Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 38, Number 55, 14 January 1913 — Page 8
PAGE EIGHT. THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUX TELEGRAM, TUESDAY, JANUARY 14, 1913.
10 CONSIDER
THE L
ABORER
Ex-president of Springfield, O. Commercial Club Spoke Before Local Organization Last Evening.
(Continued from Page One) Investigate the advisability of plans "which will be introduced at Congress were unanimously indorsed by the committee. The committee from the club was appointed because the senti
ment of the National Chamber of Commerce was desired. The local club is a member of the organization. Invitation Given. An invitation was extended to the Phi Delta Kappa fraternity to bold its annual convention in this city next summer. Between 300 and 500 members of the fraternity will attend the cession. At the February meeting of the club six directors will be elected to serve for the coming year. The judges appointed to arrange for the election are Raymond Mather, F. I. Braffet, Will Bond. The clerks appointed are John Y. Poundstone and F. L. Torrence. C. E. Belford of this city introduced a new type of horse shoe known as the vandium spring horse shoe to the club. Mr. Belford has patented the thoe and intends to manufacture it in this city. A stock company will be formed with a capital stock of $8,000.
Sour Stomach Gas on Stomach Bloating Constipation Quickly Vanish with a Home-Wads Remedy Here is the recipe: Take two teaBpoonfuls of ordinary baking soda, add two ounces of LOGOS Stomach Tonic extract and enough water to make a pint. Shake it up and you have a home-made remedy that drives away all signs of stomach trouble in a jiffy and then builds up the entire digestive system. If you are troubled in any way with your stomach, get busy with this tonic treatment. The remedy is easy to prepare; it does the business and saves considerable money. Get busy with your stomach now, and save trouble later on. You buy the LOGOS Stomach Tonic extract for fifty cents a two ounce bottle. If your druggist does not have it send 50 cents to Logos Remedy Company, Fort Wayne. Ind., and receive a full size package, postpaid. i Ail vol 1 isomcnt)
Better to Improve Your Present Surroundings Than to Find Fault
REFUSED TO LAUGH.
A Joke on Himself That Mark Twain Failed to Enjoy. When Mark Twain was a resident
.-f Hartford. Conn., he once called at i must emigrate.
(BY I. L. TOTTEN) Home first, last and all the time. You don't have to travel very far to meet some one who is all wrapped up In a big land scheme out west some place, or some one who will recite to you the wonderful possibilities of Texas, or California, or Idaho, or any place but home. I often wonder if some of the people in the eastern states see such wonderful prospects in Indiana as some of our citizens see in the states farther west. Some people always imagine that the things which others have are better than what they have themselves. I know of a large farm implement
j company that squandered over $10,-
000 just because they imagined another company had a better manure spreader than they were manufacturing, and they could not rest until they had bought out the other company. Then it was that they found out something: the spreader was not as good as their own. Its merits were in their imagination, because the spreader belonged to some one else. Look About Home. Ixok around home before you decide to chase some wonderful rainbow. William Carlton says of the farmers
of the New England states, that they
at a gilded cafe for the California i land agent and his friends." ; It seems that the editor handed out ' some pretty good advice. 1 You don't have to go away from home to invest your money in some-
Let me quote again from William ! thin that will bring you good reCarlton. Somehow his logic rings true . tus. tn w io .tin nf th con-! ou can find n Plae tht s more
ditions in a New England town: "Do you realize what, as a business
proposition, this village is? It is a big unused plant in which thousands of dollars have been invested, and it is lying next door to a market crying for its products. If you saw a big fac-
entitled to your surplus dollars, either, than the community where you have made them. I don't know of anything that makes me madder than to have some one come to me and say: "If you want
CURIOUS INSURANCE. Soma of the Qur Risks Taken by the Brokers at Lloyd's. They will take any risk at Lloyd's in London. It should be understood that
this great corporation has nothing to i
do with it. but that the brokers issue policies as Individuals. Here are a few specimens of risks actually insured: The uncle of a rich heiress took out a policy for 10.000 guineas against her eloping with a certain man before a specified date. He paid 1.000 guineas
premium, and the girl did not elope, so
to make money farming, you ought to
en li n T rt Michigan or crtm4 nthr I . . . i . ,
tnrV 1ti Miner oil r.ninmA onrl n-ith . 7 " We DTOSer Was 1U 1AW f UUICny
D, -- i piace; wnew: Dut tnat s a gold mine labor loafing around the doors, stand- . up there ing idle, with its books full of orders, j TheQ it ,a that j brjgtle up and e you'd Jump in wouldn't you? Wei i jciaim "Whaf8 the matter with the that is exactly what this village is. j farm ,and nere? ghow me any betwr Get acquainted with the home pos-; SOil on God's green earth for growing
siouiues oerore going eisewnere. ; practically any kind of crop immag-i t ino nroflt
Not only get acquainted, but aidjinable than we have right here." a cablegram arrived at the office of a others to get acquainted with home shipowner stating that one of hit
A. young man sued by a girl for damages for breach of promise to marry paid S00 guineas for a policy covering any amount of money the jury might
i award to the plaintiff. It gave her 700. so the broker made more than
Hr Secret Sorrow. "Mrs. WhiiSey impress me as one who had something in her past life to make her unhappy. I never can look a; her without feeiirg thit she i the bearer of a secret sorrow of some kind." "Well, she is. She told me once that she could nevtr be quite happy agatu because she ued to be the wife of a mau who later married another woman with whom he appeared to be living ia state of bliss. Chicago liecord-Her aid.
The Inheritance Tax. "Pa. what is an inheritance taxT "An inhcritanv'e tax. my boy, is th crowd of promoters, real instate agents and mining stock shaiks that take np a man's time just as soon as they learn that he has fallen heir to a little luouer." Detroit Free Press.
possibilities.
As the Commercial club slogan has !
i NOTICE OF EXECUTOR'S APPOINT- j steamers was on the rocks in a dan-
it:
neigh-
MENT. Notice is hereby given that the un-
your neighbor's sake as well j igned hav en duly appointed by , lum of r,000. The hip was own." j the Wayne Circuit Court as Executors gavod so he iost the money.-New
HIS MISSING ENVELOPE.
He Learned Where It Was and a Lesson at the Same Time. This happened In a crowded subway express tralu the"other night Au old man boarded the train at the Fourteenth street station and clung to a strap in front of a young woman who was seated. As none of the men showed a disposition to let the old man sit down, the young woman arose and offered her seat to him. Before he could sit down a younger man slid into the vacant seat. The young woman was confused, but only for a minute. She leaned down slightly and said to the man in the seat: "You dropped an envelope on the platform, sir." The man Jumped up and elbowed his way to the platform. Half a minute's search failed to reveal the supposed envelope. The man returned to where the young woman was standing and said: "Say. lady, where is that envelope? 1 can't find It out there." "That envelope," replied the young woman, "is In the same place your manners are." The young man understood and faded from view. The old man got the neat, while the people in the vicinity looked. . listened and laughed. New York Sun. A Dark Dungeon. About tha middle of February. 1802. while In winter quarters. General iNegley of Pennsylvania, who was a strict disciplinarian, was in command of the First brigade, of which the Second New Hampshire was a part. He thougut the guardhouse of the Second regimeut too comfortable quarters for prisoners and ordered Colonel Marston. who latr won fame as a soldier, lawyer and statesman, to build a dungeon without so much as a crack or opening anywhere, so that it should be perfectly dark The dungeon was built with four solid walls, and one day General Negley came over to inspect It. He was accompanied by Colonel Marston "Where Is the entrance," s;iid the general, "and how do you get miylwdy into it?" "Oh." said Colonel Marston, "that is not my lookout. I simply olieyed your orders."
the office of Dr. Swan, a local special
ist of considerable repute, lo consult him regarding a trivial ailment. The physiciau was inclined to be rather arbitrary in his charges, was very independent and disliked exceedingly to be consulted in regard to nrnor ailments. In this instance he named a fee for his services that the economically minded Clemens thought excessive. After a little argument Mr. Clemens declared that he would not pay any such price as the physician asked, and rose to leave. Just as he turned his back on Dr. Swan a voice said distinctly: "Go along home, you old fool, you!" Instantly Mark Twain wheeled around, angry through and through. "What's that, sir?" he roared at the doctor. "What's that you say?" With a smile that was cloying in its sweetness Dr. Swan pointed to a cage In the corner where his parrot was swinging and chuckling with birdish glee, and explained: "That is the gentleman who spoke to
This advice in the sense that he meant it will apply to other places to. He says: "Let's emigrate out of the past into the present.- Let's start a pioneer movement and tackle these old acres as though they were virgin soil." In nine cases out of ten you can
state.
A l.rry nniAiint . C " .4.. a 1 '
of the last will of Mary E. Roney, de
ceased, late of Wayne County, State of Indiana. The estate is probably solvent. Albert G. Ogborn, Robert L. Study, Executors. A. L. STUDY, Attorney. dly 14-21-2S
you, sir." Somehow the explanation ; pression". Or it may be an outgrowth
did not seem to reduce air. Clemens anger very much, and he never entirely believed in Dr. Swan's innocence. New York American.
THE FLY'S BALANCERS.
"Take an interest in your
bors, for as your
A prosperous farmer wrote the following letter to a farm magazine: "I have my farm paid for and a little money saved up. I want to make an investment, what would you suggest that is absolutely sure? An agent for lands in California promises big returns, what do you think of their proposition? I can get some automobile stock at a low price now,
would you invest? Your suggestions Just a Little.
will be appreciated.' Aunt ah. Amelia, you look very Was Fortunate. '. pale. Tell me the troth. You have
The editor's reply was as follows: J been burning the midnight oil? Amelia "You are a fortunate fellow; indeed! (lately become engaged) Yes. aunty. Presume you thought you would be! but not very much. We turned the hannv f "vrn cvor o-nt that Fa rm nai i lamp down very low. London Tit-Bits.
fir, A . .!l.l " ' "
JU. ppu luu.UJ "L for now it's paid for and you hardly home as you can find in some distant j knQW what tQ d(J wUh tne mt,e m j
you have saved since you quit paying I
interpst
the man anyway, in fact, nearly all. Ym, iavo a tarm n,antv n.
It is by far a better policy to be ; farm toolg of courg?? continually trying to improve your, Hqw ab(mt the farm hom(i? Haye present surroundings than it is to be a batn anfl tojet 5n hp nil H y-v 1 -m s ri! n nr - . W -Fn nH. ' n
... iu. l" house? Is the house heated by steam i
or furnace? Does a gasoline engine j
pump the water and force it into a pressure tank from which pipes lead to your house? Has your wife a washing machine? House painted and yard in good shape? "If you have all of thse things, find some good, reliable farmer who wants to borrow a little money, and lend him your surplus. Don't do this business in a slip-shod way take a mortgage or good endorsed paper, and
I gerous place. The owner took out a j policy for 5.500. to be paid to him if
the ship were lost, lie paid for this a
It Would Come. "I'd like to go away for the ret of
I the week, sir." said the tired bookkeeper.
"There is no need for you to d that," replied the emp'oyer. "Stay here, and the rest of the week will come to you."
them.
Instead of crying that it is impossible to do a thing, it is far beter to figure out some way to do it. Farmers will move to town and will build comfortable homes, equip them with all the modern conveniences; yet they put up with most any kind of home conditions while on the farm. A whole lot of this can be credited
to that wonderful progress maker im-
A Unique Ear. "That sentence is not incorrect," said the professor, "but it sounds odd to the English speaking ear." Harvard Lampoon.
York World.
Break it up. Clear your het. Stop l-
Dormai na(aiactuitvct. Ki your c
lirrnai ucamess. sore tnroat ami tnt-eiing. Uet a ?5c or SOe tvbe vt Komlon's, tie ongl- I nal and genuine Catarrhal Jelly. Ail Iru- I KUts sell it or can bvi it tor you or orvler V
Jtrect. Simple KKKK.
HOMOON Mro. CO, MINNEAPOLIS. MINN.
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The English King. The king of England has no legislative veto. He must sign his own death warrant if the two houses unanimously send it to him. It is a fiction of the past to ascribe to him legislative power. lie has long ceased to have any. The prime minister is the chief executive of the British constitution. The king has the right to be consulted, the right to encourage, the
right to warn, provided he can find j anybody that wants to consult him or i
by him or anybody that will stop to be warned. In other words, the king
is a "figurehead," or, as It has been' more respectfully expressed, he is the
"ornamental' rather than the "use--ful" part of the British constitution. :
New York American.
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While They Last
Puts an End to Backache Quickly Cures Weak Kidneys
Few Doses Give Relief, Lifeless Organs Regain Health, Strength and Activity.
of that game we used to play of "follow the leader." Why can't, farmers have just as comfortable homes right .on the farm
charge a reasonable amount of interest. You can help him; he will help you. For gracious sake, don't
invest in California lands or auto-
as they now do after they move to . wohne stock ,f you do you wjl, not
iue ci lies:
i have nnneh left in two waris timo
Maybe they would not get the mi- to tot vmir ,,lltomon- hnrn Thi
without Thes Oraans the Insect i gatory germ in their blood so much f
Would Tumble to the Ground. M they looked to the pleasure side of . belter keeD company with the little can now depend upon to promptly
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I It is useless, dangerous, and un
necessary to be tortured with the digging, twisting pains of backache and rheumatism, or suffer with disagreeable kidney and bladder disorders any longer. The new discovery, Croxone, provides a remedy which every sufferer
The insects of the Diptera order, to which the common housefly belongs, have, as a rule, one pair of wings and rudimentary remnants of another pair
life a litle more.
"Sticker" Wins. ! I believe that statistics will bear j me out in the statement that the
money fellows; your life's savings ; wouldn't buy a dozen square meals !
in the form of a club shaped organ on ; sticker wins out oftener than the fel-; HF&DMatii: A SAR TO SUCCESS I cc either side of the thorax behind the! 1W who always sees something better! , , ! !t
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WlngS. Ttiese organs are CailCU "oai- man uaa ai uuurc. ; handicap in life's -are.
ancers and. as experiments Dave one oiu Baymg ims u, iuai ine setshown, are -Indispensable in the main , ting hen never gets fat," and another
saying is to the effect that "the rolling stone gathers no moss." Take your choice, but I'll stick.
and surely end all such misery and
bring about a speedy cure. Croxone cures these troubles be-
cause it quickly and completely over
comes the very cause of the disease.
soaks rieht into the stooped ud.
Headiirhe i natures sienal of physical deficien-, tj kidnevs. throueh the mem-
tenance of equilibrium. A fly from which they have been removed cannot direct its, flight, and if it tries to fly from the edge of a table will immediately take a downward
course, dropping to the floor on its ;
H ICRS' CAPUDlE
cares headache removes the cause, whether lieet, cold, nervousness or cripi. Liquid, pluasant ta take; Quickly effective, luc, 2."ic auil 5uc at drui stores.
t j branes and linings; cleans out the lit
tle filtering glands; neutralizes and dissolves the poisonous uric acid and makes the kidneys filter and sjft from the blood all the waste and poison
ous matter that' clog the system and cause such troubles. It does not matter whether you have but slight symptoms or the
most chronic, aggravated case of kid- : ney, bladder trouble, or rheumatism j that it is possible to imagine, for the : very principle of Croxone Is such that : it is practically impossible to take It into the human system without re
sults. You will find it different from all
other remedies. There la nothing else on earth like it. It starts to work the minute you take it and re- j lieves you the first time you use it, j and all the misery and suffering that ,
go with such troubles end. You can secure an original package of Croxone from any first class druggist. All druggists are authorized to personally return the purchase price if it fails to give the desired results the very first time you use it.
LICHTENFELS
In the Murray Theater
Honey to Loan
Use our money' to 'pay your little outstanding debts. Wo will give you plenty of time to pay it back, from one month to one year. We make loans from $10 up on household goods, pianos, etc., and all business strictly confidential. Mall or phone applications receive prompt attention. THE STATE INVESTMENT & LOAN CO. 40 Colonial Bldg. Phone 2560. Richmond, Indiana
Why the Deaf Are Grateful. A pleasant contrast to the sad fate of Beethoven is furnished by Or. Thirlwall. the radical bishop of SL David's, who wrote the history of (Jreecft that held the Held before the arrival .of Grote. lu his old age he became stone deaf. but. so far from fretting, declared that the Infirmity wa really a blessing, because it relieved bini from the futile conversation of l)ores. One day a friend, fortrettinu: the bishop's deafness, greeted lum with the usual remark about the weather. "Eh?" queried the bishop. "It is a fine day!" bellowed the friend repeatedly luto the prelate's ear. Wben Thirlwall finally grasped the meaning of the remark he quietly philosophized: "Dear mel How little a man loses by being deaf !" Loudou Chronicle.
head alout three feet away and falling j
over on its back. Similarly, if it tries to fly from tho floor after succeeding in getting on its feet again it will rise in the air two or three inches and then again tumble, striking its head aud turning over on its back as before, but only about four inches from its starting point. Horizontal and ascending
flight becomes absolutely Impossible. I The similarit y between these artifl-j dally produced insect mishaps and j many an aeroplane accident i.s striking. and a study of why the removal of the!
fly's balancers causes it to upset may go a long way toward solving the problem in aeroplane construction. Westminster Gazette.
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"My poor wife: Buried on a Friday tot:: i hope it won't bring me bad
lu k:" IVif Mel.
Fully Explained. "'What is Boston coffee T asked the rustomer at the lunch counter. "It's the kind you put the cream in first." answered the waiter girl. "But why is it called Boston coffee?" "Because the cream is put In first." "Yes. I know. But when a man orders Boston coffee why do you put the cream Id first? Thafs the question." "Because he orders Boston coffee. Anything else you wish to know, sir?" -Woman's Home Companion.
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The Eventful Bargain Week is now on with a wonderful rush. Every counter, shelf and rack in the store is laden with alluring bargains. Come for your share of them now. This Great January Stock Clearing Sale runs but one week only. "THE WEEK OF TE THIRTEENTH"
A Convincing Demonstration. "Now, Mr. Freshe." said the professor, "can you demonstrate that X equals 07" "Sure," said Mr. Freshe. "I write home asking the governor for an X and get nothing Q. E. D." "Excellent," returned the professor. HI ffive you the same for your mark." Harper's.
First One Error Score. Baseball Captain You shouldn't be so hard on the boys. They played very well. The game was lost through Just oue error Manager Yes; so was paradise. Boston Transcript.
Let Me Cure You of Rheumatism
I took my own medicine. It permanently cured my rheumatism after I
had suffered tortures for thirty-six years. I spent $20,000 before I discovered the remedy that cured me, but I'll give you the benefit of my experience for nothing. If you suffer from rheumatism let me send you a package of my remedy absolutely free. Don't send any money. I want to give it to you. I want you to see for yourself what it will do. The picture shows how I suffered. Maybe you are suffering the same way. Don't. Y'ou don't need to. I've got the remedy that will cure you and it's yours for the asking. Write me today. S. T. Delano, 16S-A; Delano Bldg., Syracuse, New York, and 111 send you a free package the very daj I get your letter.
NOTIONS, CORSETS, FANCY GOODS, ETC. Celluloid Collar Stays, sold everywhere at 5c each. Sale, 3c card. All Talcum Powder, 13c each; 2 for 25c, during sale. One lot Ladies' and Children's White Hemstitched Handkerchiefs, just to see them go 5 for 13c. Sozodont Tooth Paste, sold everywhere at 23c per tube. Sale 13c. All 25c Holiday Novelties, Frames, Jewel Cases, Fancy Boxes, Vanity Cases, etc., 13c during "The Week of the Thirteenth." Smoking Jackets ?5.00 Jacket at $4.13; $9.00 Jacket at $6.13; $7 Jacket at $5.13; $10 Jacket at $7.13. All Ribbons at 13 discount "The Week of the Thirteenth." All Corsets (except Nemo) at 13 discount "The Week of the Thirteenth." All Leather Goods, Traveling Bags. Suit Cases, Ladies Hand Bags, Music Rolls, etc., 13 discount "The Week of the Thirteenth." 13 off all Laces during January Sale. 13 off all Veiling and Ruching during "Thirteen Sale." 1S off all Notions of every description. Remember this is something we have never done before. COLORED EVENING GOODS Shades: Pink, Green, Rose, Blue Grey and Tan. All Wool and Silk and Wool . $1.00 values, sale 73c Yd. $1.50 values, sale $1.13 Yd. $1.75 values, sale $1.23 Yd.
"The Week of the Thirteenth" 1913
Ready-to-Wear Department Misses' Dress Skirts. Sale Price $1.13. Ladies' Dress Skirts in black and colors. Sale Price $3.13. Purchase a Fur Scarf, Muff or Set at "Thirteen Sale" prices. It It will be a good investment. Party Dresses, Evening Dresses and Dancing Dresses on sale at prices that will surprise you. A few waists, worth much more than sale price 43c. Chiffon Waists, assorted colors and sizes. Sale $3.13. Odd Waists, some $10.00 and $12.00 values. Sale $4.13. The Week of the Thirteenth, special low prices prevail on all Wrappers, House Dresses. Umbrellas, Sweaters, Shawls, Rain Coats, Furs, Coats, Suits, Skirts.
SECOND FLOOR ANNEX 1,000 yards Fancy Bordered Scrim, worth 25c yard. Sale 13c Yard. 500 yards Fancy Bordered Scrim, worth 30c and 40c a yard. Sale 23c Yard. Fancy Fringed Satoen for Comfort Covering, 2.c value. Sale 13c Yard. Fancy Denim for Box Covering, 25c value. Sale 13c per Yard. One lot Fine Curtains Brussels, Scrim, Irish Points and Battenbergs. our regular $7.50 Curtains, less $1.12. Sale $6.37 Pair. One lot of Nottingham, Cable Net, Cluny and Scrim Curtains, worth $3.50 to $5.00. Here are seme extra good bargains In Lace Curtains. Sale $3.13 Pr. MUSLIN UNDERWEAR In connection with the Muslin Cnderwear Sale we will offer some extraordinary values in Kmbroideries, consisting of remnants, strips and short pieces of Swiss, Cambric and Nainsook Sets, Baby Edges and Insertions, Beadings. Galoons, Flonncicgs, Corset Cover Embroideries and Waistings, all at greatly reduced prices. BABY ALL-OVERS One lot of 22 Inch Baby All-Overs, embroidered fn neat, small designs on Cambric, Nainsook and Swiss, especially adapted for children's garments and ladies waists. 75c values. January 9ae Price 5Cc Yard. FLOUNCINGS One lot of 27 inch Swiss Flouncings, worth 75c. January Sale price 39c.
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