Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 40, Number 291, 18 November 1915 — Page 9

rd rather be a ipbster than, a wise . guy;-- ' - - I'd rather 'be a good thing than a sport. Tho the lob may be a Joke, Yet the lob 1 never broke, While the wise coy always Is a trine short. Don't worry 'bout the chap that gets the lemonHe's sure I to get the peaches' -when they fall. And the more of life I see. It certainly sems.to me. . That the lobsters is wise guy after all. 8TARR FIRM, NOTICE A Logansport butcher has a card in his window reading, "We use everything in the hog but the squeal." Without a doubt. - They sell the squeal to phonograph people. - - NOT GARDEN OF EDEN Here's on from the Kokomo Kid that we reprint, because it is the only readable message be has let go of in weeks. This comes from Naked Lake, Mich., and read: "Boys not permitted to swim while ladies are around without their bathing suits." Well; we should hope not! BAN ON NEIGHBORS . There is a farmer 'east of town who has two fences around his farm, and what puzzles Us' fs " whether tie 'has them up to' keep his stock in or his neighbor's out.' To 'the 'best "of 'our knowledge he never has stolen any horses.

RECALL HISSING SCENE Now the ladies are getting together and forming parties to attend the boxing matches, and at least a dozen threaten to be at the next fight. Now listen, girls; I'm your friend, and want you to have a good time. Keep away, for with you there the sport will be spoiled. Some of the roughnecks won't have the nerve to yell, "Kill him," "Hit him in the slats," "Keep the blood comin' ,Vid," and other charming epithets that make the sport popular. Ob. yes, we forgot: they also yell, "Kill the referee." We have a lot of good friends in town. WE'RE SORRY HE DIDN'T After reading the few foregoing paragraphs you realize that our husky friend has not knocked our block off, and It is evident that he has given up the Idea. We reckon that the bluff we put up about not being frightened i scared him off. But, on the level, we 'had Plnkerton and Burns detectives on our track and were seriously considering hiring Philo Oubb. NO RACE SUICIDE? The game wardens want to know what a man does with twenty-six rabbits that he bigs' lira day. They ayRichmond hunters must have large families-Still ;

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We. have . not seen.' any .loose, ones laying around our desk, and we claim relationship although distant with many hunters. The boys are evidently putting the game in cold storage. .... HURRY UP, BOY. Our telephone number is 1121, and if we can't get away, we are always willing to spend a dime on a messenger boy.OTHER "STEWS" ALSO . And a lot of the gang are or Is married and their wives are all good cooks and willing to turn out a rabbit stew at any time, .

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CHAPTER LIV. '' -''You knoW better, do you Erdsley looked angrily and suspiciously at the baronet and reached . fop the : box of cigars which lay open on the table. Sir Ralph nodded, leaned back, and crossed his legs with a nonchalant air. "I've ust seen Steele. In fact, it's a wonder you didn't meet on the stairs. Lucky thing for you you didn't! Ha! ha. He would have shaken-you as a terrier would a rat!" Erdsley banged his fist on the table.

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sort, Gaveston," he shouted. "Do you hear? I shouldn't wonder if that big brute had not been threatening you. He is telling you lies. He never married that woman she has told me so herself." Sir Ralph looked across at him from between half-closed lids. "She told you bo herself?" he repeated. "Who did?" "Mrs. Melas, as she calls herself. I've seen her. I had made practically sure of it in Egypt, but I thought it would facilitate matters to have it from her own Hps. I reminded her that if she had been married to Steele she would certainly lose her Egyptian property. That brought her round all right. I threatened to write to her late husband's relatives." He chuckled. "As a matter of fact, I've done so already. She will get a letter, by next mail which will extract a flat denial of any previous .marrfc.sc from her pretty quick, if I'm not mistaken." Sir Ralph stroked his chin. "You seem to be very zealous in this business, my friend," he observed. "Very zealous." ... "Yes and you don't seem to to be," returned the company promoter resting his arms on the table and looking keenly i.t his confederate. "That's what I can't make out. What game are you playing now, Gaveston? Remember, I know enough to land you in jail for the rest, of your, life, so don't try your monkey' tricks on me. ' What's your gamfe.'I .say'' vi--.'.-'2" :n' - "My dear boy," replied the older man

with a sneer, Jyour Interest; hi tny welfare Is. positively affecting- Any one might suppose that I h4 promised to share the estates, if I get them with you which I assure you would be very far from my intention. It seems to me I might more reasonably ask whafyonr game la. .Leslie Varney Is not a liar." There was a stern note in his voice. "I believe her wben she says that you demanded a bribe for your silence. - "As for excusing yourself on the plea that you were playing a double game, that won't hold water. She aaya that you asked for an annuity, which proves at once that you were prepared to keep me out of the property Indefinitely. No, dear boy. between , the proverbial stools you have come to the ground.

You have overreached yourself, as many a clever man has done." Erdsley shifted his position and as-: sumed a bored expression, :-s if the ' baronet were merely wasting words. "I went in this bus'ness," he said, "to make what I could out of it .You did not suppose I was doing it for your fine eyes, did you! I thought I could drive a better bargain wit', that little

wretch" Sir Ralph started angrily. "I'll trouble you not to refer to Mrs. Varney in that wry" he objected flarcely. Erdsley sprang to his feet and. shouted in amazed astonishment: "What'B the matter with you, Gaveston? Are you going to turn over a new leaf? Rehearsing the part of the good old country squire, I suppose. I shall refer to that little cat as I jolly please""You won't" said the other man grimly. "Erdsley sprang to his feet and, placing both hands on the table stared beneath his knitted br s into his old accomplice's face. "What the duce does all this mean?" he demnaded. "Your sudder fondness for the woman yau are trying to swindle out of her property your interview with Steele? Great Scott" he cried, as a light of comprehension came Into hi- eyes "Have they squared you to keep quiet? You haven't been such a fool as to sacrifice your claim to the whole estate for an allowance, have you? I've known you to be a fool, but you can't be such a fool as that!" "What the dickens h s it got to do with you ? hissed the exasperated baronet, thrusting his face almost into the other man's. "I paid you the other fifty quid I promised you. You tried to sell me. If I choose to drop this business, what have you to say!" "This," and their faces almost touch

ed."" "To begin with, that you would be the moat blithering fool tn Europe. I tell you the woman Mrs. Mela is ready' to sweer she never married him. Do yon bear that, Gaveston? So that there's the whole estate ready to drop Into your mouth. "To think that such luck should come to an old fool like you! And secondly" the man thumped the table with his fists "whether you have been squared or not, I'm going to expose that girl, Leslie Steele, all over Knay land. 1H placard the walls wit- her first marriage certificate. I'll send copies of it to every one of her grand acquaintances. Ill make them- publish the whole story In the Keyhole! ' To Be Continued.

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