Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 38, Number 118, 28 March 1913 — Page 8

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIU3I AND SUX-TELEGRAM, THURSDAY 31 AKCIT 27, 1013.

REGULATE CUPID'S WOBKJJHHE LAW Premarriage Inspection Is Now Advocated By Denver Official.

(National News Association) . DENVER, Col., March 27, Supervisor Kindel, who has solved the intracactes of the X-ray machine, knows all about broken legs and has successfully run for "Kongress," is investigating. The supervisor is convinced that love is unsanitary. lie thinks that each lingering kiss lnrks danirers untold. But what is of vastly more Importance, the supervisor is trying to' find : out whether the majority of marriages ought to be permitted. And Denver may soon have upon its statute books an ordinance which will serve to reduce Cupid's work to a matter of charts and musty medical tomes. "The recall!" hissed many fair employes of city offices, as the news spread rapidly about the City Hall. "The hook!" breathed many young men. But the supervisor waa undaunted. "The greatest good to the greatest number," he declared. "If eugenic marriages are necessary for the future of the race, eugenic marriages only must be." Kindel is quite serious in his determination to place such a measure before the supervisors' board. The plan contemplated by Kindel projects the establishment of a municipal bureau of marriage. It may be that two bureaus wjII be necessary. It depends on the volume of business, he declares. So far, the supervisor says, he anticipates little difficulty. There are certain matters of false teeth, pneumatic and other forms for . improving upon nature's handiwork, artificial hair and last, but most serious,' artificial complexions. What maiden would pose before an

Inspector particularly if the inspector were one of her own sex and permit a material portion of her figure to

BEGS HER HUSBAND . TO EXPOSE SYSTEM

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TODD WAS RESCUED FROM POWER PLANT

f National News Association) INDIANAPOLIS, March 27. President Robert I. Todd of the Indianano-

' lis Terminal and the Terre Haute, In

dianapolis and Eastern Traction companies had a hazardous boat voyage yesterday afternoon from the West Tenth street power plant, where he had been a prsoner Bince Tuesday noon. Mr. Todd was taken aboard a frail craft by a rescue party maneuvering in the vicinity of the power plant. By means of a circuitous route he was taken to the Big Four railroad tracks on West Washington street and here he finally gained entrance to the downtown district. , Seeks Shelter in Plant. President Todd drove to the power station in his automobile just before the city street car service was shut off. The water rose so rapidly that he was compelled to drive his machine to a place of safety and himself seek the shelter under the power station roof. By means of a single telephone line connecting with a grocery in the flooded district he got into communication with his offices in the city. The trap was a dangerous one and the boat was roughly handled by the strong currents. President Todd was astonished at conditions which he viewed in the flood district, and felt much distressed that it was not possible to offer more relief to the sufferers.

THE KNOW HOW To Feed Children and Get Good Resu'ts.

There are more nervous persons made so by undigested food lying in the stomach than the average Individual -would suppose. If food remains undigested In the stomach, it begins to ferment, set up gas and a large portion Is thus converted Into poison. , That's why Imperfectly digested food may, and often does, cause Irritation of the nerves and stupor of the mind, brain and nerves are really poisoned. "My daughter had complained for some time of a distressed feeling In the stomach, after eating, which set ; me thinking that her, diet was not right,'' writes an anxious and intelligent mother. - "She had been fond of cereals, but had never tried Grape-Nuts. From treading the account of this predigest'd food, it seemed reasonable to try : Grape-Nuts for her case. "The results were really wonderful. (The little brain that seemed at times unable to do its work, took on new slife and vigor. Every morning, now, befor'e going to school, she eats the crisp little" morsels and is now completely and entirely well, she seems to jhave a new lease on life no more distress In the stomach, nor headache, Jbut sound and well everyway." Name j given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, ;Mich. Read the book, "The Road to IWellville," in pkgs. "There's a Reason." Ever read the above letter? A new

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MRS. J. J. HARTIGAN. NEW YORK, March 27. If John J. Hartigan, the young patrolman who is awaiting sentence on his conviction

of perjury for falsely testifying re

garding an errand on which he was sent by Police Inspector Sweeney, alleged member of the "System" or graft ring of the police department, confesses to the district attorney all he knows concerning the inside workings of this nefarious gang, it will be the result of the heartrending pleadings of his loyal young wife. Mrs. Hartigan has stood by the disgraced officer during all his trials and is now doing her best to convince him that he is certain to gain clemency if he will only give District Attorney Whitman the desired information.

be stripped from her with ruthleBS hand? Or a number of ivories to be jarred loose during en examination of her tongue? On the other hand, what bachelor of long standing would submit to an examination which would necessitate the removal of a toupee with the attending danger of not being able to adjust it properly before he should be again required to meet his fiancee's critical glance?

8truck Her High Notes. "Have you heard that prima donna sing? I understand she made her manager shed tears as be listened." "She wasn't singing then. She was telling him things about her salary expectations." Washington Star.

Deadlier and 8fer. "Let's send the czar a bomb concealed In a plum pudding." "Why not merely send him a plum pudding? suggested the other callous plotter. "If he eats it our work is done and we run no risks." Louisville Courier-Journal.

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FREEZES THE LUNGS.

When Intensely Cold Air Is Breathed In Through the Mouth. "I asked an Alaskan pioneer wbo was crossing to bis old home In Sweden what happened wben tbe thermometer goes down to 60 and 80 degrees below zero," said a Seattle man. "At 60 degrees below." he said, "the exposed ears, bands or nose will freeze in going a quarter of a mile uuder ordinary circumstances, but the children go to and come from school as usual witbout suffering from the cold, provided their faces and hands are protected. "They soon get used to it But caution must be used to avoid drawing the cold air into the lungs, and it is dangerous to breathe through the mouth. More die from pneumonia brought on by freezing the lungs in that way than from any other form of exposure. Horses are protected by breathing bags, which extend down from the nose of tbe animal about eighteen Inches and are open at tbe bottom. The breath which is exhaled warms the air In the bag before It Is Inhaled and drawn Into the lungs. And men wear a parky' or headdress which extends over tbe face and affords similar protection. "In the Canadian districts tbe northwest mounted police regulate the treatment of horses on tbe freight wagons and stage lines in a most humane manner, so as to prevent them from suffering In this way." Washington II raid.

THOUSAND DEAD

III OHIO FLOOD - OUTSIDE DAYTON

(National News Association) COLUMBUS, O., March 27. A thousand persons perished In Ohio floods outside of Dayton, accord I tirf to reports reaching here. The death list in this city will probably reach 150. Delaware reports 100 dead. Middletown increases its estimate to a total of 100 dead. Other places scattering throughout the state will add at least two hundred more. Heavy loss of life was suffered at Youngstown, Fremont, Zanesville and other river towns. Five hundred lives were lost at Piqua and fifty at Troy, O., according to Chief Inspector Moore of the Cincinnati, Hamilton and Dayton telephone system, who has visited both cities.

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Persia's Turquoise Mints. By far the largest part of the world's turquoise comes from the mines near the Persian city of . Nlshupur. where Omar Khayyam was born and lies buried. Tbe mines are situated in a range

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6.G55 feet. The highest point at which turquoises have beeu found is 5.800 feet above sea level and tbe lowest 4.S00 feet. The geologic formation of tbe Nishapur mountains is porphyries, greenstone, limestone and sandstone, tbe turquoise being found in veins in the rock. The met bods of the Persians who operate tbe mines is quite antiquated, for only fodders and pulleys are used in tbe rough shafts.

HAS A NUMBER OF REASONS, SHE SAYS

Actress Wife Gives 13 Reasons Why She Should Be Divorced.

(National Ntwa Association) NKW YOKK, March 27. A baker's dozen of reasons were given by Mrs. May Hilver lu explaining why she should be granted alimony and a separation decree from Iester Silver. Through her attorney, Norman P. S. Schloss, she applied to Justice Henri rick for an allowance. She says she gave up a career on tbe stage for matrimony, but that Mr. Silver has never appreciated her sacrifice. Here are her reasons for desiring tbe separation: Her husband said he was an idiot for marrying her. He emptied a box of oatmeal over her head. He delighted in jerking pillows from under her head in bed. He told her the meals were not good. He laughed as he dumped her cocoa in the sink. He took her to only three places during their three years of married life, viz.. Coney Island, a confirmation party and to Pabst's. He would not let her relatives visit her. He threatened to commit suicide if she left him. He showed her a large roll of money, but gave her only $5 a week. He occasionally chastised her. He didn't want her sisters in his home. He made such a row at home that the neighbors were attracted. He told her he didn't care for her. Mrs. Silver says she was always "lady-like." She also says her husband is "very wealthy," having an express business with offices at 28 Eldridge street and Walker street. Mr. Silver denies he is wealthy. He says he owns two horses worth about $200 and a wagon that wouldn't bring more than $75 at auction.

MANY WOMEN WANT

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One of the Fair Sex Declares She Will "Match Dollar For Dollar.

CHICAGO. March 27. H. G. Parker's quest for a wife led him to the advertising columns. Under the head of qualifications he listed his age as Co

years and hts possessions as fiW.OOO. One hundred women bare repSvd as willing to marry. On of the letter In the "extra preferred" class selected by Mr. Parker Is from a woman who owns 156 acre of land and who agrees to "match dollar for doHar" with the groom-to-be. In his advertisement Mr. Parker specified that applicants must have some property, but that qualifications has not stemmed the tide of answers.

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