Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 161, 24 May 1916 — Page 11

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CENTERVILLE DECORATES SOLDIERS GRAVES SUNDAY

CENTERVILLE. Ind., May 24. The memorial sermon for the soldiers will 1.6 given Sunday morning at the M. E. church by Rev. Pfietfer, and in the afternoon at 2 o'clock decoration will be ol served. Music will be furnished by tin Milton band. The address will be ghen by Rev. Zerbe of Saratoga. - Two chorus numbers will be furnifcbed by the children of the town and a special feature of the program ABAGAIL HOSHOUR MAKES 1 00 PER GENT IN GRADE EXAMS MILTON. Ind.. May 24. The Caryj will meet with Mrs. Lycurgus Beeson' Thursday afternoon. .. .Mr. and Mrs. Orvel Hess of Cambridge City and Park Hess of Richmond were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Wissler Sunday Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kellam and daughter, Martha, with a girl friend of Centerville, and Walter iWissler, south of Milton, were guests jof Mr. and Mrs. John Kellan Sunday. J. M. McMahan has received word of the death of his sister-in-law, Mrs. Victoria McMahan. of Liberty. The (deceased was the widow of Rev. S. S. McMahan, who at one time was pastor of the Milton M. E. church . . Noah Morris of Connersville was here Tuesday the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Suutford Wissler. George Morri3 and Mr. ind Mrs. Thomas B. Lantz G. W. Crull, township trustee, state that there was not a failure in examination of pupils of this township. The highest averages wer made by Abagail Hoshour, who received 100 in physiology and 100 in geography. Mildred Warren received 100 in physiology and 99 In geography. Mildred Larson received 98 in physiology and 100 in geography.... The Boosters' club will bave a special program Thursday ev-ning.

IS HOPKINS OWN' CHATS WRITTEN fBYHER SELF"

,ON -BRAKING WTO THE MOVIES ; I knew I'd cum to it. But, Gosh, I thort you girls wud gtv me time to get used to riting llterachure befor you'd pile In letters mskin' how you cud be te um moovle actresses. I Golly, It seems to me that nine of every ten of us girls In this Unnited jStates wants to be actress wlmmen in the moovies. And the tenth wud too only her grandchildren wunt let her. I I spose thet's becus sumboddy giv away the sekret thet all tie moovles actresses makes $2000 a week. Pa aays, "Art may be long but the long green reaches nearer to the Heart." There's lots of theee girls hev hopes of beeumin famus butt they'd be jest las well satisfide with the Unnited States Mint and less fame. Braking into the moovles is a simple task. All you need hev is a letter from, the Pressident, a fourth cousin who is a moovle Directer, and a sister-in-law who owns three shares of stock ;in the company. Otherwise it's ezy. It ain't no handicap to be abbel to act. Enny moovle Dlrrecter kin over come thet. Ef you are going to brake into the moovles the first thing to decide is rweiner you re a commeayer or a commeayer or Jdramattick actress. Thet's not so hard as It sounds. "Ef pepul pet you when iyou stub yur toe and cry then yur a 'dramatic, but ef they laff yur a commedyer. There ain't no sympathy for commedy players. Why ef one of them dramatick dolls might get her tootsies wet In a Utel puddle you see erverybody rush . to carry her to saffety. But ef yur a commedy an you fall in the ocean they all laffs an as fer helpin you out the Dirrecter Is jest as liabbel to shout "Push her in agen, it's gud fer annuther laff." Ef yon her decided to be a dramma tick actress then you he v littel to wurry abbdut. I know a short cut to lernlng how which I will tel you. Jest steal awway In a quiet corner first. Then alt down and repete to yurself sne hundred and fifty six times. "I tm oppresed, I am persecuted." Thet dva jou thet ac Delia luk thet marks

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Tl f ma .it IT WHILE will be a short cantata, entitled, "Loyal Goddesses of Liberty," composed by Bessie Buhl especially for the occasion and rendered by her class of little girls, consisting of Ruth , McCoy, Martha Cheesman, Mary Dunkle, Verda. King, Dorothy McKlnney and Louise Moulton. . ' ... The children of the town are requested to meet at the M. E. church Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock for chorus practice. The ladies of the town at the G. A. R. hall at 2 o'clock, to assist In the making of wreaths for t Idlers graves. Whitewater News Written by Mrs. C. D. Pyle Rev. Huddleston and Rev. Chamness had charge of the funeral services of Louise Farmer at the M. E. church Sunday afternoon .Mrs. George Roberts is quite poorly at the home of her daughter Mrs. Frank Knoll, east f town Mrs. Sue Vereggee of Hollansburg spent a few days last week with Sam Addleman and family Born to Mr. and Mrs. Ray Barton Friday a boy.. ..'..Master Leonard Knoll spent Sunday with Master Willard Blose.....Sol Boren of Buffalo, N. Y was greeting friends here Thursday. Visits Friends Here. Victor Fatzinger of Bloomfield, Montana, spent the week-end with Mr. and Mrs. L. D. Fisher .Miss Hazel Hinshaw of Bloomingsport. is the guest of Mis3 Maryam Woods Mrs. J. C. Thomas and daughter Thelma, of Richmond were visiting here a few days last week..... Ed Locke and family of West Manchester, spent Sunday with B. F. Parker and family.. . . .Mrs. Ray Polly took supper with Mr. and Mrs. Cleve Pyle Friday evening.. .. .Miss Leona Hunt remains very poorly The churches at this place wish to thank the people of the community for their many donations during the convention last week. Sl6 HOPKINS IN AM INNOCENT VAMPIRE Phoio frm The Klmm. Film, v you rignt away as an emoshunal actresa. All you got to do then is curl yur hair and you are a star. Then ef you want to becum one of them Ya mm pi re emoshunal actresses there is annather short way. Jest et only one meal a day and you are fined. Thet glvs you thet starved luk thet makes you allways seem to be luking fer sumthing you can't find. Vammpires, you know, is wlmmen who don't know thet too much is enuf. They is the most stilish thing there is now in the moovles. Pa Says, "Manny a man who wunt let his kids play with matches wud brake his neck to meet a vammpire." But ef you are deecided to be a commedy actress there is a hul lot more work ahed of you. I know becus thet's what they call me. There's onnly one short cut Ef you can get to Eurup and find a spot half way betwene the armies what is fl ting and get hit by all the things what is fired and then cum back you Is reddy to be a commedy actress. Ton kin stand ennything. Thet is the short cut The reggerier way takes much longer. I aint got room to tell yon abbont it to-day, so I'll save it and giv you one long talk on thet later. Pa Says "Wlmmen can't stop talking but sumtimes they runs out of breath."

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM.'

BY COLLY- I ITHOOSHT WUZ ALOHEL! I

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CIVIL WAR VETERAN FALLS ILL AT HOME ECONOMY, Ind-, May 24 Mrs. Rhesu Fox of Modoc, Mrs. India Cain and Mrs. Edna Replogle were at Richmond Thursday. Mrs. Replogle drove a Ford car the round trip.. .. .Mr. and Mrs. Pete Beckman and children of Richmond are visiting Mr. and Mrs. Olie Weyl George W. Johnson, the hunter and trapper, had a light stroke or paralysis Tnursday morning..... Mrs. Aseneth Osborn has gone to visit her son Arthur Osborn, of Spiceland. She will be gone a week Here's some chicken hatching. Miss Grice G. Garrison set a hen on 20 eggs and 19 little chicks was the result Joseph Morrison, sr., an aged veteran of the Civil war, fell on the floor early Friday morning at his home and could not help himself up. Mrs. Morrison telephoned for help and Jesse Bond and Pete Wood responded to the call. Mr. Morrison has been in ill health for the past year Rev. Mr. Bundy, wife and children of Williamsburg, were here Friday afternoon.. . .Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Haxton, Mr. and Mrs. Paul Cain and daughter, left Saturday for Miami, O., to visit Mr. and Mrs. Forest Knose a few days Mrs. Alice Frasier was called to Richmond on account of a relative's illness Wallace McCall has returned to his home at Richmond after a week's visit here with relatives. ECONOMY VETERANS VISIT MAJOR LACEY ECONOMY. Ind., May 24 John Macy and Riley Salisbury, old veterans of the Stxty-NintJattended the birthday anniversary oiMajor Lacey which occured Sunday at Fountain City Carl Buckner and Mr. McCallister visited Miss Dora Stanton, who is down with the measles at the home Of John Macy, southwest of town. .... Charles Bartlett has sold a fine bunch of fat cattle that brought a good price. ..,.Mr. and Mrs. Hobert Durbin and children of Sugar Grove, were Sunday visitors of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Durbin.... .The Misses Ruth Jackson, Hazel Fletcher and Jessie Secrist, students at the Muncie Normal, spent Sunday here.; . . .The Misses Carol and Leona Wildy were at Greensfork Saturday. Getjhe Habit of Hot Water Before Breakfast Says we eant look or feel right with the system full of poison. Millions of folks bathe internally now instead of loading their system with drugs. "What's the inside bath?" you say. Well it is guaranteed to perform miracles if you could believe these hot water enthusiasts. There are vast numbers of men and women who, immediately upon arising In the morning, drink a glass of real hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in it This is a very excellent health measure. It is intended to flush the stomach, liver kidneys and the thirty fet of intestines of the previous day's waste, sour bile and indigestible material left over in the body which if not iliminated every day, become food for the millions of bacteria which infect the bowels, the quick result is poisons and toxins which aro then absorbed in to the blood causing headaches, bilious atacksJoul breath, bad taste colds, stomach trouble, kidney misery, sleeplessness, impure blood and sorts of ailments. People who feel good one day and badly the next, but who simply can not get feeling right are, urged to Obtain a quarter pound of limestone phosphate at the drug store. This will cost very little but is sufficient to make anyone a real crank on the subject of Internal sanitation. Just as soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and freshening, so limestone phosphate and hot water act on the stomach, liver kidneys and bowels . It is vastly more important to bathe on the inside than on the outside, because the skin pores do not absorb impurities into the blood, while the bowel pores do. Open May 15, 1916. 18th and Main.

PALLADIUM WANT ADS

WANTED GET your lawnmower sharpened, screen doors repaired and new ones made. Work called for and delivered. Brown Darnell Co.. 1020 Main. Phone 1936. . . s-tf WANTED Teams. Duke. Call 3062. John 22-tt WANTEID To repair and clean gas ranges. Brown, rhone 1036. 19-7t WANTED Have your carpets made into beautiful rugs by Indianapolis Rug Co. Our' rugs have the short nap. If you have carpets to send phone 1421 or city restaurant, 1359. Leave your name and address. Mr. Fly will call with samples. apr 26-26t WANTED Lawn mowers ground. Called for and delivered. Satisfaction guaranteed. F. Brucner. 1029 Main. Phone 1014. 13-tf We want a few girls. Only those who will appreciate steady work and excellent working conditions need apply. Working hours 7:30 to 5:00; day Saturday. BEEBE GLOVE CO. North 8th St. 24-tf WANTED Bicycles, baby-cabs, wringers, sweepers, furniture to vepair. Lawn mowers, saws, knives, edge tools to sharpen screens made to order and repaired. Work called for and delivered free. Phone 3086. Wesley Brown &. Sons. 8-tf WANTED Auto and buggy painting. 617 N. 12th St. Ed. Burns. 9-tf WANTED To rent modern 7 room house. Call phone 1845. 19-7t WANTED Girl for general house-j work to go to Pittsburg. Call 1426 Main st. 19-tf WANTED Middle aged man to talk trees, shrubs, roses. Previous experience unnecessary. Pay weekly. First National Nurseries, Rochester, N. Y. 19-eOd-7t WANTED Wallpaper and carpet cleaning. Like new by experts. Clay Cleaning Co. Phone 1436. 21-tf WANTED Crate and pack furniture. W. F. Brown. Phone 1036. 19-7t WANTED Farm handby monthTCall 111 N. 8th st. 20-tf WANTED Young men between ages Of 19 and 21 to learn the business of The Geo. Kraft 5 and 10c Co., operating a chain of stores over the j country. Good chance for young eneg- ' getic men. Apply Homer McCoy, Mgr. i Indianapolis, Ind, 45 E. Washington st.--- 22-7t WANTED Dishwasher; man and wife preferred. City Resaurant. 22-2t WANTED Old feather beds. Cash paid. Call 2418 for "Feather Buyer." 22-7t ; WANTED Combination short order ! and pastry cook. Union Station Res- - taurant. 23-2t ; WANTED Girl's second-hand bicy-23-2t cle; 223 N. 14th. WANTED Paper hanging. Call 111 N. 6th. 23-14t WANTED Experienced table waiter; Sun Restaurant. 23-3t WANTED White girl to assist with housework: 223 N. 6th. 23-3t WANTED-Washings to do. Call 409 N. 13th St. 22-2t WANTED Paper hanging by Edgar o. wicseit. raoc3 348U. 80S N. 12th st. wed-sat WANTED Paper hanging by Edgar S. Wickett. Phone 3480. 908 12th st. wed-sat WANTED An experienced woman for general housework, 319 N. 12th st. 24-4t WANTED Woman with some knowledge of dressfitting. Opportunity to acquire new, profitable business of your own. Home work. McNabb, 130 N. State St., Chicago. 24-lt WANTED 3 or 4 unfurnished rooms, centrally located. Address Rooms, care Palladium. 24-3t WANTED Girl to help with houseworks 635 S. J st. 24-lt FOR RENT Modern furnished room. 1411 S. A st ' 24-tf WANTED All around machine painter, familiar with machine tool work. Apply Cincinnati Pulley Machinery Co., 3rd and Chestnut. ' , 24-lt FOR RENT FOR RENT Five room house, "837 S. 6th st Phone 1352. 9-tf FOR RENT Two- nicely- furnished rooms for light housekeeping, 37 N. 8th st. 17-tf FOR RENT Rooms, housekeeping, lodging or boarding, 103 N. 17th. 17-7t FOR RENT415 Main. -Furnished flat in front 19-7t FOR RENT Seven room house, furnace and bath. Call at 26 S. 9th st 22-7t

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FOR RENT Modern apartments. N. 15th and A sts. Jonas Gaar, 1426 Main st, or see janitor. 22-tf For RENT One large unfurnished room; 116 S. 5th. Key 221 S. 6th. 23-tf FOR RENT Five room modern flat; six room modern with large yard and fine shade and fruit trees. Phone 2150. Dye & Price. Mon-wed-sat FOR RENT House 8 rooms, 2 baths, electric light, gas, within 2 squares of 8th and Main, for a rooming or boarding house. Shideler 910 Main. Phone 1814. FOR RENT Unfurnished rooms, 123 N. 17th st. 24-7t FOR RENT 3 roomed house; 1-8 acre ground for garden; $6.00. Call 325 W. Main. 24-eod-tf FOR SALE FOR SALE CHEAP 4 cylinder Reo light deliver- car and other cars. Quaker City Garage. 15-tf FOR SALE Twin cylinder Indian motorcycle. Call at Elmer Smith's. 19-7 1 FOR SALE Upright piano cheap for cash. Address Lock Box 119. Will trade for automobile. 18-7t FOR SALE Baby cab (grey) 208 S. 14th. Phone 1051. 20-7t FOR SALE Top delivery wagon. Call Welling, 1072. 20-7t FOR SALE Pony, buggy and harness. Phone 3129. 20-7t FOR SALE 1 baymare; good condition, cheap if sold at once. PhOne 3124. 1029 Sheridan St.. 22-7t FOR SALE Wagons, harness, mowers, mowers, hinders, vehicles, vehicles, vehicles all kinds, nice as new, 317 N. A. st. 22-6t FOR SALE Fox terrier; 411N. 18thT 23-2t FOR SALE Combination gas and electric chandelier. Phone 2161, 1318 Main st. 23-3t . FOR SALE One 1913 Regal, 5 Passenger One 1914 Ford, 5 Passenger One 1913 Paige Roadster These cars are all in good condition and can be bought right if sold this week. E. R. McGRAW. . Phone 313. 'Cambridge City. 23-3t FOR SALE Coal range; 500 N. 16th St.- 24-3t FOR SALE One horse, harness and wagon; also two pool tables. Call 601 N. 13th st. 24-7t FOR SALE A shoe repairing shop, good location, 105 Richmond Ave. 24-lt FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FARMS FOR TRADE If you have City Property for trade on Farms list them with BENNETT & FOREMAN Room 212 Kelly Bldg. Phone 2707. FOR SALE Modern home, Bungalow Hill. Leaving city; will sacrifice for quick move. 618 Pearl St 19-7t Insurance, Loans, Real Ectate, Rent Collections. O. B. Fulghum, over 710 Main St. Phone 2233. FOR SALE Six room frame; large rooms, basement, can be made into duplex at small cost " fruit- lot 50x135. Price S2.500; 1,500 cash; $1,000 at 5 loan, due in one year. A. C. DISHER, SOLE AGENT. 90414 Main St Phone 2554. AUCTION SALE v.. Saturday May, 25, 2 p.m. Good six room house, large lot 612 Sheridan street. Terms day of Sale. -ESTHER VEREGGE. Davenport Auctioneer. 19-7t A. M. ROBERTS, HEAL ESTATE. CITY AND 'FARM PROPERTIES. LIBERTY AVE., R. NO. L PHONE 4171. OFFICII 18 S. 87K. FOR SALE 7 room brick; 2 story, bath, furnace, cement walks, 2 porches, in 600 block, S. 9th. Price $3,300. Lot 40x200. A. C. Disher Realty Co. Phone 2554. 504 Main.

FOR RENT TWO OFFICE

ROOM

Located in Palladium Building 100 feet from Main street, on Busiest side street in Richmond new building, walls ju6t newly decorated, rooms are well lighted and ventilated. Rent very reasonable. CALL AT RICHMOND PALLADIUM OFFICE ROOM NO. 8, PALLADIUM BLDG. PHONE 2834 OR 2898.

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REAL ESTATE Thursday,--May 25, 19116 2 O'CLOCK P. M. Residence Located at 855 North 12th Street Consisting of a two story brick house of 10 rooms, with 6late roof. Good cellar, large attractive lot This house can be conveniently converted into a double house and is desirable for rooming house.

TERMS MADE KNOWN ON DAY OF SALE Mary HMgotui

Tho's. Conniff, Auctioneer. FOR SALE REAL ESTATE ! Farfns and City Properties.! Porterfield & DeBoy. i Colonial BIdg. j FOR SALE Good 8 room house; 4 acres ground one and half miles out. Address M. H. C, care Palladium. 22-eod-3t FOR SALE or Trade A good lot; cheap if sold at once; would consider a trade for live stock or second hand automobile. Address G. C, care Palladium. 22-7t FOR SALE ?0.t Mfi ON LIBERTY PIKE The old Larsh Farm, now owned by the heirs of the Turner Estate about 50 acres tillable, balance pasture is within 2 miles of Richmond and within four hundred feet of end of paved road. This farm can be bought at a bargain. For information CALL AT 404 S. 4TH ST. 20-eod-3t FOR SALE 2 nice properties; 322 Randolph st. . 23-2t FOR SALE 10 room brick; modern, rents for $35 per mj. One double, six rooms to a side, modern, rents for $21.50 per side. Lot 58x137. corner, 1 square from Main. Price $10,500. A. C. Disher Realty Co. 904 H Main St. Phone 2554. FOR SALE House and vacant lot. Phone 3454. 23-7t Bennett & Foreman Farms and city property;-15 Kelly Bldg. Phone 2707. FOR SALE! Sewing machine motors, $13. Lacey, 9 S. 7tl. Phone 1756.' 12-ev-wd-tf PoMltry Farm Seven and one-half acres of good level ground; 5 room house, well and cistern, barn, 6 brooding houses. 3 large poultry houses, tool house. 24 acres in raspberries, . orchard. Location 2 miles of Richmond. PRICED AT $4000 Thomas, Leach & Jones, Agsnts Room 3 Hittle Bldg. Tel. 2576. MOVING, TRUCK & TRANS- - ' FER LINE ? ; FURNITURE -Moved to and from tho city by large motor truck.. Forrest Monger Transfer and Storage Co. Phone 2608. n-tf LOST LOST Pair tan Walk-Over shoes; 'aear Loehr & Klute's. Return to Palladium.. 23-4 1

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By McManus ALE FINANCIAL MONEY1 TO LOAN Ask up for money our rates a e low payments small. We loan on furniturn. nUn teams, stock, etc., without removj Private. Reliable. THE STATE INVESTMENT & LOAN CO. 40 Colonial Bldg. Phone 2560. Elevator to Third Floor Richmond, Ind. I If It' j Money m Wou Want We Have It 1 jj Do not say no until you inves- p p tigate. If you do not have en- t H ough money v Dav vour blll fe g come to us and we will help you. g H We loan money on Furniture, f m Pianos. Teams, Wagons. Etc. H g Long Time Easy Payments, H confidential. 1 $25 costs $4.10 fer 3 months. j $35.20 costs $4.80 for 3 months g Other amounts !n proportion. I WRITE OR PH'JNE US. m I Richmond 5 Si jjjS Is a - .. m Loam Co -1 I Phone 1545 COLONIAL BLDG. ROOM 8. I i COR. 7TH & MAIN ST. 1 RICHMOND - - INDIANA j V'e are licensed and bonded I m under the laws of Indiana, B a ' S BUSINESS CLASSIFIED SEE ATKINSON for storage; also for buying or selling household goods, 416 Main. Phone 1945. 5-tf WHEN MOVING GET THE BEST The largest moving truck In town for clay and overland moving Goods Crated for Shipping. OR A MONGER Phones S137-2746. Office 11 S. 7th St Residence 315 Randolph St 28-tf

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