Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 115, 31 March 1916 — Page 4

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HE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, FRIDAY, MARCH SI, 1916

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM

AND SUN-TELEGRAM

Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by Palladium Printing Co. ' ' 4 Palladium Building," North Ninth and Sailor Sts. R. G. LeedaJEditor. E. H. Harris, Mgr.

In Richmond, 10 cents a week. By mall. In advances one year, $5.00; six months, $2.60: one month. 45 cents. Rural Routes, In advance one year," $2.00; six months, (1.25; one month, 25 cents.

Entered at the Post OfT'te at Richmond. Indiana, as See ond CliJis Mall Matter.

; j r Sticklers for Accuracy The Pennsylvania railroad has concluded that "diners" are "restaurant cars," and hereafter all cars in which food is served on that railroad will be know as "restaurant cars." A bulletin of the road says: "The term 'dining car' is a misnomer, as the word dining properly applies to a place to eat dinner. As breakfast and luncheon, as well as dinner, are served in the io-called 'dining cars,' it is actually a 'restaurant car,' and the Pennsylvania railroad has decided to take the initiative in abolishing the misnomer and in giving the car its proper title." The traveling public cares little what name is applied to the car where meals are served, so long as the car is there, the prices right and the food good. The name "diner" has been applied to this kind of car for so many years that the public will keep on saying "dining car."

The Original Bonehead Speculation has been rife ever since prize boneheacls were pulled on the baseball diamond as to the ancestors of the breed. Experts of the geological survey have discovered bones of the enormous Titanotheres, a prehistoric monster which overran Nebraska and Wyoming in ages long ago. This beast was the bonehead of its contemporaries. The brain cavity of the animal was

only a few inches in diameter, while the head was mostly bone. . Some fantastic baseball fan, peeved at the faulty judgment of a player, may this summer call him a Titanotheres, and the appellation will not be far fetched. The Titanotheres belonged to a comparatively short-lived family, Director Smith declared. It seems to have been confined almost entirely to North America. . They were clumsy brutes about the size of the largest sized elephants, having on the front of the skull a pair of great bony protuberances, which although hornlike in form, probably were not sheathed in horn. -The head was large and fantastic in shape. "This creature was a veritable bone-head," Dr. Smith declared. "The thick body was surmounted by 'a head small, comparatively in size and mostly bone. The brain cavity was only a few inches in diameter and heavily surrounded by massive bone, as if to withstand the shocks of battle. So far as is known this animal was the most formidable of any species in that epoch."

Why Not?

Copenhagen is the immaculate city of Europe. The municipality has demonstrated that streets used by thousands of vehicles can be kept as clean as a Dutch doorstep, that public buildings may be beautiful and yet inexpensive. When the burgomaster of the city was asked how the city did it, the official expressed his surprise that anyone should believe that any city should be dirty. Keeping Copenhagen clean has become municipal religion. The Danes cannot understand why their cities should not be spotlessly clean. The viewpoint on a civic problem governs everything. If Richmond were in the habit of keeping its main street immaculately clean, every citizen would be outraged if he saw filth there. A person who keeps himself absolutely clean, cannot understand why a tramp has a holy horror for water. , A city that keeps its streets clean, cannot comprehend why dirt should be tolerated on the thoroughfares. It is natural that the Danes should wonder why the Americans express wonder when they see clean streets.

Tanner Daily Puzzles

RUSSIAN' WOMEN' DIGGING TRENCHES. A scene like this Is hard to realize. Here where we sit with peace and plenty blest. And yet a common sight to Europe's eyes - Along: war's bloody front, both East aud West. Tind another soldier. r AXSWER TO YESTERDAY'S VQZZLE. Left side down, nose in collar.

ATTEND TAFFY PULL

Concluding an account of funeral tervicea of a citizen a newspaper adds this incomplete bulletin "was rt-Btins comfortably."

After reading about the Domestic Science Association,, did you stop to imagine what it would be like if women In congress were trying to solve the Mexican situation?

An Economy woman has chickens as large as quail, says Nath Edwards. Now what can that Abington correspondent, who has seen honey-bees, ay? We're betting on Nath.

That varsity-faculty same at high school should afford the seniors a chance to avenge some of those low marks on the last report cards.

What would the Glen park without concerts this summer?

Which reminds us that it will soon be time for Superintendent Ford to issue his annual edict against spooning. A woman's inquisitiveness led to the capture of n forger. More often it leadB to a sensational divorce suit. Lucky in the man whose coat pockets rontain, nothing more dangerous than forged checks. News cf Zoe's death came as a distinct shock to. her many Richmond friends, who. .had grown to love her during her short stay here.

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A headline reads: Cost of Exams for swer: The ultimate

Who Will Employes? consumer.

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The Cambridge City Tribune intimates that "Panic Proof City" no longer - applies to Richmond, two pastors having quit to accept positions where salaries are larger. You're wrong, Tribune. Richmond has become so good that there is nothing left for' the pastors to do.

Masonic Calendar

Friday King Solomon's Chapter, No. 4, Royal Arch Masons. Called meeting; work in the Royal Arch degree. Refreshments. Saturday Loyal Chapter, No. 49, O. E. S. Stated meeting and initiation.

ECONOMY, Ind., March 31. Twelve young people of Economy attended a taffy pulling at Allen Oler's given by Miss Ruth Jackson Tuesday night Rev. Lee Chamness of Williamsburg, was here Monday Miss Belle Conley ate with Mrs. Hannah Kimbel and daughter recently The Misses Carol Weldy and Juanita Atkinson spent Sunday afternoon with Miss Mae Kimbel .Dan Murphy is back from West "Virginia Curley Wood is working for Henry Lester this year.. . . Duke Fletcher has set to in work for Vernon Marshall Carl Buckner is working for Charley -Bartlett Will Wodman is working for Paul Oler Mell Wood is working for Williamson and Perry ePte Wood and Jesse Bond are working for John Taylor. A new building for the department of the interior at Washington will cost about $2,000,000.

EXPECTS DELEGATES.

INDIANAPOLIS, March 31. In another day or two Indianapolis will be pretty will filled with Republican can

didates getting In early for the state convention. Already there are many of them establishing headquarters at the local hotels. Several suites of

rooms at the Severin have been reserved for candidates.

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When you find a tooth that gives back and forth, even just a little, see your dentist at once.

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1 From pyorrhea come by far the greater part of all tooth troubles. Unless treated and checked, it will result not only in the shrinking: and malformation of your gums and of the bony structure into which your teeth are set, but in the loss of the teeth themselves. ' A specific for pyorrhea has been discovered recently by dental science, and is now offered for daily treatment in Senreco Tooth Paste. Senreco combats the germ of the disease. Its regular use insures your teeth against the attack or further progress of pyorrhea.

He will find conditions which you might overlook. He will find a gum recession, even though slight, where the gums have pulled away from the teeth. And he will tell you that you have the dread disease pyorrhea.

'But Senreco does mtre. It cleanses the teeth delightfully. It gives them a whiteness distinctive of Senreco alone. Its flavor is entirely pleasing, and it leaves in the mouth a wonderful sense of coolness and whole-someness.

Start; the Senreco treatment before pyorrhea grips you for good. Details in folder with every tube. A two-ounce tube for 25c is sufficient for 6 weeks daily treatment. . Get Senreco of your druggist Uday; or send 4c in stamps or coin for sample tube and folder. Address The Sentanel Remedies Company 503 Union Central Building, Cincinnati, Ohio.

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