Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 40, Number 146, 1 May 1915 — Page 11

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Bits of Byplay A Picture Story With But a Single Word By Tad By Lnke-McLuke Copyrtiktl018;th Cinalnaiti .Enquirer

Literary Lunkhead. ' He la a dub. 1 hop ha chekea. Hla field has a wlda range. Thla lad who cops out my beat Jokes And signs himself "Exchange." Ctnolnnatl Enquirer. I love to write tht loyoua wheeze Which In my brain ha riaen. But gridirons hot await the geeze Who paluia it off aa hla'n. Russell County IKy.) Advocate.

Our Daily Special. Too Ar Not aa Important aa Ton rhlak You Are.

Things to Worry About. Tbere aro 20,000 different kinds Hutterflles.

Tough. Man war.u but littlo hero below. And it gets him real aore Whan hair restorer sets his dough And it does not restore.

Paw Knows Everything. WllllePaw, what la too ago of discretion? Paw There Isn't any. my sou. Maw What do you mean by telling the child there Isn't any ago of discretion? Paw I mean just what I said. Why, every now and then some man oyer ieventy goes and gets married. Maw Willie, you go and take a walk.

8urs! We like to pose, you'll And It's true. And with real sober faces Tell other people what we'd do It we were in their placea.

Did You Ever Try to Milk a MuleT Horses and mules raised In Ottawa county for dairy and beef purposes. Kansas State Agricultural Report

Too Roatistlo. An old man who sang but one hymn Would sing It with vigor and vytnn. The chorus he'd roar Was, "Pull For the Shore!" And a lady screamed: "Help! I can't swyoanl"

Some Compliment. "Old Bucks paid me a very high compliment the other day," said the newspaper man. "What was It?" asked the rounder. "He asked me If 1 could lend him 1500," replied the newspaper man.

You Have Seen Him. It's fun to see old Codger go And try to brush his hair. He acta as though be didn't know There Isn't any there.

la That 8o! Things are not always what they seem. Many a complexion that looks like peaches and cream tastes like kalsomine," says tbe Cincinnati Enquirer. That Is what you get for biting a girl Instead of being satisfied to kiss her. Memphis Commercial Appeal.

Names Is Names. M. T. Street lives at Parkersburg. W. Va.

Luke McLuke Sayst The fourth baby may hare to wear a lot of secondhand stuff, but It gets some sleep.. It isn't awakened every fifteen minutes by the proud mother so she can exhibit it to callers. Some men retire to caves and become hermits so they will be obscure. And others marry suffragettes. Before marriage he would lay down bis life for a word from ber. After marriage he won't even lay down bis newspaper to talk to her. Judging from the "way they get along tome couples seem to have married for the sole reason that the man wanted an excuse for not going to war In case bis country needed him. It is only a short step from virtue to vice. But it is a million miles from vice to virtue. Cheer up! Even if you do have a hard time raising the rent money every month you can sleep soundly at night knowing that when you die a bunch of high priced lawyers will not discover that you were insane when you ruade four will. Women are smarter than men In Rome ways. But you can't teach ber not to put her car fare In her mouth r to get off a street car the right way. Why do they call them grass widows? None of them Is green, and few of lb cm nr fri"" ,

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