Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 98, 11 March 1916 — Page 4

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 1916.

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM

Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by Palladium Printing Co. Palladium Building, North Ninth and Sailor Sts. R. G. LeedsEditor. E. H. Harris, Mgr.

In Richmond, 10 cents a. weak. By mall. In advance one year, 95.00; six months. $2.60; one nionth. 5 cents. Rural Routes, In advanceone year. 12.00; six months, 11.26; one month. 23 cents.

Entered at the Post Offfee at Richmond. Indiana, as Second Cuiss Mail Matter.

Paying for Laughter. Strickland Gillilan recently kept members of the Y. M. B. C. of Cleveland in a good humor for more than an hour. Referring to the remark that Gillilan "changed the serious, practical

visage of the club (Y. M. B. C.) into a broad smile that didn't leave until the speaker quit," 'the Milwaukee Journal says: "For an achievement like that these days a man ought to have I a Nobel prize or some other reward that speaks I of a great service to mankind." i "And so, when we see that Charlie Chaplin I received $600,000 for the monopoly of his films, 'we thought," says the Ohio State Journal, "that

is in the nature of a Nobel prize, given to one whose sole business is to make people laugh. That amount would bring out several million laughs, and expel from the system several million griefs, grouches, spites, ill wills, neurasthenias, diabetes, rheumatisms, hatreds and meannesses generally. A nation can easily dispose of to advantage $600,000 worth of laughs. . "Of course, this does not mean that people are to engage in excessive laughter, of which

there is danger. Actually, there are many people who do not want to do anything but laugh. They think life is a huge joke, and they always have their mouths fixed for a laugh. That is a bad sign, quite as bad as moroseness and the grouches. A good, hearty laugh at times, and often, too, is good for the soul, but if one keeps it up most of the time, he is a nuisance to be abated."

Indiana Crop Report. A summary of the March crop report for the state of Indiana and for the United States, as compiled by the burea uof crop estimates, United States department of agriculture, is as follows: Wheat on Farms Estimated stocks on farms March 1 this year, 10,400 bushels, compared with 6, 486,000 a year ago, and 7,955,000 two years ago. Price on March 1 to producers, $1.11 per bushel, compared with $1.42 a year ago, and 91 cents two years ago. Corn on Farms Estimated stock on farms March 1 this year, 76,400,000 bushels, compared with 58,794,000 a year ago and 65,268,000 two years ago. Price March 1 to producers, 64 cents per bushel, compared with 70 cents a year ago, and 61 cents two years ago. Corn of Mercantile Quality The percentage of the 1915 crop which was of merchantable quality is estimated at 73 per cent, compared with 87 per cent of the 1914 crop, and 84 per cent of the 1913 crop. Oats on Farms Estimated stocks on farms March 1 this year, 21,600,000 bushels, compared with 10,773,000 a year ago and 10,550,000 two years ago. Price March 1 to producers, 39 cents

per bushel, compared with 52 cents a year ago,

and 37 cents two years ago.

i Tan ner Daily Puzzles jj

THE FIRST KLiOWERS OF SPRING. We believe that ifs a crocus you have found. Anyway we've heard- they're first above the ground; But If you will heed us. lass, yon'll get up from off the Erosa, Or youll have IHem putting flowers on your mound. For tcTnyn it the picking tt AJTBWEZ TO YESTERDAYS PVZEIS. Left sfde down at right should-. .

ALBRIGHT PAYS 87,250 TO IRELAM FOR FARM

News of Bethel

By Florence Boren.

I HOLLANSBURG, O., March 11.

! Daniel P. Albright has purchased the Addle Irelan farm northwest of town

for a consideration of $7,250.00 The funeral of John Tlmraons was held from the local Christian church Sunday. Hla death was due to tuberculosis. He leaves a widow and three sons... ...Mrs. Everett White who has been quite seriously 111 of peritonitis is reported improving.. . .Mr. and Mrs. James Slick were In Greenville, Saturday Miss Mattie Jackson of Whitewater, Is the guest of her sister, Mrs. Pherbla Thomas Miss LoTena Teegardep spent the week-end with her parents at Greenville ! Mrs. Frank Irelan and son Dick Allen of Richmond, are the guests of local relatives this week On Saturday, March 4, Professor Howard Harley and Miss Cleo Mote were united in marriage. They will make their home on the Harley farm north of town. Mr. Harley is principal in our schools and so held a reception Wednesday night at the home of his parents, Dr. and Mrs. Harley, for all of his pupils. The local orchestra furnished music for the occasion and -a luncheon of Ice cream and cake was served. Mr. and Mrs. Harley were the recipients of many beautiful presents besides the best wishes of all the pupils and their many acquaintances Miss Opal Tlatte and Mr. Earl Wiggs of Arba, were married Saturday evening at Arba. They will live near Fountain City, where Mr. Wiggs la employed. Best wishes J. II. Beetley made a business trip to Lynn, Ind., Tuesday Mr. and Mrs. Howe Beetley and daughter Josephine, of Bodkins, spent the past week here with relatives Mr. and Mrs. Grover White and children Carlos and Franklin, were the week-end guests of Dick Ross and family near Whitewater

Will Cummins of New Madison, spent Tuesday here Dr. Clem of New Madison, was here Thursday The Busy Bee class of the Christian church, will give an Irishman's supper in the basement of the qhurch, March IS Mr. llerschel Horn and Miss Madge Cotter were married

Tuesday morning at Union City, Ind. They will make their home here with Mr. Horn's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Luther Horn. Congratulations and

best wishes are extended.. .. .Virgil Packer of Richmond, spent Sunday here Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Ketrlng

of New Madison, spent Monday the

guests of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Cheno-

weth Noah Sinks spent the weekend - in Anderson, New Castle and Jonesboro, Ind Mr. and Mrs. Garfield Armacost and son Harold, and Mrs. C. H. Brown and sons were in Richmond Sunday Mr. and Mrs. John Chenoweth entertained Earnest Chenoweth of Winchester Monday.... Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Armacost spent Sunday in New Madison.

Events in Liberty

By Elizabeth Draper.

Mrs. J. L. Pierson entertained the members of the Euchre club at her home on North Market street, Tuesday afternoon Mrs. Will Morgan of Connersville, was the guest of Mr. and Mrs. -Burt Clark. Tuesday Thomas Morgan was home from Cincinnati to spend Sunday with his mother, Mrs. Febra Morgan Miss Mary Bryson of the Western College at Oxford, spent the week-end, the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Leo Maxwell Miss Minnie Morgan left Tuesday for a visit with friends in Dayton Mrs. G. K. Crocker and little daughter Maxine, spent the week-end with relatives in Brookvllle Mrs. O. L. Stivers is

spending this week with relatives in

M uncle Herbert Hughes was In Connersville on business Monday Miss Lou Shupe entertained at a 500 party Tuesday evening;. Misses Eliza

beth Drapier, Clarissa Shock, Vivian

Doutnit, Dess Stevens, Eleanor Rich ardson and Charlotte Husted B. TT

Brookbank left Tuesday for Estawan.

Canada, where he will be located in

the interests of the International

Harvester Co.

Rev. Mr. Case will fill his regular appointment here Sunday Mrs. Coats and daughter of Chicago are spending a few days with Winsor Wiggs Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Welch spent Monday afternoon in Fountain City Frank Harlan of Lynn moved to his property here Tuesday R. G. Anderson and sons Byron, Leslie, and Gordon spent Sunday with the former's mother, Mrs. Celia Anderson Peter Reynolds and famly moved last Thursday to the Jacob Polley farm, north of town.... Miss Lorene Spencer spent Sunday with her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Spencer The Ladies' Aid met Saturday night with Mrs. H. L. Welch with nine members

present Miss Hazel Tharp is spending a few days with her brother, John Tharp, of near Nashville Mr. and Mrs. E. N. Thompson spent Sunday afternoon with Mr. and Mrs. Eli Hyde. . ... . Mrs. William Curtis and son Francis, and grandson, Denzil Gray, called on Mr. and Mrs. Guy Anderson Sunday evening.

MISS STUBBS TALKS TO TUESDAY CLUB

NEW PARIS, O., March 11. Meeting of the Tuesday club, with Mrs. Grace B. Hahn as hostess, was held in the Library. Fifteen members were present, Mesdames Roller, McLaughlin, Dowler and Miss Eby being guests. Miss Marianna Stubbs of Richmond, gave an excellent lecture on "The Passion Play," in which she described the setting of the home of the play and the every-day life of the natives. She also told of the effect the war probably would have on the. beautiful play. The lecture was listened to attentively and was interesting to the club and the invited guests. Light refreshments were served.

LODGE CALENDAR.

Richmond council No. 18, Jr., O. U.

A. M., meets Monday night at 7:30 in the Vaughan hall, over 710 Main street. Fred Cordell, councilor; Josh

E. Highley, rec. secretary.

Uniform Rank, Jr., O. U. A. M. meets Tuesday night at 7:30. Theodore

Whitney, captain; C. Perry, company

clerk.

Pride of Richmond council No. 15, Daughters of America, meets on Wed'

nesday night at 8 o'clock. Eva Mon roe, councillor; Rosetta Hosier, rec

secretary.

The Court of Last Resort.

Around the stove of the cross roads

grocery is the real court of last re sort, for it finally overrules all others

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has

been brought before this court in al

most every cross roads grocery in this

country, and hasf always received a fa

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DELAYED THREE HOURS AT NEW WESTVILLE

NEW PARIS, O., March 11. The J. L. II. 8. C, a sewing club went to Richmond Monday evening to see the play "Bringing Up Father," and on account or the vmhien Htorm, traction service was poor when the ladies were ready to come home. The car for New Paris left Richmond at midnight and brought them to Westville, when the power went off, leaving the car in darkness and inertness until 3 o'clock Tuesday morning, when repairs were made and the trip home resumed.

SUNDAY CHURCH SERVICES

NEW PARIS, O., March 11. Sunday

church services are as follows: Christian Bible school 9:30, Chalmer Denny, superintendent. Presbyterian Rev. E. J. Vance, pastor. Sunday school at 9:15, M. O. Penland, superintendent. Morning service at 10:30, subject "The Angel of the Alley"; Christian Endeavor at 6:30, leader, Paul Northrop; evening service at 7:15, subject "The Great Divide." Methodist Rev. F. F. McLaughlin, pastor. Sunday school at 9:15, H. W. Bragg, superintendent. Morning service at Gettysburg church. Epworth league at both New Paris and Gettysburg churches at 6:15; evening service at New Paris church.

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BARN AND HOME LOST

HOLLANSBURG, O., March 11.-1 Tuesday night tire destroyed house, barn and smoke house on the Golns place at Tamplco, a settlement a few miles north of here. Owing to the high, wind nothing could be saved except a few pieces of furniture. CONTROVERSY ON WILL CAUSES DIVORCE SUIT

EATON, O. March 11- In a divorce petition filed by Ida M. Roberts she aliases her hnshand hamtssed her because she vaaid not contest the will of her father, the late W. F, Ailanaa, who died at XeKisbsrs is June, 1911. The litigants were married July 5, ldtm, and ItveO. in Colmnba. Lima, and New York state- When she returned to Lewisburg to "visit her parents her hssband. she aQeses, wrote that he intended to leave her. She also charges he has "been guilty of cruelty and gross

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INSPECT STONE QUARRIES

NEW PARIS, O, March IL The

Reinheimer Quarries company has received inspection visits from a num

ber of high officials of the France Stone company, of which the local

plant is a part, during the past week.

Messrs. Harrigan, McKee, Parlette and France were In the party.

A New foundland government savings bank has deposits aggregating $2,483,732.

BOOSTER SALE BRINGS $3,900

MILTON, Ind., March 11. The Boosters sales was the largest one ever held and well attended notwithstanding the blizzard that swept over the town and vicinity- The bidding was active and the sales amounted to $3,900. Edgar Beeson was at Connersville to spend Thursday with his brother, Oscar Beeson..... The Castle Square Entertainers at the Boosters hall, Saturday evening. This Is the last number of the high school lecture course. L. P. Zellers mother, Mrs. I. Zeller of Connersville, .Is very low. Her death may be expected. Her daughter, Mrs. Lillian Ransom of Denver, Colorado, came Wednesday. Mr. Zeler has been In attendance at his mother's bedside throughout the week. ....Miss Garnet Coffman is spending a month or so with Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Wissler In the Funk neighborhood, east of town. Miss Coffman is an inmate of the Soldiers and Sailors Orphan's Home at Knightstown. Miss Bessie George spent Thursday with her aunt, Mrs. Laws at East Germantown.. .'. .The loving cup received by Andrew Kerber as a premium on corn at the exhibit in Richmond, is on exhibit at the Farmsrs Bank. Miss Julia Klpp will be at Doddridge Chapel Sunday morning and at Milton M. E. church Sunday evenlng.

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