Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 40, Number 289, 16 November 1915 — Page 3

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, TUESDAY, NOV. 16, 1915

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A a football center Richmond prom-

Isea to be wlpefl oft tne map. we have no real team In tbia vicinity de; spite the fact that a lot of fellows think they know a lot about the game. What's the use of kidding yourself, for it Is - cinch that nobody else is

fooled. Not only, that, but hospital bills are expensive, , i BOTH OF 'EM DID IT , Did it make you dizzy deacon when you drank that hard cider, or was it only the idea that-you had that got on your nervevs.

. while we hate to mention the subject.

we will tell somebody their real name unless we find some soon. Of course, Joe, we don't mean you, but then you know us. Naturally we wouldn't take it as a gift, but findings keepings. WE PAWNED OUR PANAMA Most of the trees have leaved (not left) and the absence of ice cards in windows is a reminder that the bleak and dreary-winter months are upon us. Got your overcoat out, of hock yet? -; ; i

RESPECTING THE 8ABBATH We had fully anticipated receiving an effusion from our high school poetess today, but you know Sunday is a

hard day on the girls, and she may come through tomorrow. Cheer up,' readers, both of you, for, If she don't

send in some poetry, well write another effusion ourselves. ' More misery. May be one of you1 will tr it yourself. . , , , IT ' WENT STAU.E "Cut-Rate Tiger Raided by Cops Who Find Beer," reads a headline. Well, come through. What became of the beer? ' i. . SAFETY FIRST, OF COUSSE Alfred C. Underbill carries two licenses on his automobile, and so far as we can find ' out, he is the only man who does. We know what one Is for, but why the other one Alfred?

SOME GEESE, TOO Turkeys are scarce this year, and of course - most people don't care for them. Why should they when there are so many chickens in town?

ECONOMY,

There was a corn shredding party at Thomas Cain's Saturday. Mrs. Lulu Cain, assisted by Mrs. Zella Davlnson and Miss Grace Garrison, domestic science cooks, served the big chicken dinner to the hord of hungry men.. . . . Frank Fielder,. ex-county recorder of Randolph county, was the Friday night and - Saturday visitor of . Edwards brothers-V ... Olle "Weyl was at Richmond Saturday.... Mrs. Tillie Clark and 3C1es Belle Conley were shopping In Richmond today Miss Gusta Scott entertained sereval Modoc

The Joy of 'Motherhood. There need be no apprehension oi distress to mar the complete joy of expectation, for many - women who know, advise - the use of - Mother's Friend, an external remedy of particular value designed - to sooth the muscles and relieve the pressure reacting on many . nerves so that the strain upon the cords, tendons and ligaments is not accompanied by severe pains that sometimes cause nausea, morning sickness and other local distresses. Mother's Friend has been used successfully for two generations and car be had of anr druggist.

people 7 at dinner . recently.. . . .Tot Cranor was at Richmond Saturday.. . .

Mr. and Mrs. Ora Johnson and daughter Alice, of Hagerstown.' were visit

ors, of Mr. and Mrs. Ora. Edward Saturday night..... William Lamb la still

very akk with no preclptable changi either way. , . : 1 - - .

THE CANNY. SCOTCH ' The Rochester Herald loosens up on the following, which, to say the least, would be amazing: "It. is reported that Harry Lauder is going to sing to the soldiers for nothing." Impossible. They tell' a story about Harry riding on a train when a stranger asked him for a match, and then remarked that he did not think he would smoke until he got home. - "Then you have no use for the match, noo," said Harry, holding out his hand for its return. 1

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THE GENTLE HINT iWe haven't noticed any loose game laying around our desk recently, and

Hard Workers are Sound Sleepers

GET RID OF HUMORS AND AVOID SICKNESS Humors In the blood cause Internal derangements that affect the whole system, as well as pimples, boils and other eruptions, and are responsible for the readiness with which many people contract disear-. v. tV For forty years Hood's 'Sarsaparllla has been more successful than, any other 'medicine in expelling tumors and; removing -their Inward and 'outward effects. Get - Hood's. No other medicine acts like it. Adv.:

AN early start gets the jump on a ..hard day'swork. Make the hour as early asyou like, Sleep-Meter will ring you up. Two o'clock or five o'clock, dark as a pocket or sun up, it's all the same to Sleep-Meter. Just set the indica

tor and think no more about getting up time. Sleep-Meter ticks off the seconds till that hour arrives, then wakes you with its cheerful gong. You can bank on Sleep-Meter.

It's a mighty good clock for the money. Ask your dealer.

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