Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 39, Number 149, 4 May 1914 — Page 8

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. "MONDAY, MAY 4, 1914 Married Life the Fourth Year The Audience Was Thrilled By Nell Brinkley

By MABEL HERBERT URNER. "That must be the landing down there! I can't see that sign, but I'm sure that's where you get the St. Cloud boats." "Hadn't you better ask some one," ventured Helen. "It's so far to go way down there and find it isn't the place." "I tell you it IS the place,' scowled Warren, who always hated to ask ills way, and often wore Helen out trying 10 und a place without guidance. Already they had walked across the Alexandre Bridge, and Hlen was tired and hot. Her feet ached, too, fcr she had foolishly started out in a pair of white canvass pumps which siie had bought the day before. A gravel path and stone steps led down to what Warren thought was the boat landing. But evidently it was cot in use this season, for the place was deserted except" for a man who was shearing a dog in an empty shed. He was sitting on the ground holding on his knees a King Charles spaniel, whose sleek body he was clipping close, leaving only" the lionlike ruff of neck and tail. ' The dog, grateful to be rid of his heavy coat this hot day, lay patiently on his back. "I'll be darned!" muttered Warren, looking around the deserted landing.

"I know those boats used to start

from here." "But it's been seven years since you were in Paris," protested Helen.

"You can't expect to find everything

just the same! Do ask that man where the right landing is I CAN'T walk much farther!" "Well, if it's along here we'll find

it," obstinately ignoring her suggestion. "There, I see it now! Isn't that

a boat just pulling in? HELEN INQUIRES. Helen's heart sank, for the landing Warren pointed to was back beyond the bridge. And it might not be the

right one! Determinedly she apuroached the man with the dog. If

Worren would not ask, she would. Not knowing the French for "boat landing," she repeated "St. Cloud, St. Cloud?" and pointed to the landing beyond. "Oui, oui, madame," nodded the man, understandingly, while the dog, in siute of his inverted position wagges a friendly tail. Warren was already striding back up the stone steps. "Hope you're satisfied," he grumbled, as Helen breathlessly caught up with him. "That's the St. Cloud boat there now. If you hurry we'll get it." Helen, her shoes hurting her at every step, kept up with Warren's long strides as best she could. As they drew near they could see "St. Cloud" fluttering on a red flag over the boat. "May have to wait another hour if we don't catch this!" called back Warren, running ahead to get the tickets. the boat gave a warning whistle. A man was loosening the chain. Were they going to miss it after all? Warren had the tickets, now and was waving them at her! Helen, flushed and breathless, reached the boat only a second before it moved off. "Whee! That was close," and Warren wiped the inside of his hat with his handkerchief. Pretty good sprint for a hot day." "Oh, can't you find me a place to sit down?" panted Helen. "My feet hurt so!" Don't see any place, do you?" looking axound the crowded boat, on which every seat was taken. "What's the matter with your feet, anyway? You've been hobbling ever since we started." "It's these shoes 1 bought yesterday. They're plenty big," defiantly, "but they're too stiff. They hurt in the back at the heel." "Hump, you ought to know you couldn't get a decent shoe in this country. Why on earth didn't you bring enough' with you?" "I did, dear, all except white ones.' "Well, serves you right. They ought to hurt you, if you haven't more sense than to start out on a trip like this with a new pair of shoes." Paris had been hout, but the Seine was hotter. The sun glittered on the water that was not even rippled by a breath of air. The iron rail, against Miich Helen was leaning, almost burnt through her gloves. Would she httve to stand on her aching feet in tlrs blazing sun all the way to St. Cloud? WARREN COMPARES. 'They talk so blamed much about the beauty of the Seine well I don't see it! Can't hold a candle to our Palisades along the Hudson." But Helen was much too uncomfortable to note the scenery. "None too clean either," went on Warren. "Hope they don't drink this water. But that's so Frenchmen don't drink any water. There's a scat, if you want one," as a man rose to get out ;t the next landing. Helen sank into the seat, and with a sigh of relief drew off her slipper under her dress. Warren did not trouble to come and stand by her, but stood where he was, leaning on his cane bv the railing As they left the outskirts of Paris, the river grew cleaner and the seen-

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Clipping from a criticism "The stage box was occupied by the elite of the toWn. The play itself was a de

cided succes. It held the audience spellbound from start to finish." The elite is there a'right and the ingredients of the elite are one ragged blue pup with a continual smile and a great

affection for everybody in his family a lanky small chap with his hair upended, his shoes scuffed, a peeled nose and one talent (and that is delivering "Horatious at the Bridge" on the last day of school with an unbelievable ferocity), chapped little fists, and a vast appreciation of the play one atom of

a kid who squats on his heels with his plump fists clutched around his tummy, who has to be dug and nudged and gritted at because his deeply smiling face and scrutched shoulders show an alarming likelihood of a terrible giggle rist bustin' out one delightful small girl who has just read "The Crushed

Lily" behind her geography, who tosses her taffy curls back over her shoulders and switches her skirts when she passes the "new Boy," whose small heart dimly understands some minutes and scoffs at others one other bit-laddie with eyes like his

i big sister, one first tooth gone (and

he can whistle through it 'til it tears the skay apart and his sister demands his life-blood), and his eyes are very wide with wonder at the ways of grown-up maids and men, and he's forgotten to even whisper a whistle through the treasurer place of his van

ished tooth. This is the audience thrilled and appreciative! And the players the twin bright stars are a big sister and her very best beau, who just words a baiting, breathles, ardent. "I Hove vou do YOU love me?" NELL. BRINKLEY.

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ery more attractive. But Helen was too hot and much too uncomfortable to enjoy or appreciate the sail. At last they reached St. Cloud. On the hillside above was a big white hotel, with fluttering flags and whiteclothed tables on the green hedged veranda and terrace. "Well, what do you want to do? Walk around and take a look at the village or get a cab here and drive through the park first?" Helen, whose feet still hurt her, suggested the drive. Several cabmen, spotting the Americans, were already urging them to their vehicles. Warren put Helen into one of the cabs and told the driver to take them through the park. "What's that?" as the man began to chatter excitedly. "What in the devil's he trying to say?" For Warren's restaurant French was not equal to this conversation. PAY IN ADVANCE. The driver finally made them understand they were to pay in advance two france, for which he presented them with a ticket, which Helen thought was a sort of receipt. "Why, dead, that's awfully cheap," as they drove off. "Oh, all abs are much cheaper over here," explained Warren easily. They entered the park by a massive gateway, sentinelled by a uniformed soldier. Helen had read in her Baedeker of the beauty of the park at St. Cloud, but the terraced groves, the statuary, the fountains, the vistas through arched trees, the cascades and grottoes surpassed any guide book description. "I say, this is great!" approved Warren. "Look through there! The fellow who laid out these grounds knew his job." The driver now slowed up, to give them a better view of a magnificent fountain at the top of a terraced mound. "Dear, that must be the fountain which plays ever other Sunday. Why didn't I bring the Baedeker?" "Oh, forget your blamed old guidebook and enjoy what you see. By Jove, just look up there!" In the distance was another fountain center wit hmarble nymphs and flaming flower beds. Helen, with her slipper off, now leaned back and gave herself up to silent enjoyment of it all the cool shaded groves, the smell of the woods, and the wonderful vistas through the trees. The whole park was a triumph of landscape art. Every now and then they passed a festive picnic party with lunch spread in some secluded grove. And there were many courts of lawn-tennis and other field games, the white outing costumes of the players gleaming conspicuously against the green background. "Well, we're getting our two francs' worth in this drive, all right. This man's got a pretty big tip coming to him." When they had driven entirely around the great park, they again drew up before the impressive iron gate, which the soldier swung open. "We don't want to go back to the station yet. Let's get out here and go up to the hotel and have a drink. How about having dinner there?" and Warren motioned to the driver to let them out. "Eh? what's that? Now what's he after?" as the driver stared at his tip, climbed down from his seat, and excitedly pointed to a taximeter in front, which they had not seen before. "Well, what in thunder did we pay that two francs for?" demanded Warren, glancing at the taximeter which registered over seven francs. "If you think you've got a sucker here, you're wrong. Yo made us pay in advance, and that's all you'll get." Here the soldier at the gate, overhearing the dispute, came out and explained to Warren, in halting English, that the two francs was the admission charged by the park, and that the taximeter charge was for the drive. EXPLANATIONS. H01l. It that's the day of it, ail

right," as Warren paid the seven francs, fifty. "But why in the devil didn't he say so?" "Why, that's exorbitant," protested Helen indignantly, as they started up the hill to the hotel. ' That makes the drive almost ten francs." "If that's their regular rate that's all right. All I want to know is that I'm not being held up. Now what? Want to go to the hotel for dinner now? Or take a walk around the village first?" "I'm afraid I can't walk very far," faltered Helen. "By George, you've a fine traveler, you are," in a tone of disgust. "Not much pleasure going anywhere with you. You're either too tired, or too hot, or your feet hurt or some blamed thing's the matter. Come on then, we'll have dinner. Think you can sit up and take nourishment?"

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raise the standard of morality, but regardless of individual limitations or possible failure, the student of affairs must see in the present recognition of women a saner, safer basis of moral and intellectual advancement of the

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ONLY 121 SCHOOL CHILDREN SHOWN

DRAG LONG ROAD. ST. PAUL. One hundred men will devote May 22 to road work on the Yellowstone track between here and the park. Every foot of the road will be dragged.

Protestants of the United States gave $16,398,000 to foreign missions in 1913.

MILTON, Ind., May 4 The following is the report of the school enumeration in Milton corporation taken by James Baker: Males 56, females 58, colored 2. Total 121. A gain of 9. There are 20 soldiers. In the county the enumeration was taken by Albert Newman. First district, males 20, females 18; 2nd district, 22 males, 5 females; 3rd district. 63 males. 56 females; 4th district, 24 males, 19 females; 5th district, 14 males, 19 females; 6th district, 39 males, 28 females. Total 182 males, 145 females.

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Thursday, May 7 42d ANNUAL TOUR OP THE BEST OF ALL

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