Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 39, Number 95, 2 March 1914 — Page 8

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, MONDAY, MARCH 2, 1914 His Majesty By Nell Brinkley Married Life the Third Year German Alliance Explains Attitude on Local Option

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"Here to the right m hv tle recumbeni figures of the Earl of Shrewsbury, and his lady. Tow will notice they carved In wood and overlaid with metal. The feet rest on the lion, symbol of power." And the verger in his long black robe moved to the next tomb, -while the little group of tourists with their baedekers and note books followed eagerly. "We have here one of the most interesting monuments In the Abbey the Duchess of Gloucester. Her husband was smothered at Calais by order of Richard II. The canopy, as well as the figure, you will observe, are of brass. W now approach the tomb of Henry VII." "He was a cold-blooded old eus," whispered Warren. "Oh hush-sh-, dear," pleaded Helen, who was in constant terror of Warren's irreverent comments. "They will hear you". "Then why did you want to tag along with this bunch?" I'd rather walk through and see things for myself than to be mouthed at by that old boy." "Why I thostght he could tell us so many interesting things. Listen!,, "This small sarcophagus is in memory of the young Duke or York and hiB brother, murdered in the tower by their uncle, Richard III." "Nice family feeling they had in those days. But what does he think he's got here a class in English history? Come, let's break away from this and see things for ourselves." "Oh, no, dear, wait just a little longer," urged Helen, who was devouring every word. EDWARD'S TOMB.

"Now we have come to the tomb of Edward I. As you see it is simply a slab of wod without an effigy. The body was recently found in a remark ably good preservation, with a crown of gilded tin on the head and 6ceptre in hand." Warren nugged Helen with a whispered "do they dig 'em up ever now and then to see how they are keep ing?" "If you will kindly 6tep this way. you will now observe before you the shrine of Edward the Confessor." After briefly calling their attention to despoiled splendor of this tomb and the crumbling iron-bound coffin witn in, the verger led the way to the next chapel. But Helen lingered to gaze a mom ent longer at this ancient sepulchre standing in the gloomiest and most impressive part of the Abbey. In the dim light which struggled through the high stained glass windows Bhe could hardly trace the figures on the stone arches. The old latin inscrip tions were nearly obliterated. All about lay the moldering stone effigies of knights and warriors some in their full suits of armer with their hands piously folded, others kneeling in the supplication or prayer. Helen longed to stay and dream In this atmosphere of the past.but Warern was beckoning her. In the adjoining chapel the verger -was standing before a large canopied tomb. " This recumbent figure is Thomas Cecil, the Earl of Exeter. The lady who lies beside blm on his right ts his wife. The space on left was In tended for his second wife, but that lady declined to accept the inferior of honor." "Spunky old girl," was Warren's comment. "How dreadful?" whispered Helen "Imagine any man wanting two wives carved on his tombstone." "Well, they were'nt overburdened with delicacy in those days." "Now ladies and gentlemen. the verger turned and addressed them, "we have finished with the Royal chapels, noting the tombs of the moat interest. Those who wish to linger here may do so." "Are you expected to tip this old ska re?" asked Warren. "Oh, of course not! Why he must be a sort of curate look at his robe He'd be insulted at a tip!" "Don't know about that. Have'nt found anybody over here yet that you couldn't tip." NOT UNWILLING. Then to Helen's amazement as the group pased out several coins were slipped into the verger's hands, and he received them most graciously. "Didn't seem exactly insulted, did he?" chuckled Warren as he drew out a shilling. "Do let's stay here a little longer," begged Helen. I'd love to go back again through HenryXII.s chapel." "No you don't! I've had enough dead kings for one day. If you've got to see the poet's corner, all right. But that's all I'll stand for." .They made their way back to the south transept, then through to the Poet's corner. "Oh, do you know what I want to sef first?,, asked Helen eagerly. "That monument of Gay's. You've heard that mocking couplet about "Life's a jest, I've forgotten how it goes but it is very irreligious. I've SICK, SOUR STOMACH, INDIGESTION OR GAS "Pape's Diapepsin" Makes Upset Stomachs Fee! Fine in Five Minutes. Wonder what upset your stomach which portion of the food did the damage do you? Well, don't bother. If your stomach is in a revolt; if sour, gassy and upset, and what you Just ate has fermented into stubborn lumps; head dizzy and aches; belch gaseB and acids and eructate undigested food; breath foul, tongue coated just take a little Pape's Diapepsin and in five minutes you wonder what became of the indigestion and distress. Millions of men and women today know that it is needless to have a ' stomach. A little Diapepsin occ ally keeps this delicate organ rftn latetl and they cut their f: foods without fear. If your stomach d of your liberal limit without rt-bt-if your food is a damage instead i. .. help, remember the quickest, surest, most harmless relief is Pape's Diapepsin which costs only fifty cents for a large case at drug stores. It's truly wonderful it digests food and sets tilings straight, so gently and easily that 1t is really astonishing. Please, for your ake don't go on and on with a weak, disordered stomach; It's so unoeofery. AdT.

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red-gold crowns are slipping one by one into the doors of oblivion that line the "corridors of time." Loyal subjects grow weary of the weight of the sceptre on their shoulders sniff their noses at knighthood in payment for unquestioning allegiance and meekness and pull the sparkling monarch down from his high Beat, snap his sceptre over their knee, and dent his golden crown! Dynasties and Caliphates and Kingdoms will some day be only fairy tares kings will ride in there in gold-link mail with, the fox-brush of the hunt In their helms. Why, shut yor eyes and think! Didn't a Princess always mean to you a picture of a pretty creature in white and gold brocade with chains about her neck and waist, angel sleeves, always wondered If it really was on his tomb. Let's look it up now. "If it's here, well come aoross it. Better take them in order that Is the only way to see anything. There's aarrick's monument. That's impressive. Yes, that's a mighty fine piece of work." It was Warren's first real approbation and Helen looked at it with much interest. Garrick was represented as stepping out from behind a curtain which he opened with extended arms. They walked on through the dusky aisles lined with tombs. Many were crowded back in darkened niches, but each stone bore a famous name. "Why Warren, here is a bust of Longfellow, I did not know he was buried here." HELEN FINDS IT. "He's not, a monument in this place doesn't always mean the man's plant ed under it. Here's John Gay, is that the guy you wanted?" "Oh, yes, yes. that's it, excitedly, "and here's the Inscription. She leaned over and read it aloud: "Life's a Jeet, and all things show It: I thought so once but now I know it." "Cheerful sentimer " remarked Warren. "Why thafs irrelipi. I shouldn't think think they'd allow it in here. Let's see what Baedeker says about It." "For heaven's sake put that away. were here now to see the Abbey. ' You can read Baedeker's dope when on get home. Here is the nice moldy old tomb of Cuauer. I took a dislike i) that gentleman when they made me ad his 'Canterbury Tales,' at sohool." "O rare Hen Johson," read Helen for a tablet. "Is that the poe " "Of dictionary and Cheschire ; Cheese fame? No, that was Samue you've got a fine memory." Helen had now paused before the Impressive statue of Shakespeare. Oulielmo Shakespeare. Amo Post Mortem CXXIV A mo Publicus Posuit" "Why Warren I thought Shakespeare's first name was William. "Yes. I bad that impression myself. "Well what does tUs mean GKili.

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ripply hair with pearls plaited through a circlet on her head and pointed slippers? And she rode a white palfrey with a jingling hawk on her wrist, and ate honey mostly. And if anybody but even a roseleaf between her eiderdown coverlets, she drooped in the mornmg and sighed: "I haven't slept a wink all night There was something In rty bed and It bruised me from head to foot!" That was a Princess. Wasn't it? Now you flip over the leaves of a magazine and find a snapshot of a lady a PLAIN lady in a tweed skirt, heavy walfting boots, an old-fashioned coat and a fanny little hat, with a real nice human sort of smile on her face, with the sun in her eyes, and a gold club over her shoulder (and most likely her toes will be turned in a trifle) and emo Shakespeare? Is that latin for William? But Warren, who would never admit that h did not know, ignored the question by passing on to the tomb of Addison. The same group of sightseers who had been with them in the royal chapels entered the poet's corner. "Let's get out of here I can't stand for that bunch again. Time to go, anyway it's after five." "But Warren there is one thing more we MUST see that tomb of Lady Nightingale's. The one with the skeleton of death coming out from the vault. It won't take a moment." "Well, where are we going to find it? Impatiently. But Helen was already turning hastily through her Baedeker while he watched her scowlingly. BREATHLESS AWE. "Here it is in the chapel of St. John the." Then turning to a map of the Abbey, "That's in the north transept. They found the tomb and Helen gaied at it with breathles awe. From the gaping vault beneath a half shrowded skeleton was about to launch its spear Into the dying woman while the husband tried to shield her shrinking figure in his arms. "Oh, that's wonderful!" murmured Helen. " As you look at It, she seems to cling closer to him!" The sentiment of the group appealed strongly to Helen, and she pictured the young wife and the love of the husband who had erected this to her memory. " It may be fine," admitted Warren, CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Havs Always Bought Bears the Signature of

under it will be this astonishing talk, "THE PRINCESS SO AND SO." You see the imperial, the kingly, the royal, the princely, are vanishing like snow-dust. For that isn't a real Princess. Only in fairv tales will MAJESTY be. 'Course, right here in clour-kissing otham-town there are a few "bosses" left! Maybe they, too will go. Every reign falters and fades at last but there is one small person one Sovereign whose sway wil be absolute wheu the light of the mon goes out one small atom who will still ride the whirlwind and play first fiddle forever and ever, amen! His crown will keep on a-shining never a revolution will tear up the borders of his kingdom everybody in his house will go round and round his little finger and

but it's dueced gruesome, Come on now, here's the way out." At the great arched doorway Helen turned back for a last look at the Abbey. The shadows had deepened in the high vaults overhead, and now only the faintest light filtered through the stained windows. There was a sound of far off chanting, and from a distant chapel came the White-vested figures of the choir boys, -winding their way in the dark aisles up to the candle-lit alter. Outside the spell of it was still over Helen, and Warren's irreverent comment about the"noddy old pile" not being a "particularly cheerful spot" did not grate on her, for she hardly heard it. She was thinking what the Abbey would be like at night, of the darknes and stillness and the generations of the dead. CROUP RELIEVED IN FIFTEEN MINUTES No ueed to dose with nauseous drugs or alcoholic syrups. Simply rub a little Vick's "Vap-O-Rub" Croup and Pneumonia Salve well over the throat and chest. The vapors inhaled loosen the tough choking phlegm and ease the difficult breathing. One application at bed time, covered with a warm flannel cloth, is a sure preventive. Vick's is quicker than internal medicines for all inflamatious of the air passages from head colds and catarrh asthma and bronchitis down to deep chest colds and pneumonia. Try a Jar now 2ac, 50c, and $1.00. DR. A. O. MARTIN DENTIST Colonial Building Suite 212-213

be jolly happy doing it. His mother will talk baby language to him and give ""him the very blood from her warm heart. His father will stand on his head and shake hands with his foot to make him laugh, and wear

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