Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 38, Number 53, 11 January 1913 — Page 3

XfTE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, JANUARY 11, 1IH3.

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T. P. A. Notes BY W. H. Q. Have you paid your dues? Remember if you have not and you should get hurt you will get nothing. Don't delay, but send a check for your dues at once to W. D. Chambers, Terre Haute, Ind. Election of post officers will soon be the topic of interest among post members. Who wants to be president? Who will accept the office of secretary and treasurer? Questions that are of supreme importance the next two or three months to come. Matt Leasure, Proctor and Gamble's Ivory soap peddler has been in town this week selling soap, entertaining friends, visiting T. P. A. headquerters and incidentally pulling off a few other stunts to keep himself from getting into mischief. There is always something stirring when Matt is camping around. Come up and see the parlor at headauarters. By the kindness of our most excellent landlord we have new paper on the walls, that adds much to the appearance of the rooms. We think it is the most tasty and appropriate job of papering we have ever had and the thanks of the entire membership is due Mr. Dougan. Post C Is very glad to record the applications of Norman J. Craighead, of the Craighead Plumbing and Electric Co., and Mr. Richey of the International Harvester Co. We welcome you gentlemen and hope to see you at headquarters often. We have a member in Post C, who by his various antics gets himself into print perhaps more than any other member of the post. He is not naturally so much different from other people. It is mostly the way he is dressed and the way he wears his hair. However, in his declining years he has got a habit of kicking. He kicks at Lebo, kicks at "yours truly," at his adviser Jim Lewis, and even poor old Pete Holmes who never harmed a t-oul in his life and whose only diversion outside of work is riding in prairie schooners, gets some of his kicks. Well this gentle piece of human machinery moved himself from Sixteenth to Thirteenth street about a year ago. There seemed to be quite a stir on Thirteenth street when the move was made and a number of the gentleman's friends had to allay the fears of North Thirteenth street citizens by assuring them that despite his looks and actions he was harmless. Every thing as far as his friends knew was moving along smoothly till it was recently noticed that the house the gentleman lives in was propped up. It. now develops that not satisfied with kicking his friends into kingdom come the aforesaid ungrateful fellow has almost kicked his. house down. This article has to do with one Marion E. Shreeve, and his friends desire to apologize to North Thirteenth street citizens for deceiving them in such, a manner and we now caution them to look out for what seems to be an undesirable citizen. Have you seen "Billy" Kramer's new hat? It is certainly no common affair at least he says so. It looks to ttye writer very much like a shaved specimen of those coon skin hats we used to wear up in '"Sockum." Don't forget your dues. There seems to bo considerable doing among Richmond shippers regarding the C. & O. local freight service. Go to it gentlemen and let's see if eome thing can't be done. United action will surely bring results. J Nothicg more completely baffles one vrho is full of trick and duplicity th;n straightforward and simple integrity Jd another. Cotton. WHAT IS A COUGH? This is the season when coughs are prevalent. People, as a rule, do not understand the significance of a cough. A cough is simply art eifort of Nature to rid the lungs or bronchial tubes of some offending or foreign material. A few drops of S. B. Hartman, M. D. water in the Columbus, Ohio larynx will cause any one to cough the same as a catarrhal effusion or an accumulation of mucus. Cough is a wholesome effort to protect the lungs from intrusion, from harmful materials. A cough phould not be regarded as a foe, but as a friend. Pe-ru-na Removes the Cause of Cough. Peruna is a cough medicine in the strict sense of the word. It assists Nature in getting rid of the accumulated mucus in the bronchial tubes. It assists, first, by strengthening the nerves that control the act of coughing. And; second, by its expectorant effect the mucus discharges are slightly thinned, making them easier to expectorate. In other words, Pe-ru-na acts with Nature. Any one taking Pe-ru-na will very quickly find himself better able to cough. The cough seems to be more satisfactory. It Is a deeper cough, in which the mucus is raised and easily expectorated. Pe-ru-na relieves cough by removing the cause of the cough. It works in exactly the same way as every other medicine ought to work, in harmony with Nature. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST .FOR FREE PERUNA ALMANAC FOR 1913.

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It is more necessary that you keep your Bowels, Liver and Stomach clean, pure and fresh than it is to keep the sewers and drainage of a large city free from obstruction. Are you keeping clean inside with Cascarets or merely forcing a passageway every few days with salts, cathartic pills or castor oil? This is important. Cascarets immediately cleanse and regulate the stomach, remove the sour, undigested and fermenting food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry out of the system the constipated waste matter and poison in the intestines and bowels. No odds how badly and upset you feel, a Cascaret tonight will straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep. A 10-cent box from your druggist will keep your head clear, 9tomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months. Don't forget the children their little insides need a good, gentle cleansing, too. (Advertisement) Amusements At the Qennett. Jan. 13 Primrose & Dockstader Minstrels. Jan. 18 Officer "666." At the Murray. Vaudeville Matinee and Night Jan. 12 Charity Concert. Charity Concert. The program for the charity concert to be given Sunday afternoon at the Murray theater at three o'clock appears in the society column of this issue. It will be presented by J. Louis Shenk, baritone, and Madame LawVence, harpist, and will include groups of harp and scng numbers and the two in combination. The concert is being given for the Tuberculosis Hospital fund and no doubt a large audience will greet the two musicians, who, although professionals and who have no interest in the institution, have agreed to make a great reduction in their usual returns for concert engagements on account of the object for which the concert is to be given. The Murray. The live act bill that opens a week's engagement at the Murray Monday afternoon comes to us with a reputation for quality and quantity. The feature will be the Four Flying Cronells in a thrilling act of sensational sensations, Jean Weir and Co., will present their newest comedy offering, entitled "His Last Offence." Ralton and La Tour in Mirth and Melody, Mr. and Mrs. Franklin Colby have a new creation entitled "Black Art with a musical atmosphere. Florence Evans Barr. comedienne has a new line of mirth provoking sensations that are said to be brilliant and always welcome. Murray patrons may look forward to an excellent entertainment. Primrose and Dockstader. . There are dancers and dancers, but among them all no dancer has made and held the reputation which belongs to George Primrose today, and he has not appeared in public except for some worthy charity for a number of years. jThe proudest boast of one of the I younger crop of dancers is that some ; one told him he was as good as Prim rose. No more interesting event is likely to happen in this city this season than the engagement of Primrose and Dockstader's Greater Minstrels. It means the same to minstrelsy as the reunion of Weber and Fields to musical comedy. They will be seen at the Gennett theater on Monday night, Jan. 13. The Murrette. The usual Saturday bargain day at the Murrette promises much for today. ! There are four excellent pictures in cluding two fascinating Keystone comedies. The feature however is "The Little Enchantress" which is a beautiful story. Left alone by the death of her father, -fire yearold Ida wanders out in the world in search of a-home. She enters the mansion of a rich bacTiT elor who is a confirmed hater of children. She appeals to him so he lets her stay. A few hours later she awa kens to find herself alone. She goes into the kitchen and there meets a burglar. Not a bit afraid she offers him some of her supper. She awakens memories even in this hard heart and when the old man enters he sees child and burglar playing together. The thief leaves promising to live a better life, and the old man gathers the stray baby into his lonely arms. HIS STOMACH TROUBLES OVER. Mr. Dyspeptic, would you not like to feel that your stomach troubles were over, that you could eat any kind of food you desired without injury? That may seem so unlikely to you that you do not even hope for an ending of your trouble, but permit us to assure you that it is not altogether impossible. If others can be cured permanently, and thousands have been, why not you? John R. Barker, of Battle Creek, Mich., is one of them. He says, '"I was troubled with heartburn, indi gestion. and liver complaint until I used Chamberlain's Tablets, then my trouble was over." Sold by all dealers. t Advertisement) Chronic. "One thing about Jinx, he never comes into one's office without knocking." "Another thing attont Jinx is that he never goes anywhere without knocking." Houston Post.

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(National News Association) CHICAGO, Jan. 11 Willie W. Winklefield, the negro summoned to appear before the Clapp committee in Washington to tell of the "Archbold letters" told government attaches here that he was glad of the opportunity to testify. He said he took part in the removal of the letters from the Standard oil offices, but &ays the plot was not his. Charles Stump and Billy Morrell. an office boy in the Standard Oil offices, were the originators of the plot, he said. He admitted he received some i money for the letters, but would not say how much. COURTSHIP IN SPAIN. A Difficult Business In Which Speaking Tubes Play a Part. In Spain, as is well known, a rigorous etiquette governs the business of lovemaking. A young man cannot interview his sweetheart without her parents' consent, and Indeed all conversation openly carried on between the couple must be in the presence of the fair one's mother. Many subterfuges are adopted by the lovers to overcome this difficulty, and the "reja" the ornamental ironwork on the windows of Spanish houses has become one of the favorite trysting places. Modern life, however, has imposed fresh barrier?. If a young man's sweetheart lives on the third floor of a city building he cannot very well meet her at the "reja." In this as in other spheres of life necessity is the mother of invention, and some ardent lovers have brought speaking tubes to their assistance. The senorita. at the appointed hour, lowers this to her lover below, and they are thus able to carry on their love affairs with the assurance that they are not overheard by the people on the intervening flats, as would be the case if the conversation were carried on without such aid. London Answers. Thackeray's Favorite Books. In her introduction to the "Roundabout Papers" in the centenary edition of Thackeray. Lady Ritchie speaks of her father's favorite books. Thackeray had an old Montaigne, which he always kept on the table by his lied. He had a second copy, still older, bound in white vellum, on the book shelves in his study. Lady Ritchie cannot remember that he had any particular j feeling for special editions. "He used a cheap, battered old Boswell with double columns, the companion ith whom, as he said, he could have been quite content to dwell for a year upon that problematical desert island. He loved his 'Don Quixote.' He also liked ! his shabby, worm eaten copy of John son's poets. Chey had been to India and back, and bookworms are very common out there." Milton's sonnet to Shakespeare in Johnson's poets was. Lady Ritchie adds, one of the last things Thackeray ever read. Learning His Father's Business. "What?" exclaimed the wealthy Cleveland papa who had put his son to work in order to teach him a few things. "What? Fired after workiug one week?" "Yes, dad; I was discharged." "What was the trouble?" "They said I was too green for them." "What was your mistake?" "I paid a bill the first time the collector called!" "Aha! And now you see how foolish you were?" "Yes, dad. I'll never dot again." "My son, you have served your apprenticeship and learned your lesson. You may now come into the office with me "Cleveland Plain Dealer. His Composition. "Now, Johnny." said the teacher after she had explained the meaning of the word, "1 wish you would write a sentence containing the word defeat." After a struggle which lasted for about twenty minutes Johnny announced that he was ready to be heard. "Please read your composition." the teacher directed. "When you git shoes dat's too tite," Johnny read, "it's hard on de feet." Chicago 1 1 ecord- H era Id. Corn Land in Louisiana A growing season of eight months. Fifty-five inches of rain and 2,378 hours of sunshine a year. Rich River Bottom Land at $25 to $50 an acre along Rock Island Lines High yields of corn of the best quality. Never a failure from drought Corn never injured by frost, A great seaport less than 200 miles from the cornfields enables the growers to get 10c a bushel more than in the northern corn belt The greatest opportunity in the world for corn growers. Land out of flood belt Prof. Cottrell's book on corn growing free. Write Today Low Priced Laad Law Tares to See Om Laad 1M. ALLEW Fasseofer TrmiGc Masai er AOt Im Sall StaiSa Jaaa TkMVin

HEAD COVERED WITH WHITE PIMPLES Went to Ear, Shoulders and Whole Body. Thick and Sticky on Head. Eruption Covered With Blood. Cuticura Soap and Ointment Cured. Ransom. 111. "The trouble started on our baby when he was only about two weeks old. Started like little white pimples.

looked like an old f-ab of blood and matter. His whole head was covered for a few months then it went to his ear. shoulders, and his whole body. It seemed to come out thick and sticky on his head, while on the other parts of his body it was more like water coming out of the skin. He would scratch until the eruption would be all eovewd wun blood and gradually spread. The least little stir or rub would cause the sores to bleed, spread and itch. Never had a full night's sleep, restless all night. "The sores were horrid to look at. It lasted until he was about two and a half years old. Then we saw an eczema advertisement in the paper to use , but it did no good. Then we used Cutieura Soap and Cutieura Ointment. We put the Cutieura Ointment on thick at lied time and put a tight hood on so he could not scratch the sores. Then we washed it clean with Cutieura Soap and warm water twice a day. and he was completely cured." (Signed) Mrs. E. F. Sulzberger, Dec. 30. 1911. Cutieura Soap and Cutieura Ointment are sold throughout the world. Liberal sample of each mailed free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card "Cutieura, Dept.T, Boston." 3Tender-faced men should use Cutieura Soap Shaving Stick. 25c Sample free. Strictly Business. "To whom do you wish to make your benefit certificate payable?" asked the officer of the fraternal order. "To my sweetheart," said the candidate for initiation. "According to the lews of our order you'll have to marry her first." "Say, hold up this initiation about fifteen minutes and I'll go and attend to that." Spokane Spokesman-Review. Wonderful Financing. First Sport Dickson is a wonderful financier. Second Sport How? First Sport He borrowed a nickel from me this morning to take him up town to see a man that he could borrow $5 from, and with that $5 he blew off another man that he borrowed $30 from. An Old Delusion. Father of the Fair One How can you possibly think of marrying my daughter? You say that by the strictest economy you can save only $10 a month! Poor but Worthy Poet Oh. yes. but if we both save it will be 520! Meggendorfer Blatter. Loss of Appetite Is loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is often a forerunner of prostrating disease. It is serious and especially so to people that must keep up and doing or get behindhand. The bent medicine to take for it Is the great constitutional remedy Hood's SarsapariSIa Which purifies and enriches the blood and builds up the whole system. Get it today In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs., 5EB33EBE Her

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Gaby Deslys is to make a tour of Canada. Winona Winter is in vaudeville this season. Thomas Wise is to have the leading role in "The Silver Wedding." Alice Gale has been engaged for the cast of "The Master of the House." Walter Bek.sco. a brother of David Belasco. intends to go into vaudeville. The vogue for children's plays has brought "Link Lord Kauntleroy" to the front again Arnold Daly has rejoined Mme. Simone, who will revive "The Return to Jerusalem." Haddon Chambers thinks that American playwrights will eventually take the lead in dramatic writing. It is rumored that George M. Cohan is considering retiring from the stage to a farm near Providence, R. I. The Litbler Company entertained 30 setlement children Christmas eve at its Children's Theatre in New York. Arthur Hanimcrstein is planning to arrange for Imna Trentini's appearance in Paris in "The Firefly" next May. Paul Armstrong has completed another play called "The Love Story of the Ages" It is to be produced in Los Angeles. Clara Palmer has joined the cast of "The Man With Three Wives," the Leh;ir opereta which the Shuberts are to produce. Marie Dressier has left the Webber and Fields show and her role is now taken by Helcne Collier Garrick, sister of Wiliam Collier. William Hodge, who has been starring for five years in "The Man from Home," is soon to appear in a new play by Booth Tarkington. "Get-Rich-Quick Wallingford will be produced in Londonn about the middle of this month. Hale Hamilton will his original part. Laurete Taylor, who is starring in "Peg o' My Heart," was married a short time ago to the author of the play, J. Hartley Maners. Lucy Weston heads the latest musi The Lawyer wms y n'8 n's mmi miiak Via nlog O fc all timA, must be clear at all times. i Neither ho nor you nor any thinking per eon can win if wits are dulled by a headache. HICKS' CAPUDINE CURES HEADACHE ' taltes off the brakmi eets at the cause heat, cold. nervousness or grlpp. Capudlno is a liquid, ptaaitant to take; quickly effective; contains no acetanilide. Isn't it pity to suffer with headache when yon rvally can ear Ul 20c and 50c at druggists trial sixe 10c. ; Exhibition -OF Fancy Roller Skating Dublin, Indiana, Skating Rink, Wednesday Evening, Jan. 15, 8:30 P. M. f 4"? 4"fr -fr -M-fr Skattfimig

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cal comedy production. "The Girl at the Gate." which has had a long run at Chicago earlier in the season. "The Return of Peter Grimm" will be seen for the first time in California this season, with David Warfield in his great role, and the original company under the direction of Belasco. A full-blooded Sioux Indian is proprietor of a moving picture show on Long Island. His name is War Cloud and he is a graduate of the Carlisle Indian school. He has given Ind'an sketches in vaudeville.

Toilst Suggestions. If the cuticle about your nails seems tough and there Is a tendency to "hangnails" rub in a little vaseline or cold cream every nifht before retiring. To whiten finger nails and improve the hands cut a fresh lemon iu two and rub it well at night. Wash off in warm water the next morning. This Fame treatment is excellent for stains on the hands. Astringent lotions should be used to reduce the larfw pores of the skin, which become clogged with dust and prime. These disfiguring pores are especially noticeable across the nose, often extending over the cheeks. If allowed to go without checking agents these pores develop Into blackheads, than which there ia no greater enemy to beauty. RHEUMATISM DR. WHITEHALL'S RheumaticRcmcdy For 15 years a Standard Remedy for all forms of Rheumatism, lumbago, gout. ' sore muscles, stiff or swollen joints. It quickly relieves the severe pains; reduces the fever, and eliminates the poison from the system. 50c a . box at druggists. Writ for A From Trial Bmm. Dr. WHITEHALL MECRIMINE CO. 253 N. Main St., South Bend, Indiana. ALL WEEK LONG THE SURPRISE BILL JEAN WEIR & CO. in His Last Offence MR. AND MRS. FRANKLIN COLBY ' Black Art

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