Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 97, 10 March 1916 — Page 11

Bringing Up Father

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Copyright, 1916, by the McClure FRANK AND THE SMUDGIES. Frank disliked to have his face and hands bathed, and he did not stand fitlll for bis mother to brush his hair; he never wanted his nails to look nice and clean, or at least he did not want his mother to use the soft stick that drove away the black look and left them nice and white. One night when his mother was giving him a bath, he was crying and fussing because she rubbed too hard, and she hurt his fingers and she pulled his hair. "Some day the Smudgies will get you, and then I guess you will be glad to come back to live with me, and where it is clean and you will be glad to take a bath," his mother said. "Glad to take a bath," Frank laughed almost, he thought it was so funny. "I wish I never had to take a bath," he said, "I'm not afraid of the Smudgies; they, can't hurt me." "No, they can not hurt you" said his mother, "but I am sure they would make you very uncomfortable; think of being covered with smudgies; you would look like a spotted boy.". "I don't care. I hate to be clean, and I wish I never needed to take a bath or have my nails cleaned or my hair brushed. I should be happy if it wasn't for all this bathing." "I am sorry that my little boy would rather live with the smudgies than with;his mother," was the reply, as she kiesed him good-night. Frank felt very comfortable, now that he was bathed and in between the sheets,' but Just the same he thought about it and decided he did not want to take any more baths. "Here he is," he heard some one say, and suddenly Frank felt something splash on his face and then another sDlash. and then, on his hands. and then he felt himself being carried through the air, and before he could scream he wag in front of a queer looging, grimy looking house. When Frank looked again he saw that the house was covered with queer looking little creatures with tiny eyes and a tiny little tail. They seemed to be all body, and that was In the form of a splash of black just like a smudgie mark. Then Frank knew what had hap pened. The smudgies had taken him off to their house and he had his wish. He never would have to be bathed or his hair brushed or anything that was cleanly. Into this smudge house Frank was carried, and then he 6tood up on his feet and looked around. The room seemer to be filled with .flying smudgies, and when Frank looked at his hands they could hardly be seen for the black smudge on them. His clothes were covered, too, and when he 'at last spied a little mirror and rubbed away the smudge, so he could see, his face was no longer his face, but the face of a smudgie boy, almost black with black spots. "Why did you bring me here?" asked Frank, as the smudgies flew around him. J'So you could become a smudgie DIRE DISTRESS It Is Near at Hand to Hundreds of Richmond Readers. Don't neglect an aching back. Backfcxhe is often the kidneys' cry 'or help. 'lect hurrying to the kidneys' aid. Means that urinary troubles may follow. Or danger of worse kidney trouble. Here's Richmond testimony: Mrs. Mabel Manning, 1105 W. 5th St, Richmond, says; "I have used Doan's Kidney Pills off and on for about a year and nothing else has ever done me so much good. My back had given me a lot of trouble for a long time and the kidney secretions were irregular in passage. Doan's Kidney Pills have always given me relief. I gladly advise anyone to get a box at Quigley's drug store, when troubled in this way." Price 50c at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney reemdy get Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Mrs. Manning had. Foster-Milburn Co., Props., Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.

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like us," they all answered together. "I don't want to look like you," sad Frank; "you are not clean; you u.j all smudge." "We know that," they all answered, "but we are the smudgies, and this is our home; no one can be clean and live here "We heard you wishing you did not have to take a bath or do any of the things that a clean boy has to do, and we knew you would be happy here with us, so we brought you, and now you will become a smudgie like us." Frank looked about for a basin of water and a towel, but he was tnid they had no such things in smudgeland, or a brush and comb, either. Then he tried to rub off the smudge with his handkerchief, but that was soon black, and then as fast as he made a clean place on his hand a smudge would blight on it, and he was smudgie again. He looked for a chair to sit in, but everything wa3 so covered ' with the smudges he could not move without hitting one, and then he soon discovered that he was changing shape; his feet seemed to be dwindling into a tail, and his hands he did not see at all. ' Then he seemed to be floating about the room with the other smudgies and he knew he was no longer a nice, clean boy, but a black smudgie. Then he bumped against another CREAM FOR CATARRH OPENS UP NOSTRILS Tells How To Get Quick Relief from Head-Colds. It's Splendid! In one minute your cloewd nnfrU wm open, we air passages of your head ' . . . . - oci will ;lear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snuffling, blowing, headache, dryness. No struggling for breath at night; your cold or catarrh will be gone. Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, healing cream in your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothes the inflamed or swollen , mucous membrane and relief comes instantiy. It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh Relief GET G-E-T-S-I-T DON'T BE INSULTED BY IMITATIONS First-Class Druggists Recommend and Will Not Offer You a Substitute. It "G-E-T-S I-T" is the way the name of the world's greatest corn-cure is spelled. Don't take a chance with some preparation sailing under a name which resembles "GETS-IT." Get "GETS-IT" nothing else. If you don't you'll be deceived. "iVhee! I Don't Caret I Got Rid of My Coraa With 'Gets-It' !" Isn't it wonderful what a difference just a little "Gets-It" makes, on corns and calluses? It's always night somewhere in the world, with many folks humped up, with cork-screwed faces, gouging, picking, drilling out their corns, making packages of their toes with plasters, bandages, tape and contraptions, and the "holler" in their corns goes on forever! Don't you do it. Use "Gets-It," It's marvel ous, simple, never falls. Apply it in 2 seconds. Nothing to stick to the stocking, hurt or irritate the toe. Pain stops. Corn comes "clean off," quick. It's one of the gems of the world. Try it you'll kick from joy. For corns, calluses, warts, bunions. Be sure it's "Gets-It." You'll waste money and patience on substitutes. "Gets-It" Is sold everywhere, 25c a bottle, or sent direct by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago, 111. Sold in Richmond and recommended as the world's best corn remedy. A. G. Luken, Clem Thlstlethwaite. Adv.

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smudgie and something queer happened he found himself sitting up in his own bed. "Mother! mother!" he called. "What is it, dear?" answered his mother, coming into the room. "Are you sure my hands are clean and my face isn't all smudge?" he asked. "Why no, dear; you had a bath before you went to bed; don't you remember?" asked his mother. "I guess I dreamed about those smudgies, then, said Frank, "because a few minutes ago I was a smudgie, just as you said I would be. "Mother, I don't want to be a smudgie, and I will never fuss again about taking a bath or cry when you try to make me a clean boy." NOTICE OF COMMISSIONER'S SALE OF REAL ESTATE. Notice is hereby given, That the undersigned, appointed by the Wayne Circuit Court of Indiana, as Commissioner to make sale of the real estata hereinafter described in a certain j cause, entitled, Elijah G. King, et al, vs. Howard M. Thompson, et al, No. 17441, will offer for sale, at public auction, upon the premises on Friday March 31, 1916, at two o'clock p. m. the following described, real estate, situated in Wayne County, Indiana, towit: A part of lot eighteen (IS) in the Original Plat of the town of Fountain City, Indiana, described as follows, towit: Beginning at the southeast corner of lot number eighteen (IS); thence north one hundred and ten (110) feet and five inches; thence west eighty-two(82) feet and six (6) inches; thence south one hundred and ten (110) feet and five inches; thence east eighty-two (82) feet and six inches to the place of beginning, and being lot-number eighteen (18), except five (5) feet off of the entire north end of said lot; in the Original Plat of Newport (now Fountain City.) Said real estate consists of two ! dwelling houses located upon- said real estate in the town of Fountain City and said houses will be offered sepaj rately. 1 TERMS OF SALE: One-third cash in hand, one-third in nine months and I the remaining one-third in eighteen "'months from day of sale: purchaser to . secure the deferred payments by promissory notes in usual bankable form, with interest at the rate of six per cent, per annum, and attorneys fees, secured by first mortgage upon real estate sold, with fire insurance policies to the satisfaction of the undersigned Commissioner. Said real estate will be sold free from all liens and encumbrances, excepting taxes assessed for the year 1916, payable in the year 1917. RAY K. SHIVELEY, Commissioner. Shiveley & Shiveley, Attorneys. Dated March 9th, 1916. mchlO-17-24 PalladiMm Waet Ads Phone 2834 RATES Wanted, For Rent, For Sale, etc., lc per word for one insertion, or 7 insertions for the price of 5. Phone or bring your ad to this office before 10 o'clock a. m. in order that we may insert it in the evening issue. FOLLOW THE WANT J AD WAY If you are in business and do not already carry a little ad in the Palladium Phone 2834 and our ad man will call and give you rates for business advertising. WANTED WANTED Washings and ironings if preferred at 504 S. 12th st. 10-2t WANTED Boy as office boy and to work in mailing room an opportunity to learn the newspaper work. Call for circulation manager. 10-3t WANTED 100 girls under thirty for light assembly work, day and night. Good wages. Must have best of reference. Employment office. Recording & Computing Machines Co., Essex Ave., Dayton, Ohio. 10-3t WANTED Young persons who are willing to work and qualify for office positions to enter the Richmond Business College next Monday. New classes in both shorthand and stenotypy will begin then. 10-2t

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. WANTED WANTED Boy to work on dairy wagon. R. J. Haas, Abington pike. 10-2t WANTED A. laborer. Call at Disher Realty Co., 904 Main. 10-2t WamtedFore mam for local manufacturing plant; ONE EXPERIENCED IN STEEL AND IRON WORK PREFERRED. STATE EXPERIENCE AND SALARY EXPECTED IN FIRST LETTER. ADDRESS..MANUFACTURER, AX, CARE PALLADIUM. WANTED A small cheap horse, 50 Commons Road. 10-3t WANTED You to list your property with us for quick returns. A. C. Disher Realty Co., 904 Main street, Richmond, Ind. feblO-tf WANTED Men or women solicitors or lady to collect. Call at Boston Store. Standard Fashion Co., Mrs. Frabell. 10-lt WANTED Work on farm by experienced married man.. Address Cooper Cense, Campbellstown, O., R. 1. 10-4t WANTED To buy 50 old violins. J. M. Lacey, 7 S. 6th. 10-tf WANTED Married man for dairy work. Phone Boston 31. ' 10-2t WANTED All kinds of repair work. Wesley Erown & Son. Phone 3086. 26-tf WANTED Furniture. AVe will pay you cash for your second-hand furniture. Call us up. Phone 1469. 520 Main st. Brammer & Townsend. 9-7t WANTED fodo your spring paperhanging and painting. Satifaction guaranteed. Prices right. Al. Kennepohl, phone 4301. 6-7t WANTED Position as stenographer. I Business College graduate. Box 4, Hagerstown, Ind. 9-3t WANTED To buy barns and houses. Phone 1761. 19-tf WANTED To install a Williamson Favorite furnace i-. your house. Most economical and durable. Piler'm, 714 S. 9th. phono 1685. feb9-lmo WANTED To buy barns anci houses. Phone 1764. 21-tf WANTED A girl for housework, reference required. Phone 2360. ltf WANTEDTo make your spring hat3, by experienced trimmer. Prices reasonable. Work guaranteed. Phone 4736, 18 Richmond Ave. 9-2t EVERYTHING to repair that is broken; baby cabs, wringer rolls, sweepers, all kinds of grinding, pictures framed, new and old bicycles. We turn nothing away. Call for and delivered. Brown-Darnell Co.. 1020 Main st. WANTED Atkinson pays highest cash prices for second hand goods and sells at lowest prices. See him at once. 416 Main street. Phone 1945. Dec. 4-tf WANTED Experienced machine operators for Lathe, Grinders, J. & L. and B. & O. Screw Machines, P. & J. and Automatic Screw Machines, Tool Makers, Machine repair men, internal and external tool grinders. Warner Gear Co., Muncie, Indiana. 4-lmo WANTED To pack and crate your furniture. Call 1945. 4-7t WANTED At once first class machinists. Steady work, good wages. W. W. Wainwright & Sons. Connersville, Ind. 4-7t WANTED Young man wants to rent well-ventilated room (either furnished or unfurnished), with private family, or room with sleeping porch. Prompt pay, but rates must be reasonable. Write C-K-Y, care Palladium, giving full information. 7-tf WANTED To rent room; centrally located; either furnished or Unfurnished. Rates must be reasonable. Prompt pay. Address A Z, care Palladium. ' 7-tf FOR RENT FOR RENT The best furnished rooms in. the city, modern in every respect, 1 1 1 So. 11th st. 107t FOR RENT Nicely furnished modern room in private home. Central location. Phone 3475. 6-7t FOR RENT 2 room furnished flat, electric light and bath. S. 5th and A sts. See A. W. Gregg. Phone 1537. 29-tf FOR RENT 3 room upper flat, electric lights and gas and water. 513 N. D St., $7.00. Phone 1814. See Hhideler, 910 Main st. 19-tf FOR RENT Nicely furnished rooms. Call 37 N. 8th st. mchl-tf FOR RENT Three rooms to colored people. Phone 2256. - 2-tf FOR RENT Furnished N. 17th st. cottage, 103 2-tf

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E'OR RENT11th St. -Furnished rooms. 31 N. 8-2t FOR RENT Modern furnished front room. 303 N. 14th St. - 8-2t FOR RENT Modern flat, 115 So. 14th st. 9-7t FOR RENT Two furnished rooms. Modern house, 203 S. 11th st. 10-3t FOR RENT 6 room house with garden, 402 S. W. 3d. Phone 3652. Call 225 N. 11th st. . 10-7t FOR RENT 5 room house on Randolph street, electric lights, gas. Apply 417 Kinsey. Phone 3248. 10-3t FOR RENT 7 room house, modern, 212 W. Main. Phone 30S5. 10-2t FOR RENT Half of double house, 5 rooms, bath, hot water furnace and garage, 317 N. It6h. Phone 1700. 8-7t FOR SALE AUCTION Tomorrow, Saturday, March 11, 1916. Shafer's Restaurant, beginning promptly at one o'clock at 911 Main st. Will be sold in parcels, then added together and sold as a whole. Possession at once. Including fans, cash register, 30 ft. counter, large ice box, cost $135, cashier's desk and oak chair, cost $37, back bar $110, coffee urn cost $42.50, kitchen cabinet, gas range, large suction fan cost $58, kitchen table, 12 ft. long 3 ft. wide, butter, milk cooler, new, cost $10, kitchen utensils, silverware dishes good location and the above furnishings are almost new. Actual worth of fixtures and location $1,000. Sells at the high dollar. Reasons for selling, I am leaving the city and take this method of selling. Every one will have a chance, as we are satisfied it will be sold in parcels, but will give others the same privilege should they desire to continue in the business. LELAND SHAFER, Owner. A. O. Deering, Auctioneer. FOR SALE Perchons draft geldings and brood mares. O. E. Fulghum, Round Barn West. 3-7t FOR SALE 5 pasenger Westcott, condition perfect. Electric lights and starter. All new tires one extra. C. F. Scott, New Paris, Ohio. Phone 186Y. ' 7-7t FOR SALE Ford touring car, lot of extra.equipment, run less than ten thousand miles. Telephone 3643 for in formation. 7-5t FOR SALE Horses, Harness, Harness, all kinds vehicles, farm implements all kinds. 317 NORTH A. FOR SALE 5 Passenger Continental $120 5 Passenger E. M. F. "30" $3.50 5 Passenger E. M. F. "30" $300 5 Passenger Westcott $350 Ford roadster, truck body, fine shape, electric light, bargain. .$275 Rodefeld Mfg. Co. double chain drive, four gear truck, speedometer $175 7 Passenger Westcott, run 6,324 miles, extra tire $550 Dorris Roadster, speedster, good as new $350 Waverly Electric Coupe. $250 Office 25 S. 20th St. Richmond, Ind. J. Burton Wharton. Phone 3789. FOR SALE One 55 H. P. Racy Type roadster in A-l condition. Quaker City Garage. Phone 1625. 7-5t FOR SALE House furnishirgs cheap, 111 S. 16th st. feb 25-mch-3 FOR SALE Indian motorcycle and side car. Bargain for quick buyer. Call Phone 3789. 22-tf FOR SALE Dining Table, chairs, kitchen cabinet, oil cook stove, etc. 406 N. 22 St. 8-7t FOR SALE Thor motorcycle, 4 H. P. $45.00, 442 S. 11th. 8-3t FOR SALE One sensatlve drill pres3. One emery stand, ten ft. shafting, three drop hangers, portable forge, fonr wood pulleys. Steel anvil, $30 for quick sale. Phone 4177. - 9-3t FOR SALE 30 Gal. galvanized tank .with base and fittings, ready to attach. Never been. used. Cost $6.00. Phone 3423. 9-2t FOR SALEt New sewing machine with electric motor attached, all for $30. Lacey, 9 S. 7th. Phone 1756. 14frl-tf FOR SALE Fresh ground bones for chickens 2Vz cents a pound. Anton Stolle & Sons 17-eod-lm FOR SALE Household goods, upright piano. 715 S. J St. 10-2t F'OR SALE Eggs for hatching. Single comb Rhode Island Reds, Black Lanshan. 50c for 15. J. E. Elliott, National Road West. P. O, Box 106. 10-7t FOR SALE Roll top desk with chair. Call 206 S. 8th st. 10-7t FOR SALE 300 Phone 2365. Bu. Irish Potatoes. 10-tf

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Remnants at the Corner 1 0th Wanted tare of all kinds Office Formiitiuire C. Ramsey Atiictioini Co. 17 SoMth 7th St. FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Wisconsin Farm Lands Landology, a magazine giving the facts in regard to the land situation. Three months' trial subscription free. If for a home, or as an investment, you are thinking of buying good farm lands, simply write me a letter marking It personal and say "Mail me Landology," and all particulars free. Address Loyd M. Skinner, General Manager Skidmore Land Co., 105 Skidmore Bldg., Marinette, Wis. feb2-2mo FOR SALE 6 room bungalow, in West Richmond. Bargain for quick buyer with good cash payment. Call at 413 S. 12th St., noon or evening. 24-tf BARGAIN For Sale 6 room house and extra lot, $1200, on John St. Fairview; $300 down, balance like rent. Address X Y, care Palladium. 93t FOR SALE Business property centrally located. Now occupied and paying ten per cent on investment of $4,000. Will sell for $2,400 cash and balance, $1,600 by mortgage on property at six per cen . Address F. J., care Palladium. 2-tf FOR SALE OR TRADE 73 acres. good buildings, $70.00 per acre. Also other farms and city property. PORTERFIELD & DEBOY. A. M. ROBERTS, REAL ESTATE, CITY AND FARM PROPERTIES. LIBERTY AVE., R. NO. 1. PHONE 4171. OFFICE 18 S. 8TH. BARGAIN FOR SALE 6 room house and extra lot, $1,200, on John street, Fairview; $300 down, balance like rent. Address X Y, care Palladium. 9-3t Insurance, Loans, Real Estate, Rent Collections. O. B. Fulghum, over 710 Main St. Phone 2233. NoeTaxaWe Investmeet Preferred stock, accumulative dividends paid annually. A. C. Disher, Realty Co. Investments and Securities 904 1-2 Main St. FOR SALE 5 room house, small cash payment. Balance like rent. Call 327 S. 13th st. 6-7t FOR SALE OR TRADE HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. POSSESSION AT ONCE. 75 acre farm, 67 acres tillable, 8 acres in woods pasture, young orchard, 9 room frame house, bank barn, other out buildings, well and cistern, fence new. Terms $2,000 cash, balance good time. Will take in $1500 to $2000 city property. Farm priced at only $75 per acre. THOMAS & MILLER Palladium Bldg. Phone 2576. We have several small farms close to the city, suitable for truck and poultry farms. Will consider some trade on these. Some real bargains in large farms almost any kind of city property for cash or payments. Room 13 Kelly Bldg. Phone 2707. Bennett & Foreman.

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FINANCIAL PEOPLE BORROW FROM US BECAUSE We do as we agree We deal courteously. We maintain privacy. We give good . service at low rates. Loans on Household Goods, Pianos, Horses, Vehicles, Fixtures, etc. $35 Total Cost $4.80 (For three months.) Other amounts at proportionate legal rates, and for a longer time if desired. Raclhinnioinid Loam Co. Established' 1895. Room 8, Colonial Bldg. Phone 1545. LOANS On Furaiture Pianos, Teams, Etc, advanced quickly and PRIVATELY We are licensed and bonded. You are insured a square deal. Don't be afraid of getting turned down. Loans with other companies paid off and more money advanced. Call, write or phone The State Investment & Loan Co. Elevator to the Third Floor, 40 Colonial Bldg. Phone 2560. FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Six room house. $20 per month for 75 months. No tax. Interest. Insurance. Bargain. Palladium. 10-7t-eod BUSINESS CLASSIFIED MOVING & GENERAL TRANSFER TRUCK For moving furniture, household goods and pianos, in and out of city. Work guaranteed. J; A. BANFILL Phone 3145. 117S.W.5th "IT'S YOUR MOVE" And That's My. Business MOVING No distance too long or too short for my large covered truck; AVERY OXER Phone 1595. 134 S. 14th St. AUTOMOBILE and carriage painUng. 617 N. 12. 8-tf AUTOMOBILE Storage and repairing. Earl BuUer, 43 S. 5th St. 8-26t MOVING. TRUCK & TRANSFER LINE , FURNITURE Moved to and from tho city by large motor truck. Forrest Monger Transfer and Storage Co. Phone 2608. 11-tf LOST LOST Emerald Rosary beads in leather case. Phone 2938. 10-lt