Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 113, 29 March 1916 — Page 11

Bringing Up Father

FITCH'S OPINION The following has been submitted: A school teacher is a person who teaches things to people when they re young. However, it would be unfair to accuse her of teaching them what they know when they grow up. She only teaches them what they have forgotten by that time. The teacher comes to school at 8: SO o'clock and when she has gotten enough children for a mess in her room, she teaches them reading, writing, geography, grammar, arithmetic, music, drawing, cooking, boardpawing, crocheting, deep breathing, bird calls, scientific eating, patriotism plain and fancy bathing, forestry, civics and other sciences too numerous to mention. When school is out she Mays behind with five or six of her worst scholars and tries to save the Mate i he' job of reforming them later on. After that she hurries home to make herself a new dress and snatch a hasty supper before going back to attend a lecture by an imported specialist on the history of tribal law in Patagonia which the superintendent thinks may give her some information which may be useful in her school work some day. A great many lecturers roam the country preying on school teachers and some of them are very' cruel, talking to them so long that the poor things have to sit up until morning when they get home to get their daily test papers corrected. School teachers' salaries range from $P.O a month up but not far enough up to make them dizzy. On her salary the teacher must dress nicely, buy herself things for her work which the city is too poor to get, go to 29 lectures and concerts a year, buy helpful books on pedagogy, pay her way to district, county and state institutes, and enjoy herself during a three months' vacation which her salary takes every year. In addition, the teacher is supposed to hoard away vast sums of money so that when she becomes too nervous and cross to teach, at the age of 50 or thereabouts, she can retire and live happily ever after on her income. There is a popular superstition to the effect that the great financiers c an be found in Wall street and that they gathertbere every morning; but they don't. They gather in the schoolhouses of the land every morning and as they teach the children1 twice as much as they ever remember, they figure out new ways of dividing $4.1 into a month's board, a new dress, a FEWER CHILDREN EMPLOYED IN MILLS WASHINGTON. March 29. Fewer children under 16 years of age are now employed in the cotton mills of New England and the south, than was shown by previous annual surveys of government inspectors, according to an announcement by Royal Meeker, commissioner of the bureau of labor statistics. In the New England group of cotton mills there are 1,711 children under 16, and of that number 890 are girls. In the southern group 9.665 are employed. Of that number 4.585 are girls. Investigation revealed that in the southern mills 435 children under 10 years old. with a large proportion of them little girls, were at work. In the New England mills, it was said, a relatively small percentage of employes of that age are employed. Lime Treatment In Tuberculosis In the May 25. 1912. issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association appeared this s:-.tement concerning calcium (lime) medication In tt'e treatment of pulmonary tuberculosis (consumption): "Under the systematic, continued and persistent regime of calcium asslmilatlcn. Van Gieson has seen a number of his patients improve, undergo an exudation or partial consolidation In the lung, which then resolving would appear to contribute to the walling off and closing of the lesions. Hand in hand with this course of events, the sputum clears up of tubercle bacilli, which finally disappear, and the patients are discharged with healed pulmonary tuberculosis." Ethical medical journals seldom Heak so positively about a remedial agent, yet this testimony , coincides with that from many consumptives who have secured like results through the use of Eckerman's Alterative. Since calcium is a constituent of this remedy for pulmonary tuberculosis and allied throat and Lronchial affections, its healing power may in some measure be attributed to the manner in which this element is so combined with other ingredients as to be easily assimilated by the average r-'son and it does not irritate the stomach. Eck man's Alterative contains no opiates, narcotics or habit-forming drugs, so it is safe to try. If. your druggist is out of it, ask him to orJer, or send direct to Eckman Laboratory, Philadelphia.

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ABOUT TEACHERS trip to the county seat, a pair of shoes, two entertainment tickets, an insutwo entertainment tickets, an insurtavings bank. From "Vest Pocket Essays" by George Fitch. GHAPEL GIVES PLAY IN MILTON'S HALL MILTON, Ind., March 29. Young people of Robinson's Chapel, southeast of here, will give a play entitled "Lodgers Taken In," at the Boosters hall, at Milton, Saturday evening. The following constitutes the cast of characters: General Majilton, Roy Lason; Felix Hopper, Forest Caldwell; Benjamin Badpay, Howard Green; Prof. Cornelius Crusty, Paul Wright; Tom Trumpet, alias Frederick Vanderbool, Errol Archey; Timothy Thimbrig, Everett Gates; Mrs. Gertie Majilton, Effie Wright; Madge Beuclaire, of the Variety Theatre, Effie Squires; Mrs. Angeline Thimbrig, Anna Wasson; Alice Thimbrig, Marguerite Lyons; a-boy, Clyde Squires. The time is the present and the location, New York City. HOLD SPRING PRACTICE. LAFAYETTE, Ind., March 2!. Thirty football candidates are working out daily in spring practice. Clec O'Donnell, the new coach, is expected soon at which time he will take active command of the forces of old Purdue. NEW VODKA SUBSTITUTE. VITEBSK, Russia, March 29. There recently appeared for sale in local cafes yeast sandwiches which are being substituted for vodka. These sandwiches after settling in the stomach cause fermentation and drunkenness. Blood the Seat of Disease An eminent authority on nervous diseases has announced that the blood is the seat of all disease. How important, therefore, that it be kept in a pure, healthy condition. For this purpose our, local druggist, Clem Thistlethwaite, guarantees Vinol because it is a combination of the three most successful tonics known, iron in its most soluable form, the medicinal extractives of fresh cod livers, without oil, and the the nourishing properties of beef peptone. Can you imagine anything better? f Ai uiear, reacny iKin t I Awaits Anyone Who x Drinks Hot Water Says an inside bath, before breakfast helps us look and feel clean, sweet, fresh. X ' Sparkling and vivacious merry, bright, alert a good, clear skin and a natural, rosy, healthy complexion are assured only by pure blood. If only every man and woman could be induced to adopt the morning inside bath, what a gratifying change would take place. Instead of the thousands of sickly, anaemic-looking men, women and girls, with pasty or muddy complexions; instead of the multitudes of "nerve wrecks," "rundowns," "brain fags" and pessimists we should see a: virile, optimistic throng of rosycheeked people everywhere. An inside bath is had by drinking each morning, before breakfast, a glass of real hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in it to wash from the stomach, liver, kidneys and ten yards of bowels the previous day's indigestible waste, sour fermentations and poisons, thus cleansing, sweetening and freshening the entire alimentary canal before putting more food into the stomach. Those subject to sick headache, biliousness, nasty breath, rheumatism, colds; and particularly those who have a pallid, sallow complexion and who are constipated very often, are urged to obtain a quarter pound of limestone phosphate at the drug store which will cost but a trifle, but is sufficient to demonstrate the quick and remarkable change in both health and appearance, awaiting those who practice internal sanitation. We must remember that inside cleanliness is more important than outside, because the skin does not absorb impurities to contaminate the blood while the pores in the thirty feet of bowels do.

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM,

r i 0ORV,FE VHCTS Mfti BUT VM NOT - TAKE TOW I

RECRUITING OFFICES WANT YOUNG MEN INDIANAPOLIS, Marcn i. The recruiting offices for the United States Army are conducting a vigorous campaign in this state to attract young men into the. service, most of whom will see duty on the border. Nearly 25,000 letters, describing -the service and the advantages to be obtained have been sent out In letters to all parts of the state. Platinum has been recently discovered in the southern part of Spain, and the government has taken possession of the property and will develop it. Palladium'. Want Ads Phone 2834 RATES Wanted, For Rent, For Sale, etc., 1c per word for one insertion, or 7 insertions for the price of 5. Phone or bring your ad to this office before 10 o'clock a. m. in order that we may insert it in the evening issue. FOLLOW THE WANT AD WAY If you are in business and do not already carry a little ad in the Palladium Phone 2834 and our ad man will call and give you rates for business advertising. WANTED Wanted FURNITURE Cash paid for all kinds of household goods. It means to you to call us before selling. Phone 1876. H. C. Ramsey Auction Co. 17 Soutli 7th Street. WANTED To buy 50 old violins. J. M. Laccy, 7 S. 6th. 10-tf EVERYTHING to, repair that is broken; baby cabs, wringer rolls, sweepers, all kinds of grinding, pictures framed, new and old bicycles. We turn nothing away. Call for and delivered. Brown-Darnell Co., 1020 Mala st. WANTED Atkinson, pays highest cash prices for second hand goods and sells at lowest prices. See him at once. 416 Main street Phone 1945. Dec. 4-tf FOR SALE Single comb Buff Leghocn eggs for hatching, 15 for 50c. 1207 Ridge st. 28-3t WANTED Experienced machine operators for Lathe, Grinders, J. & L. and B. & O. Screw Machines, P. & J. and Automatic Screw Machines, Tool Makers, Machine repair men, in ternal and external tool grinders. Warner Gear Co., Muncie, Indiana. 4-lmo WANTED Bench men. Apply Richmond. Casket Co. 15-tf WANTED Wallpaper and carpet cleaning. Like new by experts. Clay Cleaning Co. Phone 1436. 21-tf WANTED Teams. Call 3062. John Duke. 22-tf WANTED To keep house for widower. Must be first class and sober. Address 908 North 18th St.. city. 22-7t WANTED Bicycles, baby cabs, wring ers and furniture to repair. Lawn mowers, saws scythes and shears sharpened. Tires $2.25 to $3.50. Work called for and delivered free. Phone 3086. Wesley Brown & Son. 24-tf WANTED Boarders and mealers. Oily Uhly, 210 N. 7th st. 27-7t WANTED Middle-aged white woman as housekeeper, small family, no washing, 105 N. 13th st. 25-7t WANTED To buy a six, seven or eight foot shelved show case. Must be bargain. P. O. Box 34 or phone No. 9, Boston. Ind. 27-7t YOUNG MAN. Let us prepare you for a position as locomotive fireman and help you get work. Pay us when placed. Wrrite, Box 53-S, Station B, Detroit, Mich. 27-7t H' A VTPn T" U : j . , u.iiijjii jrayeiuauging ana painiing. Phone 4739. Al. Handler. 28-7t WANTED Girl or woman to assist. with light housework, 100 S. W 3rd st. 28-2t

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WANTED By mother and daughter, j 3 unfurnished rooms; good location. Address "Rooms," care Palladium. 29-7t WANTED White girl for general I -housework by family of two Jiving! in an apartment. Must make her home ! with family. Phone 130S. 27-3t ! WANTED Paper hanging by Edgar S. Wickett. Phons 34S0. 908 N. 12th st. wed-sat W'ANTED Your carpenter and cement work. All kinds of house and barn painting. Concrete work a specialty. Call 901 N. 12th st. Kelley & Sweeney. 21-eod-7t LADIES A fascinating home business; tinting postcards, pictures, etc., spare time; $5-12 weekly, no canvassing:' samples 10c; particulars free. ARTINT 546 K. i30 Manhtn St., New York. WANTED Steady work of any kind by an honest man who is willing to work. Address 445 South 10th street. 29-2t WANTED Shoemaker. The Hoosier Store. 29-3t W A N T E D Experienced salesladies, women's ready-to-wear. Permanent. Address E. B. care Palladium. .29-0t WANTED Two boys, Richmond Action Regulating Dept., Starr Piano Co. 29-2t WANTED Washings and ironings. Call at 1023 North H. 29-2t WANTED Good man to make and sell Van Matre's pasteurized whole milk buttermink in Richmond. A fine wholesome drink. Nothing equal to it ever sold in Richmond. Good money to a hustler. Van Matre, Oxford, O. 29-wed-sat-2t WANTED A girl, or woman to do housework. Call 119 S. 13th st. 2S-3t WAXTj-j Washings, ironings and 'curtains to do up. Call 1204 N. F st. 28-3t WANTED Woman to work in bakery Must understand baking. Call at Wieland's Bakery. 23 S. 9th st. 28-7t WANTED Two men to tear down 6 room cottage. 117 West Main St. WANTED House Phone 3429. cleaning work. 29-4 1 WANTED Several oung lady demonstrators. Easy work and good pay. Call Phone No. 2405. 29-2t WANTED Cistern cleaning and repairing. Phone 2877; 323 S. 12th St. 29-7t WANTED Laundry Westcott hotel. woman. Call 29-2t WANTED TO BUY Highest cash prices paid for all kinds of old pewter. Will call this week only. Address Metal, care Palladium. 29-lt WANTED Lady demonstrators for Magic White Soap. Straight salary paid. Call for Mrs. E. F. Blakeley, 229 North 10th street, 4 to 7 p. m. 29-3t WANTED A girl or woman to do housework. Call 119 S. 15th St. 29-3t WANTED Lady canvasser, selling staple article food product, must be j energetic, good character, experienced. No other need apply. State experience and references. Good position for right party." Address Box 60, care Palladium. 29-3,t FOR RENT FOR RENT 6 room house, reasonable rent, 89 John St. 27-tf FOR RENT Five room house, 438 Pearl: modern, 23S Randolph. Call Knode s Music Store. ' 22-7: FOR RENT 4 room modern flat. Call 325 S. 6th or phone 1149. 24-tf FOR RENT A modern 6 room flat. 2nd floor, 18 N. 13th. Call 2695. 24-tf FOR RENT Five room modern Apt. in Cornell, N. 15th st. Call on Jonas Gaar or see the janitor. 27-tf FOR RENT Two room flat, over 422 Main. Electric lights, heat and water. Walter Ratliff. ' 27-7t F'OR RENT Lower flat, 4 rooms, bath, furnace, $14.00. 1519 N. D. st. ' 28-Tt FOR RENT Modern 4 room flat, 801 S. 9th st. Phone 1935. 28-7t FOR RENT House and half acre'of ground on Railroad street. Inquire 221 North 9th street. 29-2t FOR RENT Half double house, 102 S. 3rd. Modern, 6 large rooms, heat furnished. Phone 1075 or 2194. 29-7t FOR RENT Furnished rooms. Reasonable. 314 N. W. 3rd street. 29-2t FOR SALE rOR SALE House furnishirgs cheap. Ill S. 16th st. feb 25-mch-3 FOR SALE 100 S. C. White Leghorn hens and three cockrels. Mrs. Lenora Higgins, Rose Hill farm, southwest First 6t.. Richmond, Inu. 17-14t FOR SALE 300 Bu. seed Irish Potatoes. Thone 2365. 10-tf F'OR SALE--Horse, , wagon and harness at a bargain. Phone 3141. 24-7: FOR SALE Pair work horses, wagon, harness. 813 N. 10th. 22-7t

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 29, 1916

GENUINE W. C. STARR & SON HAMES

Starr Hames insure a perfect fit, prevent sore should ers, fit a collar snug and are dependable; every pair guaranteed. but -take no other; FOR SALE FOR SALE Fresh cow. Phone 5135A 22-7t FOR SALE At public auction, April 1, 2 p. m., on the pemises, residence property, 332 S. 13th st. Dora S. Wilt, Com'r. 25-6t FOR SALE Kindling wood. K. D. Kabinet Co. 25-7t FORSALE Good farm hcrse, 1127 Main st. 24-tf FOR SALE Fox Terrier and Barred Rock Cockerels. Inquire 300 S. 4th street. 22-7t FOR SALE Moving picture machine film, slides, Etc. Complete outfit for a three hour entertainment. Will demonstrate. P. O. Box 34, or phone No. 9, Boston, Ind. 27-7t FOR SALE Ten shares Vajen Helmet Co. stock. For particulars address H. J. S., care Palladium. 27-7t FOR SALE Auto Chassis complete, 35 H. P. Must be sol J on Sunday, April 2nd. Call 326 N. 5th st. Cent Makes the First Payment On a new Central Needle Standard Rotary Sewing Machine. Come in and let us explain. H, Do LACEY 9 S. 7th St. Phone 1756. FOR SALE White Leghorn eggs for setting. Young's strain, 302 S. 5th st. 2S-10t For Sale EGGS for HATCHING From pure fcred S. C. R. I. Red stock. $1.00 per 15 Chas. E. Krick, 1206 Sheridan Street For Wstcott 5 passenger automo bile, all latest improvements. Good tires. Run less than year. Phone 1868 or address 'Automobile care Palladium. 29-wed-fri-2t For Sale or or Trade A real bargain in a place of 2 acres. This place is located on Liberty pike, just out of the city Will sell for cash or take part in city property. Has good 6 room house and good barn and poultry shed. For quick sale see BENNETT & FOREMAN Kelly Bldg. Phone 2707 For-Sale Wagons, harness, breaking plows, gang plows, double corn plows, harrows, disc-harrow's, binders, mowers rakes, good as new. Call 317 N. A 6treet. 29-3t FOR SALE One DAVIS Six-Fifty six cylinder, six passenger, fiftyhorse power 1915 model touring car, divided front seats, two auviliary seats, one man top, Gray and Davis lighting and starting system, 37-4 Vz Silvertown cord- tires, extra tire tube and rim engine driven tire pump, four weed chains, Gabriel snubbers all around, clock Warner speedometer, tools, etc. Car driven less than 3000 miles, excellent condition $125 worth of extras. List price of par, $2,185. A bargain for quick sale. Address W. A. Miller, 220 E. Fourth St., Cincinnati. OHio. 29-6t FOR SALE Pure White Rock eggs, 50c per 15. Phone 5111 B. 29-7t FOR SALE Two dozen Brown Leg- : horn pullets, all laying. Phone 3415. 29-lt

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Starr Hames may be imitated never equalled; they give real com

fort to the horse. 51 years of name making; need no introduction. "Nuf Ced." Insist on Starr Hames

you can get the real Starr Hames at ore, FOR SALE FOR SALE Shutters for 16 windows. 112 N. 7th st. 2Stf FOR SALE Beaver Die Stock. 1 to 2 inches, bench and vice. Call 46 Richmond Ave. 2S-3t FOR SALE Baby chicks. P! me 4777 28-2t FOR SALE Tested Seed Oats very prolific. Fifty cents bushel. Ivan Glidewell, Williamsburg. 27-eod-4tp FOR SALE Good Garland cook stove. Call 305 South 10th. 29-3t FOR SALE Fresh ground bones fochickens IVz cents a pound. Anton Stolle & Sons. 17-eod-lm FOR EXCHANGE Piano or player piano for good work horse to weigh i from 1200 to 1400 lbs. Starr Piano Co.. j Retail Dept.. 10th and Main. 27-eod-3t I FOR SALE Pair Howe street scales. 112 N. 7th st. 28-tf FOR SALE REAL ESTATE Insurance, Loans, Real Estate, Rent Collections. O. B. Fulghum, over 710 Main St. Phone 2233. FOR SALE Wisconsin Farm Land3 Landology, a magazine giving the facts in regard to the land situation. Three months' trial subscription free. If for a home, or as an investment, you are thinking of buying good farm lands, simply write uie a letter marking it personal and say "Mail me Landology," and all particulars free. Address Lord M. Skinner. General Manager Skidmore Land Co., 105 Skidmore Bldg.. Marinette. Wis. feb2-2mo A M RORKRTS itHAt. FSTATK CITY AND FARM PROPERTIES, j LIBERTY AVE . R. NO. 1. PHONE I 4171. OFFICE 18 S. STH. FARMS AND CITY PROPERTY Porterfield & DeBoy. Colonial Bldg. FOR SALE Good 5 room brick houso, centrally located, 341 S. 10th st. 29-7t Bennett & Foreman Farms and city property; 15 Kelly Bldg. Phone 2707. " FORSALE 10 room house 5 rooms to a side. Rents for $20.00 per month. Price $2.000. Location, northeast part of city. THOMAS & CO. Palladium Bldg. Phone 2567 FOR SALE Six room house $17.00 per month for 100 months. No tax, interest, insurance. Address Bargain, Palladium. 29-7t-eod FOR SALE Fine farms $33 to $75 an acre in Trumbull county, good buildings, good markets, pike roads. The rapid Industrial development of Warren and the Mahoning Valley has taken the young men from the farms. Result, farms for sale at half their value. These farms will double in value in ten years. Why pay rent? Why pay more for land no better. Trumbull County can not be excelled in Ohio. A look will convince you. For list furnished by reliable farm dealers write the Board of Trade, Warren, Ohio. 29-2t MOVING, TRUCK & TRANSFER LINE city by large motor truck. Forrest Monger Transfer and Storage Co. Phone 2608. 11-tf FENCING AND SHEET METAL WORK OUR LINE Metal Gates, Trellis Work, Earth Augers, Grape Arbors. Metal Fencing. Chimney Tops, Eave Trough Hangers, Robinson Fence Machine. Only Adjustable Automatic Gate on the market, made with- the best tubing frame. , Window Guards. EUREKA FENCE CO. 618 RICHMOND AVE. PHONE 4614 FOUND FOUND A bracelet. Phone 5135A. 29-2t FOUND White French Poodle. Phone 3724. ' ' 29-lt BUSINESS CLASSIFIED J. H. DOHERTY Carpenter and Contractor. Phone 3076. -it

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By McManus PEOPLE BORROW FROM US BECAUSE We do as -we agree We deal courteously. We maintain privacy. We feive good service at low rates. Loans on Household Goods, Pianos, Horses, Vehicles, Fixtures, etc. $35 Total Cost $4.80 (For three months.) Other amounts at proportionate legal rates, and for a longer time if desired. Richmond . Loan .Co. Established 1S95. Room 8, Colonial Bldg. Phone 1545. LOANS On Furniture Pianos, Teams. Etc.. advanced quickly and PRIVATELY We are licensed anl bonod. You are insured a square deal. Don't be afraid of getting turned down. Loans with other companies paid off and more money advanced. Call, w- " j or phone The State Investment . & Loan Co. Elevator to the Third Floor. 40 Colonial Bldg. Phone 2560. BUSINESS CLASSIFIED ROOFING OF QUALITY For old or new buildings EASY TERMS Free estimates by phoning 299. ELABORATED ROOFING CO. Over 537 Main St. WHEN MOVING GET THE BEST The largest moving truck In town for ciay and overland moving. Goods Crated for Shipping. ORA MONGER Phones 3137-2746. Office 11 S. 7th St Residence 315 Randolph St 28-7t Moving & General; Transfer Track For moving furniture, house-; hold goods and pianos, in and out of city. Work guaranteed. Phone 3145. 117 S. W. 5th I AUTOMOBILE and carriage painting. 617 N. 12. . 8-tf SEE BAKER BROS, for roofing; painting and repairing. Phono 2894. 29-7t "IT'S YOUR MOVE" And That's My Business MOVING No distance too long or too sliort for ray large covered truck. 7 AVERY OXER Phone 1595. 134 S. 14th St. AUTOMOBILE Storage and repairing Kan sutler, 43 . tn St. 8-?6t AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE Before renewing or Insuring your car, see H. S. Weed. Phone 255L He will save you money. ' tfeb22-eod-26 LOST

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LOST Two keys on a ring. Phone 2199 or return to 120 South 10th streets 29-2t LOST An umbrella in Wool worth's store, March 22. Return to Reed Flat No. 6. Reward. 29-lt