Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 41, Number 93, 6 March 1916 — Page 4

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, MONDAY, MARCH 6, 1916.

THfc RICHMOND PALLADIUM

AND SUN -TELEGRAM

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Carmen Sylvas Wit. . It is doubtful if any queen was more beloved than Elizabeth of Roumania, whose death was chronicled last week. She wrote stories and poems that were popular everywhere. Possessed of a keen wit she wrote some bits of humor that have become classical. One of themxf ollows : Ten Commandments for the Housewife. FIRST Thou shalt not cause the first quarrel but if unavoidable, fight it through bravely. To be victor in the first domestic quarrel may have a tendency to elevate thee in thine husband's mind for all future. SECOND Thou shalt not forget that thou hast married a man, not a god. Therefore be not surprised by his frailties. THIRD Thou shalt not always talk money to thine husband. Rather try to get along on the allowance. FOURTH If thou considerest thine husband heartless, remember that, verily, he hath a stomach. By, persistently appealing to his stomach with well-cooked ? meals, thou mayest, ' after all, touch his heart. ! FIFTH Once" in a great while, but not too often, thou shalt let him have the last word. It tickleth him and wilt not do thee any harm. SIXTH Thou shalt , read the whole newspaper and magazine not merely the stories dealing with scandal and society. Thine husband will be pleasantly surprised to find, off and on,

that he can talk on general topics and even on politics with his wife. , SEVENTH Thou shalt not be rude even when quarreling with thy husband. Forget not that at one time 'in thy life thou didst consider him little short of a demigod. EIGHTH Thou shalt, from time to time, allow thine husband to know a little more than thyself, admitting that thou art not infallible all through. NINTH If "thine husband is a smart man, thou shalt be his friend: ' If he is not, thou shalt be both counsellor and friend to him. TENTH Thou shalt esteem thy husband's relatives, especially his mother. Remember that she loved hhn long before thou didst. New Market for Cotton Goods. There is a market for $14,000,000 worth of

cotton goods annually in the Straits Settlements and the United States has a smaller share of the trade than any other, competitor. For the last four years our sales in this quarter have amounted to only $22,000 annually. In a report entitled "Cotton Goods in the Straits Settlements," just issued by the Bureau of Foreign and Domestic Commerce, of the Department of Commerce, it is asserted that American manufacturers have either overlooked this market entirely or have failed to appreciate it because there has been available no first-hand information regarding it. "The chief obstacle to American trade in cotton goods," the report states, "and, as a matter of facC in all lines, is the lack of an American importing firm in the Straits Settlements. It would not be true, however, to say that the British importing houses, which handle nearly all the business, are adverse to purchasing American merchandise, because many of them are actually importing a considerable quantity of goods from the United States, and an American traveler who recently spent some time in Singapore, made a thorough canvass of the market and succeeded in getting some very substantial orders, asserts that when he could furnish the goods at competitive prices he could in most cases get the business."

BRAVE WOMAN DEFIES VILLA

EL PASO, Texas, March 6. A man from Chihuahua today told here how

a woman's bravery saved the life off

an Englishman who had incurred the anger of Pancho Villa. Villa went to the "school house of Benorlta Maria -Alvarez, in a mining settlement west of Chihuahua and cald: "I want you to send word to that Englishman that everything is safe out here, and that you want to see him." The Englishman had aided the teacher and paid the tuition of some of her pupils. She replied: ( "If you want to see him, send for h'im, but I will not lure him here." Villa, the story goes on, then threatened to hang her, had a rope placed about her neck and tortured her. "You may kill me, but I will not end for this innocent man. You can torture my body, but you cannot overcome my will," she declared. For two days Villa tried to make the woman do as he asked, and then he rode away. The teacher mounted a burro and rode to Chihuahau.

Tanner Daily Puzzles

BRITISH RED TAPE BOOSTS COST OF WAR

LONDON, March 6. Red tape has not by any means been eliminated from the new British armies, as this story told here today proves. An officer who wanted both bricks for some purpose or other, went out and purchased two pennyworth at a shop. He put the twopence on his expense bill and it was disallowed. The same thing happened a second time, and ho then inquired the reason. He was told that nothing must be bought which could be requisitioned. Wanting bricks a third time, he put in a regular army requsltion. After considerable delay they arrived with about two shillings (50 cents) to pay on the parcel.

HARRY MACY BOILS FIRST MAPLE SYRUP

ECONOMY. Ind., March 6. Harry Macy made twenty-five gallons maple molasses the first run. . ..Miss Edith Lamb worked In the telephone exchange Saturday. . . . Allison Swain, president of the Economy board of trade, and a noted spiritualist, was given a surprise Thursday night, it being his birthday anniversary. .John Bowman made a business trip to Richmond today.... W. L. Fennimore was at Huntsville Saturday. . . .Mr., and Mrs. R. Charles and daughter were at Muncie Saturday.. .. .George Ballinger has the contract for building a veranda for Thomas Cain.... Miss Blanch Fennimore attended the session of the farmers' institute at Huntsville Saturday .Mell Lundy has returned to his home at Williamsburg. .. .Mrs. Martha Bennett of Greensfork is staying with Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Pierce Victor Veal has moved from the F. Oler farm near Williamsburg, to the Strickler farm, north, of Hagerstown. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Underhill of Greensfork, Mr. and Mrs. Rufus Williams visited Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Hiatt

Friday Frank Gibson went to Indianapolis Friday to visit his brother. Mrs. Lulu Cain entertained Mrs. Anna Shiveley of Greensfork today.. . . .Will Wadman was called to Greensfork on account of the illness of his grandson, Paul Dines.

Said the Critic,-

"Give us TRACTION,

REGULAR ATTENDANT

MORRISTOWN, Ind., March 6. Although little more than a year old, Darrell Myer, son of Sylvester Myer, has been awarded a gold pin in recognition of the fact that he hasn't missed attendance at Sunday school for a year.

Girls! Women! Take Cascarets If Constipated They Liven Your Liver and Bowels and Clear Your Complexion. Don't Stay Headachy, Bilious With Breath Bad and Stomach Sour.

THE SPRING POET. Poor rhymer! Why worry and strive? We fear that your poem won't thrive. For beside you we trace a fierce editor's face Who looks like he "eats 'em alive!" Find an editor. ANSWER TO SATURDAY'S PUZZLE. Right side down in dress.

MAKES HASTE SLOWLY

LAFAYETTE, Ind., March 6. In a moment of rash haste Joe Jessup, 56, rushed into the county clek's office and bought a marriage licence to wed Miss Johanna Vollmer, 58. That was November 5, 1914. Then he decided he had better pause and think the matter over. He laid the license away and thought it over for a year and

three months, been married.

The couple has just

FIRE DETAINS BROTHER

GREENFIELD, Ind., March 6. Summoned by telegraph to attend the funeral of his sister, Mrs. James N. Goble, here, Samuel R. Stokes wired back that his home in Norman, Okla., had just burned and that he couldn't get away.

JOSEPH Bo PELTZ ' IFop IRecoirdleip

NO. 43 ON REPUBLICAN BALLOT

To My Friends: The time is growing very short before the day the voaters of our county will be asked to make a choice for Recorder from the largest field of candidates ever offered by the Republican party. I am taking this final means to ask my closer friends for special consideration in my behalf at this very important period of the campaign, inasmuch as I feel confident, at this time, the results of my vigorous canvass will not be disappointing. v The encouragement I have received throughout the county from dependable citizens has been indeed gratifying to me and I feel sure, if I can now enlist the active, courageous, vigorous support, during these few final days, from my closer dependents the victory is , ours. Your earnest assistance your active assistance is cordially solicited and I return you my thanks for the kindness that you have done me in the past. With all. good wishes, I am, Yours sincerely, JOSEPH B. PELTZ

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Get a 10-cent box now. Tonight 6ure! Take Czccarets r.nd enjoy the nicest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced. Cascarets will liven your liver and clean your thirty, feet of bowels without griping. You will wake up feeling grand. Your hea- will be clear, broath rigl: tongue clean, stomach sweet, eyes fcricht, step elastic and complexion rosy-they're wonderful. Get a 10-cent box now at any drug store. Mothers can safely give a whole Cascaret to children any time when cross, feverish, bilious, tongue coated or constipated iliey are harmless. Adv.

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without FACTION!"

MAKING the "Silvertown" Cord Tire, taught us a few lessons in the manufacture of lighter, cooler, more flexible and enduring' FABRIC Tires. . The "Silvertown" Tire, you know, gains its marvellous Speed (and the Coasting qualities that demonstrate its Speed) primarily through having only TWQ layers of Cords, laid transversely. . v ' Of course, these TWO layers bend more readily than Five, Six, or Seven Layers of Fabric do (or of Cord would). But, we found it necessary, in order to conserve that flexibility (in the Two-cord construction), to put a Rubber Tread over it which was equally flexible, equally strong, and elastic enough to act as a sort of spring between the Earth and the Tire-casing, when Brakes were thrown on at stopping, or clutch thrown in at starting. So, we had to devise practically a new kind of Rubber, for thi3 purpose, TWO YEARS AGO. And this new kind of Rubber Compound now does for GOODRICH Tires a work paralleling that done by the wonderful Alleys of Steel and Bronze in modern Motor Car construction. It multiplies Rubber Efficiency', for Tire purposes,' while decreasing its Weight, and without increasing it3

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30x3 1 . . f $10.40 30z3Vzi Ford S,e I $13.40 32x3!4 $15.43 33x4 Safety Tread $22.00 34 x 4 "Fair-LUt" $22.40 36 x 4vfe $31-60 37 x 5 $37.35 38x5)4 $50.60

GOODRICH

AS we cannot yet supply half the demand for l "Silvertown Cord Tires" (until enough manuJL JL facturing equipment can be constructed) we compromise with the Public by giving them, without additional charge, the highly efficient black Silvertown Rubber in all Goodrich FABRIC Tires for 1916. This makes GOODRICH Fabric Tires the most Resilient and Responsive-to-Power, the most Long-lived and Lively, of all FABRIC Tires, at ANY price, without increasing their relative price to you. We call this new Silvertown Tread Compound by the name and brand of "Barefoot Rubber." Because, it CLINGS to the pavement for the same sort of reason that your bare foot clings to a slippery floor, while being flexible, stretchy, springy, and light. TENACIOUS, resilient, enduring, this "Barefoot Rubber" you today get in all black-tread Goodrich Fabric Tires, Goodrich Motor-Cycle Tires, Goodrich Truck Tires, Goodrich Bicycle Tires, Goodrich Rubber Boots, Overshoes, Soles and Heels, and in none but GOODRICH products. Test out a pair of these moderately priced black-tread FABRIC Tires and see what results from the mixing of BRAINS with Rubber. THE B. F. GOODRICH CO.

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Subject to Primary March 7, 1916.

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bias the highest commendation and praise from the many people who have had transactions with and know of his fair and impartial dealings with them, and also by the several banks who have known of his promptness in meeting his obligations and his high commercial rating. Next Tuesday you can have the opportunity to vote for Mr. Hall and make sure of electing a man who understands how to meet and please the people and hold their confidence in the transaction of public affairs.

MEPIUMICAM BALLOT NO.