Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 115, 31 March 1916 — Page 10

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1916

Copyright. 1916, by the McClur Mrs. Squirrel was" sitting" outside her door- one morning knitting socks for ber little ones to keep their tqps warm the coming winter ' when Mr. Fox came along." " . i . "Good morning. Mrs. Squirrel," said he. "How are, you this fine .morning?" Mrs. Squirrel told hjm she was well and hoped he -was-the same. "Won't you tit down awhile, Mr. Fox?" Mr. Fox said he would he pleased to do so. and then he began to speak about Mrs.; Rabbit, who lived down the ath. '"She is not much like you, Mrs. Squirrel," said Mr. Fox. "She does t nothing all day long but sit in a chair " .-nd read." - "How her husband can let her be so lie I cannot understand," eaid Mr. j .'ox.. "Why, she never even mends; ' Is clothes I am sure, for I met him Oils morning going -over the wfth an! ' !d coat--on that needed patching! rreadfully." , . j "Perhaps he was going hunting," j -iggested Mrs. Squirrel. '.'One, cannot' vcar good clothes hunting,! jim I ure." -;. y "Oh, that is air very well for you to lake excuses for Mrs. Rabbit, but : he is not only neglectful of her fam'ly, but of her house as well.' Why, ' Just, looked in her back windows as I passed. You know I told you she 1 was silting in front of her house, so she did not see me, and if you believe me her beds were not made. I doubt vry much If Rabbit's dinner is ready when he returns this noon. Oh, it is Just awful the way somfi people waste (heir time. Now, when I have anything to do, I start right off and do it, and I am sure you do, too, Mrs. Squirrel, don't you?" Mrs. Squirrel answered very quietly that she sometimes had to put off Joing things just as every one did at times. "Well, I never do," began Mr. Fox again. "No. Mrs. Squirrel, I never put off until tomorrow what can be dene today. I wish more people in the world were like me. The world would go 'much smoother, Mrs. Sqiurrel, much smoother-" Mrs. Squirrel did not reply. She knitted faster than she had been, and Mr. Fox began again. "Now, Mrs. Squirrel, 1 hold that Mrs. I Uiibbit is wasting her time willfully wasting her time, when she should be working to help her husband." j ''iahe may have a good reason forj not waking this morning, saul Mrs. Squirrel, "and as for helping her husband, I know she does help him a gn.jat deal, and I think there are pome husbands who help their wives, but there are also some who do not. You have talked a great deal of the faults of Mrs. Rabbit and she Is not present to defend herself," said Mrs. Squirrel, stopping her knitting a minute and looking hard at Mr. Kox, "but how about yourself have you none of the faults with which you charge my friend?" "Why, Mrs. Squirrel, how can you ask such a thing? 1 have just told you I never waste time. I always do what I 6tart out. to do," said Mr. Fox in an injured tone. "Well, be that as it may," said Mrs. Squirrel, beginning to knit again, "all I have to say. is this, it is time enough Breaks a Cold M a Few Hours its First Dose-f -'Pane's Cold Compound"' Relieves All Grippe Misery Don't stay stuffed-tip! Quit blowing and sniffing! A doso of "rape's Cold Compound" taken. evrry two hours until three doses are taken will end grippe misery and bivak ui) a severe cold either in the head, chest, body or limbs. It promptly opens clogged-up nostrils? and air passages; stops nasty discharge or-nose running; relieves sick headache, dullness, feverishness, sore throat, sneezing, soreness and rtirtnesu. "Tape's Cold Compound" Is the quickest, surest relief known and costs only. 23 cents at drug stores. It acts without assistaifce.,"-tastes nice, and rauses no inconvenience. Don't ac:ept a substitute. Adv.

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to talk about the. faults of our friend when we have none of our own to talk atouC ' "Oh, here you are, you lazy fellow!" said a voice which made Mr. -Fox Jump, and Mrs. . 'Fox came around the corner of the house .with a long stick in her hand. "Here, I sent you to market an hour ago, and I have "been waiting all this time for the flour and eggs; you never do a thing but waste time. Now you hurry or you know what you will get when you get back." - :. . Tomorrow's story "Berime Brown's Battle." . . . -

aLjKJ' jLj a Great Love A4 Thrilling Serial of Devotion and Mystery

A .very unsatisfactory chat in the palatial smoking room. unsatisfactory from Lemonvale's point of view, and an exchange of whiskies-and-sodas completed the evening. Brooke looking at his watch -for about the twelfth time.'took the plunge. : "Awfully sorry," he said, "I'm afraid 1 must be off." "Oh, but not so soon, it's only half-past ten." .' Brooke apologized cheerily. Brooke Makes an Excuse and Goes. "Correspondence," he said vaguely. "Supper engagement. I ordered my car to be round at ten." Five minutes afterwards Godfrey Brooke was driving himself down Pall Mall, , the drenched chauffeur sitting gloomily by his side. .' "Bad storm eh?" remarked Brooke. "Awful, sir," said the man. "Lightning struck Doulton's chimney, I bear, fir. Very bad down Chelsea way." "Pshaw!" grunted Brooke. "You don't. know what a storm is in this little country." An evening paper contents bill Informed the world that a woman had been struck dead by lightning in South Lambeth and that Westminister Abbey was reported damaged. "Humph!" remarked Brooke. "What's one woman in a great city?" "Yes. sir." said the chauffeur, deferentially, "of course, sir. Still, one life may mean a lot to someone, you kpow, sir." "Bosh!" said Brooke. "Sentimental bosh! J'm not taking personal considerations in the argument. One can't think of sons and daughters when one talks of thunder storms. Snooks." "No. Kir; of course not; nor wives, neitner. "As you say, 'nor wives neither.' But. here wo are." They swung slowly into the Savoy courtyard, and Brooke felt his heart beat faster. In another minute or two his wife, his little Di, would be in his arms. What a wonderful thing was love! . "Her ladyship," said a gorgeously arrayed hall porter to Brooke as he alighted from his huge motor car, "was called away unexpectedly, and she asked me to tell you that she would not be back till very late." Brooke's disappointment was-.plain-ly shown on his face. Sore Throat Wisdom. To relieve Sore Throat you must get at the seat of the disease, removing the cause. Nothing else does that -so quickly, safely and surely as TONSI LINE. A dose of TONSILINE taken upon the first appearance of Sore Throat may save long days of sickness. Vse a little Sore Throat wjsdom and buy a bottle of TONSI" LINE tolav. You may need it tomorrow. HJiiILIiMb is the standard bore Throat remedy best known and most effective and most used. Look f;r the long necked fellow on-the bottle when you go to the drug store tj get it. 25c. and 50c. Hospital H?.e S!.00. All Druggists. Y. F. HOELSCHER OPTICIAN M 6th & Main. Open Evenings. USE COOPER'S BLEND Coffee COOPER'S GROCERY carl t. weisbrod Piano Tuning and Repairing. , Phone 2095.

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ECONOMY REPORTS FIRST CHICKENS

ECONOMY, Ind., March 31. Mrs. Emma 'Clark well known 'all .overv Wayne, county,: as a .chicken raiser has 200 little chickens out scratching like good old summer time was; here. , She t does not use an iflcubator-but trusts the work of hatching to, the hens. Then next is -Mrs. Edna Replogle ; who relies onthe incubator to. bring forth the little "peeps." She took off 100 at the . first hatch.' Mrs. .. Essie Weyl has "early" chicks4 that are big as quails. .... :..;;.. 4. ... ; '.. ; . FIGHT HALL RAZED COLUMBUS, Ind., March 31. The Schinnerer,' where Kid McCoy fought his first ring battle, is being torn down. . "Called away unexpectedly?" he repeated. "What do you mean?" "That was her ladyship's message, sir," replied the hall porter. "Humph!" Brooke frowned in his endeavor to hide his really acute disappointment?. He was not particularly cunpus as to tne reason or nls-wlfe s absence1.. It never occurred to him. Had she left word that she had been unavoidably called away to the Orkney Islands or to Tangier, he would have accepted It without question. He vaguely -, supposed , that her mother was ill or that some family illness was the cause, but the paramount feeling was one of almost childish disappointment. "Will you want me again tonight, sir?" asked Snooks, the chauffeur. "You'd better wait," said Brooke shortly. "J am not sure." - Then he went up. to his apartments. His man Collier was reading the second volume of Ruskin's "Stones of Venice." "Where's your mistress?" asked Brooke sharply. "I don't know, sir," answered Collier, whose brain was full of archivolts and susps and windows of the fifth order. "Her ladyship is out. I'll ask Berenger." Louise Berenger was Lady Brooke's maid, and she was in bed and asleep. She had had instructions from her mistress justifying such an early retirement three hours ago. "It doesn't matter," said Brooke. ASK FOR "and GET HORLICI&S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Cheap substitutes cost YOU same plica.

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"Don't botherv There's no letter from her ladyship?" "None, sir." "Good! Then say, when her ladyship returns, that I have gone round to have a chat with Mr. Crawley. I shall be back very scon." "Very good, sir." Brooke Goes Round to Call on cVawley. And so Collier returned to bis. study

of 'Venetian .windows and Louise Ber: enger slept the sleep of the just in her room. It was just. then, about 11 o'clock. He went outside and spoke to his chauffeur. . r "I'm . going to drive ; round to Mr. Crawley's," -he said.' "I won't keep you. I'll leave the car here afterward. I shall want you at 11 tomorrow." Snooks was relieved thoughe he answered deferentially enough that he would accompany his master if he wished it and Ujat.time was : of no account to him? but Brooke had the mind to drive by himself tonight. He was - disappointed at finding Diana out. For the moment it upset his plans ; and perhaps, If, the truth were known, he felt not a little an- ; noyed. At any rate, he would go round to urawiey s stuaio ana vent his annoyance on his old friend. ' It was "'his' privilege, and it would do him good. Moreover, there; were several things he wanted to discuss" with him, and the present was surely the most fitting opportunity. He bade Snooks good-night, and drove the car down the hill -on the embankment, then, at rather a reckless pace, to Grosvenor road. r Lights . gleamed from Crawley's windows. Brooke observed them with a certain sense of satisfaction. He would have been very annoyed to have been disappointed a second time tonight. Moreover, he was beginning to feel a very keen desire for a little social intercourse over a whiskey-and-soda. He quite looked forward to seeing Noel Crawley. : He stopped his engines, threw a waterproof rug over the seat, and, scorning the aid of the. lift, ran up flight after flight of steps to Crawley's front door, on which he gave a resounding tattoo of knuckle raps and then rang the bell. , There was no answer. He waited fully two minutes. Still no answer. He repeated the tattoo, and kept his thumb on the ivory biftton of the electric bell for half a minute, but still without result. Yet outside he had seen lights in the great bow window of the studio and from the other win

Pimples and Skin Eruptions ' Danger Signs of Bad Blood It May Mean Eczema, Scrofula The First Sign of Inherited Blood Disease

Fimplea. scaly ltchins; slcln, rashes, burning- sensations and Scrofula denots with unfailing; certainty a debilitated, weakened and Impure state of the blood. The trouble may have been In jour blood from birth, fcut bo matter how "you were Infected, you must treat It tta-ouffh. the blood. It la a blood disease. You must use 8. S. 8.. the standard blood Ionic for 50 years, M you expect relief. For purifying: the system. othinT is equal to it. The action of S. S. S. Is to cleans the blood. It

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dows; while .here a light shone through the farilight over the faont door. , , "What on earth is he up to?" muttered Brooke, stepping back and regarding the closed door with quizzical curiosity. "Rum chap, Crawley! He's always up to some mysterious game!" He shrugged his massive shoulders. "Suppose I'd better give it up as a

bad job," he said disgustedly. "Hang it all, my luck is ; out tonight, with a vengeance." To Be Continued. , At? Movies Tonight LYRIC. "Scars and Stripes Forever," comedy at the Lyric tonight. It's great to be a blackhander if you can get away with it." It's delightful to put bombs outside the doors behind which women and innocent children are sleeping. It's a pleasure to see tenements blown into the air and fragments of those you hate permeating the circumambient atmosphere in conjunction with the debris, and it's much pleasure to deride the police in anonymous notes, to draw fearsome black hands on one's stationery and to smear letters up with red paint, so that the missives look as if some one had opened an artery just to let the recipient know that the writer was an extremely desperate character. Events in Economy By N. H. Edwards. A letter was received from W. C. Coats of West Milton, O., who was visiting here last week and was bit by a collie do id the left leg, stating his leg was very sore and inflamed. He will probably take the Pasteur treatment in Cincinnati.. . . .The M. E. Ladies Aid are making plans to have a big meeting next week at the church. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Underhill of Green6fork, were Wednesday visitors of Oliver Hiatt and wife. soaks through the System direct to the seat of the trouble acting as an antidot to neutralize tiie blood poisons. It IOVIIiMMVI fcilO . WAWU V. . ....... w j Ul 11W Tf W 1111. W,7 t.w. - properly perform Its physical work. The dull slug-glen feeling leaves you the oomplexien clears up. Even long standing cases respond promptly. Bat you must ttlce S. S. S. Drug end substitutes won't do. Get S. S. S. from your druggist. Insist on the original. If ycu need expert advice, write t Swift Specific Ce, Atlanta. Georgia,

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ECONOMY LEADS CLEAN-UP WORK

ECONOMY, Ind.. March 31. The Economic club have posters up like the following copy. ' Home Economic Study club's an nouncement. Saturday, May 6, 1916, Is the day and date set for a. clean up of Economy. ' Goat food which consists of old shoes, newspapers, battered buckets, tin cans, pieces of bricks, banana and orange peelings, stale and rotten cabbage, broken glass and crockery, rags, bones, etc., should be piled up in con venient places for the drayman. , Those who have no carting facilities 2 re requested to get their trash heaped up on time and it will be hauled away free of charge. Get cheerfulness in your "heart and work willingly to beautify the town. BOYS START WEST. INDIANAPOLIS. Ind., March 31. Armed with long knives and blackjacks, Kenneth Cochran and Edward Sterrit, started for the wild and wooly west in a one-horse buggy. They landed in juvenile court instead. PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY March Worst Month For This Trouble How to Remove Easily. There's a reason why nearly everybody freckles in March, but happily there is also a remedy for these ugly blemishes, and not one need stay freckled. Simply get an ounce of othlne, double strength', from your druggist and apply a little of it night and morning, and in a few days you should see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the light ones have vanished entirely. Now Is the time to rid yourself of freckles, for if not removed now they may stayy all Summer, and spoil an otherwise beautiful complexion. Your money back if othine falls. QUICK RELIEF FROM CONSTIPATION Get Dr. Edwards uuve laDiets fjy That Is the Joyf nl cry of thousands sine Dr. Edwards produoed Olive Tablets, the substitute for calomel. Dr. Edwards, a practicing physician for 17 years and calomel's old-time enemy, discovered the formula for Olive Tablets while treating patients for chronic constipation and torpid livers. Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets do not contain calomel, but a healing, Eoothing vegetable laxative. No -griping Is the "keynote" of these little sugar-coated, olive-colpred tablets. They cause the bov.-els and liver to act normally. They never force them to unnatural action. If you have a "dark brown mouth" now and then a bad breath a dull, tired feeling sick headache torpid liver and are constipated, you'll find quick, sure and only pleasant results from one or two little Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets at bedtime. Thousands take one or two every night Just to keep right. Try them. 10c and 25j per box. All druggists. The Olive Tablet Company, Columbus, O. ,

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Don't let your neighbors have the finest garden. Get an early start. Buy Yomr. ' Tools Rtow Spading Forks 60c to 85c Rakes 35c to 65c Hoes 25c to 75c Spades 65c to $1.35 Shovels . . . ,. 65c to $1.10 "Good Service."

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Don't Be Bilious, Headachy, Sick Or Constipated Enjoy life! liven your liver and bowels to-night and feel great Wake up with head clear, stomach sweet, breath right, cold gone.

Take one or two Cascarets tonight and enjoy the nicest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced. Wake up feeling grand, your head will be clear, your tongue clean, breath 6weet, stomach regulated and your liver and thirty feet of bowels active. Get a box at any drug store cow and get straightened up by morning. Stop the headache, biliousness, bad colds and bad days. Feel fit and ready (or work or play. Cascarets do not gripe, sicken or inconvenience you the next day like salts, pills or calomel. They're fine! Mothers should give a whole Cascaret anytime to cross, sick, bilious or feverish children because it will act thoroughly and can not injure adv. 2 The DENNIS Shop i TAILORS . i .' ' Suite and Spring Coat) ! t I To Your Order. i 118.00 to $40X0. !' ' No. 8 North 10tti St. AT RATUPS Out of The High Rent District No. 12 North 9th SL 3UY HERE AND FOR LESS ssssss BfcU SK rnyj 1 722 MAIN St RlQtflONri INP The DEN NIS Shop TAILORS Suits or Top Coats $18X0 to $40.00. Number Eiaht North Tenth 81 WORKERS UNION. UNIOrWtSTAMrt Factory