'is greatest need. The Foreign Relief is suggested as the desirable type of work to b undertaken in public schools because at present the need in foreign countries is most pressing. List of articles needed for Red Cross Relief which may with advantage be made in the sewing classes: Dish Towels Size, 18 by 30 inches. Material, good quality blue (or red) bordered cotton crash, 18 inches wide, cut 32 inches long. Wash Cloths Size, 10 inches square. Material, made from old Turkish toweling, heavy towels, or counterpanes. If desired, a cheap stock article of Turkish toweling or similar material may be purchased readymade. Hot Water Bag Covers Size, 13 inches by 15 inches. Finish with draw string at top. Material, white or unbleached outing flannel (Domet) orequivalent quality. . Shoulder Wraps or "Nighirtgales" One dozen in each package. Size 2 yards long, 1 yard wide or less, according to width of material. Material, "Daisy Cloth" or equivelent Substitutes for Handkerchiefs. One dozen in each package. Size about 18 inches square. Material, old linen or muslin, hemmed or unhemmed. The Red Cross Nursing Service has arranged that authorized patterns for Red Cross garments will hereafter be on sale at all local dry goods stores handling commer cial patterns. Bureau of Educa tion. . When I Went Hunting Once upon a time when I was a boy I went hunting in the woods nearby, I went by myself. I took the double shotgun along. I was going bear hunting. This was a long, long time ago when bears lived in the forests. I walked and walked and walked.

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LOST One roller skate In Finley school yard. Return to Alice Palmer, 311 South Seventh street Reward. LOST A gold pin with name Ruth on it. If found, return to 218 South Eighth street, and receive reward. LOST A yellow barret. If found, please return to Frieda Deubner, 224 South Eleventh street. WANTED Twelve (12) boys for scouts, 9 or 10 years old. Call at 236 South Third. Gilbert Snider. LOST A gold bracelet. If found, please return to 323 South Sixth street. TO TRADE-A pair of ball-bearing roller skates for a Belgian hare. Phone 4669 or call at 19 Hilda street. Pretty soon I began to get tired. So I sat down to rest. In the distance I heard a roar. So I walked a little ways and the sound grew louder. I walked a little farther and I saw an opening of a cave. I walked to the cave. There I saw water dashing out very fast. I thought that I would sit down and rest there. All of sudden I fell asleep. And this is what I dreamed: That a big bear with gold eyes came out of the cave. It was snow white. I started to shoot the bear but the gun wouldn't work. I tried and tried but I could not succeed. I wanted him for his hide and meat. He danced all around me and then went back in the cave. Then I awakened from my sleeping. I looked in the cave for the bear but could not see him at all. So I started home. After a long walk I reached home. I told my father and mother about my dream. Then I went to bed for a good night's sleep. By Joy J. Bailey. How Dear to My Heart Is The Old-Faahioned Doughnut How dear to my heart is the oldfashioned doughnut, The kind that my mother made back on the farm; A two-gallon jar filled with dough nuts quite tasty, Were eaten quite fast and they never brought harm. But now when we go to the grocer and buy them, It takes a big wad for them to : get,.And, Oh, for ma's doughnuts! Again I would spy them, No others like her's have I ever met. The old fashioned doughnut, The white-powdered doughnut, The great big fat doughnut, We had on the farm.