Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 42, Number 14, 28 November 1916 — Page 8

BUSINESS COLLEGE EVENTS

ENTENTE TIGHTENS BOND CONTRABAND TO CRIPPLE TEUTONS

lONDON, Not. 28. With reference to the royal proclamation issued yes

terday making all financial instruments contraband, it is explained officially that the new proclamation Is an amendment by the entente governments of the one issued in April. In order to Introduce absolute certainty into neutral financial operations it is declared the entente governments frankly Intend, if possible, to prevent every transaction calculated to assist the Teutonic allies to prosecute ' belligerent operations in any part of the world. Hitherto, it is asserted, there have been attempts by the Central powers to evade the terms of the previous proclamation. The new declaration defines the intentions of the entente governments more clearly and, it is asserted, states frankly to the whole neutral world that the entente intends to try by, every legitimate means to nvpuvuTJ uiojj iftiineu Sxn jnaxajd assisting their opponents. HIGH DRUIDS GOME TO LODGE MEETING

Celebrating the official visit of the grand officers of the lodge, Druids here assembled last night . In one of the biggest affairs of the lodge this season. Six grand officers were present and spoke. , A banquet was served. A large class of candidates were initiated. The grand officers here were John Rfirecker, noble grand, Charles O. N. " v grand secretary, Alden Eckoble grand. G. C. Brown, grand ' m, Fred Van Brunt, grand marH of Indianapolis, and E. B. n, of Lafayette, grand treasA committee to arrange the lodge's celebration of the new year was appointed. It is composed of Charles Graham, chairman, Robert Graham, Harry Parks, Carl Kilgus, Howard VanZant, Joseph Stratton and Ben Coddlngton. '

Juvenile Impressions! The first time Willie played jK "hookey. By Crosby.

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Miss Kate Husted of Liberty, Ind., Is visiting her sister, Mrs. Earl Young. ....Mrs. Jennie Frye of New York City, is visiting her parents Mr. and Mrs. B. Fox, and Bister, Mrs. Lawrence Wolfsohn Ed. and Theodore BoM of Greenville, were visitors in Eaton Tuesday. The former is probate Judge of Darke county Dr. and Mrs. G. W. Flory are planning to go to Washington, D. C, on the special train carrying Ohio's champion corn growers. The train leaves Dec. 4 Miss Anna Hahn is visiting relatives at In dlanapolla, Frankfort and New Castle, Ind Miss Nellie Smalley spent the week with relatives in Cincinnati Carl John of Campbellstown, spent Thursday here with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. L. John Mrs. Hannah Brown went to Zanesville Wednesday to enjoy a ten days visit with relatives.'. .. .Rev. Sara' L. Stoner and daughter, Mrs. Harry V. Casper, spent the past week with relatives at Prospect C. J. Galvin, of Wilmington, visited friends in Eaton last Tuesday. AUTOMOBILES COLLIDE

Earl Cox baa accepted a positionn auditing department of the Star Piano factory. Elmer Hanning entered the stenographic department of the . night school Monday night. Rhea MeNees is doing some, stenographic work at Earlham College this week, . Parks Anderson has been out of school this week on account of sickness. Karl Reese, whose home is Jn Cambridge City, and, who has been attend: ing this school, has accepted a position with the Charles Williams' Stores Company J Brooklyn, New York. Bruce Barr, whose home is in Ohio, and who is a former student, called at the college office, Friday, Mabel Abbot, who has been attend

ing night school, Is working in the office of Denver Harlan, Elsie Lamb and Everett Smith took the final test over the first budget of bookkeeping this week. . Ruby Weisbaupt took the final test over the second budget or wholesale set Edna Harris has accepted a position with the Chenoweth Sales Co. Mr. L. B, Campbell made a business trip to Fountain City, Saturday. MAKES RECORD RUN

TIPTON, Ind., Nov. 28. w- Because the Tipton fire truck was in the repair shop, Fire Chief George Gay borrowed a truck in Kokomo and returned at high speed with the truck trailing a racing automobile. The journey was made in record time.

HARDEN DISCOURAGES HOPE OF QUICK PEACE

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In German papers Mamlmilian Harden Is credited with warning the Germans to abandon their dreams of an early peace. "In every hour of the day and night,'' he says, "$2,500,000 of German treasure is being swallowed up."

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Christmas Patterns

EATON, 0.,'Nov. 28. Automobiles driven by Harry M. Fudge, of this city; and J. C. Connell, who operates a garage at Camden, collided, Tuesday. Both cars were badly smashed. No one was Injured.

EXPELLED FROM EATON .

EATON, O., Nov. 28. Given" his choice of leaving town for good or going to the ' Dayton workhouse to serve out a fine of $20 and costs, Harry Kissinger, chose to be termed a non-resident.

THORNBURG BELIEVES IN , MEXICAN PROTECTORATE

'CONOMY, Ind., Nov. 28. That it is only a question of time before the United States will be obliged to establish a protectorate over Mexico, is the belief of Rev. Fred Thornburg, a former Economy pastor, now chaplain of the Third Regiment I. N. G., stationed at the "Border. The Rev. Thornburg delivered an address at the M. E. church here Monday evening, when he touched vividly on the Mexican situation. The speaker declared border life to be "most uneventful."

HOLZAPFEL READS PAPER

Richard R. Holzaptel will read a paper on "Europe and the Church Before the Reformation,' at the regular monthly brotherhood meeting of the Second English Lutheran church, next Monday night.

1805 Set of clothes for Dolly's Wardrobe. Cut in 6 sizes for Dolls: 18, 20, 22, 24 and 26 inches in length. The Dress requires 3-4 yard. The Drawers require yard. The Petticoat requires yard. The Cape requires yard of 36-inch material for a 22-inch size. Price, 10 cents. 1897 A Pretty Set for Miss Dolly. Cut in 5 sizes for Dolls: 18, 20, 22, 24 and 26 inches In length. The Dress will require 1 yard of 36-inch material. The Hat will require yard for a 22-inch size. Price, 10 cents. 1901 Shoe Bag, Laundry Bag and Traveling Case. The 3 . bags are furnished in this pattern and are cat in one size only. The Shoe Bag requires I yard, the Laundry Bag 1 yard, the Traveling Case 1 yard, of 22 inch or wider, material. Price. 10 cents. Waist 1307. Apron and Bag 1844

for a doll 24 inches long, for the entire set. Price 10c.

1894 Ladies' Aprons. Cut in one

size only. It will requlra yard of 36inch material for No. 1, and VA yard for No. 2. Price, 10 cents. . 1913-r-A Serviceable 8et of Bags. Cut in one size. It requires for No. j, yard of 36 inch material; for No. 2, yard and for No. 3, yard. Price ioc. ' . : ' "' 1459 Patterns for Monkey, Elephant and Rabbit Cut in one size. It requires one yard of canton flannel for the Monkey, with yard of flannel for his jacket, trousers and cap.. For the Rabbit it will require yard of canton flannel or eiderdown. The elephant will require one yard of canton flannel. Price 10c. ' 1460 Pattern for. Dog,. Pig and Sheep Cut in -One Size. The sheep will require y3 yard of material. The Dog yard and the Pig yard. Price 10c. .. ' v v -

MRS. ELIZABETH STANLEY SPEAKS AT ECONOMY CHURCH

ECONOMY, Ind., Nov. 28. Mrs. Elizabeth Stanley of Liberty, spoke at a union temperance meeting at the M. E. church Sunday, on state-wide prohibition. Miss Cynthia Marshall entertained Miss Irene Bright at dinner Sunday.. . . Mr. and Mrs. O. L. Hiatt attended Green townships Sunday school at Williamsburg Sunday afternoon. .... The Misses Addie and Pearl Pugh were Sunday afternoon visitors of Mrs. Esther Stewart

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THE TABLEAU AT WHICH AUDIENCES MAKE A "RECORD."

The teaching section of a French scientific society has recommended the slanting instead of the vertical system of hand-writing Jn the schools of that land.

IF yon stopped the first ten men you met on a given corner and asked each of them to tell you just bow long be took to laugh at a joke in the theatre, the chances are good that the answers would range from, four seconds to half an hour. The -last thing' si man knows, when be is laughing at a play, is how much time he gives to each laugh. It is, therefore, the easiest thing in the world for him to be deceived about But any good stage manager of a good farce can tell you to a split second, and some of the statistics of the stage manager of "Fair and Warmer," Avery Hopwood's tumultuous laughmaker, are as amazing as they are exact O ' The average hearty laugh In the theatre lasts nine seconds. That is a goodly roar, too no puny chuckle. Sometimes even quite successful farces go from curtain to curtain with no laugh over nine seconds. It sounds picayune but it Indicates a very fair degree of enjoyment

Many successful comedies have merely chuckles all through those fugitive murmurs that run over an audience like a light wind and are beloved of the actors because they prove that the

audience is warm and pleasantly re-.

sponslve. These chuckles last fire or six seconds. . If you stop and listen to one, the next time you see a comedy, you'll realize probably for the first time in your life what a good laugh can be got into a tiny space of actual time. But the five-second chuckle and the ten-second laugh are by bo means the most astonishing phenomena that the stage manager has for you. ' He can give you figures on what the theatre people know, a little inelegantly but aptly, as "the stomach laugh." It runs anywhere from 18 seconds to get ready for the shock 43 seconds. For the "big laugh" in "Fair and Warmer" runs to 43 seconds, night in and night out, and it is by ten seconds longer than any other laugh the recent farces have created. How do they time the laughs? It is just the time between the end of the line you laugh at, and the moment

when the player begins the next line and you stop laughing to listen! It is timed by the stage manager he. cause he has to arrange a little pantomime for the players, in which they wait gracefully while you are laughing! The moment they speak you stop laughing. You are allowed to laugh as long as you will, then the play begins again. In the prompter's manuscript there ere directions for how long the players must wait That is bow the records of long laughs are kept la the prompter's copy of "Twin Beds," for example, there Is a direction for 83 seconds wait In "It Pays to Advertise" there were three big laughs in straight succession, which, though the audience would have said It had surely laughed half an hour without stop pin?, actually totalled up to 60 seconds! Just one minute's time for three terrific' outbursts! The line In "Fair and Warmer", on which they get their 43-econd uproar is the seemingly Innocent "She said she'd do.lt, and she did." Perhaps you can find out what it means from the picture. -

A Smart Combination. Waist 1807- cut In 6 sizes: 34, 36, 38, 40, 42 and 44 Inches bust measure. It requires 3)4 yards of 27-inch material for a medium size. Apron and Bag 1844 cut in one size: Medium. It requires 2 yards of 27-inch material for the apron, with yard for the bag. TWO separate patterns, 10 cents FOR EACH pattern.

1902 Doll's Long Clothes Set Cut j In 3 sizes for Dolls: 16, 18 and 20 Inches in length. It will require 2 1-3 i yards of 27-Inch material for the dress, I

1 yard of 24-inch material for the

wrapper and 2 yards of 24-inch ma

terial for the coat for an IS-Inch Doll.

Price, 10 cents.

9765 Do I One Piece Srt of Under

wear. Cut in S sixes for dolls: 14, 16 IS, 20. 22 and 24 incites la length. It win require 2 yards of 5S inch material

Gun Corps Ready For Action

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BRITISH JMACH1NE GUK CORPS..

Motor-cycle machine gun corps are being used more and more by the Allies tn their various offensives In France. The rapidity with which large numbers of these guns may be transferred from point to point make them extremely valuable. The photograph shows a machine gun company about to leave to Uke part in an attack.

Fulfilling Mothers Ideals

At that electrifying moment when you burst into the savory Thanksgiving kitchen give Mother the thrill of her life-time by not only fulfilling, but exceeding her hopes of the man, she thought you were. Let your appearance be all that implies success and prosperity. Overwhelm her with your personality, of which your clothes -are a forceful part. : : .. : ; , J In your selection of clothes that are going to outwardly represent you, to the home folks on Thanksgrving, insist on clothing of unquestioned quality. '

Society Brand, Kuppenheimer and Frat Clothes Priced at $10.00 to $25.00

In our generous assortment of new Overcoats and Suits in the latest metropolitan styles, every man, young or bid, can exercise his own individual tastes and judgment. ; . , If you are traveling with success and want the folks to know it, wear clothes that show it we have them it's up to you to get them. . Set us for Thanksgiving Hats, Caps, Shirts, Ties, Hose, Underwear, etc KRONE & KENNED Y 803 MAIN STREET